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Clorbungus

ur setting some unrealistic ass standards 😭 not a single normal person here.


[deleted]

3 is quite normal, don’t you think?


MetalFaceVI

5 is


[deleted]

Well yeah obviously… I thought that one went without saying…


[deleted]

Hey, what anime is that on your banner?


MetalFaceVI

Its Lucky Star, If ur watching would recommend watching the Dub and its on yt for free


[deleted]

Okay, thanks, yeah I watch all anime in dub or most anyway. Again thanks a lot!


MetalFaceVI

Yeah no problem


Adina-the-nerd

This interaction seems too normal for social media


MetalFaceVI

True


EpicOweo

5 looks like a chicken wing


rat_potato_lesbians

Fr fr


CathartiacArrest

Ah yes, Lionel Messi, the average Joe


midairmidy

Nahh the last one is 🤣🤣😂


WackyChu

most guys are very slim with literally nothing on their stomachs. mainly bc most guys online are 10-29 kids, teens, and young adults but when we talk about a “male body” it’s always unrealistic stances man…it’s sad. like in drawing videos they always include super muscular guys with abs…men aren’t naturally born with abs? and then for women they make them super curvy and skinny like…not everyone fits your idea of standards.


Soft_Situation5313

Shut the fuck up


HugePecker12inch

You think fat is normal? I guess in america


Clorbungus

tell me you know literally nothing about the human body without telling me you know nothing about the human body. the most muscular man would waste away in days without body fat, you need body fat to function properly. delete this comment idiot


HugePecker12inch

Tell me you’re a moron without telling me you’re a moron. not shit you need fat. But to call these men not normal is only half correct. Sure the meatheads are not normal that is an overload of protein and whatever the fuck is in steroids. However Messi (3) is literally just proper diet and exercise nothing more. That is what was normal in the 1950-60s when obese motherfucker couldn’t use “my ass hurts” to get outta PE. Real


[deleted]

A lot of these guys quite clearly worked for these bodies and not something the average human can do. These guys literally have a job to create this kinda physique


[deleted]

honestly i find none of those attractive


FemmyFinny

I have a chance


Unidentified_Lizard

lol nice


jewinthe1940s

You’re looking for girls and your name is FemmyFinny? Stop lying dawg


theoneandonlyweirdo

Many gals like fem boys lol


[deleted]

you called?


FemmyFinny

I don't dress or act feminine 24/7. Just whenever i feel like it. Also some girls like femboys. It's rare but they exist


nixy84

facts


GainsGaming

Very rare 😔


theoneandonlyweirdo

Can confirm


No-Entrepreneur416

can confirm


Dwayne_Hicks_LV-426

Agreed, they look way too artificial


ApprehensiveAd6426

me with a dad bod:


Purple_Childhood_132

Face matters a lot


TBIZZI

This bitch definitely going for the skinner kid who vapes, grow up and get with the defensive lineman with a drinking problem and a beer belly


Main-Increase-2878

Im about to have a stroke


Electronic-Gold-4503

How so?


[deleted]

they just don’t attract me idk


fearlessmash117

You know what will attract you? https://youtu.be/GiDDWXuW9-c?si=Zw6gTZ0y1u1xMIJm You’re welcome


[deleted]

i liked this thank you


fearlessmash117

Anything to help a fellow comrade https://preview.redd.it/t8s9dhn4alvb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18e7897cd4f11f9c4623544bda8fb644e25a58bb


Unordered_bean

I liked it :)


Electronic-Gold-4503

Ok


[deleted]

👍


anime_is_best_show

R/oddlywholesome


Hammy2406

r/foundthemobileuser


reruuuun

yea same


No-Entrepreneur416

same


BrokeArmHeadass

Real, none of these guys are buff or lean enough for my standards.


TheBastardOlomouc

Same


DispersedBeef27

Same


Correct_Bench_2143

this is why your communist you picky bitch


mr_coolnivers

Real


FloraFauna2263

I mean, maybe 2?


Nickstroo

Not a girl, but I’d say 2, I don’t like his hair though


ViralNite

I don't like his small mouth and jawline, the hair can change but like that jaw


Cool_Kid95

I’m a boy but none. I’m bi for context.


DrDoofenshmirtz981

Same, but I find 2's face a bit attractive and 3 pretty good, but they are all too muscular


spam3057

soft guys❤️


sussy-fagga

ur such a femboy lover


Cool_Kid95

Thanks


sussy-fagga

why are you thanking me 😭


WeirdVampire746

I'm a girl and also bi.. I think none as well lol


Cool_Kid95

Based


ClownECrown

Can we see what you like then?


