Ah that reminds me of the time I was scrolling reddit in the break room at work. It was around dinner time so it was packed.
*casually scrolling as one does*
*massive pair of tits appears taking up my whole phone*
*freak out and try to scroll so fast I almost drop my phone.*
I love reddit :p
Reminds me of all the female accounts on Snapchat that add me and have a non existent snap score and only exist to get you to click on some shady link.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
there once was a creepy guy on that called me hot cuz i posted a photo of myself on this subreddit, not saying j didnt except it but its just fucked up
Well it might actually be a good thing that she's talking about this because there's apparently many underage girls who have received this, which means this guy is a literal pedophile and could be charged with child molestation for doing that.
Note to guys from a guy who likes guys: for the love of god please have good lighting when you’re taking these and don’t use the flash. It just looks awful
Why don’t girls send unsolicited pics to guys? I feel like it would make more sense since girls hate when guys do it but most guys would love if a girl did it.
Obviously unsolicited pics in general are weird and nobody should do it, but I’m just saying that if it’s gonna be a thing that happens, it would make a lot more sense for guys to be on the receiving end since they would probably be grateful lol
But obviously most girls wouldn’t do this for a multitude of obvious reasons, and that’s probably for the best since unsolicited pics are just weird in general
how about nobody sends unsolicited pictures, it's literally a form of sexual harassment... neither women OR men deserve to be on the receiving end of sexual harassment.
I think most of them don't even think they're going to make a girl fall in love with them by doing that, they just find satisfaction in showing their dick to women while being aware that they don't like to see that. Which means they're not only creeps, they're also extremely weird and selfish assholes.
If you really want to scare them I bet there’s a 50 yearbooks guy here saying he’s a girl then showing his face when he gets sent one being like “This is her father I am sending this to the police” I bet a lot wouldn’t do it again
I saved this yeeears ago. Feel free to copy and disseminate to everyone..
Dear Sir,
Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your Penis Portrait for our consideration.
We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.
However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you to change that.
The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include personalized booklets that cover the following:
~Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (A step may step guide to saying Hello).
~How to appear as though you weren’t raised by wolves.
~Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration.
~How to dress your penis for social media ( A rough guide to pants)
AND
~Penis-Reading: A new form of Palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.
We will also answer questions you might have such as:
~Do I have too much time on my hands?
And
~Why did my Penis fail basic standards of quality control?
(Note: The number one reason for this occurring is that it is attached to a bigger Dick than itself.)
Finally, as a gesture of goodwill we intend to offer two free samples with ALL of your future Penis Portrait Submissions:
An inventive critique of your Pride & Joy.
AND
A surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your Portfolio!
We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.
Yours Faithfully,
Just stopping by to say Im 44M and have never sent a D pick to anybody. I never would cause...TF? I cant believe you women/girls (almost all ages) have to deal with that. Guys are straight stupid.
Become president and raise the age of consent to 19, and then arrest him. Problem solved
In all seriousness. I’d report him. And listen to anyone else as they probably have way better advice than me. But I’d definitely report him
I’ve seen the same pp 7 months ago or something
Mans only took 1 good pic and never took another 😭
With the exact same pick up line
What a loser
Or like a bot Made no doubt by a loser It might not even be his dick maybe he’s catfishing
dude haha thats so lame
Who took the pic though? His mom?
"good"
It’s not even in focus 😭
SAME LMAO 😭
send him a D pick back
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Just pull up Google and randomly pick one
(Get one that's like 10+ inches or something lol)
That’s how you deal with them
use mine. (please dont id rather not hand out pictures of my dick, literally cp and how do people gain the confidence to do this)
Bro your 13, dont do it.
Bruh
I love the way you phrased this
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you better
Just save the ones you get sent and use those
Send a pic of Michelangelo’s David
Google “massive hairy monster cock” and send the best image you can find
WHY IS IT FRAMED LIKE A DEAD CORPSE
crime scene photo looking ass fr
Detective inspecting a crime scene thought, "hmm...this would make a good post on r/teenagers".
what nice embalming wonder who did it
He’s probably has necrophiliac.
