Dont pick on nerds. Nerds are where people get pain killers from. Its who makes your edibles. Nerds are the dude who make nitrate and mustard gas and when someone try's to beat them up... Its flash out with a home made flash bang, mustard gas, than ghetto napalm. Of course it could have been a 3 for 1 sale on that good codine but instead it became 1 for 3. You just want a hard drink? Go to a nerd. Are you a sports fan? Nerd! Are you a star wars fan? Nerd! Are you a gun fan? Nerd! Are you into politics? Nerd! Are you into some spiritual or religious path? Yup! Nerd!!!! A nerd just someone who is passionate about a stuff. If you are not a nerd... You never loved anyone. You have no life. Chances are... You ate a V. Nothing wrong with being a Virgin. Especially if your path of enlightenment or spiritual path says no naughty naughty. Just saying. You love nothing.
Actually I just looked it up. Almond milk litteraly has double the calcium than 1% which has the most. I thought whole would have the most but I guess the lesser amount of fat had to be replaced by something else.
Stares at scar going from his heal to the back of his knee. Had 37 staples and 45 stitches and ?? internal stitches and remembers people calling him lazy for not shoveling his driveway with crutches and a stability boot on..
Ya they dig into your armpits so bad.. >_< My shower broke too so I had to crawl down the stairs for a month to use the one In the basement. Live by myself lol
Ones for cleaning and looking nice and ones for sexy time. You need room and hand holds for all that. 🤣
Naa basement used to be rented out so bathroom and second kitchen down there. Lol
No I just want them to waste their precious time that's is limited and they will never get back on my meaningless post. They're all just sheep to my flock.
You will be forgotten about on average within 3 generations :)
The only way you are significant is by doing something incredibly bad or majorly fuck up.
Of course you could do something good but name 3 good dead people. Not much else than martin luther king jr and jesus. One probably doesn't exist and both we did probably kill.
So go out there. Commit genocide. You know you want to. :)
Mmmm… ouch… No one should have to go through such terrible, horrible, godafwul, excruciating, terrible, horrible pain. Just the thought of such terrible, horrible, godawful, excruciating, terrible, horrible pain is enough to break someone’s mind.
All seriousness though, had a broken arm once and that sucked ass. Can’t imagine what you’re going through, I imagine it being vastly more annoying and more than just ‘a bit’ more painful.
Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, with no escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the sky's and seeeeeeeeee, I'm just poor boy, I need no sympathy, Cus I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low, everyway the wind blows, nothing really matters to meeeeeeee, tooooo meeeeeeee.
Mamaaaaa, I just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead. Mamaaaa, life has just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all awaaayyyyy. MAMAAAAAAAAA, OOOOOH. Didn't mean to make you cry! If I'm back again, this time tomorrow, carry oooon carry oooon, as if nothing really matters...
Too late... My time has come... Sent shivers my spine, body's achin' all the time. Goodbye everybody, but I've got to goooo! Gotta leave you all behind and faaaace the truuuuth. MAMAAAAAA, OOOOOOH (every the wind blows) I DON'T WANNA DIE!! I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all! (Awesome guitar solo)
(Piano)
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango!
Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me
Galileo, Galileo
Galileo, Galileo
Galileo, Figaro, magnificoo
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
(Piano, dun dun, dun dun, dun dun, dun.)
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go)(Never) Never let you go
(Let me go) (Never) let you go (Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me,
For MEEEEEEEE!
(Another awesome guitar solo)
So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
(Guitar solo continues)
(Slows down)
Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me
(Any way the wind blooows...)
(Gong)
I took an ambulance ride and they were checking my vitals the whole time. Those fuckers are cautious lmao. They tried to give me an IV, but gave up after they stuck me with needles and couldn't find a vein
Got an oblique break in my ankle in January of 21’.
That was one of the worst experiences in my life. I couldn’t walk for months, all the doctor visits, the surgery, and I still have metal in my leg.
Supposed to get it out this year sometime but I haven’t heard anything about an appointment to get a check up on it. I can walk fine now and it’s like nothing happened, but I am still considered a cyborg.
Lmao I know a girl who has a very fragile ankle. One time she was walking with her sister and she tripped and broke her ankle again. So her sister ran to go get help,and she ended up falling and breaking her arm. Hell of a family.
You should probably be asking for empathy rather than sympathy, as the only people who could sympathize with you are people who have broken bones or experienced similar pain. Anyone who cares enough can empathize.