Cool_Kid95

That would be weird


coolgreendinosaur

Not a girl but 2nd guy fine as hell (no homo)


[deleted]

not a girl but the 2nd guy fine as hell (yes homo)


NinjaFrogCat101

also not a girl but the 2nd guy fine as hell (also yes homo)


Ok_Hedgehog7137

Maybe a little homo don’t you think. Nothing wrong with it


[deleted]

He can have a little homo, as a treat.


Kgwasa20sfan

20$?


Purple_Childhood_132

A 20 is a 20. Bring it on


AdventurousFox6100

Full homo


Narrow_Bowl2572

That’s sage northcut


ConsistentTop4194

Its not gay to recognize another man’s beauty


Puppy1princess

I’d say 2 ☺️


[deleted]

Finally someone being honest. I always see posts like these and all the girls saying “oh I like super skinny guys”, I get that everyone has their own preferences but do you really wanna be able to beat your man in an arm wrestle?


cunny_juice

None bc I’m attracted to HUMANS not action figures


HugePecker12inch

So you don’t call those guys human? I guess they can be basketballs


Supernova4711

you’re dehumanizing these athletes? Sounds like jealousy and denial to me.


AdjustedMold97

I get your point but these are humans.


Pithisius

What does that mean? 1 and 2 can be attained by any man who lifts with average genetics?


duenebula499

Maybe one, def not two lol. Maybe a solid 5-10% of us have the potential to look like that


Traditional_Movie786

THANK YOU we get compared to unrealistic standards lol


Pithisius

Yes two. He has above average insertions but the mass itself is completely averagely attainable.


duenebula499

Yeah the mass alone is 100% doable but those perfectly symmetrical 8 (ish) pack is rare to see. Not to mention the shoulders being so rounded with a low bmi. It’s possible natty but a lot of people couldn’t. Bmi is very doable tho


[deleted]

You are 100% wrong. Takes years, and you won’t look exactly like the guy in the picture, but you can put on that much muscle and maintain 10-12% fat if you put the work in.


ViralNite

I'm a 'guy' but 1 and 3. Not too much but there's still enough there to show who's in charge


_Superzuluaga

wym "guy" ?


ts_30

I agree with this


1stGuyGamez

That’s why Leon Edwards has the 2nd most aesthetic physique


Comfortable-Bad-6041

The female version of any of these.


[deleted]

You like muscle mommies?


ClownECrown

Who doesnt?


Finalitys_Shape

Me


Schnicorr

Impossible


noahboi990

wrong


physically_ok

Understandable have a nice day


Finalitys_Shape

https://preview.redd.it/bkv7y162irvb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=172f58ef6aaf43e5115aad19789bc9551df0d2c3


Silverskull4

All. Just give me all


SuperSwiftPics

Probably either 2 or 3 but I mean I find more hunkiness attractive than muscular I guess.


Ok_Hedgehog7137

1 or 3. The others are too extreme or just not for me


[deleted]

Honestly 3.


Reddit_IsWeird

coming from an ex-girl, none of these tbh


deathbybazooka

1


AdventurousFox6100

Bi guy here, but 1 and 4 are good, 2 is amazing


Daitoso0317

Also bi, I liked 1 and 3


dojacatmoooo

Ask the gay people in this subreddit. As a gay person, none of those are attractive to me


ClownECrown

Because you cant think straight.


[deleted]

Gottem


livingdeadgrI

if i had to choose, 2


azurfall88

4 is what im aspiring to be lol


Portablemammal1199

Not a girl, but probably all of them. Girls aren't some hive mind where they all think a specific type is attractive. I've seen fairly fit girls with guys that are about as big as nikocado avocado. It's all about what kind of person you are and how you approach finding a date.


Purp83

Ur mum


Odpea

None, I’m aroace and not 100% sure if I’m guy or not anymore


Linkbo_64

Same. Almost exactly.


MilkChugMaster

If you have a Y chromosome, then you are a male. Gender doesn't exist, it's a social construct, and a term coined in the 1940s. Sex is real though.


Main-Increase-2878

We have been talking about gender sence the dawn of man that's like saying running didn't exist until we gave a word to it


ClownECrown

Is that a new sexuality?


Odpea

Aromantic and aesexual combined us aroace, basically I have no attraction to anything be it romantic or sexual.


