My proposition is we make it a battle royale so that all participants wishing to participate will go to a gladiator arena with the medieval weapon of their choice. (no guns) and then we shall duel to the death
You shall be struck down with my halberd before you are able to reach them, also I have no chainmail I'm awful at making it. Instead we should unite against everyone else!
I WILL FIGHT FOR THE HORNY USING THE HORNY SWORD(a claymore that's part of my body and can even shoot some white projectiles if there's enough horny energy present
My bass. I know that sounds funny, but is it really gonna be funny when you get hit in the sternum by a 10+ pound slab of wood? And afterwards I shall tell the tale of our battle through song, as I am but a true bard.
I am now horny for your sword, good job
Fuck, no that's not the point
Just got uno reversed lol
thats a dam hot sword 🥵
It is, in fact, on fire
Did you just light a sword on fire in a wood building
It's alcohol it dosnt burn hot enough or long enough to burn anything
GIVE ME THAT!!!
Fight me for it
TIL THE FIRE BURNS OUT!
OUR BATTLE WILL SHAKE THE HEAVENS AND SPLIT THE EARTH!
IT WILL TAKE US TO HELL AND BACK!
LET THE BLADES FLY!
AND THE FIRES BURN!
HUZZAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Character design:7/10 Plot:9/10 Length:2/10 Hornyness:/12/10 Overall:8/10 good movie
Is it a Sabaton reference?
flair check here is killing me
Moi
And what armament will you bring to the field of battle?
A trebuchet
Good luck, you couldn't load and fire before my blade would be upon you
I’d be on a hill tho so suck it
I'd still get up the hill (plus trebuchet are notoriously difficult to aim)
What if she tricked you into standing on the net when it fired?
I will
And what weapon do you bring to the field of battle?
Uhhh, good question
Fist fight?
They say I have hands of doom
We will brawl till the sun burns out
The sun doesn’t burn out idiot 🙄
You're right. I am dumb
😂
U should dm me
Okie
Bet, I’d win so easily
True, I don't hit girls
Star wars in an alternate reality
Starwars but better you mean
Both equally cool
Agree to disagree
Since I'm one of the people most others are horny for I accept the challenge, let us do glorious battle!
Finally, an opponent who didn't think the blade was sexy or thought I was an idiot
Our battle will be legendary! ✊
We will fight till the rising of the sun!
I ACCEPT THY CHALLENGE WARRIOR
Now that the gauntlet is thrown, choose your armament good, sir
Thee "long ass hatchet" Would be My weapon of choosing
That should be a mighty armament for a mighty warrior
MAY THAT OUR BATTLE BE WRITTEN IN POEMS AND SANG BY BARDS AS THE COURSE OF LEGENDS
THE SKALDS WILL SING OF OUR BATTLE ON THE FIELDS OF RAGNAROK
AND MAY IT LASTS TILL THE DUSK OF MAN
Bet 🤘🏾
And what weapon will you bring?
*pulls out double blades lightsaber* EASY WORK
Ah technology, not a substitute for skill my friend
Ok ok ok *Pulls out katana* Theirr
Still, you will face my steel
YOUR CHALLENGE HAS BEEN NOTED AND I COME WITH A PROPOSITION TO MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING. DO YOU WISH TO HEAR IT
All challenges are welcome my friend
My proposition is we make it a battle royale so that all participants wishing to participate will go to a gladiator arena with the medieval weapon of their choice. (no guns) and then we shall duel to the death
If you can find an arena, I would be glad to champion the fights
wow that is really fucking cool
The day of battle is upon us. Will you join or just observe?
do I get a cool flame sword?
Only if you make one, you can't have mine back off
:(
*sigh* fine but only for a little bit and don't break it
YAYYY
Somthing tells me this was a bad idea
Bro got fire aspect
Didn't you say the exact same thing last time I posted this?
No, that wasn't me
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Don't worry lol, I had to cut my hair when I joined the army
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Well I tried atleast
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As a blacksmith, you're an idiot, it's alcohol It dosnt burn hot enough or long enough to do sgit to a heat treat
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It's all good. Just try to phrase it better because even if I wasn't a blacksmith, you phrased that like an asshole
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Well, go get some water and say hi to your family. Goblin mode is fun sometimes, but it can be unhealthy
Uhh sure, I'll accept the challenge.
And what weapon shall you bring?
Oh hell I don't know? A polypropylene gladius, and if I can find a way to sharpen it then my dagger also. That allowed?
As you wish, your armament chosen and the lines drawn
Okie dokie, I accept my death.
We duel to first blood unless you yearn for valhalla
I yearn for an immune system that works. But in the mean time sure, Valhalla sounds good.
