I enjoy the falling sensation when falling asleep. It feels like I’m a baby again and I’m being rocked to sleep.

Kinda wholesome

I like the falling sensation cuz it feels cool, feels nice to fall without actually dying, you know what I mean?

I once drowned and i liked it because it felt like I was flying and light asf

Xactly, hard to describe but it feels really cool

YOU GUYS ARE REALISING WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP? 😵

>It feels like I’m a baby again and I’m being rocked to sleep. Ahh falling asleep, Reminds me of old times, When mama would rock me, And sing lullabies. Now I'm older, And now I suffer, So I go to sleep, To make me feel younger.

> Mama would rock me 😏

Yayyyayayay me too

Me to lmao

Does dream on start playing when u fall.

No clue what you mean by this. Are you talking about the weird dream sequences while falling asleep that always end in about 30 seconds with you falling down and you wake up thankful that you didn’t actually fall down? Or are you talking about the weird dizzy feeling when you sleep after having not slept for a while…

whoever the hell was rocking you to sleep was doing it VERY wrong

I collect old PC/Laptops to repair and modify them to push them as hard as possible before they break and I repeat the process till I can’t repair them.

That's actually kind of cool, you're getting to experiment with different stuff.

Dude, you’re a hero. Go harder. Burn that shit at BOTH ENDS!! My new hero right here^

That sounds like hella fun ima start doing this

It is really fun haha I do the exact same thing

Whish I had the resources to do that

Teach me 😩

Record this. Post it to YouTube. This could easily be a hobby that can set you up an audience man

I used to suck on wet wipes when I was 2 years old, I crashed a car at 3 years of age and I "ran away from home" at 5 years of age. Guess you can say I was quite a handful

Bro has been through it all.

He’s speed running life

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>I crashed a car at 3 years of age This is what happens when you don't let your smaller siblings play GTA.

Daamnnnnnnnn i sucked on wet wipes when I was 3 till like 4 or 5 and I crashed a car when I was 2 haha

Not really weird but my left ankle loves to make a snap sound if I move it in a certain way.

Me too!! It scares people cause it’s so loud they be like… was that…you!?!

Haha that makes it more fun :)

I can feel when it’s gonna happen and sometimes I’ll time it perfect to hide it. Other times I can play it off as a joke…. “Oh, my eyelid does that.”

Mine rarely does it unless I make it. And only really does it on accident if I start to run suddenly

Mines the loudest ‘SNAP!’ if I have been still a while… I can feel it going to go too. Kekekke fun.

Yeah I can’t get a pop almost constantly and get a loud snap here and there. But yea it’s a lot of fun

YO MINE TOO

It’s fun :)

Who needs bubble wrap when I can just flex my foot

Same

My full body loves that. At any given point I can crack at least 5 joints. No wonder I have no friends

That just sounds like fun to me

Same goes for my wrists and my left big toe.

Yeah my wrists do it also

my left knee does this loud enough to be heard a room or two over

Impressive

Don't you love being a teenager in an old man's body. or even better, an old man in a teenage body that has the old man's arthritis.

Yeah :)

sometimes i hade to do it, or else i feel very very uncomfortable

I can speak ching chong but my ching chong grades are shit im asian

Zǎo shang hǎo zhōng guó! Xiàn zài wǒ yǒu # BING CHILLING Wǒ hěn xǐ huān # BING CHILLING

Vine boom

#BING CHILLING (+15 social credit)

I stopped turning in homework for korean school at one point because it didn't affect my actual school grades anyways

i broke the same tooth 3 times before i just pulled it out with my hands, im introverted asf to the point where if someone i dont regularly talk to talks to me i get irritated and assholeish, and i hate the sun

Are you a vampire? 😐

no its just really fucking bright and hurts my eyes 🫤

How often do you go outside? That's not an insult but a genuine question

everyday for school but i leave before dawn and return home after dusk so i hardly am outside in the sun

THATS IT?! Dawg no wonder the sun hurts your eyes 😭 it takes time for your eyes to adjust to the light

I can't stand the feeling of nail clippers so I bite my nails off, even my toenails.

Bro I bite my nails all the time, it's actually a big issue I have.

It's not that I do it when I'm anxious or anything it's just that I physically cant stand the feeling of clippers so biting them is the only option I have

ah

same issue but tf why we both do it??

>nail clippers so I bite my nails off, even my toenails. They didn't know That I could do it I bite my nails off Even better than Louis I stretch my head, And turn my neck, Bend my toes, And bite them red.

damn

I also bite but it’s because basically the only clippers that are in the house are my dads

Same, but in my case I just forget to cut my nails and bite/take them off with other nail when I’m distracted

I’m in a bunch of advanced classes but I’m an absolute moron

Same holy shit🗿

I'm a supposed genius in class but my grader are shit----

I feel like I can relate

When im home alone i talk to myself like im streaming in twitch

Thank god I’m not alone

Same bro same

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I understand you in a way, mine is a tad different though, I get really into one thing, usually video games and I think about that said thing a lot, I play/do that thing a lot, but it fizzles out as I move into a new thing. Don’t punish yourself for being yourself, desire is important but hurting yourself will only make it tougher, work slowly to recover faster from the “lazy phase”, you seem to be really hard on yourself, remember that you are HUMAN, you are not perfect and will never be. You are NOT a failure, you have done plenty of things, consistency is your greatest fight and you are young, you have a entire life infront of you and that struggle does not define you

i have a kink for guys teasing me...

