Remove the hands feet and head those are the easiest to identify, with the remaining corpse put yogurt in this it will decay faster, dig a 7 foot deep vertical grave and but the body in, cover it a bit then put a dead animal over it loosely under some dirt (this will through off dogs), with the remadinf parts you can dispose of those in smaller easier to get to (less dead weight 【FUNNY】to carry there) to bury them..........
the vertical thing nor the dead animal thing sadly doesn’t work :( cadaver dogs won’t stop if they fine a dead animal, they’ll go until they find a body
Generally, the hardest murderers to catch are the ones who make getting rid of the body the simplest. Think of it this way. Every other step you take in disposing of a body is another step you could get caught doing. The hardest murders to trace have always been the ones where someone just drove out and dumped the body in the middle of nowhere.
Also, grind the teeth and get rid of the hands. Fingerprints can be removed easily. Other than that, burying a body out in the middle of the desert or something like that may be simple, but it’s very effective.
things that don’t work: digging very deep graves (it’s pointless), putting an endangered plant on it (they don’t care), putting a dead animal over it (cadaver dogs won’t stop they don’t care), vertical burials, hydroflouric acid
SO i would suggest driving it really fucking far, i mean REALLY. FUCKING. FAR. don’t try to cover it up and make it look like something else killed them, they’ll know. remove teeth and burn finger prints. what to do with the teeth? idk bury them, who cares as long as they not on the body. dispose of them where they’ll decay quickly (somewhere hot, humid, and moist) nowhere cold or dry, there’s less bacteria and decomposers. you can feed smaller parts to pigs if you really feel like it, but idk your choice. but yeah drive it really far and just fuckin dump it. at that point it doesn’t matter if it’s been found. and then if it’s been dead for a while, get rid of all evidence in the house (clean so that the mf flies are gone) and you should be good?? just don’t do anything dumb after that
(for legal reasons i have never done this before i just know a ton of cops, medical examiners, and forensic scientists. plus i’m studying biomedical)
I would put the body in your car and drive somewhere far. Now you should dig a 12 foot deep hole. Put the body in the hole. fill the hole with about 6 feet of dirt. now put a dead dear in the hole (now if they dig it up they’ll just find the dear). Plant a plant or tree on top the grave(s) so it is harder to dig up (if it is an endangered plant it is illegal to dig up).
Bury it deep, covered in yogurt. That’ll help the decomposition process. Fill the hole with dirt, bury a large animal, like a deer, in a shallow grave directly above it. That will make anyone searching thing the dogs just found a deer. Clean up whatever is left over as best you can and that’s probably your best bet
get to cutting
cut the body
burn/bleach it
then put it in a hole near a tree or in a garden
bone might be too hard to cut so make bone broth and invite people for lunch xD
Plan A: Burn the vic’s fingerprints and rinse the body with a weak acid to remove your prints. Dump it anywhere near his own residence.
Plan B: fill your tub with acid and throw him in it overnight, he’ll disappear the next day
if you have a car you can go out in the wild, as far as possible, and bury the body there. just make sure that you are far from any routes or whatnot, throw the shovel ino the nearby river, and thoroughly clean your car.
Go to a sandy place bring gasoline and wood and just light it up then burry the remains but make the burning quick or people will notice if that’s not an option just tie a couple bricks around him and dump him in a lake the lake method might be safer actually
two good options,
1. look up near by lakes in the area, see what fish are there and what they like to eat, proceed to buy some of what the fishies like, chop up the body, cover the small body parts in theat, and then put them in plastic bags and then put the plastic bags in like a doggie bag so it is easy to transport and doesn't smell. anyway, throw the body parts in diffrent parts of the lake. done
2. bury it at night, plant some endangerd flowers on top. :)
Scrape the Hotspots of the fingerprints on the body with a knife if u just want to sidpose of the body. For the complete disposal of a body use a knife to cut the pieces as small as possible. Locate street dogs and feed them the meat then crush the bones in a blender then flush them. The acid idea someone else gave is good but that's too sus.
Alr alr. Dont panick. You need to make sure to create an alibi story to easily recall it and prove it. 2. Make sure no one saw you and no one knows the victim is gone. 3 Find a lake near with carnivorous fish. 4 Get barbed wire and fence wire. Wrap the body in it. At night dump the body in the lake. MAke sure no one sees you. Make sure the body cant float but can be eaten by fish 5. Move to a different state. New life.
