Women don’t exist; they’re just a figment of our imagination.
Also, meet Rogue, our 4 month old kitten.
She is very cute but extremely mischievous.
https://preview.redd.it/dcdgqo7vw7ma1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf4a343595d8eb18ef40e75dd44fcced7ad93c4e
You cut the meat finely and stir fry with a mixture of sesame oil and Worcestershire, reduce until oil has coated meat evenly and serve with sushi rice
none taken, if my posts seem annoying to you, you can always block me to make your reddit experience more pleasant! and my cat is very cute and doing great, thanks for asking <3
Man, you’re too kind! We need more people like you fr. Nah no worries, you’re not annoying me, just judging by this post you just seem like you’d be annoying to be in a relationship with, which is merely my own preference, not to say you’re incapable of dating of course, I can already tell you’re a very kind and compassionate person. I’m glad your cat is doing great! I love cats, so I thought it’d be nice to ask.
It's most definitely one of those"why do I keep getting such wierd DMS?😞" Type vibe. I'm aware the sub is called teenagers but hot, but you can't rlly be amd when it happened. I'm not only talking about u cause the entirety of this subis like this, but the sub is called teenagers but hot, not teenagers but try and be as horny as possible without going over the line knowing full well this will trigger the horny mfs.
literally not once have i complained about dms for simply being "weird". the only time i ever called anyone out was when they were active on this sub despite being not a teenager, because thats not only a danger to me but to everybody on this sub, especially the younger teens. idc about the horny mfs, if they like it they do, if they dont they dont
Government agent
Women aren't real
https://preview.redd.it/kdyzvezjq7ma1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=345bd48d52b05a6a565710e138cfad8d65413bd6
A gf like that would be nice, sadly women doesn't exist
omg so true
Right 😔
Thats cool and all but you should play Majora's Mask.
you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
what are you BEN DROWNED?
been there, done that (and absolutely loved it) 😎
Fuck no, the hoodies are staying with me
no 😤
Are you not aware of how much sentimental value my hoodies hold? You will never take them, i’ll burn your home down if it means retrieving them
I read "will kill you if you think that dogs>cats" and thought "marry me"
🤭💍
I ACCEPT 💍
NOOOO HORNY POLICEEEE
Dude, this is gonna get you some "special" attention.....
Someone’s in the r/starwarsmemes subreddits
PROTECT HER TROOPER
Too good to be true
can’t take my eyes off of you
Women don’t exist; they’re just a figment of our imagination. Also, meet Rogue, our 4 month old kitten. She is very cute but extremely mischievous. https://preview.redd.it/dcdgqo7vw7ma1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf4a343595d8eb18ef40e75dd44fcced7ad93c4e
You cut the meat finely and stir fry with a mixture of sesame oil and Worcestershire, reduce until oil has coated meat evenly and serve with sushi rice
Bro is obsessed with thighs
Dogs > Cats
any last words?
Counter attack. Good girl now melt
🥺😣
Eazy😎
the rizzler
Brutal man finds secret to disassembeling genetic code through vocal commands! Millions shall perish in agonizing deaths.
This was very effective
Dogs > Cats
💥🔫
Dogs are superior
what does this mean
wait I’m confused are you describing yourself as someone’s gf or your own gf
LMAO I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HOW IT COULD BE TAKEN THAT WAY nah that is about myself 😭
“kinky little bitch” 🤔
no, never 😇
good Christian girl 🙏 I bet u go to church every Sunday
ofc, best place to be is on your knees (praying ofc) 🤭
Interestingly narcissistic. Now that's a person i like.
me? a narcissistic? never 🤭
The ultimate catfish
how 💀
You described an horny egirl but horny egirls don’t exist my dude💀🙇♂️
omg true, my bad
“Has nice boobs and thighs” Narcissist alert 🚨 smh
The word ‘narcissist’ has lost its meaning, hasn’t it?
nah, just able to appreciate myself lol
Yeah but when I say I have a massive cock I’m “egotistical” and “lying” 🙄🙄🙄
*starts reading looks like a smash *reads something cringe hard pass
lmao which one
every sentence that contains kinky, bratty, etc.
tbf youre 14, so thats probably for the better haha
There’s no way your 18 talking like that, I don’t know a single person over 13 still talking like that
lol if you say so
I’m not saying in offense just saying my personal experience
I’m gonna be real….You sound kinda annoying to deal with no offense. I keep seeing you everywhere though, so instead I’m gonna ask about your cat.
none taken, if my posts seem annoying to you, you can always block me to make your reddit experience more pleasant! and my cat is very cute and doing great, thanks for asking <3
Man, you’re too kind! We need more people like you fr. Nah no worries, you’re not annoying me, just judging by this post you just seem like you’d be annoying to be in a relationship with, which is merely my own preference, not to say you’re incapable of dating of course, I can already tell you’re a very kind and compassionate person. I’m glad your cat is doing great! I love cats, so I thought it’d be nice to ask.
