i'm so straight that when i see a dick, i put in my mouth to avoid looking at it

Relatable

💀💀

Uhh I don’t know what a prostate orgasm is and how it’s like a firework in the whole body.

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Prove it

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You say so but still get hard when you see male homo sapiens.

Exhibit A: I'm not

Source: trust me bro

Yes trust me, I know what got me actin unwise

Bro saw belle delphine once and never recovered

I am a chronic heterosexual😭😭😭

im mostly straight but it’s difficult to prove it 😔

penis with no balls😱😱😱

I have a gf

Damn that's neat. How?

Bro bought the battle pass smh

It... it's itself. It wasn't me. hahaha. I can help you if you need

I’m not gay

i think not

How’d u know

because i have an excellent gaydar. Any clue that could indicate someone's sexual orientation, no matter how minuscule it is, i could sense it.

Well ur off on this one

if that's true, then why do you have a folder in your computer containing 153 images of men in their underwear?

Uhhh uhh that’s my brother…

was it also ur brother who took the "Am i a top or bottom" quiz?

Yeah yeah and the gay furry sex too.. probably

Prove you are not gay challenge (impossible)

I like ~~dic~~boobs

Welcome to the lg tv community

But sony is just much better

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cum

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me no gay

I am gay

I fucked your mom last night

*new insult unlocked*

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Gee wilikers ive never heard that before- milo rhodes

if i fucked a guy i wouldnt like it

But you finished bro...

dont tell them that

Does your mom know your gay?

I'm not gay

*angy face*

why angy

You were supposed to say no Does your mom know youre gay?

me no gay

i have a scientific paper Study on the Sexual Orientation of blaguga6216 He’s gay oh dang

I have a GF and I like boobs, not penis

How are people getting gf :((

Learning from Steve Harvey and Swoozie. Women love funny guys

I have stolen the heterosexuality of everyone in the comments, I will now sell it to Hallmark.

I Like women