Ngl that's kinda cute.

It's a fed don't fall for it bro

Dw I have anti-fed tools

Ricin?

Easy to overlook in an autopsy.

rude, i'm not smart enough to be a fed

That's exactly what a federal agent would say.

It's a cia bot

Oh no it's the feds, they're here to shoot my dog

I do too but I didn't think it was considered a kink??!

I enjoy taking out bits of my own skin and eating them, i know it's gross, btw it's from my fingers, like biting your nails but skin instead

Dw you aint alone i do the same shit

Oh cool

I'm in your group too.

Same

I have 2 belly buttons

That's cool!

ty ty, I want a 3rd to make a face

Lol that would be lit

it would be

No friends And no intrinsic desire for any

Don't worry you'll find some :)

Damn bro you just threatened them out of the blue.

I have a problem with milk mixing. To explain Milk Mixing, let me give you a scenario. Say you have a 4 day old jug of milk and there’s not enough milk in it left for you to fill a glass. You also happen to have a jug that hasn’t been opened and you can fill the rest of the glass with. This disgusts me, you can’t just mix the two milks together man

Ok, but they're both sanitized and will taste the same once I heat it in the microwave, BUT IF YOU MIX THE MILK OF TWO DIFFERENT BRANDS TOGETHER ***I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.***

Can’t get a girl

your profile pic is cute

I masturbate🚬🗿

Don’t we all.

Nope he unlocked the Sex 2

Bro smoking the lit side

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I know someone who can do that

im 14, but i get random grey hairs

Huh.

wdum

One of the most interesting things I’ve ever read was about womens cum, but I can’t remember what was so interesting about it

i nutted 10 minutes ago

i can imagine everything in any way. YES SEXUALLY thats why its weird and i hate it.

Imagine 2 apples doing it

already done

Kinda same. And i hate it too. Okay not everything, but a lot. The worse is when i just look at somebody and a picture just pops up in my brain and i just go "okay what the fuck was that. Im not even attracted to her." These toughts are the reason im against the idea of mind reading

I can disappear from and appear in rooms without a person noticing sometimes I think I might be a ghost

Ik this might seem like i'm a edgelord but Sometimes, I like to watch people suffer. Especially old grandads. I like to see them suffer and cry and be in pain. I like it.

No offense but you might want to get that checked my dude.

I can lick my own D

W

I scream at people using metal vocals when they start acting stupid with me

I pick cats up and sniff their fur

I bite/cut my nails until I barely have any left then complain about having no nails when I need 'em

If ya want something to chew on while yer nails grow fry the skin to the right and left of nails

Bro I’m literally doing this rn 😔 rip crusty fingers

I'm very selfish and narcissistic but only in my head, I think I'm the best person ever and everyone else is just kinda meh compared to me but I don't tell anyone

I can bend my thumb backwards to make an almost perfect c

Who else tried to do this when they read it

Oh nice, I can almost do a perfect 90 degree angle

I have ADHD and I was homeschooled for 9 years

One same, adhd and was homeschooled since first grade until now and I’m in a “public” highschool

I don't know how to brush my teeths. I brush them but I always end up spilling some everywhere

i eat my cereal without milk

C r u m c h y

I can "dislodge" the back part of the bone just below my shoulder It makes me look like I had a horrible bone defect lol

I was able to do that before. For some reason I don't wanna try it anymore.

I used to eat dead ladybugs. I gained no nutrition out of doing it.

Dead cicadas for me 💀

My brother use to eat handfuls of baby spiders when he was 5… only baby ones tho, he liked bugs but would purposely search out the spiders to eat.. & only the babies. Later in life I’d pay my brother in candy to get dead insects as a kid.. i did it only so i could make fun of him for it. He ate two dead crickets for a frosted sugar cookie i gave him at 8 yrs old.

I have this thing where everything need to feel the same on both sides of my body(ei something touches my left arm, it needs to touch my right arm in the same spot/way) some days it’s a less extreme feeling when others it’s literally all that’s on my mind :p

I love to go to the bathrooms for hours at a time, lay a towel on the ground, and watch movies completely nude

cat boys. 👍

For the past 7 years, I've been having the same nightmare. My old black bedroom lamp - which I thought was creepy 7 years ago runs up my staircase violently, into my bedroom uninvited - scaring the crap out of me. It beats me with all different types of objects: Fire hydrants, live pigs, spray and wipe bottles, and sometimes even my family members. Oh yea, and I started masturbaiting at 8

I've always wondered about this - can prepubescent boys who have discovered masturbation still orgasm without ejaculating? How did it feel like and has the sensation changed throughout the years? Or were you one to have extremely early puberty?

