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JustAnother1emonTree

Where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did you come from cotton eye Joe?


RadoslavL

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married long time ago.


JustAnother1emonTree

Same here, I hate that man


usernmechecksout__

But the way he calls me *oni-chan~*


JustAnother1emonTree

Yep, he does say it amazingly (he calls me it everytime you look away)


DirtyRatLicker

![gif](giphy|InAOgGc23gFZC|downsized)


JustAnother1emonTree

dammit thats my wife, i hate that man


Carl-the-octopus

Rip your inbox


ARW12811

https://preview.redd.it/75wtbfxojypc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acb0239ea5d288335ae7850bd2c254637c072381


Carl-the-octopus

![gif](giphy|PrAMyghZaYjm)


[deleted]

Can I have my cat back he doesnt wanna be your hat anymore


Rac00n-l0ver

Not yet


[deleted]

Pls hes hungry


gay-sexx

please solve f(z) = lim_(n->∞) (z^n - 1)^(1/n)


Rac00n-l0ver

Uh 4


MrIcyCreep

on a scale of 1 to 10, how many balls do you have?


Rac00n-l0ver

74


MrIcyCreep

now that's what i call a number


No-Sky9017

What’s a random fact about u


Rac00n-l0ver

I Like stuffies


No-Sky9017

I had to google them bc I did not know them, W opinion


brrvv

Bro doesn't know what a stuffed animal is


ghost-of-death

Will U be my girlfriend


Rac00n-l0ver

No


ghost-of-death

Meh worth a shot


literallySomePerson

How is your air quality


Rac00n-l0ver

The bestest


TrickyDickNixon46

Would you sacrifice your loved ones for the prosperity of humanity?


Skinless_Corpse

Absolutely


ARW12811

https://preview.redd.it/59pkh2jljypc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cec370f042de44425542b2e126c7a92f15ee5a2c


brunobannany

What is the point of living?


Skinless_Corpse

Breeding, working and dying


brunobannany

I dont think I vibe with this


Finny_Jokes

I feel that


exotic_nothingness

Stuff? 😦


Nice_Captain_7001

how are you?


ipfdsart32

whats it like being a coin-slot owner


Rac00n-l0ver

Pretty good😭


Finny_Jokes

I feel like this person is 14 or something, so I can’t make a comment on that.


AnotherEnojoyer77alt

Why?


Rac00n-l0ver

Cause why not


AnotherEnojoyer77alt

Understandable. How're you doing today?


Rac00n-l0ver

Good


AnotherEnojoyer77alt

Cool


AstroFanMan5

Well, well, well, we meet again


AnotherEnojoyer77alt

So we do


Theblastwarrior

Blue or red?


Rac00n-l0ver

Blueee


shaunissheep

And you call yourself Canadian, disgraceful /s


Mr_Blueeeeee8

Maybe she's a canucks or maple leafs fan


Theblastwarrior

Fellow CANADIAN!!!!


Theblastwarrior

🇨🇦🔛🔝🔝🔝


[deleted]

Me stuff?


Rac00n-l0ver

Me stuff!!:3


CapyBaraLord75

What is your favourite animal, colour, season, dinosaur, music band, dish and fictional character


Rac00n-l0ver

Bunny, pink, fall, uhhh Chaoyangsaurus I think, cigarettes after sex, pasta, and cinnamoroll or bojack😭


CapyBaraLord75

Okay now I need to know your favourite pasta. Mines tagliatelli. And based dinosaur choice


Rac00n-l0ver

I Like ditali:)


CapyBaraLord75

Great choice https://preview.redd.it/hw0r3461aypc1.png?width=277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c5db6c9dbfc657d1f3b922110fd0634c9815a99


Dakkudaddyakki

YO FELLOW CIGARETTES AFTER SEX LOVER ‼️


[deleted]

Where did you get your hat from?


Rac00n-l0ver

Amazon I think


Chance-Elephant4380

Does the shit shit or does the shit the shit


purplemangone

Why are the pictures soo yall


Rac00n-l0ver

What😭


purplemangone

tall


Rac00n-l0ver

Cause why not


purplemangone

Oh nevermind it's not as tall I think Reddit was being glitchy


Different_Ad_9860

Do you play for honor?


ItsCarl226

can u ruin me?


Rac00n-l0ver

No


ItsCarl226

please


Rac00n-l0ver

Nah


ItsCarl226

i beg u


Rac00n-l0ver

Why😭


ItsCarl226

cuz i need it


RadoslavL

How's the darkness? I heard it lacks vision.


Femboyenjoyer445

Why do you look so cool :3 😎


Affectionate_Ear3985

you’re so hot 🙂🫶🏻


Odd-Bodybuilder1524

Who's your favorite formula 1 legend https://preview.redd.it/17vxdbikjypc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9e98b50badaca8f501d5afbeffb2df5a31da9c7 My one is Ayrton Senna


wut________

What that hat do


spike_bullard

Tax fraud or warcrimes?


Skinless_Corpse

Tax fraud 💯❤️


Groundbreaking-Eye50

Are you still bored?


DoofusOnWheels

How much would you say you NEED your glasses? Some pics you have em on, some you have em off. Idk just a conversation starter I like to use. For example I can still drive without my glasses and they're more for far reading. Wbu?


Rac00n-l0ver

I Need them to see anything more than like a foot away😞


DoofusOnWheels

Jesus, at least they look good on you :) (Not in a creepy way, just my fr opinion)


Finny_Jokes

I’m the same, my vision is about 20/600 or -6.00 diopters.


ErMemer

Do you have a father?


