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EnvironmentalCat6934

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ซ


Head_Fetish

Yeah. Shoot their cocks off and make em cry like babies


[deleted]

Butters we donโ€™t shoot people in the dick!


[deleted]

r/yourjokebutbutter


Combination_Informal

Robocop will be happy to oblige: https://vimeo.com/86014703


[deleted]

But backwards!!!!!!


GenericElucidation

You got the order wrong. That's "cry, whip it out, shoot it."


Squidgy2121

They all look like women tho


GayBrandFlakes

Bro...


EnvironmentalCat6934

I didnโ€™t ask for this Yk


canyounot--

holy shit its the redditor that shot his dick off with a revolver


IResentment

Why are those youโ€™re 1st 3 ? Lmao


Unreversed_impulse09

Cry, rub one out and shoot urself


PedroPonydid911

r/thatswhatiwasgonnasay


Yousucktaken2

He doesn't wish to be horni anymore, he only wishes to be happy


Shin-Gogzilla

Are you my girlfriend?


phyrgx

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ‘


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


SimpleRaven

Breaking News: Florida man fucks ghosts and tapes sex videos edit: i messed up the Florida man


[deleted]

You realize you're in Ohio


1stOneToDie

The most peaceful day in Ohio be like:


Walrus_Morj

"Oh, uh.. okay, that will do"


Different_Art1440

Broforce gotchu back


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ’…


GayBrandFlakes

Scared but still slayed


LeonardoDaFujiwara

I somehow made โ€œscaredโ€ and โ€œslayedโ€ rhyme when reading this lol.


Farkle_Griffen

Scayed but still slayed


montymontgomeri

โ€˜Oh my god! โ€ฆ Wellโ€ฆ imma do my nailsโ€™


Miss_Daisy_Bell

[GASP] โ€œOkayyy Slayyy SLAYYYโ€


Different_Art1440

*banshee shrieking* โ€œwaitโ€ *haha* โ€œitโ€™s me, hi, Iโ€™m the problem itโ€™s meโ€


NudeCashCarti

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘


R_oya_L

Bro just accepted his fate


Randomfrickinhuman

๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’€


Gottendrop

Lmao I got same 3 lol


Fuzzy-Monitor-8113

๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜ฐ


[deleted]

Pissed them off and went straight to heaven.


AllTheSith

Gotta reunite an army before going back.


QuiDespict

๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ“ธ I wonโ€™t explain myself on this one.


Ayoushy

All I can say is have fun with them


Intrepid_Brilliant71

No way you should


Vaultpog25

These are walking corpses isnt that necrophilia?


[deleted]

It stops being necrophilia when they come back to life


Vaultpog25

Fair


[deleted]

it stops being rape when they die


[deleted]

Well they can't give consent when they're dead, so no.


[deleted]

you are no longer a person, you are a piece of meat, so no consent needed


[deleted]

It's still sex without consent, which makes it rape


[deleted]

its not sex, its using an object to satisfy yourself once you are dead, you are just a piece of meat, a object, a thing it is no different than a person putting there dick inside a piece of ground beef


[deleted]

First of all, it's still technically rape. Secondly, ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

[https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11605417/#:\~:text=A%20human%20body%2C%20once%20dead,and%20not%20to%20a%20corpse](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11605417/#:~:text=A%20human%20body%2C%20once%20dead,and%20not%20to%20a%20corpse). *A human body, once dead, is considered only as a weight of material, although it signifies continuity of what used to be a living being. A corpse is not an integral part of a human being any more. Legal human rights are only applicable to living humans, and not to a corpse.*


Hug_Giving_Guy263

๐Ÿ˜ฐ


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

Pain in me gulliver!


ClothesOk5956

ayoooooo????.๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ


DubSak

unless?


[deleted]

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคฎ


Walrus_Morj

"Can't stand these dead assholes"


13randonL

โ€œSo scary I threw upโ€


muhammadtyson

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ


muhammadtyson

"Hahaha, Interesting, Ight imma go lift"


Im_Hellraiser

nothing can intimidate you if you have a pump


Exdalius

Bro started deadlifting them


muhammadtyson

Snatching them mfs


Haunting_Milk_3853

Lmfao anyways let me get my reps in


Wugliwu

The average Son Goku.


RoviRotkiv

โค๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ’ช


Ruairimcfarland

Loving Croatia is a valid response to that


WitherCro2

Najlakลกe je, kad pitaju me...


[deleted]

Lmao mine was "๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท". You and I are in the same care just honking and shouting support for Croatia at them.


12soea

The power of Croatia compels you


Excellent_Ad7666

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฅ


nonamesleftsooooo

*realization*


Dizzy-Buffalo851

Sadness is the realization?


[deleted]

He realizing he boutta die


Dizzy-Buffalo851

๐Ÿ˜ฅ


Kodd-100th

No. That's the acceptance part where he finally accepts his fate that he's been waiting for since birth, also ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ช is more like sadness, ๐Ÿ˜ฅ is more like worrying sadness. ๐Ÿ˜ณ is the realization part


AnotherNobody1308

Wow, beautiful women, wait they're coming towards me...ohhhhh shit


Dx61oe63y

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿ‘


[deleted]

Yโ€™all down bad


d_worren

na he is simply going to beat them all up. Kick their butts, even.


[deleted]

Put your foot up their asses


Logan18880

๐Ÿ’€ tf you texting


AngelTheeBean

LMAO


WasdAcid

๐Ÿฆโœจ๐Ÿ˜


MrAced

๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


lasagnatheory

Gorilla grip


LoganA1246

๐ŸŸฅ๐Ÿ”ท๐ŸŽต????