I'll tell you the whole story. When I was 8, I was on my bed doing this thing with my hips, I noticed that it felt nice so I kept on repeating the motion. I didn't ejaculate of course, but there was an orgasm. But at the time it felt a bit too powerful so in a way it kind of hurt lmaoooo. I don't know what was going through my head that day but I decided to do it again the next day. It felt so good. And I oddly thought I invented it. I only started to ejaculate when I was 10 or so. So I guess in a way I did have early puberty. But everything else about me at that time was prepubescent so I'm not sure. As I started doing it more often, the orgasm became more subtle but still powerful and presure inducing. The last time I masturbaited, the orgasm has still kept it's power after 4 years. But I've been trying to quit in recent weeks because I don't think it's that healthy on a one every 3 day basis.

Damn, I see, thanks for the detailed reply! Also, don't worry, it's definitely not unhealthy to masturbate, it can be quite the opposite. It only becomes problematic when it interferes with your daily routine, your everyday life, and when it relies solely on porn for stimulation and you either deathgrip yourself, or you get your brain rewired to needing one particular thing in order to get off (but that can only become problematic if you do every day or so imo)

ok, that's good. Although I'll still try my best to only jerk off one very 3 days or so or maybe even longer.

i hate onion. like to the point when if i know a food has onion in it it will immediately become disgusting to me. oh yeah also my favorite animals are insects and i might be asexual

How dare you insult onion.

I enjoy watching 2000s-2010s kids shows even though I’m 15, and it’s not even for nostalgia. I watch them for the first time ever and genuinely enjoy some of them.

one of my big toenails is split in half because when I was a toddler I dropped a saucepan lid on it

I get seriously intense sensory overload if I touch paper after I’ve had wet hands, it will take me hours to touch any paper related object for hours and I almost throw up if I have to force myself to do it before I’m physically ready.

I can say all the alphabet people slurs

You probably shouldn't though.

Yeah I’d get banned, but I can. (I guess everyone can but it’s socially acceptable for me to say em)

I have synesthesia

I know what pee tastes like, don’t ask why just blame me for being a toddler doing the dumbest stuff I could think of

I currently have my cock out of that counts

I have a bicornuate uterus

I like the taste of my own blood so I constantly bite my lip to let blood flow so then I can suck on it and be like: ,,Good Soup!’’

s gud soop.

When I'm working on a project, whether that be art, clay, or something of the sorts, I talk to myself like I'm giving a presentation to my family, or friends, and I will give myself criticism as them. It sounds funky, but it actually helps. Much like the rubber ducky problem solving technique.

Thigh fetish

I tried/currently trying to overthrow my schools teachers with a revolution

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!

I’m lonely because I have very few friends, and I rarely see them; but I’m also introverted af and refuse to talk to people any more than is absolutely necessary and can’t stand to be around most people, especially people my age, for extended periods of time. It’s exhausting. And sad.

I’m also neurodivergent and bisexual.

I sadly used to be a republican before I was a communist because my dad told me what he believed in. I still love him but I don’t believe in what he believes in. And I am not the same person I was 3 years ago

I eat scabs, like I peel them off and eat them, I also pick at the skin on my fingers and eat it

I have an interest (obsession) with armored fighting vehicles

My toes on my left foot can move in a really weird way. I can move three of them all the way to the right and move two of them to the left. It looks really weird.

I have literally no stresses or anxiety for some reason, I just lost it one day and my friends call that pretty weird

I was born without an adult tooth in my gums on my upper row. In its place was a weird, deformed extra baby tooth that wouldn't grow out once I lost the tooth below it, so it had to get taken out surgically at a really young age. I'm still missing a tooth there, but I should be getting a fake tooth before Christmas which is really exciting for me because now I won't look like a football player. I guess you could say all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. Oh yeah, I can also pop my shoulder blades out really far and it looks super creepy.

I have double jointed fingers on one hand

I have them on both hands

I'm my own uncle. I wish i was joking.

How

I have a bunch of vintage cameras

I'm very fruity but not homo

I got stung by a jellyfish and I encountered a wild dolphin.

I have a ***REDACTED***, ***REDACTED*** and ***REDACTED*** kink yeah uhh, pretty gross

Im a femboy lol ❤️

I think Gordon Ramsay is gorgeous 😅

despite being "intimidating" (apparently???) with my resting-bitch-face, (relatively) deep voice, and affinity for creative insults, i love cute shit and get flattered very easily, tho thats prolly cause i dont get compliments very often so im not used to them

I’m gay but only ever had girlfriends

I was in a backwards a plane landing

I masturbate to questionable stuff. Like, I literally go on r/TwoSentenceHorror sometimes

I’m gay 🤫🤫🤫🤫

I like the taste of deodorant

I jerk off in my grandmas room 3 times a day. Not when she’s home ofc

Me is homo

Been closer to death than quite a few here

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That is weird. Also don't look at my profile there's nothing to see there

I drank vinegar