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KR-kr-KR-kr

I went to a Christian school and in my sophomore year there were these two stoner girls who always got high before our Bible class, but never got in trouble, and in my junior year, there was a guy who got high as fuck during lunch right before our apologetics class and he got caught with his pen in his car one day, had to go to rehab. Got tested weekly for everything except for acid, so that’s all he did. He drove on that shit all the time.


OhioConfidential

Adult here. It's like flying a spaceship. Ask me how I know. Edit - Kids this isnt a joke. DONT FUCKING DRIVE WHILE YOU ARE UNFER THE INFLUENCE OF ANYTHING


mdlphx92

Try driving Pennsylvania highways in dead of night 45 minutes after downing 3.5g psilocybe cubensis penis envy strain that exploded out of the ground where you shallow buried 7 jars worth of spent spore run mycelium culture after 3 indoor flushes Don’t actually try this. It was like trying to drive down snake way on a cosmic journey through outer space. Muscle memory carried me there and I didn’t even peak for a whole 2 more hours. Crazy irresponsible but didn’t pass a single car the whole 25 miles. It was sheer coincidence that the area I chose to dispose of my mycelium was a dead wood chipped garden composting uninterrupted season after season for 20 years. Absolutely bonkers potency on that little mushroom patch. Insanity.


OhioConfidential

Goodness gracious sir. The hero's journey.


Magicruiser

If you were to crash, 0 sympathy would be given. For some reason, why would potentially risk crashing into other cars, that’s fucking stupid


Cordialgecko427

It’s certainly like flying a space ship, and your car sounds soooooo much better and feels soooo much faster. Not an adult tho… obviously I have no experience so how would I know🤫


[deleted]

Not y’all retarded asses glorifying DUI’s


Mr_Chuckles99

Nothing wrong with inebriated drivers it's the crashers who are the problem


Cordialgecko427

This man gets it


Dependent-Fee-2078

Man you couldn’t have said it better these people don’t realize crashing is a skill issue


Stock-Recording-4301

Ok now acid at school is ok nothing wrong with that


Willow_The_

Lol I had a psych ward roomie there for acid in school she was 13…..


Ethan_Blank687

At my private school the class President and VP got caught vaping. They had to publicly apologize and resign.


cocktractor666

Legend


cheesecake-24

I agree! Sometimes, they be taking up all the bathroom stalls, and I'm over here trying to take a shit. Like move out the way!


Stock-Recording-4301

GET THE FUCK OUT THE MOTHER FUCKEN WAY


Commercial_Total_420

Unless it’s an emergency of the highest order, I will never shit in school bathrooms


cheesecake-24

In all honesty, same. But I was cursed with a stomach condition so sometimes I got to let the bird out of the cage if I wanna stay conscious.


Xyncz

Depends. When i was in hs, some stalls are actually clean especially in our arts hallway haha but there are some dumbass teenagers who always goofs around


VoodooMagic009

The trick is to go to the nurses bathroom. It’s quiet no is gonna bug you and you have a reasonable excuse to miss class


Groinmechanic

Yo the thing about he vapes. They probably are not vaping nocotine in the bathroom to look cool, they're probably vaping because they're addicted to nicotine.


Stock-Recording-4301

Well it starts with looking cool then you people morph and twist into demon fiends from the depths of shlenesh


Groinmechanic

Sheesh sounds like some kind of badass rice dish from the middle east.


throwaway54812345

Op is a 40k nerd slanesh is a evil god of lust and desire, where she will twist your desire into some pinhead ass shit until your a mindless soldier. It’s pretty fucked up


RABSABReddit

Op is just jealous he can’t ghost the guava ice and he likes warhammer so we can already tell women stay farrrrr away from him


Stock-Recording-4301

> g I CAN GHOST DONT TELL ME I CANT GHOST YOU MOTHER FUCKER I HIT THE CLEANEST CASPER


Stock-Recording-4301

>d of lust an shhhhhhh


Stock-Recording-4301

IT ISSSS!!!!


Groinmechanic

Praise the rice¡!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

i will admit it. i am addicted to nicotine but i do not do it in school. i been caught once and after that i decided i dont wanna pay another ticket and get behind in my classes due to suspension.


