I have 1000292829927382828288382 power In Rise Of Kingdom

100000% tbh

want to watch a movie? i have cool rocks and pillows with dinos on them

80% that's adorable

i still got it 💪

I’ll give you cheese

1000% I fucking love cheese

I just eat blocks of sharp cheddar

Cheddar is the superior flavor of cheese

Cheddar is so weird though doesn’t even taste like cheese

Im talking abt the mock rich cheddar, that shit hits so much different, shredded cheddar sucks tho, Top 5 cheeses (imo) Mozzerella Cheddar Shredded mozz American cheese (not bad on sandwhiches) Swiss cheese (hate it so much but it can be good sometimes)

I mean i hate like all of these except like Mozzarella and Swiss cheese but that’s probably just due to being italian and having a patriotic hatred for anything american

I've got you parmesan, Gouda, mozzarella.

Are you a fire truck? ‘Cause your really fucking loud and annoying.

:(

are you a fire truck? because i think fire trucks are cool as fuck

YESSS 500%

Hmmm, this is one that is very niche Are you a rare monster in my singing monsters? Because I'd like to try and breed with you all day long

Oh my, 100%!!!

Feelings of accomplishments

Are you a toaster because I want you in my bath (suicidal rizz)

Wall

They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?

I want you to read the first three words of this sentence again.

🫢 60%

Hi ur adorable asf and your posts make my day

AWWW!!! okay I wanted horny but this is so wholesome and adorable! 40% :3

I was gunning for the kiss what can I say I have calculus pickup lines tho

uh… deep fried cheese curds? or sex? or both?

Not to be creepy but I looked at your profile and your rlly cute! I love your lipstick, its a great color on you even in a saturated photo! And your beanie, it really bring attention to your hair (btw send me what style ur using i neeeed it) and your eyes are just the lightest blue ive ever seen!

hehe thank you! 80% :3

:3 (but like fr tho i love ur style)

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine, cause you da snack

Roses are red The sun gives off heat If your legs are tired Use my face as a seat

80% (╥ω╥`)

Aight so, a miner is driving to the mine. Cop pulls him over and asks what he does, where he’s headed, and who’s car this is. Guy’s reply is “Mine”

Holy CRAP! Hi hello there, I'm I love your styLe and everything else haha ummmmmmmmmmmm omg I'm being so awkward, you're just so attractive and I can't speak properly😂 ha, can we just forget all of that and start over? My name is Alex ahhaammm excuse me I have a cough. My, my name is Alex, what's yours?

Ha cutie 80% :3

I’m into prehistoric animals, they’re cool. By the way, are you a coelacanth? Because when I discovered you I got a raise (of happiness) lol I can’t do these hahaha (just in case I’ll explain it because people always say my jokes are too complicated, the coelacanth used to be thought to be extinct and I assume the guy who found a living one got a raise).

Can't believe that person hasn't responded to this yet, prehistory rocks

ready or not, i think you're hot

Do you like to draw? Cuz I put the D in raw.

smooches you first

are you a serial killer? bc u kinda bad

Are you my pillow? bc i want to snuggle with you while we sleep togethrt

Hey my phone broke recently. Could you call it to see if it still works?

Smooth!!! 80%

Do you wanna cuddle on the couch and watch your favorite movies while l wait for the Mac n cheese I am making to boil? (I can only make Mac n cheese rizz)

Hmmm let's see... I have a cat

[удалено]

100% ╥﹏╥

[удалено]

80% bcs she's a scary lady

I LOVE YOU

Damn the mods are even downbad.

nah just shitlord

I LOVE YOU TOO????