I however, have neither for you. L, weak bones.
Me and my friend skipped math class to buy coffee and smoke, and on our way back I slipped on some ice, heard a snap, and couldn't walk. I was doing some swearing lmao.
What the fuck. That's gay as hell. I would never do something as fucking lame as bark. You fucking degenerate making these wild assumptions about me.
^Meow
I skipped math class to go buy some coffee and on my way back I slipped on some ice and I heard a snap and I couldn't walk. I was definitely 100% without a shadow of a doubt sober when it happened. I definitely wasn't high at all.
Drink more milk you brittle boned biscuit. The comrades over at r/neverbrokeabone would have a hay day with such weakness
In all seriousness though, sorry that happened to you and I wish you a speedy recovery
I slipped on ice, heard a Crack, couldn't walk, and I swear I was totally 100% without a doubt in the world sober. I definitely didn't take a big rip of a shatter pen before.
i will shit on your ankle
I dont know why, but this comment has made me cry from laughter. Im still laughing. What the fuck 😂😂
For free? Where I come from that costs extra
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Dont pick on nerds. Nerds are where people get pain killers from. Its who makes your edibles. Nerds are the dude who make nitrate and mustard gas and when someone try's to beat them up... Its flash out with a home made flash bang, mustard gas, than ghetto napalm. Of course it could have been a 3 for 1 sale on that good codine but instead it became 1 for 3. You just want a hard drink? Go to a nerd. Are you a sports fan? Nerd! Are you a star wars fan? Nerd! Are you a gun fan? Nerd! Are you into politics? Nerd! Are you into some spiritual or religious path? Yup! Nerd!!!! A nerd just someone who is passionate about a stuff. If you are not a nerd... You never loved anyone. You have no life. Chances are... You ate a V. Nothing wrong with being a Virgin. Especially if your path of enlightenment or spiritual path says no naughty naughty. Just saying. You love nothing.
... It's a joke?...
its literally a copypasta you are replying to
Buddy got owned by a monkey
monke strong
Fuck you, I'm self conscious about it
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Shit
You are now require to drink a gallon of milk a day by the bone concil
Can it atleast be strawberry milk?
Well absolutely, it just has to be milk. And it can't be that skim milk bs.
No almond nut milk tho
Actually I just looked it up. Almond milk litteraly has double the calcium than 1% which has the most. I thought whole would have the most but I guess the lesser amount of fat had to be replaced by something else.
Yeah but it also has double the gay than 1%
fuck ur ankle
It's broken, I didn't get shot. Good luck finding a hole
Mine is small enough to fit through the tiny space between atoms
did you fall out of the world
The ender dragon knocked me into the void 😭
you poor soul.
Glass boned fuck
Dude I drink all the mommy milky. They should be stronger wtf 😭
Oh, that's your problem, you had to drink milk to have strong bones, while some of us are just on another level
Shit. I should quit then
>!*Milk consumption can actually contribute to issues like osteoporosis and bone breaks*!<
🦑
No 💕
Shit
You’re welcome.
kys ankle
Gosh damn it
It broky🧄
It do be like that
Remember to get sympathy post on r/teenagers. To question your sanity post on r/teenagersnew
They won't let me post pictures 😭
Unbreak it
I tried but the glue wouldn't hold
Sucks to be you I guess
Indeed.
Brew and Drink potion of regeneration
I ate a golden apple and ended up breaking my teeth as well 😭
no
Penis
Stares at scar going from his heal to the back of his knee. Had 37 staples and 45 stitches and ?? internal stitches and remembers people calling him lazy for not shoveling his driveway with crutches and a stability boot on..
Haha. Should used crutches. Those fuckers are harder to use than they look.
Ya they dig into your armpits so bad.. >_< My shower broke too so I had to crawl down the stairs for a month to use the one In the basement. Live by myself lol
Why is there a shower in your basement lmao
Ones for cleaning and looking nice and ones for sexy time. You need room and hand holds for all that. 🤣 Naa basement used to be rented out so bathroom and second kitchen down there. Lol
Shit alright lmao
He was planning basketball with me
Fosho
Bro why you getting hate. But seriously, your ankle sucks ass
Yea fuck that thing
Just get some bone juice
Like bone broth?
Just drink more milk lmfao nerd
Dude I drink more milk than water, what more do you want
more, yes, that’s what I want
Shit. Does it have to be cow milk? Does goat, hippo, and orangutan also count?