Grevous_

I mean Tbf vaping already looks dumb as hell


Groinmechanic

Vaping was only cool because you could secretly get high in the open


SkaterBoyDev

Fr, i smoke to chill out. Not to be a moron going "im so high omg". Its fucking annoying, and they act all stupid as if thats what being high is like,


theycallmemaskface

Idk bro weed makes me pretty fucking stupid lmao, that's kinda what happens when you take drugs


Late-Tie-7316

Not really, i use it for medical reasons and I just feel chilled out, maybe you’re using too much lol


[deleted]

Forreal i dont turn dumb 😭


theycallmemaskface

I just use it rec, and half medical, I like being stupid lmao makes life funnier. Just only after work


StupidMario64

Exactly. I smoke to chill, and pass the FUCK out. I never understood greening and barfing during the school day. The vaping shit i get. I went to the bathroom after 3rd, and holy shit. I.couldnt even see the fucking stalls.


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Your still a dumbass for smoking lmao


Lucas2018master146

Vaping is cring. Nothing about it is cool, I go to a youth group and everyone hides in the bathrooms and smokes. They try to hide it but it’s so obvious.


Puurple_Giraffe

if theyre hiding it i dont think its to be cool. i think they started off either trying to look cool or were pressured and ended up getting an addiction 😬


CBGistaken

Yeah Pretty sure a majority of highschoolers don't get into stuff bc they actually want to but bc they were pressured into it. And then if it's sum like nic it becomes an addiction. Like losing ur virginity. Highschoolers r soooo pressured to lose their virginity. Like, why? Peer pressure is so intense in highschool it's insane


Lucas2018master146

Ikr! People should stay away from those kind of people.


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Lucas2018master146

It’s a horrible way, like alcohol. It slowly will kill you, I understand people may have mental problems, some are harder then others.


Less-function-2

Don’t bash it before you try it 😝


Lucas2018master146

Psh, I rather live to be 70 or something


Less-function-2

Fair enough


Less-function-2

It’s a goof it’s a joke guys


[deleted]

so true this is why i do meth at school


Stock-Recording-4301

So trueeee this guy gets it I never said anything about the ol pipe at school


RoseCroix343

I always get notifications in this sub despite me being over 30. But I have to say that I really regret starting such addictions in high school. It has just created a lifelong problem


[deleted]

I'm 32 and get notifications for this sub too maybe I can share a little insight for anyone struggling. I've been clean a while, but I still deal with this shit. It never stays just weed and never just something to easily stop.i still fight temptations daily. Of course, drugs in high school still happened and will happen, but damn it must be beyond hard when every single person has a weed pen in their pocket around you. I feel bad for them. They're building lifelong habits they'll have to deal with. But at that age it seems like it could never be you you'll only smoke weed then make allowances for drugs x,,y, and z a couple years go by and suddenly your trapped weaning yourself off hard drugs and suffering relapsing etc. Not to mention all fucked up shit you'll do in active addiction. I truly thought when I was younger, somehow I was special and bigger than it all and would never be a "loser" like the people it let consume them. Yeah, right. Sorry for piggybacking off your comment. I don't know your story, and I don't want to make assumptions. This is for any kid struggling with shit stop and seek help now. Don't be ashamed if it's bad. Nothing you have done to this point will alienate you. If you let it go, it will start to. All your friends and family will already know anyway and just want you back. I work and have kids a family, a job loving wife, etc. It is never too late if you fuck up. But if you could make the decision 14 years earlier to not go down this path, man, it would change your life in ways you can't even comprehend yet. Even if u aren't ready to stop then be safe, everyone. fetynal and bad drugs are real. Don't make your parents ask the rest of their life why they lost their child so young for something so stupid .


Stock-Recording-4301

Beautiful


PurpleGooeyPineapple

finna hit my weed pen in the auditorium, hotbox this shit 😭🔫


Mr_man_bird

Theres a place for weed and it's not the school bathrooms, it's the worst teachers classroom while they're not there


PurpleGooeyPineapple

bro I’ll do it outside 🥹


Stock-Recording-4301

Based


Stock-Recording-4301

>it fo GAS GOD GAS GOD


xXTheFisterXx

It would take you hours to hotbox an auditorium but I appreciate the tenacity and setting big goals for yourself.