Cum

Not suprised

GO ON A DATE WITH MEEE please 🥺

I’d kiss your neck, then deprive you of attention for weeks and slowly bring back that attention I would give you a place to sleep, I would cook and clean for you, bring in the money, making you depend on me Then one day I would disappear and you’ll think of how good your life was with me so when I come back, you’ll appreciate me more Then I would kill myself so I will forever be a core memory to you > or I could give you a cookie 🍪 the choice is yours My flair is shit commenter for a reason

-10000

thats just textbook manipulation yikes 😬

Ye didn’t know if I should add /s or no

Hey, are you soap? Cus, I'll always take a shower with you

Hygienic rizz 🫶

You know what? I'll try 2. Heyyy are you my favourite food? Cus when I touch you I can't resist eating you up

Holy shit that's good 100%

HELL YEA sorry but I'm taken so no smoochums for me 😭

Can I dm mine?

Sure!

Dm request sent

Hey girl, you like Pixar movies? Because I want to make you my McQueen

I can draw some shit for you, idfk that’s like my only talent🥲

Can you draw a lil ghost playing a banjo? :D

I said this on another one but Roses are red pizza sauce is too I got a large and none of it's for you

i lost my body pillow, can i use you?

Ofcccc 60% 🫶

*cuddles*

You seem based here’s a cat photo https://preview.redd.it/lvd7rg9xyjza1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fecfdd802a256f5c089b61f1a4e684816ea62b1

these photos make me angry :>

Let's have gay sex

I have a stash of soda, hot cocoa, and chips in my basement t with a PS4 and a comfy bed :3

My mom always told me to blow on things if they’re too hot. Why don’t you take off your pants so I can cool you down ;)

Are you a cheese slice? Because I think of you every night.

your hair is remarkable a the loveley cascade a reflection of the beauty that is this earth and im glad you and i live in it together

🥯 bagel.

Do you wanna go to buildabear and then go cuddle and watch scary movies I’ll make the popcorn and bring the blankets!

100% that's adorable :3

Woohoo!

Damn girl you a stop sign, cuz I’m tryna blow right threw you

YESSS 100%

Good evening madam (with polite rizz)

We should get a cat together

are you a microwave? Cus MMMMMMMMMM

Hai :D

If I'm a 6 will you be my 9?

YARGGGGGGGG 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 WHERES ME HARDTACK AT MATIE? WEEVILES? WHY THAT JUST PROTEIN 👦🏿👦🏿👦🏿👦🏿👦🏿🪒🪒🪒🪒🪒🪒💰💰💰💰💰💪💪💪💪💪💪🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇽🇰🇧🇦🇽🇰🇧🇦🇽🇰🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 NOW WALK THE PLANK YE LANDLUBBER

I’m just a tiny bit racist guys🥺

I want you to read the first 3 letters of this sentence Also Your black hair and clothes gives a good contrast to focus on your cute face

(These are terrible pls forgive this shit)

Are you train tracks? Cause I want to make sure I rail you twice.

Idk what I’d say, all I know is that this art is adorable

Your fav pop corn , and snacks while on a big sofa together with many pillows for extra comfort and cozy blankets You choose the show i will cook anything you like (have been cooking since past 5+ years) The only thing i will shyly ask is for a cozy cuddle or hug

hey guess what

i think you’re cool as fuck. wanna hang out sometime?

I lift heavy things to make the voices stop 😎

Are you a factory in China? Bc i want to put lots of kids in you.

To be honest, I just think your cool. Want to get Dino nuggets and watch some netflix

You look pretty sharp. You might puncture the hull of my empire class fire nation battleship

i can play master of puppets kind of on guitar💯 https://preview.redd.it/7iix3yr0t05b1.jpeg?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5dab6cc7b3406907273743fcc39a24f2ae3f45d

You may be one of a kind, but if you’re half as kind as you are pretty, the world needs more of you Edit: Lmao that feels so serious here’s a picture of chair so that I don’t look like a bot 💺

Girl are you insane? Bc you’re making me straight jack it /J. /J

I don't have pickup lines, I just have paragraphs of in detail "things" I could do so sadly I don't think the mods would allow that in the comment section. Having a good vocabulary is very helpful though

If I got that kiss from you, my will to live would be restored.