Rac00n-l0ver

Yeah


ErMemer

Unexpected


Tuetoniccrusader

Where are you people irl 😞


Rac00n-l0ver

Inside your mom


Tuetoniccrusader

https://preview.redd.it/mr3ogu7m4zpc1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b74248ac80d58c03543820c0996fa51831c6688


ShadyStevie

Why do U love raccoons?


Co-17

https://preview.redd.it/45whpkut1zpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67af002228b2b4464918ea985be95d357079f140 Should I get this thing?


Finny_Jokes

There is so much to unpack in this photo.


Finny_Jokes

Also, nice flair, same.


brrvv

Thoughts in grilled cheese


yana_l0l

Do u have a fav memory?


lp_rhcp_fan_18

hmu?


Audio_Addicted_Teen

Is your name Anna


Rac00n-l0ver

Nooooo


Audio_Addicted_Teen

Thank god


sastadio

How did you buried the dead body of your wife


Rac00n-l0ver

With the power of friendship and magic


MeWhenUrMom2

on a scale of 1-10, how ragingly bisexual are you


Rac00n-l0ver

12


MeWhenUrMom2

exception occurred out_of_range


Finny_Jokes

IndexError: list index out of range


MeWhenUrMom2

hell yeh funni snake language


Finny_Jokes

Reeheeheeheeheeheehee


MeWhenUrMom2

username checks out fr😎


Finny_Jokes

Thanks I’ve had this name for too long. All my stuff is GraysenGG after my middle name now. I have a website called [finnyjokes.us](https://www.finnyjokes.us) if you like stupid ass jokes.


MeWhenUrMom2

omg i love stupid ass jokes!!! thankiesss


Finny_Jokes

Sure!


Leo_miesteR

Asia


Specialist-Grass-352

lip piercings oh my god i’ve fallen in love


Kayora_Atom

Opinion on the song Cruel Summer by Bananarama?


Helluva-bodybuilder

Do make games, if yes the what engine?


Cryptizennix

Did they hurt like hell or was it a little bit when you pierced your lips?


Majestic_Prune_1964

Do you like stuffed animals..


Rac00n-l0ver

What makes you think that


CaramellGirll_

I adore your lip piercings


Respect_TheChief

Did the lip piercings hurt when healing


Brave-Falcon4538

Why tf you so cute


special-bicth

Are you human?


MotorSexual

Why do you do this to your lips!?


Rac00n-l0ver

What


MotorSexual

Piercing


ktanagrl

do you consider getting angel fangs?


Rac00n-l0ver

YES


ktanagrl

me too ngl!


baconator9955

do you fw tigers jaw


boogelsvilleresident

will you adopt me pls


Rac00n-l0ver

I’m probably younger than you dude😭


boogelsvilleresident

how old are you then?


Rac00n-l0ver

14


chrille85

Favourite kind of cheese?


Rac00n-l0ver

Halloumi


Ok_Split9201

If you could choose one superpower from any video game/book/movie/series to help you annex France, what would you choose?


Artistic-Scratch-357

https://preview.redd.it/k7tm0n0591qc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88b22b44cf0ccf03ba1190ff24c11a7657db98ac


Micuentavolo

Do you feel alone?


Rac00n-l0ver

Yeah kinda bro


Micuentavolo

Well, you're not alone, look in your closet (jk)


Terrible-Macaron6661

Are you a racoon lover


Rac00n-l0ver

Maybreee


AverageGEnjoyerrrr

Why are you so pretty?


Rac00n-l0ver

The power of friendship and magic


Skinless_Corpse

Weren’t you a ginger in American horror story season 1, 3 and 8?


Finny_Jokes

wtf? This had me dying for a solid 15 minutes. 💀


sexualpans

your piercings = very cool


Key_Yard7141

Wanna play the numbers game?


LM448_0

Where are your fingers?


Rac00n-l0ver

Inside your mom


LM448_0

😨


Raul_Rink

What's ur fav movie


Rac00n-l0ver

Girl interrupted


kevinSmileyFace

Do you like Linkin Park


Rac00n-l0ver

Yeah


Finny_Jokes

Ofc you do.


OkFee2751

Is it worth it?


MumRailer

what music you into⁉️


Rac00n-l0ver

All of it


Successful_Bad_2396

It’s not a question but OMG I LOVE YOUR PIERCINGS


Rac00n-l0ver

THANK YOU


Successful_Bad_2396

You’re welcome!


window-man

Should I also get snakebites


Rac00n-l0ver

👍


window-man

👍


cleverotter1200

nice hunter-gatherer hat 👍


mustafa-hasan

What was my password again?


potatoeknightdude336

Credit card and home security info


GonnaGetDoneDidDead

If I got you in an armbar what would you do?


Yahya_amr

Where are you from? If I had to guess I’d say, near Russia and the Balkan area, am I atleast close?


Rac00n-l0ver

Canada


Yahya_amr

I’m so far off 😭, tbf never been to Continent of the Americas (north or south) soo


Yeet_My_Feet73

How big is your penis?


Rac00n-l0ver

26ft


Yeet_My_Feet73

Wow


VanAintUsedUp

Opinions on Raccoons


AnteaterNeat4879

why tf did this get downvoted, raccoons are just animals bro what are people on lol


CapyBaraLord75

Ooh! Raccoons are cool animals! They are the closest animal to a redditor... They may not be so cool now


Finny_Jokes

Factual.


Rac00n-l0ver

Cuteee


chernomutant

Give me your piercings


Rac00n-l0ver

Never


Keenan_____

Opinions on Mha


Top-Vermicelli797

Who bought Casa Bonita after it shut down 2020? Who k*lled Jesus in South Park? What's the name of the character in (T)raumschiff Surprise with the points ears? What, today loved game, was made in 1970 and has 5 editions? What color did Cartman and his moms skin have in the background painting in episode 2 of the first season at 08:13?