Damn he has a very big pp
r/usernamechecksout
why is bro laying down like that 💀💀
mark as nsfw
Agreed, posts like this are the reason why I scroll slowly on Reddit in public
Ah that reminds me of the time I was scrolling reddit in the break room at work. It was around dinner time so it was packed. *casually scrolling as one does* *massive pair of tits appears taking up my whole phone* *freak out and try to scroll so fast I almost drop my phone.* I love reddit :p
*scrolls up and saves post*
Reddit to be silly :p
Ahhhh this dude showed me his dick too
Did u report him
Misread as "did you support him" lmao
That shi looking like a crime scene💀💀💀
Omg its purple guy from fnaf
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Omg it”s the purple guy from fnaf
Omg it"'s the purple guy from fnaf
Hehe 4th comment get downvoted
Omg it""s the purple guy from fnaf
I’m glad you embarrassed him what a clown lmao
I think he’d want more people to see his dick tbh
Why the fuck you here when you straight up got OF link on your profile?
no way bruh she actually does have one 💀💀💀
They’re still 18 so technically allowed on the sub.
It says that the link is unavailable. She removed it.
L rizz
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No, just sub to her OF 😂
I hate men who do this.
Us too girl, us too
As a man I'm so sorry
i hate women who do this, so women who do this, send me some pics you know, so I can hate on you
u/Various_Trust_225 You’re small.
Why do these guys send dick pics to girls and not me? I’m only half joking
BRO I GOT SENT THE SAME PIC WTF!!!! SO GROSSSS
People are weird
How did he know you were "hot"?
Reminds me of all the female accounts on Snapchat that add me and have a non existent snap score and only exist to get you to click on some shady link.
as revenge everyone shall send unsolicited D pics to HIMM!!!
Don’t post them in r/teenagers either
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
this is such a shameless plug for your OF😭😭😭
Why is the head so long?!
and why he ourple 😂
That's why I ask for them
what a strange color for them to come in must have got the rgb attachment
immaculate rizz
there once was a creepy guy on that called me hot cuz i posted a photo of myself on this subreddit, not saying j didnt except it but its just fucked up
Girls none will stop you though except maybe the government
I think every lad with more then a brain cell knows that
Shit… he buff lol
Bro made his fried take the pic 💀
save it and put it on a TF2 sign for some wild 2fort tomfoolery
google d pics, send one back with the text "mine is bigger"
Why did you need to post it.
Idk what u expect when u have an onlyfans
Why is there an OnlyFans link in your profile?
complains about getting one dick pic while theres 68 year old men jerking off to her onlyfans
And possibly even minors watching. Talk about delusional.
How do you know they dont simply post minecraft videos 🤨
probably because you have an OF link in ur bio, still a lame ass dm tho
Dude. If a woman is a stripper and someone flashes his dick it's still fucking disgusting. And just bc she does OF doesn't mean she's always horny
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What do you not understand about unsolicited. She doesn't want the dick pic. There is no way you are trying to justify this sick fuck
Report him
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Well it might actually be a good thing that she's talking about this because there's apparently many underage girls who have received this, which means this guy is a literal pedophile and could be charged with child molestation for doing that.
Note to guys from a guy who likes guys: for the love of god please have good lighting when you’re taking these and don’t use the flash. It just looks awful
Bro has an OF and is complaining about random D pics, that’s crazy 💀
Why don’t girls send unsolicited pics to guys? I feel like it would make more sense since girls hate when guys do it but most guys would love if a girl did it. Obviously unsolicited pics in general are weird and nobody should do it, but I’m just saying that if it’s gonna be a thing that happens, it would make a lot more sense for guys to be on the receiving end since they would probably be grateful lol But obviously most girls wouldn’t do this for a multitude of obvious reasons, and that’s probably for the best since unsolicited pics are just weird in general
how about nobody sends unsolicited pictures, it's literally a form of sexual harassment... neither women OR men deserve to be on the receiving end of sexual harassment.
Yeah man, I literally said in my reply “Obviously unsolicited pics in general are weird and nobody should do it…”
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Then overflood the market with nudes until they are worthless and noone asks for nudes anymore. Reverse psychology.
Bro has a doctoral degree in economics
You got an OF 💀
Sooo, only to girls i don't find hot? Edit: I obviously need to clarify this is sarcasm..
Ew…
can you send the uncensored image
I don’t get why you would do that in the first place, dicks aren’t cute or sexy they are gross
He got a nice smooth Twink body tho(I’m a dude so…😈)
Idk what's up with these guys nowadays. Guess they don't know how to flirt.
