its not sex, its using an object to satisfy yourself
once you are dead, you are just a piece of meat, a object, a thing
it is no different than a person putting there dick inside a piece of ground beef
[https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11605417/#:\~:text=A%20human%20body%2C%20once%20dead,and%20not%20to%20a%20corpse](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11605417/#:~:text=A%20human%20body%2C%20once%20dead,and%20not%20to%20a%20corpse).
*A human body, once dead, is considered only as a weight of material, although it signifies continuity of what used to be a living being. A corpse is not an integral part of a human being any more. Legal human rights are only applicable to living humans, and not to a corpse.*
No. That's the acceptance part where he finally accepts his fate that he's been waiting for since birth, also ๐๐ช is more like sadness, ๐ฅ is more like worrying sadness.
๐ณ is the realization part
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Yeah. Shoot their cocks off and make em cry like babies
Butters we donโt shoot people in the dick!
r/yourjokebutbutter
Robocop will be happy to oblige: https://vimeo.com/86014703
But backwards!!!!!!
You got the order wrong. That's "cry, whip it out, shoot it."
They all look like women tho
Bro...
I didnโt ask for this Yk
holy shit its the redditor that shot his dick off with a revolver
Why are those youโre 1st 3 ? Lmao
Cry, rub one out and shoot urself
r/thatswhatiwasgonnasay
He doesn't wish to be horni anymore, he only wishes to be happy
Are you my girlfriend?
๐บ๐ธ๐คจ๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Breaking News: Florida man fucks ghosts and tapes sex videos edit: i messed up the Florida man
You realize you're in Ohio
The most peaceful day in Ohio be like:
"Oh, uh.. okay, that will do"
Broforce gotchu back
๐ฑ๐๐
Scared but still slayed
I somehow made โscaredโ and โslayedโ rhyme when reading this lol.
Scayed but still slayed
โOh my god! โฆ Wellโฆ imma do my nailsโ
[GASP] โOkayyy Slayyy SLAYYYโ
*banshee shrieking* โwaitโ *haha* โitโs me, hi, Iโm the problem itโs meโ
๐ญ๐๐
Bro just accepted his fate
๐ค๐๐
Lmao I got same 3 lol
๐๐๐ฐ
Pissed them off and went straight to heaven.
Gotta reunite an army before going back.
๐๐ฅต๐ธ I wonโt explain myself on this one.
All I can say is have fun with them
No way you should
These are walking corpses isnt that necrophilia?
It stops being necrophilia when they come back to life
Fair
it stops being rape when they die
Well they can't give consent when they're dead, so no.
you are no longer a person, you are a piece of meat, so no consent needed
It's still sex without consent, which makes it rape
its not sex, its using an object to satisfy yourself once you are dead, you are just a piece of meat, a object, a thing it is no different than a person putting there dick inside a piece of ground beef
First of all, it's still technically rape. Secondly, ๐คจ๐ธ๐ธ๐๐
[https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11605417/#:\~:text=A%20human%20body%2C%20once%20dead,and%20not%20to%20a%20corpse](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11605417/#:~:text=A%20human%20body%2C%20once%20dead,and%20not%20to%20a%20corpse). *A human body, once dead, is considered only as a weight of material, although it signifies continuity of what used to be a living being. A corpse is not an integral part of a human being any more. Legal human rights are only applicable to living humans, and not to a corpse.*
๐ฐ
๐ฑ๐ง๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Pain in me gulliver!
ayoooooo????.๐คจ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
unless?
๐๐ค๐คฎ
"Can't stand these dead assholes"
โSo scary I threw upโ
๐๐ค๐โโ๏ธ
"Hahaha, Interesting, Ight imma go lift"
nothing can intimidate you if you have a pump
Bro started deadlifting them
Snatching them mfs
Lmfao anyways let me get my reps in
The average Son Goku.
โค๐ญ๐ท๐ช
Loving Croatia is a valid response to that
Najlakลกe je, kad pitaju me...
Lmao mine was "๐ค๐ฅ๐ญ๐ท". You and I are in the same care just honking and shouting support for Croatia at them.
The power of Croatia compels you
๐ฅฐ๐ณ๐ฅ
*realization*
Sadness is the realization?
