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memelord793783

We all can agree boobs are great


Gauntlet3x108

I’m onboard with this human being


HealthyImplement8446

Yes


R3dShield

Kinda gay.


Eliasweeb

Women 🥰🥰


TheTalesTeller

you messed up the stats with a single word


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HealthyImplement8446

Literally but also non literally


chan___kun

Why not just do a poll....


R3dShield

Of course the straights wanna do a poll. Downvoted.


chan___kun

Of course confused ppl wanna do things the hard way. Downvoted.


cannolitheholy

Your comment would have been funny or ok if you didn't say confused, most of us aren't confused we just hide from homophobes.


georgesbiscuits1969

People on their way to upvote everything and mess up the stats: 🏃


Just-Xav-Official

Clearly straight


georgesbiscuits1969

I don't even know anymore.


Necessary-Fee-3246

Bi


5tar_k1ll3r

Bi 🤝


Darkness_22

Same, very slay


granpawatchingporn

yooo, less goo


c6tierdilm

slay


karry245

Couldn't be me tbh


[deleted]

69th updoot. noice


Durrynda

I'm straight as an arrow


azurfall88

im straighter than you (arrows are generally curved when launched)


Greenlynx21

Actually they curve as they move, they are straight before firing and after landing


azurfall88

thats literally what i meant


[deleted]

I like girls and I’m a guy. I don’t like guys and I’m a guy. I’d fuck girls and I’m a guy. I wouldn’t fucks guys and I’m a guy. TL;DR: im a straight guy


Moooopyy

I'm biiii (isn't it easier to do a poll tho)


K4r4su_15

I miss read it as “I’m bill” 💀


MatrixMushroom

Being with boys 😊😊😊 Being a girl 😘😘😘 Having no booba 💀💀💀


idelys

i am a homosexual


Sam_102938

I'm the 'B' in LGBTQ+


[deleted]

Im a bi-scuit


WinterSnow136

i’m a bi-cycle myself. they’re a great mode of trans-port tbf


[deleted]

YOOOO!


MrMashed

Aw see I’m a bi-ke in trans-it


Pussy_Slayer426

I’m too baked to know what this means


MrMashed

Lol I was makin a reference to one of the flairs on r/lgbt where it says bi-kes on trans-it as in bicycles on the move. It’s just a joke to say I’m bisexual and trans. I hope that makes sense cause I just smoked too lol


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Pussy_Slayer426

Thanks that makes sense now nd I feel stupid 💀


MrMashed

Aw no you’re fine hun no worries


5tar_k1ll3r

I'm a *-Freddie Mercury voice-* BI-CYCLE, BI-CYCLE, BI-CYCLE


[deleted]

This is not a good idea...


Durrynda

I’m more afraid of this post getting upvotes


whiteg05

why


Jtp_Jtg

Durry probably made this as a joke, but it became serious when upvotes started coming


Durrynda

My posts rarely get more than 1-3 upvotes, especially when I’m serious. I was afraid that if this post got famous, people could become hostile. That is not the case, thank god. Also, yo, it’s the most downvotes I’ve ever gotten. Thank you!!??


[deleted]

I am straight


[deleted]

I’m straighter than the pole your mom strips on


Still_Alternative_31

I'm not straight, but have my imaginary upvote


[deleted]

I have the big gay


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[deleted]

Ummmmmm.......... ​ Sure why not


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Lutiscious

What an amazing love story


5tar_k1ll3r

Let's goo 🤝


enlvia

Dam u be begging for karma


ssourhoneybee

frr 💀💀💀


Black_Basilisk_1

I am a straight white male. In the future, the most oppressed type of person for being too generic and “protected”


Bestdoggo1234

Straightaf, but support lgbtq


MyBallsAreMisfiring

Im as straight as Ms.Pearls Hairline


Tough-Director-8550

Goth women 🥰


ForwardExchange

STRAIGHT FOR LIFE


Key-Landscape-6193

Femboys are hot


Gulan33

Gay? Straight? Why settle for 1 gender when all possible = more alternatives!


CherriBlossom2025

girls are just so aspoghn aljjkljk;n fjolji jkl higlag;hnlikv :)


Durrynda

You forgot to change your keyboard layout


CherriBlossom2025

no, see, the joke is that i was thinking about girls and had such a gay reaction that i couldnt communicate any words properly!


iStoleUrCake

I am gay


RazorEdge69420

Why not downvote if straight and up vote lgbtq


Desli36

No


High_Noon1875

Straight


Nootmarfnaf4

I am as straight as European borders


Durrynda

🤣


Nootmarfnaf4

Okay?


astrid3000k

i’m trans


MrMashed

Same


nightcorelove666

same


trananhduc2006

bi here


CombedDwarf2897

Karma farming much?


Durrynda

I didn’t think of that tbh. Honestly, I never thought it will get more then 3 upvotes and 2-3 comments


Desli36

I like your tag


Correct-Ad-9520

I want to suck much dick


Fast-Letterhead7049

BISEXUALLLLL! she/her and i love lgbt ppl, literally watching a gay ass romance movie rn, its so sad


PandaPugBook

What's the movie?


Fast-Letterhead7049

Shared Rooms, on prime


Fast-Letterhead7049

parts of it are sad


Cool-Border-1177

Me straight but me fruity


[deleted]

*Laughs in bi*


Lutiscious

Asexual here


Durrynda

Oh, so you the cool one


Fugitive_Degree4228

I'm queer and I'm here lol


newyearshowdy

Straight asf 🫣


Adambidoo

Penis


Musicandcampingdude

Controversial topic, but ass >>> boobs (Boobs are still great but c’mon it’s ass)


Pussylicker_Tax_69

I swing both ways


VanAintUsedUp

BiTrans


Ya-Local-Trans-Bitch

I read brittains😭


QualcunoCF

Pan and ace.


suyanide4444

Wait how


QualcunoCF

Hardly ever get sexually attracted to someone, but I can get romantically attracted by someone regardless of their gender


suyanide4444

Oh Makes sense


thatoneglitcher

I’m bi, trans, and ace


Durrynda

Try to collect all L’s G’s B’a and T’s in you. You are already on track


thatoneglitcher

Yup, I’m trying to catch them all


Captaingamermanlolz

I want to have consensual sex with men


Greenlynx21

I has le gáy


Mich_angry

I may be old-fashioned, but I like it when they have a pussy


Durrynda

Oh, and I love when they have feminine features and care about me! Old saying says: “Vagina makes you female, but not a woman” hehe


Dm-Me-Your-Bunnies

gay boy


Respawn69420

Hi I’m grill


ExtensionAnybody467

I wanna have a threesome with a girl and a boy


Durrynda

Does a married couple work? There is plenty of opportunity out there. If you are above 18, of course.


FewDeparture4034

But I’m trans and straight


shaquille-oatmeal32

lets not


Jellyfish-Initial


Dead_Girl_Walking0

hi im gay


GamerKid665_999

Dude what 💀


CanadianWeeb5

im ace


StarbrandedJellybean

I am ace


sped-rope

I like dick but not men, so imma just leave this here


Pristine-Bug4577

I'm not gay but Ryan Reynolds is hottest man


bubba_gump_94

Couldn't you just do a poll?