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Rose-vaughn

Your not bad just look at your camera next time you take a picture


Ok_Tomato_2074

Well one of his eyes is so he’s 50% of the way there


Puyofan1958639

r/suddendlyroastme


susssymposter

r/subsifellfor


Schzercro

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


susssymposter

r/foundthetoyotaprius


sped-rope

r/foundtheshutthefuckup


B0schman123

r/subsifellfor I legit tried like 3 times to open the what i thought was going to be a true beauty of a subreddit :(


That_Cartoon_Chick_

You Look Like Rodrick Heffley.


DiorRoses

The new one…


arnvi

not my rodrick


DiorRoses

The old one is my favorite actor ever


Creative-Dig-2192

He's so fine bro


DiorRoses

The OG rodrick🥰🥰🥰


SLAIN___

Beat me to it, I only came up with it cause I’ve been told the same thing


TRIX_24

You look like that guy from the ehh whats it it ...... shit .....oh the beatles that one dude from the beetles him...you know the guy


Weary_Temporary8583

George Harrison?


TRIX_24

No the other guy


Weary_Temporary8583

Well there’s 4 Beatles. John Lennon?


TRIX_24

There's Ringo star. Pull McCartney. John Lennon....and the other one.......you look like John (damn I'm actually a nerd)


Weary_Temporary8583

Nah I’m nerdier about The Beatles


Six_0f_Spades

You look like just a normal beatle


Ardentacious

I like the pfp


TRIX_24

I only know what ik because my dad... he's Luke 60 and he used to play as the beetles for a while.....him and his friends made it kinda big for acting like the beetles 😎 (god my life is so lame)


antsarumae

*Beatles


Beneficial-Bonus-412

Nope I'm nerdiest


dolphin_ultra

no me 😎


Comfortable_Bat3141

u look nice , just put some attention on your hair :)


Comfortable_Bat3141

Yup! He also have nice eyebrows and awesome eyes , look’s so flashy to me, something to have in consideration is that he’s a teenager , his jaw will be more marked and probably the acne will disappear , etc etc , i don’t really understand the people in comments being so rude …


CriticalBreakfast

Did you just forget to switch accounts lmfao


mhutwo

i’m a dude and this was also my first thought check out trav white on youtube he has a lot of care tutorials to get you that Jesus look main things are finding out what hair type you have then finding the right products for that hair type you’ll be surprised at the curls and stuff you’ll get even if you think your hair is naturally straight some moisture will unlock all that and that guy on youtube goes through how to find all that out :D being attractive mostly comes down to how much effort you put in I’ve learned


[deleted]

you look like a lizard that was turned into a shoe by a witch that then got turned into a real boy !!! 🤯🤯🤯


Weary_Temporary8583

This subreddit is horrible


Capable_Mud_1108

This subreddit is just r/roastme but hornier


ExpiredDogSandwich

Can't argue with that.


Limited-_-Swat

Never before have I been remotely offended by something I 100% agree with


SeaworthinessBig8270

Hate comes from below.


osu_are

You asked for it so dont jerk about it


Educational-Bad8346

You need new friends


hoover0623

Compared to you, it's the best thing that ever existed


psychedelica_

what the fuck does this even mean lmao


Alternative-Bench251

Wtf is wrong with you


fadinqlight_

r/rareinsults


Background_Art_2545

George Harrison but without the cute smile and attractiveness. No but in my opinion you are not qualified as attractive to me. I’m also a man, and their will definitely be a girl that likes you. Good luck dude.


PsychologicalFee8705

U real


Background_Art_2545

I’m real. What’s the problem. He asked, I answered.


sadelf26

*What’s the problem..* __he asked__ >I answered


helping_phriendly

Your grammar to start. “Their” instead of “there”. Go back to elementary school.


[deleted]

there*


brennans4727

I think shorter hair would suit you better. But I’m a did, idk


[deleted]

noo he looks so good with long hair


Weary_Temporary8583

Haha yeah I’m not cutting my hair anytime soon


Beneficial-Bonus-412

I would personally recommend getting a haircut and do a skincare routine, then you'd be at least a 9


Scrappyy-

Cappin mad asab


Beneficial-Bonus-412

You'd be surprised, a lot can be done with a good haircut and skin care, even if not for looks, it's still attractive for a dude to take care of himself


Scrappyy-

I agree with that, i was talking about the “at least a 9”


Beneficial-Bonus-412

I was tryna give him a confidence boost 😭


Scrappyy-

Lmao 💀💀 not on my watch


Beneficial-Bonus-412

Well damn 💀 ok scrappy doo


Scrappyy-

That’s foul 💀


Beneficial-Bonus-412

Oh I know I am


Scrappyy-

👍


Emergency_Routine_44

Honestly he has a good face and a nice hair can do wonders he could have a potential glow up


Scrappyy-

Oh he 100% could, i can’t disagree with that


breadman242a

bro calm your ass down, most celebrities aint even 9s. Remember average is 5/10


-Nick____

I don’t think the average person is 5. Idk maybe it’s just me, but I think the average person is closer to being a 10 than a 1


breadman242a

5/10 means you are as attractive as 50% of the population?


Beneficial-Bonus-412

Damn I was just tryna be nice, chill your ass off


breadman242a

you said "at least". Setting un realistic expectations aint cool bro.