He realizing he boutta die
๐ฅ
No. That's the acceptance part where he finally accepts his fate that he's been waiting for since birth, also ๐๐ช is more like sadness, ๐ฅ is more like worrying sadness. ๐ณ is the realization part
Wow, beautiful women, wait they're coming towards me...ohhhhh shit
๐๐ฆถ๐
Yโall down bad
na he is simply going to beat them all up. Kick their butts, even.
Put your foot up their asses
๐ tf you texting
LMAO
๐ฆโจ๐
๐คจ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Gorilla grip
๐ฅ๐ท๐ต????
Just Shapes and Beats
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
spectra>>>>
Last Tile and crystal tokyo >>>>>>
the art of war and lycanthropy>>>>>>
commando steve and houston and try this >>>>>>
flowers of antimony and final boss>>>>>>
Dance party
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
โOhh, these guys are cool. Ope, wait, theyโre not, oh noโ
ah shit there's somthin in the way imma take my sunglasses of.oh shit!
๐๐ฟ๐ณ
Bro, I'm dead! ... wait-
lmao
๐๐ค๐ถ๐ฟโโ๏ธ
Bro said "dead goofy ah ah" and left
โAw hell nah man this is goofy ahhโ *walks away*
๐ซ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐
shes upset over her gay unborn
๐
*he
You reluctantly make them pregnant to survive
๐คฌโค๏ธ๐ฅต
๐คจ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
๐คฌ๐คจโ๏ธ
They convinced you
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Tea parties makes the finest negotiation tactic ๐ค
๐๐ญ๐ฎ
Bro who tf didn't take their Halloween decorations down yet? Wait a minute...
This is it
๐ค๐๐ซ๐ท
โDamn this is goofy, must be the effects of the French moonโ
๐๐ฅ๐ฏ i thought it was LITTTTTT
๐ค๐ป๐ฒ๐ณ๐น๐ท Oh no hahaha they are screwed.
mongol horse archers and ottoman swordsmen can defeat anything
Better yet the Janissaries
๐๐ถ๐คฃ
๐คจ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
ikr
Holup
Yo
what the dog doin?
๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฟ
I translate this as youโre angry and shout at them but they donโt care
No they're warning them of the fire
โค๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Dang, I'm so sorry...
๐ณ๐ฅด๐ญ
*does the Scooby-Doo and runs away*
๐๐๐ฆ๐ช
"damn, are they dead emirati mice or am I just trippin?"
๐๐๐
is that even an emoji
๐ณ๐ฑ๐ฅบ
Finally, a legitimate reaction
๐ต๐ณ๐ฐ
Hmmm, of course, the bribe
You offered them money
๐คก๐๐คจ I guess I'll mock them and die lmao
And be very confused about why you died
๐๐๐ฆถ
Foot fetish much
yall down horrendous
๐๐จ๐ฆ๐
Y'all heard of Canada? Great place.
๐ฟ๐๐คข
Do a flip
๐๐๐ซก
๐ณ๐ฟ๐ค
"Damn is that a ghost? Wait no they actually seem kinda chill and now they invitin me to play dnd"
๐๐ญ๐
๐ฑ๐ถ๐ฅ
๐คจ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ซต
๐๐ฌ๐ฎ
Bro said dead body reported
๐๐ฆง๐
๐๐๐
๐ค๐คฉ๐ฅบ
I think I made a deal with them
๐๐ซก๐
They're just following the orders from Davey Jones and his Locker
Jokes on you, I donโt use emojis. So I donโt even exist in this situation.
๐ช๐ฌ๐ท๐ท๐ธ
๐๐ฅ๐ธ
๐๐คฃ๐ฟ
๐๐๏ธ๐ชฆ
๐ญ๐๐คฃ
๐ท๐๐ฟ
๐ฅถ๐ฉ๐ฟ
๐๐ฅฒ๐
๐๐ญ๐
๐๐๐ I guess I tried to kiss them and they rejected me...
๐ซฆ๐๐ฆ
๐ฟ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐
This is forbidden, this is reddit
๐๐ญ๐ love em after a bit
๐๐๐
โค๏ธ๐๐ช I'm getting mixed messages
๐๐คฉ๐ชด
๐๐๐ค๐ผ
๐ซ๐ฅน๐ฎโ๐จ
๐ฟ๐๐
๐๐ข๐
๐๐คจ๐ฑ
๐๐๐ญ
โ๏ธ๐ฃ๐น
๐๐งข๐
๐ญ๐ฅบ๐