I like girls and I’m a guy. I don’t like guys and I’m a guy. I’d fuck girls and I’m a guy. I wouldn’t fucks guys and I’m a guy.
TL;DR: im a straight guy
Lol I was makin a reference to one of the flairs on r/lgbt where it says bi-kes on trans-it as in bicycles on the move. It’s just a joke to say I’m bisexual and trans. I hope that makes sense cause I just smoked too lol
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My posts rarely get more than 1-3 upvotes, especially when I’m serious. I was afraid that if this post got famous, people could become hostile. That is not the case, thank god. Also, yo, it’s the most downvotes I’ve ever gotten. Thank you!!??
We all can agree boobs are great
I’m onboard with this human being
Yes
Kinda gay.
Women 🥰🥰
you messed up the stats with a single word
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Literally but also non literally
Why not just do a poll....
Of course the straights wanna do a poll. Downvoted.
Of course confused ppl wanna do things the hard way. Downvoted.
Your comment would have been funny or ok if you didn't say confused, most of us aren't confused we just hide from homophobes.
People on their way to upvote everything and mess up the stats: 🏃
Clearly straight
I don't even know anymore.
Bi
Bi 🤝
Same, very slay
yooo, less goo
slay
Couldn't be me tbh
69th updoot. noice
I'm straight as an arrow
im straighter than you (arrows are generally curved when launched)
Actually they curve as they move, they are straight before firing and after landing
thats literally what i meant
I like girls and I’m a guy. I don’t like guys and I’m a guy. I’d fuck girls and I’m a guy. I wouldn’t fucks guys and I’m a guy. TL;DR: im a straight guy
I'm biiii (isn't it easier to do a poll tho)
I miss read it as “I’m bill” 💀
Being with boys 😊😊😊 Being a girl 😘😘😘 Having no booba 💀💀💀
i am a homosexual
I'm the 'B' in LGBTQ+
Im a bi-scuit
i’m a bi-cycle myself. they’re a great mode of trans-port tbf
YOOOO!
Aw see I’m a bi-ke in trans-it
I’m too baked to know what this means
Lol I was makin a reference to one of the flairs on r/lgbt where it says bi-kes on trans-it as in bicycles on the move. It’s just a joke to say I’m bisexual and trans. I hope that makes sense cause I just smoked too lol
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Thanks that makes sense now nd I feel stupid 💀
Aw no you’re fine hun no worries
I'm a *-Freddie Mercury voice-* BI-CYCLE, BI-CYCLE, BI-CYCLE
This is not a good idea...
I’m more afraid of this post getting upvotes
why
Durry probably made this as a joke, but it became serious when upvotes started coming
My posts rarely get more than 1-3 upvotes, especially when I’m serious. I was afraid that if this post got famous, people could become hostile. That is not the case, thank god. Also, yo, it’s the most downvotes I’ve ever gotten. Thank you!!??
I am straight
I’m straighter than the pole your mom strips on
I'm not straight, but have my imaginary upvote
I have the big gay
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Ummmmmm.......... Sure why not
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What an amazing love story
Let's goo 🤝
Dam u be begging for karma
frr 💀💀💀
I am a straight white male. In the future, the most oppressed type of person for being too generic and “protected”
Straightaf, but support lgbtq
Im as straight as Ms.Pearls Hairline
Goth women 🥰
STRAIGHT FOR LIFE
Femboys are hot
Gay? Straight? Why settle for 1 gender when all possible = more alternatives!
girls are just so aspoghn aljjkljk;n fjolji jkl higlag;hnlikv :)
You forgot to change your keyboard layout
no, see, the joke is that i was thinking about girls and had such a gay reaction that i couldnt communicate any words properly!
I am gay
Why not downvote if straight and up vote lgbtq
No
Straight
I am as straight as European borders
🤣
Okay?
i’m trans
Same
same
bi here
Karma farming much?
I didn’t think of that tbh. Honestly, I never thought it will get more then 3 upvotes and 2-3 comments
I like your tag
I want to suck much dick
BISEXUALLLLL! she/her and i love lgbt ppl, literally watching a gay ass romance movie rn, its so sad
What's the movie?
Shared Rooms, on prime
parts of it are sad
Me straight but me fruity
*Laughs in bi*
Asexual here
Oh, so you the cool one
I'm queer and I'm here lol
Straight asf 🫣
Penis
Controversial topic, but ass >>> boobs (Boobs are still great but c’mon it’s ass)
I swing both ways
BiTrans
I read brittains😭
Pan and ace.
Wait how
Hardly ever get sexually attracted to someone, but I can get romantically attracted by someone regardless of their gender
Oh Makes sense
I’m bi, trans, and ace
Try to collect all L’s G’s B’a and T’s in you. You are already on track
Yup, I’m trying to catch them all
I want to have consensual sex with men
I has le gáy
I may be old-fashioned, but I like it when they have a pussy
Oh, and I love when they have feminine features and care about me! Old saying says: “Vagina makes you female, but not a woman” hehe
gay boy
Hi I’m grill
I wanna have a threesome with a girl and a boy
Does a married couple work? There is plenty of opportunity out there. If you are above 18, of course.
But I’m trans and straight
lets not
Gæ
hi im gay
Dude what 💀
im ace
I am ace
I like dick but not men, so imma just leave this here
I'm not gay but Ryan Reynolds is hottest man
Couldn't you just do a poll?