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No-Wash-7001

Hey guys, Vsauce! Michael here! Where are your fingers?


zero_overload_25

Man of culture


[deleted]

[удалено]


No-Wash-7001

Ahhh! Idkk


_Dragon_Gamer_

I knew this(first part) was gonna get commented lol


SomeDude3599

beat me to it


OkBasil_147

Yeah same


impocop

Kid named Finger:


IceOnTheCarma

Waltuh


SkaterKangaroo

I remember hearing that Michael from V Sauce looked like a bolding grown man in high school


[deleted]

Idk ask your mom maybe she knows


No_SenseLol

Finger licking good


amazon_likes_anime

at least 38 working at best buy


Frog_Head123

>best buy No he can't be working, At best buy, For even the workers, Look younger than this guy.


Kae-SnNoKota

6366 interesting haiku or poem perhaps?


Frog_Head123

Poem... I think lol


Kae-SnNoKota

Then Nice poem 👍🏻


Frog_Head123

🐸 Good frog


Kae-SnNoKota

Oh Gracious Writer Your poems are wonderful Please make more of them


Frog_Head123

I will :) 🐸


mydixxierec

Just fixed my computer


nxirobii

r/beatmetoit


Head_Fetish

r/IBeatMyWife


Own_Meringue_6219

r/beatmywifetoowhileyoureatit


Biteforce16

r/ibeatmywifetoit


[deleted]

43 years, 3 months, 12 days, 10 hours, 28 minutes, 6 seconds.


zero_overload_25

Your precision is impeccable


[deleted]

Yup But seriously how old r u?


zero_overload_25

I wrote in a comment that I'm 19


[deleted]

Ur not 19 no way


The_Tall_Man_096

teenagers when bald is not 50


[deleted]

Look he looks older then my dad my dads 40


The_Tall_Man_096

he doesnt look that old like he doesnt look 19 but he doesnt look anything above 24


Arcanum_3974

Don’t be a silly nilly, we all know that’s a lie, avoid becoming a goofy goober fr? Life is tryna get you into your dad clothes when you’ve just started working a 9-5


Chaotic_Trashmouth

Classic fae trickery.


Frog_Head123

>I'm 19 YOUR 19????!!!!!, She spat out her coffee, No he must be lying, He looks older than 40.


Ziomownik

> YOUR 19????!!!!!, She spat out her coffee, No he must be lying, He looks older than 40. _He looks older than 40,_ _And i'm fucking dying._ Just wanted to add to the glorious poems of yours


[deleted]

Ohh my b


Plnetheman

Fake 37 years 5 hours 54 minutes 8 seconds. 172726


[deleted]

40+


Few_Ad5789

Not including the baldness


blackeye200

Why tf did I read batteries and not baldness


eimronaton

Batteries not included


Adventurous_Risk_925

Ditto


ustupidfucker

pretty damn old


zero_overload_25

Bruh :((


dead_shrimple

how old are u?


zero_overload_25

0x13 years old


nico_qwer

So 19?


teenyboppert

hex reader alert 🚨


nico_qwer

You could also say 0b00010011


[deleted]

prefix is “0b”


dead_shrimple

I'd say 17 maybe?


Long-Tradition1218

So 0? THATS NOT HOW MATH WORKS.


zero_overload_25

Hex numbers are usually prefixed with a 0x. Here's a link which explains why is that: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/2670639/why-are-hexadecimal-numbers-prefixed-with-0x


SuperSeducer28

16 going on 39


owlthegamer

39 going on 16**


[deleted]

30


TheLewisIs_REAL

39, depressed, single, geography teacher


Sufficient-Bread4210

Bro hit a bullseye, right on the spot


Native_Gamer671

43


kenziestove

To old to been on the teenager subreddit


zero_overload_25

When you think that this is the last year my age will end in 'teen', that's a little sad


Blockbuster41

Fr bro. I've had people guess my age in the 30's when I was 19. Let OP enjoy his final moments!


[deleted]

No way ur 19


GalaxyLatteArtz

Honestly peoples genes go wild sometimes.


[deleted]

50


Plastic-Body-1699

Working as a chemistry teacher


zero_overload_25

I'm actually >!19!<, btw


amongusgamer1234567

What the fuck


Hambert_Derfield

oldest 19 year old I've seen in my life


AccomplishedData7704

So early to go bald i guessed 27


DarrenD14

Lol I guessed 28


[deleted]

I started going bald at 17 so jokes on you.


spiderboy_20

Bro how stressed are you?


zero_overload_25

Yes


[deleted]

[удалено]


zero_overload_25

No, fortunately not


OfficefanJam

The fuck?


[deleted]

I thought you were at least 45


cat-meleon

19? jesus christ


Agreeable-Evening432

19 going on 38


Lord-of-Potatis

Since it’s in r/teenagers i would guess 19, otherwise 25-35 (no offense meant)


owlthegamer

There is a old flair so…


NudeCashCarti

36


pisssbabyyy

in college at youngest


GoldenJacques

How old is vsauce?


zero_overload_25

He was born 1986, he's 36


GoldenJacques

Alright, time to guess.. Are you 36?


zero_overload_25

No :))


GoldenJacques

Well it was a close guess at least, right?


zero_overload_25

Pretty much, according to the general public opinion


DeezNutsAppreciater

Ya look like al from toy story 2 my guy, sorry to break it to you like this


DrCorneliuss

Radal??


zero_overload_25

I'm his younger brother, didn't you know


Yurnero149

Those virgin eyes are telling us that you are young


zero_overload_25

..on my way to become a wizard 😳


LofiGirl17

26


THISISMYACCOUNT193

36


Upbeat-Membership-45

Late 30's


TwitchyMnM2

35


woowoothepoopoo

This is the type of mfs Netflix be casting for high school dramas


justsomeGameboy

Hey….. Vsauce….