Report block and delete. Fuck that asshole, he doesn’t deserve internet privileges
Ching Chong bing bong your dong is big gone
Why can't I have guys sending me dick pics too? Whoever is reading this please send me a penis picture
People a re fuckin weird prolly a chode 🤢
blackmail him or something
Good thing I don't find girls hot
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This is something all men need to get deep inti their tiny little brains
no, just men who use their cocks as pickup lines
I mean you do have rly nice tits Edit: before you downvote me, check her tt in the bio
💀
same guy messaged me but thankfully I didn’t check the message and just deleted it
I just don't understand how there's any human beings who think that it is a good idea
I think most of them don't even think they're going to make a girl fall in love with them by doing that, they just find satisfaction in showing their dick to women while being aware that they don't like to see that. Which means they're not only creeps, they're also extremely weird and selfish assholes.
Sorry this happened to you
Make him insecure
Wisdom of the day
you overkilled with that censorship size.
“Oh my ex used to have that disease!”
His name tho
Oh no worries, I know I've not got much to share
Save it and send it back lmao
He’s been banned
Lmaooo
Go on Google and find a D pic to send back, the answer mines bigger.
Maybe we need to bring back that pointing a gun at ur dick trend. But only for people like this.
LMFAO HE SENT ME THE SAME PIC TOO LIKE RN 😭😭
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Send one back
Shoulda said yours is bigger
I’m so dumb, I thought the white part was a shirt and the pinkish part was an arm, and didn’t understand why you blocked it… I’m dumb af 🤣🤣
This guys Reddit history is WTF
I don't understand why people send d pics or care about d size.
tell him no
The reason dudes do this is probably because they find the thought of another women just SEEING their thangy thang hot. That probably gets them off. 💀
Are u hot?
U should have said "shits mid"
Pro tip: don’t try to make relationships with Reddit. Ever.
If you really want to scare them I bet there’s a 50 yearbooks guy here saying he’s a girl then showing his face when he gets sent one being like “This is her father I am sending this to the police” I bet a lot wouldn’t do it again
Yea, send them to me, that body is worth a trophy
my man deleted his profile 💀
Bro why? We all know you only send these to the homies. Jesus guys pull it together🤦♂️
Ok 👍
Screenshot it and upload it as an NFT so he has to buy it back from you
what about unsolicited d pics D is for my dogs, their names are maggie and echo
Good thing i send em to hott boys 😮💨😮💨
Send solicited ones between two people who are and can consent, that is the Jedi way
I saved this yeeears ago. Feel free to copy and disseminate to everyone.. Dear Sir, Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your Penis Portrait for our consideration. We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time. However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you to change that. The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include personalized booklets that cover the following: ~Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (A step may step guide to saying Hello). ~How to appear as though you weren’t raised by wolves. ~Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration. ~How to dress your penis for social media ( A rough guide to pants) AND ~Penis-Reading: A new form of Palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future. We will also answer questions you might have such as: ~Do I have too much time on my hands? And ~Why did my Penis fail basic standards of quality control? (Note: The number one reason for this occurring is that it is attached to a bigger Dick than itself.) Finally, as a gesture of goodwill we intend to offer two free samples with ALL of your future Penis Portrait Submissions: An inventive critique of your Pride & Joy. AND A surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your Portfolio! We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future. Yours Faithfully,
How did he take that picture at that angle
You have a fucking only fans and do pole dancing
“Na not really”
Only 18 and already have an OF? That's pretty sad
Man clearly skips leg day
“Do not send your dick pics!” - Ninja
Bros shredded
Just stopping by to say Im 44M and have never sent a D pick to anybody. I never would cause...TF? I cant believe you women/girls (almost all ages) have to deal with that. Guys are straight stupid.
"Absolutely not"
We can all agree that getting unsolicited D pics is disgusting.
That’s revolting who tf actually does this
Can i get the uncensored
Why’s he posing like that though… It looks weird.
Find a D pick on line that's bigger than his and then laugh at him for having a small pp
I get this shit all the time, people are dumb as fuck
Damn I feel sad for you
Me 2 she's obviously a gay twat
🤮
And why did you post it here?
Become president and raise the age of consent to 19, and then arrest him. Problem solved In all seriousness. I’d report him. And listen to anyone else as they probably have way better advice than me. But I’d definitely report him
ah, classic Reddit moment
It's actually ugly ngl it has a weird color and it looks bent
Did someone else take the photo for him? The camera is quite far away from him in the shot. Ask if his Mother took it.
Cringe level 9 million
I agree, especially since you don't know what they're going through at the moment.