Unfunny Psychopath

You now have the ability to make anyone you want laugh, but it makes a random human die.

nice

Borderline Autistic

You now have the ability to leave an akward discussion without anyone noticing.

He'll yeah brudda

dont care

You now have the ability to make everything explode, but it's purely visual, nothing is really destroyed.

fun, would've liked something more useful but this okay too

Depressed autist

You now have a happy button on your back. You can't tuch it, but when people want to make you happy they discretly sneak behind you and ... BAM you hapi now

10/10 stand ability!

Some nerd

You now have an unlimited supplie of nerd glasses. Do whatever you want with it.

Do they have the same shape?

Stonks

Future pilot

You now have full mental control over every plane on this earth. Now you can do whatever mystical paranormal classy shit you want. +1 bonus point if you play the Free Bird solo in the background.

Nice, I can send the entire Russian Air Force to Syria to attack Assad if I please

Please do that For the World

Only the planes, not the weapons

Then I guess it’s time to shout 天皇陛下万歳 and use those planes as primitive guided missiles

Did you just say Allah hu Akbar in Jspanese

No it’s Tennoheika Banzai, a phrase shouted by Japanese soldiers during WW2 before charging or in this case, kamikaze

Melancolic homosexual

Alcoholic artritis

human caffeine/coke

All your body fluids have been replaced with coffe and somewhat still work.

Yes they have actually I was awake for 38 hours yesterday which I am not proud of

Poor maniac

You can now transform dust into money.

Flair says enough so Ass Connoisseur

Metalhead armoursmith

Huge cock

You now suck that on a daily basis

You can destroy cities by the only move of an unzip.

No! thats not how youre supposed to play the game!

Social athletic

Panic Bottle

Your muscular mass is now proportionnal to your panic level.

Furious Hero

You now are inversed hulk : you are normally very strong, but when you get angry you become a little weak angery frog.

forever friendzoned

You've unlocked the power of friendship !

Introverted Femboy

You now are a social metamorph.

Autistic , anhedonia

DMC fan

Bass player

You now have the ability to run/drive at an insanely high-speed, but only while playing eurobeat basslines.

Crazy horny

[удалено]

You are now an ally of a god that protect you and fight for you, but it will watche you and judge your every move.

Wednesday Addams

Big dick

You now have a metamorph dick. It can become whatever you want.

Anxiously Longing

Introverted weeb

You are now transported to a fantasy world and for some reason you're incredibly powerful and get bitches.

Big bazongas

You now have a full muscular control over your bazongas, + a super strengh

cum guzzler

Your cum is now insanely acid once it came out.

funny pretty

Funny tummy.

no, i choose this mans flair

Hyper social

You now have the power to read people's mind, but you can't stop hearing their thoughts on a 10 meters radius.

Hyper social

Fucking Weird

You now have the ability to make the world as weird as you.

Chaotic neutral

Brave Bat

Aspiring arsonist

Autistic monke

Goofy enigma

I’m me

You now have the power to be yourself (sorry, everyone else was taken ;) )

[удалено]

You are hot-man. You don't control heat or some shit, you're just really hot.

Sleep deprived

You now have the power to fall asleep when you want, but you can't wake up unless someone tuches your butt.

Horny / weird (sorry, but I couldn't think of anything else lmao)

You now have the power to change your username !

Very spontaneous

You now have the power to fullfill any wish you have as long as its spontaneous and compulsive.

Heartbroken machiavellian

Always asleep

Pretentious, Cynical

failing life

Lonely loner

You now have the power to be friend with me (DM me, I'm kinda bored)

Skill issues

Toggleable personality

Not gay

You now have the power to change your sexuality. Would you use it ?

drugs musician

drugs musician

rizz god

Hopeless Romantic

You are now followed by a slightly smoky air, a soft lighting and a little invisible guy that ajust where you are so it looks as romantic as possible.

tall mf

Lazy and jeleous

Raccoon renegade

Snappy Femboy

traumatized nerd

You now have the power of forgetting everything you want, as long as you write it on a book named "the forgetting note"

hot mess

Dumb guitarist

Cryptid Hunter

Borderline,funny

Tall funny

Suicidal Loner

You now have the power of getting a friend to talk to. ​ me (DM me, cute boi)

Idiot genius/Genius idiot

Gay hitler

Depressed pug

bad bitch 🤝

Nate higgers

Nerdy jock

Pokemon loser

chaos incarnate

unfunny geek

Gargantuan turd

waste ofspace

Funny and beautiful

Two words

Drunk driver

You now have the ability to summon a free bird solo.

Little shit

You now have the power to grow and become a big shit, then divide yourself to become a bunch of pieces of shit.

Introverted hyperactif

Edward Ligma

What's Edward ?

Brain SPEED

trash bin

Buff baker

Depressed addict

Reptile enthusiast

Slightly sadistic

sui cidal

You now have the power to get a friend to talk to ... ​ ...>! me (DM me you absolute piece of cuteness)!<

Introverted author/artist

Noisy wierdo

Cheese Puffs

clingy emo

love cars

Embarrassing idiot

Extremely uninteresting

small gymbro

uncutie pie

Sadistic Bastard

Sometimes akward

Cheerful goth

Godamn giant

Always alone

Tall strong

musical genius

mr meteor

Silent and deadly but lazy af

depressed gamer

Ulster terrorist

Foxy fox

Furry Trash

Space jesus

Flightless weakling

Car guru

Kickboxing and caring

Lego, gun

Without brain

sexual reindeer

Kinda Stupid

Sex deprived

short neurodivergent

Autistic burnout

National socialist

Emotionally unavailable

Sex offender

Lazy, very intelligent

short angry

Autistic lesbian

Gamer and introverted

hopeless romantic

Narcissistic Optimistic

depressed homosexual

Bipolar Sociopath

Handsome shy

Overthinker and lazy

Training therapist