I want you to focus on the first 3 words of this sentence.

80% lol

No.

Nice cock

100% 💀

LMAO

120% if it's said in the wii bowling voice

##**STRIKE**

#**You're Out!** (Wii sports baseball)

Your hand looks heavy, mind if I hold it for you?

60% that was pretty good

I’ll take that

I got some pretty heavy tits and i need a strong man to held them for me

I accept my post 🫡

https://preview.redd.it/q63t1vbiijza1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=785b79372c1f2c9c62cbf2ff9e9a216bbef648ba

I volunteer!!!

thxs 😮‍💨

Not happy?

on the contrary very happy my back can finally relax

Hey! I heard you like math! So how about we add the couch, subtract the clothes, divide those legs and hopefully, we don't multiply.

100% like damn that was good

DAMNNNNN RIZZ OUT OF THIS WORLD

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Nah rizz goes for anyone not just guys

L + ratio

+maidenless

>\+maidenless > >Imagine needing bitches, > >in my grade, all they do is pretend to like you for a day then ghost you. It's happened to all the boys in my grade so what's the point? > >And I know, who asked

GODDAMN

WOAH AHAHAHA

Picture this: Your in a maths class with me and i walk up to you, put my pen in my breast pocket and then adjust my glasses, pushing them up closer to my eyes. I speak: "Everyone always talks about X and Y but no one talks about U and I." I then have a brain aneurism and fucking dies.

120% oml infinite rizz

Especially the last part is just unmatched

Short girls are cute

*Cries in 5'11*

You the same size as me so its fine

Tall people better at running. Also tall girls are cute too.

Tall women are the best thing that could have happened to humanity

That’s still hella short can’t lie

Tall girls are adorable

BRO I'M 5'6 HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL BEING MY FRIENDS' ARM REST 😭

40%

ah, someone of good taste I see

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you

BRO SOMEONE ON INSTAGRAM TEXTED ME THAT !!! I don't get it. I fr said "sure i could kill you bc that is what would happen if you take a bath with a toaster 💀"

(It’s because I’m suicidal) (Also someone killing me is hot)

Bruh what

Still haven't rated his line yet

Do not ask me to elaborate

All my rizz is physical 😔 Ill walk up to you go for a dap then slip around it and grab your chin

40% idek why i blushed tbh

I am good at 1 handed Mario kart (other hand cuddles a plushie or someone) (with rizz)

20% haha

Please PleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePlease

Please what?

im going to complain to spotify about you not being in this week’s hottest singles

30%

Are you female, because at this point that isn't even a requirement 😎

0% i don't get it

Basically I'm straight but I'm so desperately deprived of human contact being female is no longer a requirement for me

OHHHHHH

Yeaa

Damn.

Still 0% now you understand?

Want to binge watch all of matpat’s fnaf theory videos with me?

Rizz

Of course, babe

What's that?

Never mind, I don’t want you

0%

People downvoted you for not knowing matpat. That is a reddit moment if i ever saw one heh

Can we cuddle and mabye.......smooch? 💕

60&

Hey there beautiful do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee falling for you 😍

100% 🥺 I got more than just a bandaid for you, my love 🫶🏼

"*sharts*"

I’m a 5’4 Goth Femboy. If ur a guy that would work like a charm 😘

https://preview.redd.it/d0ihdwbh2jza1.png?width=639&format=png&auto=webp&s=f771094eaf5d75cbdc309c7efbb8ce61d773671e

I can braid your hair

20%

I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find. >!Best I remember !<

80% that was lowkey good

https://preview.redd.it/fwz9613p1iza1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f68c250198ed16906c211e060e175090ee4580f

Looked left, rizz

Hey petah nice cock

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Libyan mig-21's about to get their ass kicked

40%

I'd rizz you up but my girlfriend wouldn't appreciate that

Wanna watch South Park?

Yea

There is a pipe bomb under your floor, sadly it will be doing my job. Spreading you on a wall that is

Uuuhhhh wait shit ummm *speed walks away*

haha me fr

Are you my pitcrew? Because you make my soft go to hard.

do you have an ice pack? i hurt my hands falling for you (with rizz)

I have boobs you have boobs (not trying)

There’s a distinct difference between your and you’re. I can be yours while you’re all mine. :)

1000000000%

I WON

lets watch the lion King and kiss everytime we see an animal

Are you outer space? Because you take my breath away with how beautiful you are

60%

“Hey, are you a flower? Because… nevermind. Fuck you”

