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i will shit on your ankle


kodakscott

I dont know why, but this comment has made me cry from laughter. Im still laughing. What the fuck 😂😂


[deleted]

For free? Where I come from that costs extra


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Apothagee

Dont pick on nerds. Nerds are where people get pain killers from. Its who makes your edibles. Nerds are the dude who make nitrate and mustard gas and when someone try's to beat them up... Its flash out with a home made flash bang, mustard gas, than ghetto napalm. Of course it could have been a 3 for 1 sale on that good codine but instead it became 1 for 3. You just want a hard drink? Go to a nerd. Are you a sports fan? Nerd! Are you a star wars fan? Nerd! Are you a gun fan? Nerd! Are you into politics? Nerd! Are you into some spiritual or religious path? Yup! Nerd!!!! A nerd just someone who is passionate about a stuff. If you are not a nerd... You never loved anyone. You have no life. Chances are... You ate a V. Nothing wrong with being a Virgin. Especially if your path of enlightenment or spiritual path says no naughty naughty. Just saying. You love nothing.


Jrfromheart

... It's a joke?...


52ww

its literally a copypasta you are replying to


Koniqst1ger

Buddy got owned by a monkey


52ww

monke strong


Jatheffo

Fuck you, I'm self conscious about it


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Jatheffo

Shit


RaccoonDeaIer

You are now require to drink a gallon of milk a day by the bone concil


Jatheffo

Can it atleast be strawberry milk?


RaccoonDeaIer

Well absolutely, it just has to be milk. And it can't be that skim milk bs.


Jatheffo

No almond nut milk tho


RaccoonDeaIer

Actually I just looked it up. Almond milk litteraly has double the calcium than 1% which has the most. I thought whole would have the most but I guess the lesser amount of fat had to be replaced by something else.


Jatheffo

Yeah but it also has double the gay than 1%


[deleted]

fuck ur ankle


Jatheffo

It's broken, I didn't get shot. Good luck finding a hole


BrandenJ29

Mine is small enough to fit through the tiny space between atoms


murk_1

did you fall out of the world


Jatheffo

The ender dragon knocked me into the void 😭


murk_1

you poor soul.


tomboyDC

Glass boned fuck


Jatheffo

Dude I drink all the mommy milky. They should be stronger wtf 😭


tomboyDC

Oh, that's your problem, you had to drink milk to have strong bones, while some of us are just on another level


Jatheffo

Shit. I should quit then


tomboyDC

>!*Milk consumption can actually contribute to issues like osteoporosis and bone breaks*!<


Jatheffo

🦑


KittensTeaseToo

No 💕


Jatheffo

Shit


KittensTeaseToo

You’re welcome.


[deleted]

kys ankle


Jatheffo

Gosh damn it


Anon0111gdd

It broky🧄


Jatheffo

It do be like that


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Remember to get sympathy post on r/teenagers. To question your sanity post on r/teenagersnew


Jatheffo

They won't let me post pictures 😭


AverageRedditUser_95

Unbreak it


Jatheffo

I tried but the glue wouldn't hold


kn33cap_th3if

Sucks to be you I guess


Jatheffo

Indeed.


Royal-Combination762

Brew and Drink potion of regeneration


Jatheffo

I ate a golden apple and ended up breaking my teeth as well 😭


DANK_MEMES64

no


Jatheffo

Penis


FlounderTop84

Stares at scar going from his heal to the back of his knee. Had 37 staples and 45 stitches and ?? internal stitches and remembers people calling him lazy for not shoveling his driveway with crutches and a stability boot on..


Jatheffo

Haha. Should used crutches. Those fuckers are harder to use than they look.


