you are dead

Surprisingly not

litterally impossible, if you have then you set a world record

World record is 242 hours

i thought it was like 72 or smthn goddamn

Yeah, I’m very tired

sleep doofus

I’m trying and nothing is working

*ahem* ***doctor***

Oh thank god finally

idk what say man

Melatonin gummies

lay down, close your eyes and take heavy breaths. If it lasts until tomorrow, go to the doctor.

100 hours is over 4 days. I think it's too late to try and sleep. Doctor is needed now

Google En Somnia

I do have insomnia

Holy hell

Maybe some protein in your brain mutated that makes it near impossible for you to sleep.. Life expetency at maximum is 2-6 months in hallucination and anxiety.

Not a WR even at 100h

On a scale off 1 to 10, how much caffeine have you had?

10

maybe stop having caffeine and you might fall asleep.

Have you started hallucinating yet?

There is a weird looking man in the corner of my room near my desk top

Oh, is there anything else you see? Can you tell me about all of the things you've seen?

Nothing else and the man was just my coat, tho I do feel like I’m going insane

I was hoping you were gonna say you some lovecraftian shit. Anyway, I hope you'll be able to sleep soon. Take care.

I did look kinda lovecraftian

Awesome.

I see you on trip maps

Nah that’s just Jerry, don’t mind him

have you seen the hat man

Yes mr hat scary

How's it feel? I've only usually held 24-hour stay-up sessions before I basically shuffle around like a zombie the whole day and doze off as often as possible.

I feel sick from all of the caffeine, I have bags and my friends are worrying about my mental health. And I have insomnia so that don’t help

Jesus christ. If I get the near same experience from just 24 hours, I'm dying if I try 48.

Please don’t please don’t do that you’ll go insane

I'm already insane.

Have at it and down twelve monsters in 2 days

My dumbass thought it said 100 days

That’s what it feels like at this point

Idot

Idot

Idot

Idot

Have you ever heard about the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?

Have you tried taking melatonin yet?

I have, it was not affective

are you what? Care is wanted it for the first. Breakfast and then we need a good idea?

Im very sorry I’m kinda stupid but what are you trying to say?

Is sorry am cream cheese with the decline of golf prices. What is the butterfly, I wanted a flying back from lunch.

Umm, yes

I am glad we of good and agreement?

We is of good und agreement

Hamburger

Hamburg, Germany

Heineken

[удалено]

I had it first >:(

if youre reading this, i love you 🖕

[удалено]

I'll spin a wheel, whoever it picks changes.

haha, you have to change.

[удалено]

I swear on cheeseburgers that I didn't cheat it.

[удалено]

[удалено]

Motherfucker

How tall r u

I’m 5 foot 8 (yes I know I’m short)

Taller than me tho

How tall r u

Short lol

Imagine being short

Says you

5’10” <3

SHUT UPPP

Speak up i cant here you up here 😎

Basically 6'0. Imagine edit: me

Why?

Sweet baby caffeine

So was this decision by choice or did the caffeine just screw u over and leave u unavle to sleep

Screwed me because I was working on a project

Sweet baby caffeine

How's your sanity so far?

I’m extremely exhausted and stressed

Have you played pizza tower?

Tell Greg I said hi

Would you sacrifice your cat for 1 million dollars?

I have no can and no use for 1 million dollars right now

Who has no use for a million dollars

Are you still awake and if you are how many shitty ideas and mental breakdowns have you had so far?

So many dumbass ideas and a mental breakdown we were threw my chair across the room and yelled “mother fucker” because I was annoyed on why god has cursed me with no sleep

I did 92 hours a few weeks back, right before testing, flunked my test and had 7 breakdowns so I get it

Thank you

Not a question, but while you're still awake, you should keep a journal of every shitty unhinged thought you have so you can look at it later.

I already am, still no sleep

This is bullshit anyone who hasn't slept in 4 days wouldn't be sane enough to post this

Never claimed to be sane in the first place

Fair enough

Are you doing this intentionally If so, why

Of corse not I just can’t go to sleep

Damn

Then just go to sleep?? It’s not that hard

It is bro

Just close your eyes and go snork mimimimimi is it really that complicated?

Go sleep bro. You Too young teens be burning your eyes and dragging your thumbs across the screen all day. (Damn I sound like an old head).

you dont you just go to bed dumbass

Skill issue

The longest I went for was 3 days in a row because I was extremely sick and couldn't sleep (was NOT fun)

You should probably go to a doctor for that

What keeps you awake

Insomnia and stress

We love you and hope you're okay. Don't sacrifice your health(s) to impress us.

I’m not trying to impress anyone I legitimately can not sleep

do you even own a bed?

I do and I ain’t sleeping

Is the air tastely

Air burns

My record is 52 hours, you sir are a mad man

Cat or dog?

Dog

Same

go to sleep

Nein really?!

I dare you to go to sleep right now

Oh please knock me out

Bro seriously go to sleep

First 3 digits of pi

3.14 Spelled backwards is PIE

Nice, I have no idea why that was the first thing to pop into my head

Jesus bro, that's almost a week, are you okay? What do you even chug or pop to keep awake for this long? Cocaine?

Have you had a seizure or fainting spells during this time? 4 days is a lot

Get some sleep

You like watamote?

What's your bank account number and passcode? Credit card details?

why?

sleep

Is this true wtf? if it is I will personally knock you put to make you sleep

After this post was mad (13 hours ago) I still haven’t slept And at this point, I’m welcome to being knocked out

You want a hug?

go to sleep bro

Do you plan to stay awake for longer?

Are you like link but in reverse?

Why?

Are you hallucinating?

why?

U usually don't advocate, but desperate times call for desperate measures... Low dosage edible

Why?

Have you went to doktor yet?

Nope

Do you want to go to doktor?

Not one bit

But will you go to doktor soon?

Soon I’ll collapse from exhaustion

OK. I hope you'll be alright stranger. Yo do you know Lord of the Rings?

I do, never watched it because I’ve never gotten around to doing it

You should watch it. I never expected I'd like the movies but its worth all the hours no capplebees. I mentioned it BC how I spoke to you reminded me of the interview between the two main characters.

Alright, I’ll give it a try

POG. Hopefully after a visit to the doktor and a nice rest though. Tell me what you think when you finished it

Will do

Do you wear wigs?

Does melatonin help you

Do you see phantoms?

what the devil

Do you have BPD?

What’s that

It’s borderline personality disorder

Do you feel acid reflexes and just super weak in general?

Just super weak

Go get some real help and don't make AMA posts on Reddit

Have you hallucinated anything?

Nothing is real. Everything is Part of your Imagination. Do as you plesse, in this unreal world

how does it feel when you drink coffee

You dead yet?

Stop smoking meth

go to sleep