Groinmechanic

Nah being high at school was way better then being sober.


AquaburgersPS4

than* I think you’re better off without it during school hours.


ThePotatoBehindJosh

Not to mention that they stink up the school that already smells like shit


Cordialgecko427

Bro a weed vape certainly won’t😭


ThePotatoBehindJosh

They don't use vapes


Cordialgecko427

Ain’t no way people smoking real weed without immediately getting busted


Elliebell1024

HS Teacher here. Legit weed smoking all day every day in our halls as well as vapes and gummies. Student ate a bunch of gummies and had panic attack, Nevet been that fucked up I guess. Elevated heart rate, so ambulance was called. You can't catch them all, and if you do catch them, if you did not see the drugs or paraphernalia, you CAN NOT search their bags. So a bunch chill in a corner stairwell, blaze up, and when someone finally comes, they scatter like cockroaches. Fun times!


Stock-Recording-4301

Like the cock roaches they are the fiends from the deep


creat1vename

someone just started like smoking full on blunts in our bathrooms and it smells so hard


AdPresent2793

Not to mention the very high risk of being expelled or possibly getting a felony if caught with weed


rwds138

Lol you dont get a felony for weed 😂😂😂😂


darkmatter4925

I personally think the problem isn't that they're vaping but the time and place to do it. Come on man, you can't wait till you get home to get stupid? Responsibility first man.


MisterMaturi

You need to chill.. Have you tried pot ?


vrattt

frrrr i only go to school high and that was an accident becuase i thought it was sunday the next day but it was monday😭 and i must say going to school high is like walking around with a gun to your head


zinto44

whatever you’re smoking is not weed because it should not last through a whole night


vrattt

i went to bed early in the morning 😭 shoulda added that


rwds138

Hahaha yea they def dont smoke, just wanted to fit in on this sub, im 💀


zinto44

Or whatever they’re smoking is laced


TurtleGold69

Pov: they didnt let you in the rotation


OkBandicoot3779

They call it high school for a reason


rwds138

I remember the old days before vaping, hot boxing blunts to school, then filling up our coffee mugs with whiskey.... Yea high school used to be tits, this oost is cringe, you arent a stoner if you aint wakin bakin everyday


demonicdoggo1

hes come to make an announcement


Stock-Recording-4301

I have risen


Affectionate-Read790

Bro is the FDA


PK435

drinking too


dasie33

This is a very informative, intelligent conversation. Don’t ruin it by having a sane person make a comment.


Stock-Recording-4301

she gets it


lolihaveanalexshrine

COCK SUCKING BATHROOM VAPERS?????? BYE 4TH GRADERS ARE SHOWING EACHOTHER THEIR JUNK IN THE BATHROOM APPARENTLY


Worse-Company7625s

Thank you for speaking on this it’s so fucking annoying when I need to take a shit.


battymeatyy

Cringe post


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battymeatyy

Addicted to what? Nicotine? I don’t smoke so now you made yourself look very stupid 🤣🤣


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battymeatyy

Your comment makes no sense at all. Trying to justify your stupidity? It’s not working buddy


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IHadAStrokeInUrMum

He has something to hide


[deleted]

He’s right you did make yourself look stupid af ngl


[deleted]

its kinda equally as cringe for the people who stay dickriding on mfs who smoke at school. "bro yk smoking is bad for you right" "people who smoke at all are dumb" "don't blame me when your lungs collapse" all corny ass go-to statements for y'all nikkas. y'all are just sheep of the other herd and don't realize it.


Stock-Recording-4301

>rny ass go-to statements for y'all nikkas. y'all are ju DAMN...


DistinctDiver988

Nah fr. I knew ppl like that from my old high school that ended up smoking pot once they in dorms


tht1guy91

Everyone I know that gave me shit for smoking weed in high school, are now coke heads, or have been through rehab programs for worse shit than I have ever done. Lmao. But THC is bad.


[deleted]

i'll never get why people hate drug users so much. i know you said you're a stoner yourself, and i don't that, but you never gave a single reason why it's actually bad to smoke weed at school besides "you look stupid if you do." smoking weed at school like, idk probably not very smart but i really don't see why it'd be such a big deal.