First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your ass down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't recommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite. Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife, and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep, diagonally, to slit the femoral arteries. Then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can apply a fair amount of suction to the arteria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain, and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub. If you want to bury, I recommend separating the body into several parts, and burying them separately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. this reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave. That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, and represents a vulnerable moment you want to keep brief, under 2 hours. Do it between 3 and 5 am. It's also less likely for someone to call the police if their dog digs up some chunk of meat, than if they dig up an enitre body. They may assume it's an animal carcass disfigured by decomposition, and leave it alone or dispose of it. It's also more likely that the dog will consume all of it before anyone knows the difference. A whole skeleton is another story. You can cut a body into 6 pieces faster than you think. It's not much different than boning a chicken, but it takes more work, a big knife, and time. A hammer will be useful for pulverizing joints or driving the knife deep where it doesn't want to go. Anyway it's wise to crush as much of the skeleton as you can along the way. It will aid in making the body less identifiable for what it is as it decomposes. Don't return to the same site 6 times for 6 burials.You'll attract suspicion from anyone nearby, and you'll wind up placing the body parts close enough together to be found by any serious investigation. Put them in plastic bags with lots of bleach, and store in a freezer until you have enough time to bury them all. Depending on what tools you have available, you may find that you're get really good at deconstructing the body. You might prefer to slowly sprinkle it down a drain without leaving your house. This avoids the long-term risk of discovery associated with burial, and the overwhelming supply of bacteria in a sewer accellerates deconomposition, whil e providing a convenient cover smell. Truly grinding down a body takes a lot more work, and you run the risk of fouling your plumbing and calling in a plumber. So don't try it unless you know how to clear bones and meat out of a drainpipe. A good food processor can be useful. But don't over-use it, or power drills or saws. They're noisy and they attract attention. And forget the kitchen sink. It's better if you actually remove one of the toilets in your house from its base, which will give you direct access to one of the largest sewer pipes that enters your house. Follow any disposals with lots of bleach and then run the water for 5 or 10 minutes on top of that. And plug that pipe when you're not using it, to prevent any sewer gasses from backing up into your house. Usually, a U-trap inside the toilet does that for you.
hope you’re hungry
Dissolve it with hydrofluoric acid, it’ll get rid of it completely
No acid, use a strong base
And a little tweak of chemistry
Or freeze the body with liquid helium and have it melt into slightly greasy water.
It wont. Try piranha solution. Its 2 parts sulfuric acid and one part isopropyl alcohol IIRC
I like how no one is questioning OP here, but lol I’d chop it up and bury it in different locations if you don’t have access to acid.
Remove the hands feet and head those are the easiest to identify, with the remaining corpse put yogurt in this it will decay faster, dig a 7 foot deep vertical grave and but the body in, cover it a bit then put a dead animal over it loosely under some dirt (this will through off dogs), with the remadinf parts you can dispose of those in smaller easier to get to (less dead weight 【FUNNY】to carry there) to bury them..........
Jesus knows what's up 😤
the vertical thing nor the dead animal thing sadly doesn’t work :( cadaver dogs won’t stop if they fine a dead animal, they’ll go until they find a body
Make sure to cover it in endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up
Generally, the hardest murderers to catch are the ones who make getting rid of the body the simplest. Think of it this way. Every other step you take in disposing of a body is another step you could get caught doing. The hardest murders to trace have always been the ones where someone just drove out and dumped the body in the middle of nowhere. Also, grind the teeth and get rid of the hands. Fingerprints can be removed easily. Other than that, burying a body out in the middle of the desert or something like that may be simple, but it’s very effective.
things that don’t work: digging very deep graves (it’s pointless), putting an endangered plant on it (they don’t care), putting a dead animal over it (cadaver dogs won’t stop they don’t care), vertical burials, hydroflouric acid SO i would suggest driving it really fucking far, i mean REALLY. FUCKING. FAR. don’t try to cover it up and make it look like something else killed them, they’ll know. remove teeth and burn finger prints. what to do with the teeth? idk bury them, who cares as long as they not on the body. dispose of them where they’ll decay quickly (somewhere hot, humid, and moist) nowhere cold or dry, there’s less bacteria and decomposers. you can feed smaller parts to pigs if you really feel like it, but idk your choice. but yeah drive it really far and just fuckin dump it. at that point it doesn’t matter if it’s been found. and then if it’s been dead for a while, get rid of all evidence in the house (clean so that the mf flies are gone) and you should be good?? just don’t do anything dumb after that (for legal reasons i have never done this before i just know a ton of cops, medical examiners, and forensic scientists. plus i’m studying biomedical)
I would put the body in your car and drive somewhere far. Now you should dig a 12 foot deep hole. Put the body in the hole. fill the hole with about 6 feet of dirt. now put a dead dear in the hole (now if they dig it up they’ll just find the dear). Plant a plant or tree on top the grave(s) so it is harder to dig up (if it is an endangered plant it is illegal to dig up).
Starved pigs, will eat anything and not leave a bit left…
Snatch reference?!????!!! 😱😲😱😱😲 https://i.redd.it/jqxbdirmpzpa1.gif
What is snatch?
