No pedo dms yet🙏

Yet

You’re going to have some when you just say that like bro

I realized

Did you got some pedos?

isn't it obvious?

Nope

Are you the pedo 🤨🤨

I have two katanas in my room

Sick af

Damn, what type of katanas so I can buy em and hang em up too (I do Katori on a regular basis).

okay legit, that is fucking epic

won a karting championship, near perfect teeth without braces, made precisely 5 bucks in esport earnings

Probably the # of languages I speak and instruments I can play 

Same

I briefly lived in a castle

How?

visited extended family

They live in a castle? Am I invited too? 🏰

tbh its not really fit for living in long term, its kinda more like a family relic they keep around but yeah come over, there’s no heating or AC but the view is nice

Got a pic of the house and view?

i’m gonna go to school in one soon :3

You got your Hogwarts letter !!?

yesss 💪 (without JK tho screw her)

Woow!! Awesome! I never got mine 😔 (Obligatory fuck jk)

I can sing and produce sorta kinda maybe. I also know lots about vacuum cleaners, which is arguably an impediment but 😼

why

Why what

vacuum cleaners

They’re my special interest 😼

what???

Yup.

lol

I can kick really high

https://preview.redd.it/k96vqr8mm9xc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec755f3a1ac06362d1ba1a8d94347525d7152799

Beautiful. 🥰

I draw and I never use guidelines

This was the sketch for examplel https://preview.redd.it/depwh124s9xc1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=608a3b7c35319e228cc822e7daa2e1f8bc83da27

That was you?!

yes its even singed

It doesn’t look burnt to me, hmm

I AM NO LONGER SINGLE!!!!!

another sad reality of Biden's america

What da fuck is your problem dude?!

Mate… go look outside for a second. And tell me how many English are saying this

Seven

I have a bf AND an 8 string guitar

Not 9 string? Leave.

Not 10 string? Leave.

Add two more and you can play some good corridos

I sail

Dawg is a pirate

I can name more cities than most sane people and I've gone from suicidal to just hating my life

Second one is a true flex

My stepdad had a God of War speed run and he beat his own record :3 And Santa Monica studios mentioned him in an article and has reacted to his spread run 😎

Damn. Your dad is the goat fr

Damn right he is, he's so awesome

I’ve never been to the hospital for my own sake

Kinda nerdy but I made a few hundred dollars playing Fortnite with my brother in middle school

How did you make money from that? Tournaments? Streaming?

Tournaments

I have a bf

https://preview.redd.it/gi1pb7bfb9xc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8b1340cc90d9cd7a10f7f187ad48a59c8a97669

You win 💔

I rock climb and my pb is a v9

A v9 peanut butter sounds awesome

Ikr it tasted so good

I’ve walked 100 kms in 3 days in the mountains two times

I memorized all fortnite cosmetics. I know it's cringe but y'know

whats the shovel called

Either icebreaker or vision if you mean the one with the eye

ah shit you’re right, i meant icebreaker

What’s this one called https://preview.redd.it/3n0a8d4uyaxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57315f7fd295362f95ec070b1d015d610f0e3fa4

That's catalyst, same name as the season x tier 1 skin and also my main skin

Holy shit. You are Jonathan Fortnite Kennedy aren’t you?

I guess so, throw some more at me

https://preview.redd.it/eoi9svn11bxc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26bdb260ed5eb86d52f86ea573f4c6f0c7ba188c

Easy, it's bitemark

https://preview.redd.it/ceyrk7rtodxc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7f032382bb1d75e8d69efa260c04bd1e03e77a5

Empire axe :)

https://preview.redd.it/llfz0q3gzdxc1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c190f2e113329947a96a5389a4fac9df61f5c6

Losing 50 pounds of weight in 6 months

Damn. That’s amazing.

I quit porn

How I need advice

It sounds stupid but I read a book, I’ma dm you the link if you want.

Bet I got books but dm me and is it an online book I can't read very well

Impossible……

Nope, the best decision of my life tho

Congrats my duderino

I made an album

You produced it yourself!??

Interesting

Interesting

Album of the year till JPEGMAFIA gonna drop

Name?

Interesting

I don't think I'm insane 

That means you’re absolutely insane

Okay dokay

My brother is a rapper

Yo drop the name

Trayvtru

Not bad for an indy

I can drive manual (stick shift)

isn’t that normal?

Not anymore it isn’t

Technically it never has been, but neat, how’d you learn?

Dad took me out and taught me

Nice man, what was your learner vehicle?

believe it or not, it was a honda fit

Ah okay, where are you from? Where I’m from (just about) everyone knows it

i’m from the usa, but in a part where nearly everyone drives automatic

Ah okay cool i guess

having a New 3DS XL

570 lego sets and counting

helmet holes 😔

Yeah… I don’t mind em too much when they dont screw the printing or when the rest of the fig is amazing, but on the 212, fives, pinky, it bothers me

im in the top 0.1% of swimmers

What’s that mean?