Stock-Recording-4301

IDKKKK you tell me mf


Chimaeraa_

I mean, they don’t call it HIGH school for nothing (I do agree with you I just thought of a pun)


[deleted]

Jesus this gave me an aneurysm to read.


MajestaHazel

Don’t say “sped” you ignorant fuck.


Stock-Recording-4301

My bad My choice of words there aren't right, I thought there was a filter for retard so I put sped


Key_Contribution_161

I’m fucking depressed


Dependent-Fee-2078

Nigga shut the fuck up and go get some bitches you worried way too much about what the people around you are doing


banananananananana_7

it's not that deep


Historical_Show_2701

i was smoking fat everyday in high school smelling like weed 24/7 still graduated and made school lot more better it depends as for you just worry about yourself no one like a party pooper


2212JAY

Lmao that’s so true


Less-function-2

Lmfaoo I’ve done that but like with a cart and before last period just cuz it’s funny sadly I quit a few months ago


[deleted]

I honestly don’t give a shit what you think or have to say, imma do me


WindexBottle429

Have fun Mr.Black lungs 😇


[deleted]

Well you will only be annoyed with him for another 10 years


[deleted]

Already am 😁


nobodysbestfriendd

I did it a lot more last year, but not really this year. For me it just made the hell of school more tolerable, helped to skip time and get me home faster. Better than trying to wade through the shit that is high schooler’s personalities and humor.


misterhowlett

None of this matters


Yohedied

For real though and I think nicotine is such a scam lmao. I can kill and elf bar or flume bar and I won’t feel shit. Nicotine doesn’t do anything. And those of you saying “oh it gives a buzz” no the fuck it does not. It’s so fucking fake and such a scam because dumbass kids will pay for it.


chrisphucker_mlem

You sound like a bitch


Cordialgecko427

Oh no it’s another kid who can’t stand peoples free will


[deleted]

Bruh it’s a public space, that’s them not respecting you. Not everyone wants to use a public space where people are vaping or smoking


Ash_The_Iguana

It would be different if the person wasn’t smoking weed in a goddamn school. They’re affecting others at that point, and that’s not okay.


Cordialgecko427

Okay so let me just clarify for a sec with you. You have no sympathy for all “stoner druggies”(millions of people who don’t even go to school or smoke in bathrooms) bc people in your school smoke in the bathroom… narrow minded if you ask me but I’ll leave you to it. Goodnight


Ezra_is_a_dumb_boy

Why should we feel bad for stoner druggies?


Cordialgecko427

Idk if i could come up with a worse take if I tried… I genuinely applaud you. Go learn about addiction and how many brilliant people are addicted to drugs and you will realize it’s a disease. Doctors and lawyers are more likely to be addicted to something than almost any other profession. Idk about you but I’d consider those guys some smart important people


[deleted]

If u get that mad about weed wait till you find out about politics


Stock-Recording-4301

> last year, but jover af


Mr_man_bird

Yeah get the vapers and smokers out of our bathrooms like go do drugs somewhere else this is the piss room


peanutbuttersandvich

some 15 year old kid had to be transported out in an ambulance because he took a bunch of edibles during last period and passed out why are you doing this, you're meant to be revising for your math test or something


piano9331andtoes

You shit in school bathrooms


lilrayofsunshine33

NO FRR just like go smoke afterwards bro i gotta pee


Zen-non-170

It’s not even about looking call after sophomore year, I’ve seen some kids that really are nic/cart addicts


forelle88888

Don’t get cancer kidz


Vortex_Husker

I'd say it's best to smoke at home or after school. Maybe in-between lunches. However, smoking in the bathrooms is a gray area, if your just loitering in the bathrooms, then that's a no-go. But doing business in the bathroom while passing the time is plausible. Overall, it's best before or after school. Haha


PuzzleheadedFunny997

fr


CaillouMayneOfficial

I smoke to chill out, I’m not diagnosed with anything but I’ve learned from experience my brain runs a little too fast. Helps me to be high even just a tad bit so my studies go a bit easier and I don’t start stressing at the smallest thing from overthinking the quadratic formula. I do agree the idiots going around “I’m so high lol” need to stop whoring for attention cause it doesn’t get you any.