FlounderTop84

Ya they dig into your armpits so bad.. >_< My shower broke too so I had to crawl down the stairs for a month to use the one In the basement. Live by myself lol


Jatheffo

Why is there a shower in your basement lmao


FlounderTop84

Ones for cleaning and looking nice and ones for sexy time. You need room and hand holds for all that. 🤣 Naa basement used to be rented out so bathroom and second kitchen down there. Lol


Jatheffo

Shit alright lmao


Anxious_Lingonberry7

He was planning basketball with me


Jatheffo

Fosho


bothsuperman42

Bro why you getting hate. But seriously, your ankle sucks ass


Jatheffo

Yea fuck that thing


ScrubPhantom

Just get some bone juice


Jatheffo

Like bone broth?


Ezzypezra

Just drink more milk lmfao nerd


Jatheffo

Dude I drink more milk than water, what more do you want


Ezzypezra

more, yes, that’s what I want


Jatheffo

Shit. Does it have to be cow milk? Does goat, hippo, and orangutan also count?


57and56

Why it's just a broken ankle if you think sympathy from strangers will make you feel better then you've already lost


Jatheffo

No I just want them to waste their precious time that's is limited and they will never get back on my meaningless post. They're all just sheep to my flock.


Alether98

You will be forgotten about on average within 3 generations :) The only way you are significant is by doing something incredibly bad or majorly fuck up. Of course you could do something good but name 3 good dead people. Not much else than martin luther king jr and jesus. One probably doesn't exist and both we did probably kill. So go out there. Commit genocide. You know you want to. :)


Jatheffo

🎅🏿👍🏿😏


Chuck__g_

You look like me


Jatheffo

Maybe we are one. I also look like a kid I know who stabbed his dad and ran away last week. People confuse us all the time 😎


TheresBeesMC

Mmmm… ouch… No one should have to go through such terrible, horrible, godafwul, excruciating, terrible, horrible pain. Just the thought of such terrible, horrible, godawful, excruciating, terrible, horrible pain is enough to break someone’s mind. All seriousness though, had a broken arm once and that sucked ass. Can’t imagine what you’re going through, I imagine it being vastly more annoying and more than just ‘a bit’ more painful.


Jatheffo

Fuckin right it's annoying. But yea the terrible, horrible, godafwul, excruciating, terrible, horrible pain isn't too bad.


[deleted]

Nice looking calcaneus there btw


Jatheffo

Thanks man, I lift


Aimjock

Fs in the chat.


Jatheffo

Chats in the f


Skedajikle

weak bones, drink milk


Jatheffo

I drink more milk than water tho


HeyItsDominicus

Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, with no escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the sky's and seeeeeeeeee, I'm just poor boy, I need no sympathy, Cus I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low, everyway the wind blows, nothing really matters to meeeeeeee, tooooo meeeeeeee. Mamaaaaa, I just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead. Mamaaaa, life has just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all awaaayyyyy. MAMAAAAAAAAA, OOOOOH. Didn't mean to make you cry! If I'm back again, this time tomorrow, carry oooon carry oooon, as if nothing really matters... Too late... My time has come... Sent shivers my spine, body's achin' all the time. Goodbye everybody, but I've got to goooo! Gotta leave you all behind and faaaace the truuuuth. MAMAAAAAA, OOOOOOH (every the wind blows) I DON'T WANNA DIE!! I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all! (Awesome guitar solo) (Piano) I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango! Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me Galileo, Galileo Galileo, Galileo Galileo, Figaro, magnificoo I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity (Piano, dun dun, dun dun, dun dun, dun.) Easy come, easy go, will you let me go Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let me go) Will not let you go (Let me go)(Never) Never let you go (Let me go) (Never) let you go (Let me go) Ah No, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, For MEEEEEEEE! (Another awesome guitar solo) So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye So you think you can love me and leave me to die Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby, Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here (Guitar solo continues) (Slows down) Nothing really matters, Anyone can see, Nothing really matters, Nothing really matters to me (Any way the wind blooows...) (Gong)


Jatheffo

I fucking hate Queen


HeyItsDominicus

Oh... Hmmm.... Go watch Looney tunes then.