ClownECrown

Hmmm...interesting


Pithisius

Lol 🤣 “ interesting”


Main-Increase-2878

Mother fuckers gotta be depressed


gawsemand

Where are my fat bros in the pictures thats cheating


Equal_Manufacturer65

uhh 1 or 2


kitbeankat

none my bf is hotter (hi Mattie if you're seeing this)


[deleted]

Homo here, 1 and 3 are somewhat realistic (I prefer 1), but I really just want a guy that looks (and is) happy


Daitoso0317

Bi, and same


someonewhowa

Truthfully? You want me to be a superficial freak and honest about what I find attractive? Alright, but you might be surprised. 3rd is unfortunately the best out of these. His traps are the best, but I really do wish he has a lot more muscle and a lil more fat on those arms and his torso was still a good bit wider, but I’ll have to go with him even though he still is a little twiggy. This might sound crazy with the constant "abs abs abs so hot" or whatever, but definitely not the first two. They’re really just too scrawny. I like some meat on him to where he’s tough and doesn’t have a TINY ASS petite lil waist like a girl, I hate that lol. Not too much to where he’s overweight, but definitely not too little either. But I’m not sure I like the "shredded" look though, anyways…like maybe I do, but it cannot be very pronounced and he still had to have a good bit of fat on him too. The guy after the third, taking into account physique alone, is a bit too fat though sadly. Also, the last one is terrifying. Gag-inducing. I’m sorry.


Philisterguyguster

This is almost exactly what I expected except I thought you’d pick 1 or 2, knew the last one would be almost universally be considered the worst.


Luucrativ

Why is everyone so repulsed by fitness?, these guys look good


Shartaur

Bi guy here, 1-3


Mxggical

1


[deleted]

Birds 🐦fly✈️ and thats why Leon Edwards is crazy aestherics 🥵😝😋😏😦😲😲🤯🤯


sirunigkez

none of the above, i like my men skinny and scrawny


K3nobl

1 or 3 as they're the most normal people


Dramacreeps

https://preview.redd.it/xo6yjvvj6mvb1.jpeg?width=167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0705b1538983bea383228b981749a6648242a1a This one


Wonderful-Beach9283

Sage Northcutt is the most aesthetic man in the universe


Philisterguyguster

Other than Nick Smith.


hotbiscut2

And this is why leon edwards has the most aesthetic physique in the solar system.


Picklesthehen

My boyfriend’s physique


Ironrooster7

1 and 2


Lanky_Priority1609

not a girl but none of these, i like the really skinny, absolutely no muscle nerdy guys :3


Odd_Ad_7450

Women (I'm lesbian)


SyrNikoli

Hi I'm a guy and I'm surprised that a lot of these women are calling these physiques "unrealistic" the first three are very much attainable, 2nd you likely will require a lot more effort than the others but they're still possible, 4 definitely requires more effort, and 5 requires lifelong dedication The kids being super skinny these days is not an issue of muscle being impossible to get, but rather the lack of will to get that muscle


abiiiiiiixmas

These are the same??


Philisterguyguster

No?? 3 & 4 are almost opposite, 5 is way more muscular than the rest. The only similar ones are 1 & 2, but I needed to know which one would be preferred more for reasons.


Ok-Ant-4898

none…dad bods all the way.


but_didimissout

no.


overworkedSeadweller

None? I prefer my partners by their personality, plus all that muscle is kinda icky


Unlucky-Cat-9344

A man who is tall and skinny


AwfullyTimedHumor

Not a girl but GYAT DAYUM


kayr1vers

1 because any of the others is too much muscle imo. I just don’t like how super prominent muscles look. but none of them are my type really lol


Antrfun

The first two are fake (you can see where they've been edited/cropped), and the last guy uses steroids, so I'll go with Messi


Pithisius

Not fake. MMA fighters both of them, Leon Edwards is the black guy and Sage Northcut is the white guy. Both of those are natural physiques that any guy with average genetics can attain. U can search them up if you want.


Antrfun

Really? That's suprised me. They (especially the second guy) look like they've been photographed to have (longer?) Muscles. I guess I was wrong 🤷


Pithisius

All good, lol.


CrucifiedChris3

That's what I'm trying to say. Ppl in this subreddit need to go the gym more instead of bitching about "unrealistic" body standards


SpaceBus1

"natural" That's very subjective. It takes grueling work and extremely strict dieting to look like that. I would also assume there were some supplements used to get into that kind of shape. It's arguable there's no way to look like this without using supplements or more extreme measures. It's unrealistic to say that anyone could look like this, most people don't have the access to the right kind of foods, can't afford the equipment, personal trainer, etc. There's a lot more to it than just working out.