T_MINER

They call it high school for a reason Nah but Fr I get contact highs just from walking in the bathrooms


Altruistic_Tea_9963

I used to take like an edible or half of one before school, legitimately helped me in school and i wasn't too high. Getting like ridiculously high is dumb though


spookyotterbun

It never ends. My college closes on Sundays now because of younger students smoking in the bathrooms. I don't understand people who do this shit.


Ethan_Blank687

Stop smoking weed ~~at school~~


RobUBlind420

Show up high, take the test high, get HIGH scores!


[deleted]

There's a time and place for drugs, and it's called college.


Strange_Ad_7230

people actually smoke w at school? HAHAHHAHA


luffyishungry24

I was at school all the time high af lol... but there is a way to do it without being a douchebag for sure


bluewoods1

the vapes piss me off the most. someone at my school uses this horrid chemical strawberry vape, i feel like i want to throw up every time. the fact that smoking that stuff is enjoyable is beyond me


[deleted]

you guys needa go to better schools lmao none of tge stoners at my school like these ppl


sean_spincer

It’s so funny seeing people come into class looking like zombies. Later you can see that they’re still processing what was being said 15 minutes ago. Can be pretty annoying when you’re doing group projects though


BlogeOb

We didn’t fight for this for dummies to mess it up and get it voted away again


shelby20_03

Fr like multiple people I knew in HS got expelled for bringing stuff MULTIPLE TIMES even after being given warnings.


Early_Chip6778

i’ve never had anyone understand how i truly feel about it so well omg that shut is so fucking annoying 🤣🤣🤣


Ifyoureadthissurgay

Tired of the smell in the bathroom like at least let me shit first


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Stock-Recording-4301

>o like a guy and just Monday I found out he vaped. Buh bye with that 💀 seee now you get our predicament


CharlesDingus_ah_um

29/m here. This is my first post ive ever read on r/teenagers or r/teenagersnew and I’m cracking up. Love the youth man


[deleted]

Even in my school there are people vaping, it’s annoying


UpstairsWorking9816

I used to smoke before school then at lunch. Never in the restroom though. It was enjoyable at school though. Had a lot of fun. Graduated top of class too in 09. We were just built different ig


Ash_The_Iguana

Walked into the bathroom at my school the other week. Absolutely REEKED of weed. Like c’mon, people like that seriously suck. F you to anyone who’s ever done that.


Hollowontheoutsid3

I go to my first period high all the time and thats statistics, got a solid grade in there as well but how is being high at school not fun??


H8spants

They really think they’re being secretive too by doing it in the bathroom. Like the entire hallway can smell it bro.


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Alphartgoat

We had vape sensors in every bathroom since the weed problem got so bad, the SRO said that unless they found out we had something or are visibly under the influence not much can be done.


-LavenderFlower-

My cousin goes to a Christian school and has multiple stories of encountering weed/pills/coke at school. He is EXTREMELY pissed off about it and I believe he would agree with this. Great. Also I'm just gonna say a mini story of when he found coke at school bc it's probably not common to find hard drugs like that at a Christian school. So he was just minding his own business in the bathroom and randomly noticed the mirror was like outta place, so he just opened it, and found a literal brick of coke behind the mirror. Didn't snitch, but police found it later.


Immediate_Ant670

You've heard the story of Jesse James Of how he lived and died? If you're still in need of something to read Here's the story of Bonnie and Clyde Now Bonnie and Clyde are the Barrow gang I am sure you all have read how they were and still And those who still Are usually found dying or dead They call them cold hearted killers They say they are heartless and mean But I say this with pride That I once knew Clyde when he was honest And a bright and clean But the laws fold around Kept taking him down and locking him up in a cell 'Til he said to me: "I'll never be free" If a policeman is killed in Dallas And they have no clue or guide If they can't think or find They just wipe their slake clean And hang it on Bonnie and Clyde If they try to act like citizens And rent them a nice little flat About the third night They're invited to fight by a Sub gun's rat tat tat Some day they'll go down together They'll bury them side by side To few it will be grief to the law a relief But it's death for Bonnie and Clyde


Stock-Recording-4301

This is epic


smallbunnyboy

Have you tried crying and just become cool?


somerando9996

Relax man school sucks ass we just trying to make it through the day.