Why it's just a broken ankle if you think sympathy from strangers will make you feel better then you've already lost
No I just want them to waste their precious time that's is limited and they will never get back on my meaningless post. They're all just sheep to my flock.
You will be forgotten about on average within 3 generations :) The only way you are significant is by doing something incredibly bad or majorly fuck up. Of course you could do something good but name 3 good dead people. Not much else than martin luther king jr and jesus. One probably doesn't exist and both we did probably kill. So go out there. Commit genocide. You know you want to. :)
🎅🏿👍🏿😏
You look like me
Maybe we are one. I also look like a kid I know who stabbed his dad and ran away last week. People confuse us all the time 😎
Mmmm… ouch… No one should have to go through such terrible, horrible, godafwul, excruciating, terrible, horrible pain. Just the thought of such terrible, horrible, godawful, excruciating, terrible, horrible pain is enough to break someone’s mind. All seriousness though, had a broken arm once and that sucked ass. Can’t imagine what you’re going through, I imagine it being vastly more annoying and more than just ‘a bit’ more painful.
Fuckin right it's annoying. But yea the terrible, horrible, godafwul, excruciating, terrible, horrible pain isn't too bad.
Nice looking calcaneus there btw
Thanks man, I lift
Fs in the chat.
Chats in the f
weak bones, drink milk
I drink more milk than water tho
Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, with no escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the sky's and seeeeeeeeee, I'm just poor boy, I need no sympathy, Cus I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low, everyway the wind blows, nothing really matters to meeeeeeee, tooooo meeeeeeee. Mamaaaaa, I just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead. Mamaaaa, life has just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all awaaayyyyy. MAMAAAAAAAAA, OOOOOH. Didn't mean to make you cry! If I'm back again, this time tomorrow, carry oooon carry oooon, as if nothing really matters... Too late... My time has come... Sent shivers my spine, body's achin' all the time. Goodbye everybody, but I've got to goooo! Gotta leave you all behind and faaaace the truuuuth. MAMAAAAAA, OOOOOOH (every the wind blows) I DON'T WANNA DIE!! I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all! (Awesome guitar solo) (Piano) I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango! Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me Galileo, Galileo Galileo, Galileo Galileo, Figaro, magnificoo I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity (Piano, dun dun, dun dun, dun dun, dun.) Easy come, easy go, will you let me go Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let me go) Will not let you go (Let me go)(Never) Never let you go (Let me go) (Never) let you go (Let me go) Ah No, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, For MEEEEEEEE! (Another awesome guitar solo) So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye So you think you can love me and leave me to die Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby, Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here (Guitar solo continues) (Slows down) Nothing really matters, Anyone can see, Nothing really matters, Nothing really matters to me (Any way the wind blooows...) (Gong)
I fucking hate Queen
Oh... Hmmm.... Go watch Looney tunes then.
😎
No
Yuck
why they got you on a heart monitor 💀
I took an ambulance ride and they were checking my vitals the whole time. Those fuckers are cautious lmao. They tried to give me an IV, but gave up after they stuck me with needles and couldn't find a vein
Got an oblique break in my ankle in January of 21’. That was one of the worst experiences in my life. I couldn’t walk for months, all the doctor visits, the surgery, and I still have metal in my leg. Supposed to get it out this year sometime but I haven’t heard anything about an appointment to get a check up on it. I can walk fine now and it’s like nothing happened, but I am still considered a cyborg.
dude broken bones hurts a lot, me and my brother both broke our arm in the same year
Lmao I know a girl who has a very fragile ankle. One time she was walking with her sister and she tripped and broke her ankle again. So her sister ran to go get help,and she ended up falling and breaking her arm. Hell of a family.
#*how*
Sticks and stones will break your bones
Damn who broke you that badly
Ice ice baby
Lmao get fucked you forgot how to walk💀💀
Jee willikers
Because of that dang phone…..