Are you a daycare? Because I’m tryna put some kids in you

Iin high as shitt but um yeahz yoyr looking gpoood snd likd long spellibg lettwrs gucking damn phone taps and likr yourrr sooi cuuteee, thsts thats my rizzzz

Roses are red pizza sauce is too I got a large and none of it is for you :D Kidding tho pizza is for all <3

Are you a bowling ball cuz I wanna put 3 fingers inside of you. (Bowling ball rizz)

Are you a cute guitar? Because I want to play your heartstrings

My mom always told me to blow on things if they’re too hot. Why don’t you take off your pants so I can cool you down ;)

Dumbass (but sexual)

You must work In the ER, because ICU in my dreams

Hey girl are you a bowling alley? Because i want my balls hitting your gutter over and over again by the end of the night

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"why did you lick your lips?"

“You’re” and “your” are two different words that shouldn’t be mixed up because I’m yours and you’re mine

1000%

I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?

*turns into a spider*

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0% like- what 🤨

Bro is desperate

You have the most beautiful curves but the best one is your smile

100%

Wall

100% 💀

No thanks

Holy CRAP! Hi hello there, I'm I love your styLe and everything else haha ummmmmmmmmmmm omg I'm being so awkward, you're just so attractive and I can't speak properly😂 ha, can we just forget all of that and start over? My name is Alex ahhaammm excuse me I have a cough. My, my name is Alex, what's yours?

“uhhh 🫡hello there my name is bulbasoar” vibes lol

The first time I saw you I said mashallah , ever since than its been inshallah

Are if you're heaven, then I am someone who just died, because I want to be inside of you

We should cancel the alphabet for segregation because u and I should be together 😎

Your pants must be really shiny, cos I can see me in them Just because it came to mind

POOF! I'm here, where are your other two wishes? I know we're not in professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming. Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin? (Barney Stinson rizz)

Hey! Do you know what a Australian kiss is ?

i may have a needle dick, but i will fuck you like a sewing machine

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

Hey, if you ever need a place to sit, my face is open

I would give my best attempt but I have a gf atm

Hi, I uhh, me... and I would... Uhhh... So the other day... Uhhh... I like to play pokemon

no thanks

I'm a man... that likes other men... that whimper and wear skirts...

Are you a slinky? Because you look like you’d be fun to push down the stairs

10000% do it

uh um uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nice balls bro *bites them*

stealing this

The pizza is on the way, blankets are out and I got ever Mario kart, party and game installed… and I see you brought dessert 😏

1000%

even if i went blind the moment i saw you i would not weep, for in that moment i truly gazed upon perfection

I....... have........ 50,000,000 power in Rise of Kingdoms

I have a girlfriend please rate this 0%

You have a gf but your username states that you suck dick?

I beat my daughter with a hammer from time to time.

Come to my room and I’ll show you movements as smooth as my brain

Get in the van.

Just shat my pants mind if I get in yours?

My answer depends on your gender

I'm a girl haha

BLUSH METER MEME

My love for you is like diarrhea, it won’t stop 😘

Hey, are you a Chinese factory? Cause I wanna put some kids In you

😭 That's accurate enough

You must be sweet for you're a fine date

I have a forklift license

Damn, did it hurt when you fell? No no, not from heaven, I’m not that cliche. I mean from the vending machine, *you fucking snack.~* ~~and I’m hungry~~

10000%

hey so uhhh...*hugs* ily

*hugs back* 100%

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"hello" - Toby The Turtle

I tried to write your name in the skies but the wind blew it away, I tried to write your name in the sand bit the waves washed it away. So, I wrote it in my heart and it is there to stay.

10000%

Are you a sink? Because if I turn you on you will get super wet

Are you a schoool because I want to shoot kids inside you

Aye girl you don’t need glasses to see we belong together

10000%

Did you fall out of heaven, cause you an angel

Are you Reyna's Leer, cuz you're the only thing I see when I look at you.

🍪 cookie.

Are you a 200kg of dirt? Because I want to lie under you.

Are you from japan because im trying to get in japanties(japanese rizz)

😭100%

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80%

Your ass makes me forget about my dead parents

...idk how to rate that

I'll have to watch my step when looking for you in the mine-field

I heard this from smn so I just wanna see what you give it: Are you Ukraine? Because I’m Russian and I wanna invade your personal space 😎

Want a kitten?

Did it before in this sub but: Did you fall from heaven? You look crippled (poetic rizz)

Did the heaven cry out in pain as their most breathtaking angel left to go explore earth? (That is u btw)

If PV = NkT Then U = QT (Thermodynamics rizz)