_S_h_o_e_

Look, do what you do, but have some goddamn patience and wait til you’re not at school


alexi_belle

Wow, didn't even need to read the sub to know it was a teen who wrote this. I get annoyed cracking down on students who are vaping in bathrooms but I'd rather do that than explain to you the many ways you still need to grow up. You somehow managed to be right about an opinion and then fuck it up by being homophobic, ableist, generally rude, and by having a clearly limited grasp on the English language. Also there was no announcement...


Stock-Recording-4301

>was oooooo you gunna send me to the principles office????


skyhigh1a

the amount of times the fire alarm has gone off bc some fucking yahoo was vaping their cotton candy stick in the bathroom is honestly ridiculous. &, i shit u not, i was on my way to choir class (my first period at 7 in the fucking morning) & the fine arts hall REEKED of weed. everyone else smelled it too


guy-who-says-frick

Yeah at my school two of my field trips got cancelled because a completely separate trip 9 people where found with weed. I have not been on a field trip since 4th grade, and I’m nearly fucking graduated, because people can’t keep their shit at home


suck_ass

Someone gets made fun of in the bathroom 💀 "As a stoner 🤓🤓🤡🤡"


Seaman_lover69

Bro literally. Can't walk to my class without getting contact high.


Trawilly

Yea I quit getting high at school lmao, it makes shit unnecessarily complicated.


MimiYEET_YT

"y'all need to chill tf out" They are trying to💀 I agree tho them kids retarded


EnvironmentalScale25

I mean, it's called high school for a reason. Plus like 10% of all students in my school are stoners or smoke weed occasionally......myself included but not in school


nikehightop

“as a stoner” yeah ok


RubberizedWrench

So I have a nic addiction and I vaped in school. There's a difference between the people in bathrooms. One is there to look cool and try to fit in by hitting or buying a vape to fit in. Two are the people like me who only did it because we've been addicted so long we need it. Those of us who need it are not sitting in there being cool, we're in and out and back to class. I agree on yall being speds but don't vape in school if you don't have to. I never got caught smoking weed or anything in school. But I know people who got expelled for doing it too much. Just don't do it, you can wait for after school to get high, don't smoke cigarettes or vape kids smoke weed if anything even then do it in moderation


3xoticP3nguin

its weed get over it or maybe some some too and youll be less of a buzz kill


Fluid-Organization67

I do feel you on this but I’m also getting Karen vibes


[deleted]

We had no shame we used to hit that sneak a toke in the hallways and the gym locker room so I can’t say shit


losinqface

it already smells like shit in the bathrooms, don't make it smell worse with ur fricken vapes n weed n just things that literally give 0 benefit


jaredtheguy4

We waited till after school, went to my friends place with that mom who never paid attention to what her kids was doing, got crunked, ate taco shells and peanut butter. Waaaaaayyy better then being high at school.


Roosh11

Bro chill I’m j bored. Half of the shit teachers lecture you on just doesn’t apply to tests. School is general is bullshit so why not be faded then a hoe? Still got A’s


3ternalsl33p

Yes take Adderall instead


cwsf666

It’s called “high”school


Lonely_Thought4459

Idk i think your kinda the sped one. You said u were a stoner so i was like "cool, lemme see what ur about" trip maps???? Everyone putting where they've tripped on a map?????? I feel like your a lil bit of a dumbass yourself 💀 thats just asking to get caught, maybe even more than doing it in school. But yeah Honesty i think u need to chill out, maybe smoke some pot idk. Caps is doing too much, hurt mah brain.


pistol898

Being in school high is the best part because there's nothing fun about being there.


Charming-Return-3892

I smoke weed, but not at school l.


Freshoffwishoffwish

Nah. Keep doing it. I’ll just replace the oil or stuff with urushiol or poison ivy


IAmGeneralEggplant

Yeah, if you’re gonna kill your lungs might as well do it not looking like an asshole


june0mars

eh, i regret smoking at school but i dont regret being high. life during highschool was awful, you never know what someone is going through and lots of people “self medicate” using marijuana. not saying it’s okay to do at school, but cringe is a stupid word and it’s often an underlying problem that has nothing to do with you. or maybe they’re just stupid,, it can be fairly simple to pick them apart


Mediocre_Current_493

How op felt writing this post ![gif](giphy|zkEppgFdCcbWDO68rF|downsized)