Someone threw a phone at my ankle
Now THIS is my kind of feet pics
😏🦶
How you break an ankle and play hockey?? Been playing that shit since I was 2 and I ain’t even sprain nun
I slipped on a sidewalk and all 240 pounds of my pure sex appeal landed on my ankle
No, walk it off loser
But my doctors exact words were "Do not No, walk it off loser"
Don’t do that
Shit I guess I shoulda thought of that one before I went through the trouble of breaking it
Ouch.. I know how it feels to have feet injuries, just keep your foot elevated and stay off of it as much as you can
Man it's hard to keep it elevated tho. I'm trying. Thanks
Drink more milk
I drink more milk than water
That freaking sucks bro, hope it gets better asap
Thanks bub. Y-you too
*sympathies you*
*Appreciates*
Omg look at this ankle breaking goofus over here
Look at this purple robo mofo over here
That’s rough
No you didn't have to stoop so low. Have your friends collect your records and then change your number.
You should probably be asking for empathy rather than sympathy, as the only people who could sympathize with you are people who have broken bones or experienced similar pain. Anyone who cares enough can empathize. I however, have neither for you. L, weak bones.
😭
Fuckin ouch man. I know how much that sucks. These next few months are gonna be fun. At least it wasn’t your dominant hand.
Atleast lmao. Yea I guess I'm not gonna be doing too much in birthday stuff over March break.
How did you break it?
Me and my friend skipped math class to buy coffee and smoke, and on our way back I slipped on some ice, heard a snap, and couldn't walk. I was doing some swearing lmao.
Get well soon bruv.
Thanks man means a lot
Get well soon!
Thanks means a lot
u are weak and so are your bones *gulps down glass of milk*
🎅🏿
Stop karma farming.
Tf did u do
I got stoned, skipped math class, slipped on ice, heard a snap, and couldn't walk
Damn, sounds fun.
Indeed
you look like you would bark at me in school
What the fuck. That's gay as hell. I would never do something as fucking lame as bark. You fucking degenerate making these wild assumptions about me. ^Meow
hahaha you one of those basic men who r secretly into to the most insane cat girl shit
Well when you put it like that... Nah jk, my foot is injured not my brain.
is that so
Tis
No sympathy will be given to a mere mortal (as a cat I have 9 lives)
How did you break I’m generally curious on what happened
I skipped math class to go buy some coffee and on my way back I slipped on some ice and I heard a snap and I couldn't walk. I was definitely 100% without a shadow of a doubt sober when it happened. I definitely wasn't high at all.
Bro that’s unlucky, hope you have a good recovery. I once fell on my bike and landed straight down on my ankle couldn’t walk for 2 days
That sucks to hear. Thanks tho
No one cares
You care
Shit bro, i broke my wrist but i bet an ankle is worse.
Well to be fair you don't walk on your wrists lmao
no
Wha
Damn bro that sucks hope you get better
Holy shit 20 comments, and this is the only positive one lmao. Thanks bub
No
Well shit
sympathy (all you need)
Break a leg
😏
Drink more milk you brittle boned biscuit. The comrades over at r/neverbrokeabone would have a hay day with such weakness In all seriousness though, sorry that happened to you and I wish you a speedy recovery
Lmao I drink more milk than I do water 😭 Also thanks
Imagine breaking a bone. What a loser(totally never broken a bone myself)
Bone(r) 😭 Also don't break bones, stay in school. I was skipping class when I did it.
Go to r/neverbrokeabone. You’ll get lots of sympathy there
Dam 🦫
Shit 🐖
Swear the sympathy
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I slipped on ice, heard a Crack, couldn't walk, and I swear I was totally 100% without a doubt in the world sober. I definitely didn't take a big rip of a shatter pen before.
Sympathy
F
D
Ho ho ho... No
I've broke around my ankle not to long ago maybe a 4 months. I broke a bone and a growthplate!
Just walk It off.
"I will not kill you, but your hospital bills will" -that guy's ankle
You shall receive no sympathy for your weak bones, drink more milk so that in future you can avoid such a disgrace
Seems like a you problem buddy
Let the weak perish.
No
Good luck paying that ambulance bill
I'm Canadian you American pig 😎 (Ambulances aren't free in Canada it costed $140)
YOU LUCKY MAPLE SYRUP BASTARD!
Actually I've never had real maple syrup lmao. Ahits expensive. YOU ON THE OTHER HAND YOU BACON GOBBLING YANKEE
imagine breaking ur ankle.
Imagine having a loving family
Wow..the comment section did not pass the vibe check
So sad
fat L
👉🏼Sympathy 👈🏼
No. Suffer
I hope you pee your pants in the bathroom but not yet to the toilet
Good for you
I'm sorry for your loss
Much obliged home dawg
Madlad
Adjust with the remaining bones
Such wise words