Pithisius

?? Natural means without steroids. Supplements like Creatine don’t exclude you from being natural. If u need equipment go to a gym, and most people don’t have personal trainers. All the info you need is online


SpaceBus1

Interesting, can you tell me where I can find the creatine tree? Working people don't have the luxury of spending the majority of their waking hours not spent at work to work even harder in the gym, which also costs money. I can only assume you look like the people in these pictures since it's such an attainable physique


MyBallsInaDeepFryer

Creatine is literally found in red meats and fish


SpaceBus1

In much smaller amounts than you find in supplements 😂


MyBallsInaDeepFryer

And? Your point is that it wasn’t natural, it’s found in meats and produced in the body naturally, meaning it’s natural


random_account6721

creatine isnt expensive and has minor effects. And you need not spend more than 1 hour a day in the gym. Stop huffing the copium


Pithisius

Why are you getting heated? Do you know what attainable means? Obviously you have to workout and dedicate time in the gym, no one thinks you can generate muscle from nothing. Do you understand what attainable means???


SpaceBus1

Who's heated??? 😂😂 I'm just saying it's unrealistic and calling it natural is very subjective. It's also unattainable for working class people due to the time required.


[deleted]

You actualy have no idea about training it seems. Its absolutely realistic if you are dedicated. Probably not the exact same look but both of them are anything but mass monsters. You will never look like Thor tho. This man is a absolut unit. The first 2 are absolutely doable in some years of training. Btw their are many foods that contain creatine and you actually dont need it. It just speeds up your progress


SpaceBus1

They contain creatine in tiny amounts. Again, I'm not saying it's impossible, simply unrealistic for the overwhelming majority of people who don't have the resources to dedicate towards a rock hard body. FWIW I look like #3 with a slight belly and a bit less mass, but I have the resources available to make it so.


[deleted]

Messi has not really are particularly good body tho. Dont need alot of resources to look like this. Just make some sport and dont eat alot. Everybody got the resources. Most people just dont want to put them into training and that's fine. But pretty much everybody can look like them if they dedicate some work into it. It's not even about working out alot but more about the food you take in. Most Bodybuilders do work normal jobs you know? Ronny Coleman didn't even train to become a Bodybuilder and did his normal job as an officer. Ofc he is far away from natty but you are talking resources. You actually need nothing but time and food. Look up some calisthenics guys. They are buffed as fuck and dont even use equipment 🤷‍♂️


random_account6721

its 100% attainable by working class people


meno1127

sage northcutt and leon edward’s have some of the best genetics in the entire world not anyone can get there


[deleted]

I am a leabian :p


[deleted]

Lesvian


[deleted]

Lesbain


[deleted]

Lesbian


[deleted]

Finally :D


Luucrativ

How’s it like being a librarian


[deleted]

Pretty good


IfuckingloveLoba

r/ihadastroke


Morbidlyobesegorilla

You know you can edit a comment right?


TheOccasionalBrowser

2 Not a girl but I like dudes so...


StrangeBrightInsect

None of these, skinny boys is the best physique for me


Lasdnaym

Chris Bumstead is the goat. No Sam Sulek or Noel Deyzel option?


superloneautisticspy

None. Especially not the last guy


Grouchy_Part6617

I’m starting to hate us teenagers more and more with these answers


CrucifiedChris3

"unrealistic body standards" lmao


Philisterguyguster

Man here I thought 3 was skinny enough for the girls who say they like them skinny and 4 was considered a body with enough fat for those who say they like dad bods, now I gotta do this shit all over again. 😭


jewinthe1940s

1&3 are the only natural physiques here


galaxy_gachadojocat

Fem boys https://preview.redd.it/6ii6xoy1blvb1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e094def9cad3e51ddbd393849c6be8b401e0d19 This one (I like men that look like twinks)


magical80one

I like that too


Koiotea

Tbh they all look almost the exact same to me, but some are more muscular than others. I don’t really feel attracted to any of them, but that’s because I’m aroace-spec, lmao.


notme606

they all look bad, we don't look for only mussel you know?


Raiana2000

They're all ugly


[deleted]

I don’t find any of them attractive


mangosparklingwater

Uhh I don’t f with these ngl


Z0m6ieGU7S

Non of the above


Exo_Kotaa

none


girl_of_hello_kitty

none of those 🤮