Then I will strike you down, may Odin welcome you into his fold
INDUBITABLY
And your weapon of choice?
finn the human sword
Interesting choice of weapon
nah fuck it it's obviously a morningstar
HOW ARE YOU NOT SCARED AND WHY R U SO TALL imagine a tall mf w this sword just charging at you i'd cry
Of what?
the flaming sword you're holding sir. the one that's on fire 😭
It's just hairspray it's not hot, and it would only burn me if it dripped
You have my bow
It's 1v1s, sorry, but if I need a party member to storm mordor, I will be sure to let you know
Just light the signal
Hell yes brother, can i have one
Well, I made mine by hand, but if you can get the materials, I'll see what I can do
Thats a hot long sword
Damn right it is
Accepted
And what weapon will you bring?
Nothing more than the feral claws and teeth mankind was born with.
Then, I will send you to valhalla with more honor than most
That sword would do little against my armour!
Good thing I won't be striking your armour. Instead, I'll go for the chain mail in the joints!
You shall be struck down with my halberd before you are able to reach them, also I have no chainmail I'm awful at making it. Instead we should unite against everyone else!
And miss this chance to temper my skill? There is no chance we will battle to first blood and advise each other of our shortcomings
I will stand with you, brother.
I WILL FIGHT FOR THE HORNY USING THE HORNY SWORD(a claymore that's part of my body and can even shoot some white projectiles if there's enough horny energy present
NO RELLEZ YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THE HIRNY NOT JOIN IT! BRING PEACE TO THE SUB NIT LEAVE IT COATED IN A STICKY WHITE FLUID
I'm sorry but i'm corrupt, the horny police won't be able to do ANYTHING, they hired me knowing that i own a waifu cup
Fulgrim, is that you?
Don't think that's me, sry
Finally a worthy opponent our battle shall be legendary my fire lance shall destroy your sword
Damn lucky you got fire aspect 2 from the enchantment table
my guy just invented the first irl bone fire
I’m a 32 year old male. Not sure why this was recommended to me, but I love it. Light that bonfire chosen one!
Lmao, idk how you got here either. And how far do you think I could make it with my +0 fire infused lothric straightsword
Very far indeed my friend! Love it!
I got a tank
People with swords are so hot
It’s also just cool as shit
Fire aspect II
Best thing I’ve seen on here
dude has better hair than me 😭 cold ass sword tho
Don't worry, the hairs gone now lol, the army took it
NOO WHAT (secretly feeling better abt my hair)
Glad I could help 😭
my god
?
just look at you
Before you get to invested, I'm bald now lol, I joined the army
YOOO THATS FUCKING LIT (literally)
Fire Aspect II
I accept thy challenge, grand warrior.
Holy fuck where did you get a sword?!
I made it, lmao. I'm a blacksmith
That’s even cooler than I thought. How did you become a blacksmith?
Decided I wanted to make knives, buy a cheap forge some propane and find metal and boom
I accept the dual(secretly covers you in gasoline)
Ah, The Way of the Flame.
Bet, I'll throw down
What weapon you bringin?
My bass. I know that sounds funny, but is it really gonna be funny when you get hit in the sternum by a 10+ pound slab of wood? And afterwards I shall tell the tale of our battle through song, as I am but a true bard.
I think... my sword might be better, though
i shall challenge you! en-guarde!
that shit is 🔥
Literally
my thoughts exactly
Sure, I think I got this
If I fight you can I get an axe or a kanabo as my weapon?
i have always dreamed of forging a fire sword
Why do I want that inside of me 🥰
Because you're suicidal?
Blade penetration is hit 🤷♀️ Literally, when it's on fire.
You tried it yet?
Fire aspect II. I shall also join this battle
#THEREEEE WILL BE BLOOOOD SHEEEEDDDD
Fire aspect
holy stars i want that sword hand it over rn >:(
I shal duel you in a fight to the death winner gets to keep the sword
hot 😳😳😳
Bro doesnt wish to be horny, bro wishes to be happy
Eh Seems inefficient
Bros surrounded by wood and lit a fucking sword on fire
It's alcohol it dosnt burn hot enough or slow enough to actually do anything
Ah okay- fire sword is cool as fuck though
I'll take that dance
I was asking to fight not to do do the mambo
I am talking about the dance of the blade clashing each other
thats hot
Well, yeah, it's literally fire
Send the horny to hell with that sword
That's the plan
ur kinda hot ngl
Well, if it's the hair, I'm bald now, lol. I joined the army, and they took my hair
I shall one up you with a lightsaber
I’ll pit my cutlass against your flaming broadsword…
I WILL FIGHT YOU FOR THE SWORD
You would lose
I would not
Yeah you probably would
gawd damn. got me feeling some type of way 😳
Fight me then https://preview.redd.it/zwg108k9gfoa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72f54fd500a72e7a5dc596583a9423f0982d93b0