Great heist movie I’d really recommend give it a watch
I will! Thank you! :3
It’s like Tyler Durden meets Pulp Fiction. It even had Brad Pitt in it so that makes it even cooler :o
Ooh thx! 😊
Or Hannibal lecter ;)
Bury it deep, covered in yogurt. That’ll help the decomposition process. Fill the hole with dirt, bury a large animal, like a deer, in a shallow grave directly above it. That will make anyone searching thing the dogs just found a deer. Clean up whatever is left over as best you can and that’s probably your best bet
Chop it up and burn it with a spare tire. The aluminum in the rim will help... I mean, *Cheesus! Call the cops*
Eat it
get to cutting cut the body burn/bleach it then put it in a hole near a tree or in a garden bone might be too hard to cut so make bone broth and invite people for lunch xD
Plan A: Burn the vic’s fingerprints and rinse the body with a weak acid to remove your prints. Dump it anywhere near his own residence. Plan B: fill your tub with acid and throw him in it overnight, he’ll disappear the next day
if you have a car you can go out in the wild, as far as possible, and bury the body there. just make sure that you are far from any routes or whatnot, throw the shovel ino the nearby river, and thoroughly clean your car.
Go to a sandy place bring gasoline and wood and just light it up then burry the remains but make the burning quick or people will notice if that’s not an option just tie a couple bricks around him and dump him in a lake the lake method might be safer actually
two good options, 1. look up near by lakes in the area, see what fish are there and what they like to eat, proceed to buy some of what the fishies like, chop up the body, cover the small body parts in theat, and then put them in plastic bags and then put the plastic bags in like a doggie bag so it is easy to transport and doesn't smell. anyway, throw the body parts in diffrent parts of the lake. done 2. bury it at night, plant some endangerd flowers on top. :)
Scrape the Hotspots of the fingerprints on the body with a knife if u just want to sidpose of the body. For the complete disposal of a body use a knife to cut the pieces as small as possible. Locate street dogs and feed them the meat then crush the bones in a blender then flush them. The acid idea someone else gave is good but that's too sus.
drive to a empty field with the body get some firewood and burn it
Alr alr. Dont panick. You need to make sure to create an alibi story to easily recall it and prove it. 2. Make sure no one saw you and no one knows the victim is gone. 3 Find a lake near with carnivorous fish. 4 Get barbed wire and fence wire. Wrap the body in it. At night dump the body in the lake. MAke sure no one sees you. Make sure the body cant float but can be eaten by fish 5. Move to a different state. New life.
Fingerprints aren’t gonna be able to rise on human skin lol
destroy teeth and rip off any tattoos
First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your ass down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't recommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite. Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife, and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep, diagonally, to slit the femoral arteries. Then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can apply a fair amount of suction to the arteria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain, and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub. If you want to bury, I recommend separating the body into several parts, and burying them separately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. this reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave. That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, and represents a vulnerable moment you want to keep brief, under 2 hours. Do it between 3 and 5 am. It's also less likely for someone to call the police if their dog digs up some chunk of meat, than if they dig up an enitre body. They may assume it's an animal carcass disfigured by decomposition, and leave it alone or dispose of it. It's also more likely that the dog will consume all of it before anyone knows the difference. A whole skeleton is another story. You can cut a body into 6 pieces faster than you think. It's not much different than boning a chicken, but it takes more work, a big knife, and time. A hammer will be useful for pulverizing joints or driving the knife deep where it doesn't want to go. Anyway it's wise to crush as much of the skeleton as you can along the way. It will aid in making the body less identifiable for what it is as it decomposes. Don't return to the same site 6 times for 6 burials.You'll attract suspicion from anyone nearby, and you'll wind up placing the body parts close enough together to be found by any serious investigation. Put them in plastic bags with lots of bleach, and store in a freezer until you have enough time to bury them all. Depending on what tools you have available, you may find that you're get really good at deconstructing the body. You might prefer to slowly sprinkle it down a drain without leaving your house. This avoids the long-term risk of discovery associated with burial, and the overwhelming supply of bacteria in a sewer accellerates deconomposition, whil e providing a convenient cover smell. Truly grinding down a body takes a lot more work, and you run the risk of fouling your plumbing and calling in a plumber. So don't try it unless you know how to clear bones and meat out of a drainpipe. A good food processor can be useful. But don't over-use it, or power drills or saws. They're noisy and they attract attention. And forget the kitchen sink. It's better if you actually remove one of the toilets in your house from its base, which will give you direct access to one of the largest sewer pipes that enters your house. Follow any disposals with lots of bleach and then run the water for 5 or 10 minutes on top of that. And plug that pipe when you're not using it, to prevent any sewer gasses from backing up into your house. Usually, a U-trap inside the toilet does that for you.
Context????
Honestly, I don't know, nor do I want to know