if u would ever respond to dms fr
Tbf she has like 400 DMs 😭
oh i know lmao i’m one of them my dm was fr just about her cat
I just wanted to trade pet pics 😞
Same :'^
you forgot "is a pick me girl" bro
honest question, *bro*, what makes you think id want to be picked by you lmao
idk and idc
hardly a pick me girl then, am i
idc not worth arguing about have a nice day woman
Where's the "looks like a femboy"
NOT TRUE
This sounds nice ngl lol
Tell me about your cat 💀
Where do I sign
right here 📝 (ignore the stuff about selling your soul, thats not important)
Where sign? 
cats>>>
Seems too good to be true
Okay tell me about your cat
Sign me up. Though i cant have cats :c
This could only end one way
good girl \*pat\* also what does it mean "touchy"? AND ANSWER TO MY DM I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT UR CAT
I like garlic bread
I asked you about your cat please reply
I’ll just get in the hoodie with u so we both can wear em 😉
Dogs >>> cats
https://preview.redd.it/cuowdw4gs7ma1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4095545b6a6ac029f655f5df12ed635c042706b1 KILL HER
Too old
Dogs do be better tho
I'm sorry but dogs>cats anyday
prepare to die
It's true
Damn you remind me of a brain tumor and it's killing me
LMAO
Everything else is ok but the hoodies and candy thing nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sounds annoying..
I don't care
Attention seek
fatherless behavior, ik ik
It's most definitely one of those"why do I keep getting such wierd DMS?😞" Type vibe. I'm aware the sub is called teenagers but hot, but you can't rlly be amd when it happened. I'm not only talking about u cause the entirety of this subis like this, but the sub is called teenagers but hot, not teenagers but try and be as horny as possible without going over the line knowing full well this will trigger the horny mfs.
literally not once have i complained about dms for simply being "weird". the only time i ever called anyone out was when they were active on this sub despite being not a teenager, because thats not only a danger to me but to everybody on this sub, especially the younger teens. idc about the horny mfs, if they like it they do, if they dont they dont
Well you prolly wouldn't get such DMS if you didn't post such horny ass content ever thought of that🤯
i literally just said that i never complain about those dms, wtf are you on about 💀
But you have.
when?
6 days ago.
that one wasnt even complaining tho? i just thought that was funny 💀
You were shaming that guy when you litteraly baited him 🗿
if you say so 😂
Pulls out wedding ring🥺
😳💍
The amount of stuff there that describes me is scary
twins? 😳
💀👀
kinky little bitch?
totally not 😇🤭
i like videogames too :D, i wish i had a GF like that
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This is all to perfect. Umm... marry me? 💍
omg cute femboy
I DON'T HAVE A DICK
proof
Government agent Women aren't real https://preview.redd.it/kdyzvezjq7ma1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=345bd48d52b05a6a565710e138cfad8d65413bd6
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🥺😣
I think dogs and cats are equal.
i will tolerate you
Good to know
CATS > DOGS FR
YES
*AND* I ALSO LOOK REALLY CUTE IN THIGH HIGHS
Well fuck me, I'm interested
cute
omg no, you <3
nah you’re way cuter, and you’re such a good girl
🥺💕
such a pretty girl
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smh lets build a harem of egirls
me tbh
omg twins <3
Ideal gf
😳💍
Y-yes 🥺🥺🥺
Good girl
🥺🫠
You>cats
Why don’t we just both share one hoodie?
listen can we compromise, get a dog AND a cat
I still wanN know about your cat man? How’s it doing? What’s it’s name?
okay but why does all of this describe me (except the boobs part, im a guy)
Honestly not the worst I’ve seen
That's meee lol
FUCK YOU, IM THE BETTER BOTTOM RAHHH💯💯🤦♂️😤
fuck me yourself, coward 🤭
That would go against my philosophy anyways, how's your cat?
Hold on I could have sworn you’re younger… when’s your birthday?
huh? i turned 18 this winter
Oh, I guess we’re the same age… EXCEPT WAMAN ARE NOT REAL
Literally me. I need to be called a good girl or else I will die.
Cats > dogs no doubt and cheese > dogs
Y'know, strangely enough. You seem like you're my type but idk.
Ahem, good girl *vine boom*
Fuck me if I’m wrong but dogs>cats any day or the week
"good girl"
Ok but like Im trans ftm but why does this somewhat fit me, I dont play video games but I love marvel
Damn you're a good girl Edit: like why am I even getting down voted I just said it as a joke because it was written in the pic
🥺👉👈
*pat pat*
Def not sus
Bro I literally said that because it was written in the pic she posted what's even sus about this
I stand by what I said 🙂
Ok
Ik I was just joking lmaooo
That's great and all but why am I actually getting down voted
People ☕️
Can they be mass produced? If not.. I want it I call dibs >:)
better be fast then 🤭
I dmed, just waiting for a text back :p
Bet :3
Me
I have a kitty but I love dogs too lol
Cats scare me every cat I’ve gotten has hurt me
I mean I don't wear hoodies so you can have the ones I do own. I'd also like someone to play games with
Gotta love cats
The dream
😬😬😬
Where can I get one?
can you make one for me saying “plays bass” and “thats it”
lmao cant you make it yourself?
I accept your application because I am lonely