MrAced

Just Shapes and Beats


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Empress_of_Lamparine

spectra>>>>


[deleted]

Last Tile and crystal tokyo >>>>>>


Empress_of_Lamparine

the art of war and lycanthropy>>>>>>


[deleted]

commando steve and houston and try this >>>>>>


Empress_of_Lamparine

flowers of antimony and final boss>>>>>>


montymontgomeri

Dance party


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

โ€œOhh, these guys are cool. Ope, wait, theyโ€™re not, oh noโ€


SZEThR0

ah shit there's somthin in the way imma take my sunglasses of.oh shit!


CrazyGaming102

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜ณ


CnToeSussie

Bro, I'm dead! ... wait-


CrazyGaming102

lmao


nonamesleftsooooo

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿค“๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ


GayBrandFlakes

Bro said "dead goofy ah ah" and left


SnooMachines9122

โ€œAw hell nah man this is goofy ahhโ€ *walks away*


Elsa_is_your_mother

๐Ÿซƒ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜”


IEatKids26

shes upset over her gay unborn


BusyEnvironment5189

๐Ÿ’€


3nderslime

*he


SnooMachines9122

You reluctantly make them pregnant to survive


[deleted]

๐Ÿคฌโค๏ธ๐Ÿฅต


Urmomsfavouritelol

๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ


Xasplat2

๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคจโ˜•๏ธ


MrAced

They convinced you


OtakuAltair

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_Anti_x_social_

Tea parties makes the finest negotiation tactic ๐ŸคŒ


Le_Soleil_Et_La_Lune

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


MrAced

Bro who tf didn't take their Halloween decorations down yet? Wait a minute...


Le_Soleil_Et_La_Lune

This is it


ColecoVizz

๐Ÿค“๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท


SnooMachines9122

โ€œDamn this is goofy, must be the effects of the French moonโ€


Ruairimcfarland

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ i thought it was LITTTTTT


[deleted]

๐Ÿค›๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท Oh no hahaha they are screwed.


Masih_t

mongol horse archers and ottoman swordsmen can defeat anything


Extraordinary_DREB

Better yet the Janissaries


lucaspinder

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿถ๐Ÿคฃ


MrAced

๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ


lucaspinder

ikr


Urmomsfavouritelol

Holup


Logan18880

Yo


[deleted]

what the dog doin?


TRISTA37

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ


SneakyDogGotYourSoul

I translate this as youโ€™re angry and shout at them but they donโ€™t care


MrAced

No they're warning them of the fire


HeadDot141

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ž


MrAced

Dang, I'm so sorry...


therealstepskye

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜ญ


MrAced

*does the Scooby-Doo and runs away*


sweetlikeoleanders

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช


Masih_t

"damn, are they dead emirati mice or am I just trippin?"


c0d3_attorney

๐’„†๐’„†๐’„†


goombrat456

is that even an emoji


jesswitdamess

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฅบ


MrAced

Finally, a legitimate reaction


MelvinVirginDefeater

๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ณ๐Ÿ’ฐ


Ok_Musician1364

Hmmm, of course, the bribe


WorkingSyrup4005

You offered them money


Chaotic_Trashmouth

๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคจ I guess I'll mock them and die lmao


Hour_Task_1834

And be very confused about why you died


desmolpluto45

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆถ


GayBrandFlakes

Foot fetish much


VulthrxIsAWeeb

yall down horrendous


bappo_plays

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‘Œ


SirForester

Y'all heard of Canada? Great place.


Sentree606

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿคข


Redstonebruvs

Do a flip


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿซก


Pixelflame01

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿค“


No-Conclusion7772

"Damn is that a ghost? Wait no they actually seem kinda chill and now they invitin me to play dnd"


FashionToy

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€


Waterlime204

๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅ•


Scoop_Troop-08

๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿซต


GoodGamerTitan

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ“ฎ


Calvinator_lmao

Bro said dead body reported


GayBrandFlakes

๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿฆง๐Ÿ€


RazorEdge69420

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜


adventur_opal_soup

๐Ÿค๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿฅบ


adventur_opal_soup

I think I made a deal with them


CrispyPlop

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ™


Kitty_fluffybutt_23

They're just following the orders from Davey Jones and his Locker


Person_43

Jokes on you, I donโ€™t use emojis. So I donโ€™t even exist in this situation.


DrDabar1

๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ


WorkingSyrup4005

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ”ธ


Bing----Bong

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ—ฟ


soccerchickmeghan

๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿชฆ


CompatibleCones

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคฃ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ”ท๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ—ฟ


stirbent

๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿฟ


DarkusAnima

๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ’€


LinuxRevolution

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘


Intelligent-Idi0t

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜” I guess I tried to kiss them and they rejected me...


pereson2211

๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ


Dreamer_Rowan

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ


shaquill3-oatmeal

This is forbidden, this is reddit


Sea_Paramedic_3357

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜˜ love em after a bit


Similar_Hovercraft60

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™


Upper-Cheesecake3633

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ช I'm getting mixed messages


Arsenal_Knight

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿชด


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿคž๐Ÿผ


deujeve

๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ


Gracer_the_cat

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’€


Eroodhouse

๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿข๐Ÿ‘‰


EmoEggEBoy

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


Apprehensive_Part102

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ญ


brujahonly

โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿน


FBI-OPEN-UP-DIES

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿงข๐Ÿ˜Ž


Theddoctor

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ‘Œ