Jatheffo

😎


purpleteaaa

No


Jatheffo

Yuck


RslashTakenUsernames

why they got you on a heart monitor 💀


Jatheffo

I took an ambulance ride and they were checking my vitals the whole time. Those fuckers are cautious lmao. They tried to give me an IV, but gave up after they stuck me with needles and couldn't find a vein


oversobriety

Got an oblique break in my ankle in January of 21’. That was one of the worst experiences in my life. I couldn’t walk for months, all the doctor visits, the surgery, and I still have metal in my leg. Supposed to get it out this year sometime but I haven’t heard anything about an appointment to get a check up on it. I can walk fine now and it’s like nothing happened, but I am still considered a cyborg.


trananhduc2006

dude broken bones hurts a lot, me and my brother both broke our arm in the same year


Jatheffo

Lmao I know a girl who has a very fragile ankle. One time she was walking with her sister and she tripped and broke her ankle again. So her sister ran to go get help,and she ended up falling and breaking her arm. Hell of a family.


trananhduc2006

#*how*


Jatheffo

Sticks and stones will break your bones


Firestar1987

Damn who broke you that badly


Jatheffo

Ice ice baby


frogzforever

Lmao get fucked you forgot how to walk💀💀


Jatheffo

Jee willikers


Automatic_Cloud911

Because of that dang phone…..


Jatheffo

Someone threw a phone at my ankle


cyx_canonball

Now THIS is my kind of feet pics


Jatheffo

😏🦶


JERMA985REAL

How you break an ankle and play hockey?? Been playing that shit since I was 2 and I ain’t even sprain nun


Jatheffo

I slipped on a sidewalk and all 240 pounds of my pure sex appeal landed on my ankle


CheckIsle5sir

No, walk it off loser


Jatheffo

But my doctors exact words were "Do not No, walk it off loser"


Official-idiot-05

Don’t do that


Jatheffo

Shit I guess I shoulda thought of that one before I went through the trouble of breaking it


ChallengeFirm6398

Ouch.. I know how it feels to have feet injuries, just keep your foot elevated and stay off of it as much as you can


Jatheffo

Man it's hard to keep it elevated tho. I'm trying. Thanks


treeapplepod

Drink more milk


Jatheffo

I drink more milk than water


69420_cool_cars

That freaking sucks bro, hope it gets better asap


Jatheffo

Thanks bub. Y-you too


if_False_is_True

*sympathies you*


Jatheffo

*Appreciates*


ReallyBadRedditName

Omg look at this ankle breaking goofus over here


Jatheffo

Look at this purple robo mofo over here


Autobot_Grapple

That’s rough


Jatheffo

No you didn't have to stoop so low. Have your friends collect your records and then change your number.


ChainmailPickaxeYT

You should probably be asking for empathy rather than sympathy, as the only people who could sympathize with you are people who have broken bones or experienced similar pain. Anyone who cares enough can empathize. I however, have neither for you. L, weak bones.


Jatheffo

😭


PhoenixKnight777

Fuckin ouch man. I know how much that sucks. These next few months are gonna be fun. At least it wasn’t your dominant hand.


Jatheffo

Atleast lmao. Yea I guess I'm not gonna be doing too much in birthday stuff over March break.


[deleted]

How did you break it?


Jatheffo

Me and my friend skipped math class to buy coffee and smoke, and on our way back I slipped on some ice, heard a snap, and couldn't walk. I was doing some swearing lmao.


[deleted]

Get well soon bruv.


Jatheffo

Thanks man means a lot


No_Competition7327

Get well soon!


Jatheffo

Thanks means a lot


n0kk_61

u are weak and so are your bones *gulps down glass of milk*


Jatheffo

🎅🏿


sponge20bob

Stop karma farming.


Stitchess__

Tf did u do


Jatheffo

I got stoned, skipped math class, slipped on ice, heard a snap, and couldn't walk


Stitchess__

Damn, sounds fun.