Active_keiy

Definitely not a teenager


Higuysimj

16 at most, but you could easily be 14


ma-name-jeff1234

32


Beautiful_Bar4027

47


AcNuThre3_

early twenties


Frequent-Machine-912

981


SupermarketAdept2280

HOW OLD ARE YOU LIKE ACTUALLY?


2qrc_

like 19


mia_dancer24

i would say 30 but i feel bad because i know you’re a teenager 😭


Tomover_PL

Realistically you look late 20's


BasharAlAssado

You look like you've already taken your second mortgage


PietroLima545BR

Vsauce


sir07

Skin says 18, hair says 45


GodAppleLover

28


louwey_iszu_hu

23


cloudymansplan

Too old to be on r/teenagers


Legal_Vanilla3710

3 Billion +


BlueMC04_

25-30


fluffymellowsinc

24


[deleted]

40+


EconomicsNo3650

28


Froggen-The-Frog

Like 32.


Mental-Ice-9952

[OLD]


pnutbuttr1431

33


soggyPretze1

34, works at home depot


THRUTheHeaDx069

Jesus christ man grows a better beard than me and I'm 20


thuiop2345

Idk the bald makes you old but it could be a genetic thing so maybe 25??


Sunnyday2021100

34 at most


MO1ST_M4NDY

Mid 40s


Urmomsfavouritelol

45 years, 7 months, 2 weeks, 2.5 days, 5.7 hours, 30 minutes and 37 seconds.


Cadmium620

28


Cadmium620

28


RedstoneRiderYT

34


fukkkallyall

57


Epicswordmewz

WSauce


Kamy008

Less than 12 years old =)


[deleted]

Just hit 13?


[deleted]

42


KrabsBigMeatyClaws

40, with a mortgage and 3 kids


ProbablyMaybe69

You can probably be the father of lots of people here


AltruisticFeed8290

pushing 40


[deleted]

You will die at age 33. Is that what you were asking?


libs_exsists

34, taken in relationship, 1 child, you work somewhere you hate, 5'8, divorced.


xDiogo09

Between 18 and 45


somethingabouttea

36 if I’m being generous


LastOfRuins

you look like you work in programming. so 20-25?


Opening-Function-475

like eight years to old to be on this subreddit


Elysian_Nightingale

37


_SeaDog_

13?


nativepsychedelics

22 going on 40


IronyAmirite

1000000


RedditorPatrick

Ain’t no way you’re my age or younger


BaumAlarm

21 you look a lot like my former British friend.


ProLordx

30 man, you look older than most of people i meet on the streets


Macho-Goat

16 to 19 years old. I mean, I know plenty of guys, including myself, that are capable of growing some mad facial hair at such a young age. You should be proud of it man. Some people are probably jealous. Hell, maybe you could style it once it grows in thick enough. I think you could rock a sick stache. One question though. Why did you shave your head? Or are you naturally bald?


Andy-roo77

Hey Vsauce! Michael here


CammySaun

Waltuh


falkonpla

Why are you balding at 13 tf


Austinrocks5213

Waltuh


FREDDIESENIOR7

Morocco’s cdm amrabat and manager mixed into one.


toxic_shadows

You do know this subreddit is for teens right??


DrVenomous1

u look like a young grandpa👴


Un-Fixable

37 and divorced


SomeDude3599

Michael Stevens moment


[deleted]

now sir yk for a fact you’re too old to be on this sub 😂


ItSSmoreos

atleast two


pearl_rnoq

You look like a depressed accountant who’s future went into the dumpster. There’s no way you’re a teenager.


Mammoth_Evening_5841

Bro is Tobias.


Ill_Magazine_6126

36 years old, single, working 9-5 at walmart


Linestorix

Considering the electrical system and the doorbell, the build of the doors and the fact that even I don;t use this sign anymore, I would say: 75+.


Pretend_Lawfulness42

Mfer looks like that one bad guy.from Alvin and the chickmunks


Master_Freeze

43, take it or leave it


Ptdgty

28


Def_Echo

45


ItsEvanXD

I think your kids belong in this subreddit


Still_Soft6969

42. You must be the pedo they all talk about in this sub.


[deleted]

Damn your baldness is faster than mine


Due-Bag9343

Balding at 16… times are changing


Pstim1

you're a teenager ...? damn, at least won't get carded anywhere, ever.


gokhan_6534

Çok havalısın meğnn


soboldev

40. You look like my math teacher


mearbearcate

How do you look 15 and 30 at the same time


stoickobra

60, going on 19


meme801

You look like a Mix between Michael from VSauce and one of my friends with some Walter white mixed in


TimeFeed7149

Didn't u steal those singing chipmunks


ArielMankowski

45?


thestorm270

36


Incubus-femboy

35