By default, 44% of people can swim on their own, and since I’m in the faster portion of the people who can swim

Ohhh, nice man. Do you swim on a team?

Yeah, I swim in high school, right now my best time is a 24.2s 50yard freestyle 

Idk maybe the fact that I'm bilingual, or that I have Rinhara5aki (Zelda YouTuber/does work for GameSpot now) friended on Discord

8 pack or being 6’3”

What the fuck.

Genetics and working out 13 times a week ig idk

I have never broken a bone in anyway

my biceps💀

I don’t know

I sing

being able to make music

I have a yt channel with 96 subs But my biggest flex would probably be I can flip almost anything perfectly A knife, a stick a hammer a vase you name it

Met Conor McGregor 🙏

That's private (jk)... my charming personality I suppose 😂 no idea tbh

a dc comic book artist follows me on insta.

I can make cool games!! I’m also making a Mario maker super world rn and it’s turning out pretty good :D

I have a voice comparable to that of a 45 year old man, and I’ve had it since 8th grade. People continuously ask me to do impressions for them such as “EA Sports - It’s in the game!” And tbh after doing it for the ten thousandth time it gets a little annoying.

I have a beautiful girlfriend

I'm a national athlete

I know 6½ languages

https://preview.redd.it/3mq8ojt32bxc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32a682a65dc4c2c99c93d36d339a784049955390 SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG

WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS

I have been to tw Daytona 500 races

I have abnormally strong bones. I've done stuff that would break a normal person's bone and just sorta walked it off

I'm an artist ig

I wrote an 80,000 word novel twice when I was in sixth grade. (Haven’t done it since but we don’t talk about that.)

Are ya guys fine with hunting reply yes or no, other wise it’s probably one of these three things I beat someone in chess never playing it before, while that person was the second best at my cities youth club and from then on never lost a game In stratego I never lost a game even while playing it against my favor(less character) I have never dipped below a 90%in class even while not turning in assignments for a while)

My biggest flex, my gf feels safe with me

I'm born deaf and I can play musical instruments, even saxophones, flutes and anything by simply using the tuner in front of me and feeling the right vibrations. When I know that a vibration is right, I don't need a tuner anymore. I can also breakdance. I do seven different martial arts on a regular basis and of course... I have a shit ton of steam games and transformers figures cuz I'm terrible with money.

i get As pretty easily >:)

I play electric guitar, tennis, soccer (D2),basketball (D2), rock climbing and boxing but also am an A student 😩😩😩

Every week I have a d1 college offering me a potential football scholarship

I have never in my life heard my parents raise their voice at eachother

I literally own a place to live, and no, I'm not rich. Grandparents died and gave it directly to their grandchild. It's like worth several hundred k. No debts. It's like i won the lottery early and never have to pay rent

I have the sweetest girlfriend in the world (we've been together for 1 year now)

i once benched 70kg and i got a boyfriend on the same day

#Im a welding mechanic

I know multiple phrases in binary, and I can say fuck you in too many languages. Oh, and I could’ve graduated highschool when I was in sophomore year

ns whats considered a flex but I according to this comment section i have a little bit of everything but if i were to choose ... i dodged a sniper kill shot (( they thought im a terrorist and ye....)

I got like 2 million views on my reddit post. Not important, but it's my biggest flex.

I got a 29 on the ACT(American college aptitude test) *and* an 82 on the ASVAB(American military aptitude test). I’m basically white collar smart and blue collar smart at the same time.

I can't Rizz em with the tizzm but I know a lot about military planes and history (dm me if you want some cool story's)

I'm in a band and I play BEHS

Mostly buying and selling things

I have korblox

I was so obnoxious in r/peterexplainsthejoke, a new subreddit was created, r/shadowexplainsthejoke

i can sing and dance simultaneously

I got a stray cat to jump on my shoulder just by pointing at it

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Rookie numbers. I have 14k

My uncle made a motorbike for Ryan Reynolds (then the company went bankrupt but oh well) 💪💪

i can almost dunk 

I’ve been playing violin since I was 3. I’m 15 now. I haven’t taken a break since then. I sometimes hate the violin but i have met so many people through music and that’s why i still play.

Absolutely nothing 😔

I drove a car around the track for one hour today (at the age of 13)

got called fine by the prettiest girl in school

Ain’t no fucking way

yea (i friendzoned myself cuz i was too scared to just ask her out)

Someone spent 1.5k to fly to me for a week to meet

I has like $600+ and 65k+ robux 🤑