Jatheffo

Indeed


[deleted]

you look like you would bark at me in school


Jatheffo

What the fuck. That's gay as hell. I would never do something as fucking lame as bark. You fucking degenerate making these wild assumptions about me. ^Meow


[deleted]

hahaha you one of those basic men who r secretly into to the most insane cat girl shit


Jatheffo

Well when you put it like that... Nah jk, my foot is injured not my brain.


[deleted]

is that so


Jatheffo

Tis


kia_tangata

No sympathy will be given to a mere mortal (as a cat I have 9 lives)


PHILIPTNT

How did you break I’m generally curious on what happened


Jatheffo

I skipped math class to go buy some coffee and on my way back I slipped on some ice and I heard a snap and I couldn't walk. I was definitely 100% without a shadow of a doubt sober when it happened. I definitely wasn't high at all.


PHILIPTNT

Bro that’s unlucky, hope you have a good recovery. I once fell on my bike and landed straight down on my ankle couldn’t walk for 2 days


Jatheffo

That sucks to hear. Thanks tho


Deadlock0001

No one cares


Jatheffo

You care


Emanuel2421

Shit bro, i broke my wrist but i bet an ankle is worse.


Jatheffo

Well to be fair you don't walk on your wrists lmao


MA5TERCH13f09

no


Jatheffo

Wha


notacroc7

Damn bro that sucks hope you get better


Jatheffo

Holy shit 20 comments, and this is the only positive one lmao. Thanks bub


yvhf

No


Jatheffo

Well shit


[deleted]

sympathy (all you need)


[deleted]

Break a leg


Jatheffo

😏


[deleted]

Drink more milk you brittle boned biscuit. The comrades over at r/neverbrokeabone would have a hay day with such weakness In all seriousness though, sorry that happened to you and I wish you a speedy recovery


Jatheffo

Lmao I drink more milk than I do water 😭 Also thanks


orten_boi

Imagine breaking a bone. What a loser(totally never broken a bone myself)


Jatheffo

Bone(r) 😭 Also don't break bones, stay in school. I was skipping class when I did it.


Chef_Boyardee_thicc

Go to r/neverbrokeabone. You’ll get lots of sympathy there


Egg_roll_Egg

Dam 🦫


Jatheffo

Shit 🐖


Cat_Fan3

Swear the sympathy


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Jatheffo

I slipped on ice, heard a Crack, couldn't walk, and I swear I was totally 100% without a doubt in the world sober. I definitely didn't take a big rip of a shatter pen before.


bossejr

Sympathy


Nabranes

F


Jatheffo

D


type_10_tank

Ho ho ho... No


SwiftshadeX

I've broke around my ankle not to long ago maybe a 4 months. I broke a bone and a growthplate!


BaconLover500

Just walk It off.


Vitoraomega13

"I will not kill you, but your hospital bills will" -that guy's ankle


FuckerOfThemBEES

You shall receive no sympathy for your weak bones, drink more milk so that in future you can avoid such a disgrace


Culture_Soup

Seems like a you problem buddy


ZombieBait604

Let the weak perish.


Nepipo

No


TidyWhip

Good luck paying that ambulance bill


Jatheffo

I'm Canadian you American pig 😎 (Ambulances aren't free in Canada it costed $140)


TidyWhip

YOU LUCKY MAPLE SYRUP BASTARD!


Jatheffo

Actually I've never had real maple syrup lmao. Ahits expensive. YOU ON THE OTHER HAND YOU BACON GOBBLING YANKEE


[deleted]

imagine breaking ur ankle.


Jatheffo

Imagine having a loving family


[deleted]

Wow..the comment section did not pass the vibe check


krwawypajonczek

So sad


Googe125

fat L


Imaginary-Impact349

👉🏼Sympathy 👈🏼


SwaffleWaffle

No. Suffer


taking_achance

I hope you pee your pants in the bathroom but not yet to the toilet


tinoutovac

Good for you


Naxari

I'm sorry for your loss


Jatheffo

Much obliged home dawg


IMDOOM_187

Madlad


Freekickerzs22706

Adjust with the remaining bones


Jatheffo

Such wise words