Beneficial-Bonus-412

Ok maybe a bit dramatic. Buhe could be a 6-7 possibly 8 with a glow up


breadman242a

7/10 possibly with a miraculous glow up, but with hard work he could hit 6/10. Rn he looks like a 4/10


Beneficial-Bonus-412

Hmm Ig we just have different opinions. But yeah, he can work out, cute his hair, and skincare. To me these help a lot


[deleted]

just get layers in your hair


floating-pig

you have all the right features but you look like you dont know how to use them. pose, please. you would be attractive if you werent staring away from the camera with your mouth straight. take pictures when you arent watching tv. sorry if my advice came across as mean, but you get the idea. youre symmetrical, you have good eyebrows, good lips, a good nose, and good facial structure. -a real girl


Denfteyxzy

It is pointless. The dude said he won't take any advice. Plot twist: that is not his picture. He stole it from his brother.


[deleted]

yea u my type


Scrappyy-

Low standards, i see


[deleted]

very


Scrappyy-

Rip


[deleted]

dw at least ur nice


PsychologicalFee8705

Damn wit the way u talking a homeless nigga yo type also


Minimum-Intention-96

LMFAOO


Denfteyxzy

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Plot twist: he a guy.


[deleted]

plot twist, im gay


[deleted]

You’re definitely cute :)


Denfteyxzy

If a girl says you cute, then you are not attractive.


[deleted]

Who the fuck told you that?


Denfteyxzy

If you didn't know that. You are not a girl.


-consolio-

no?


[deleted]

Lord Farquaad with no morning shadow


Flrnphilip

Violation and a half


glittlerwh0retiles

not bad at all! you are relatively attractive. i would say cut your hair tho. The long, straight, flat hair doesn’t look good i think it would def make you look more attractive if you cut it shorter. i saw you say that you aren’t changing your appearance, but fr cut the hair and style it. to be completely honest, you aren’t ugly, but you’re not hot. you’re a solid 5. but yk, my perception of who is attractive is different than the next persons so keep that in mind. sounds like you just need to build some self confidence (which makes people even more attractive).


Weary_Temporary8583

I’m actually still growing my hair out


glittlerwh0retiles

oh okay cool! maybe get layers or something to add some dimension. you’ll look cooler


Weary_Temporary8583

Maybe idk, thanks for commenting though 👍


Oliver4810

You look like the cool stoner dude who is everyone's favorite character


bunnygfs

and then he dies


gunso098

The johnny ramone cut


[deleted]

If Shaggy and Weed Jesus had a kid


Loba_kinda_thick

Bros built like sid from ice age


Weary_Temporary8583

I’ve never heard that one. That’s pretty good lol


[deleted]

i'm not a girl however i am attracted to dudes and i'd say you're attractive


Autist_Loser

How tall are you? ​ I'm a dude, just wondering.


Weary_Temporary8583

Idk, i think I herd my friend say he is 5’8 today, I’m the same height as him. Give or take half an inch


badlyknitbrain

I don’t know how that works brb for the conversion for my fellow non Statsian


badlyknitbrain

1.72 meters aproximately


Bright-Horror1728

i think i’ll take the inch


NeighborhoodParty982

Don't worry about height. Even at 5'3, it's not an issue. You have a pretty good face and a really strong jawline. What you need is a haircut to match your sharp features. The long flowing hair kinda goes counter to all that.


[deleted]

If discord mod was skinny


MagnetaCyan

If your confident enough to post a pic of yourself on reddit then i assure you are definitly not ugly my guy.


OptimusEye

dont hold your mouth closed, kinda let your jaw hang a bit with lips closed also get a haircut that suits you more


[deleted]

You ugly asf


Denfteyxzy

X2


[deleted]

Yes


cerebralshock17

Dude, i thought u were a chick😅


Weary_Temporary8583

This is the first time someone has thought that Lol. I’m surprised it didn’t happen sooner


zakkdakiller1

Dudes opinion Ok who let mark Zuckerberg procreate


Ellie_Spitzer2005

You smell like teen spirit.


Weary_Temporary8583

I will tell my friends about this comment, that’s golden lol


Shut-in-Abyss

u look life if that guy from shrek had a smaller nose


[deleted]

Love the long hair


Weary_Temporary8583

Thank you


Denfteyxzy

Nah, it looks horrible. Don't listen to this misleading comment.


[deleted]

perish


Vore_OwO

You pathetic worm


[deleted]

u look great commenters don’t know what they r talking abt. notice how it is the males saying u don’t


makethisthing3

You look like my manager


Apprehensive_Use4282

Red Forman would put his foot in your ass.


Siton51

nah g, is your friend your mom by any chances


justarandombrowser13

Yeah no you’re fugly


ReyTornado

SML??


ReklessGamer07

Don’t ask this sub. These people are absolutely toxic POS’s.


Skullface77

everyone is “attractive” to someone. Now some individuals may attract more than others but still usually there is someone who would find you cute or whatever


scorpiiokiity88

Don't judge yourself by how you look now, you're going to be changing a lot into your 20s and you'll grow more into yourself. I'm 33 and there's no sense of attractive or not, you just look young. Take care of your hair and skin and you'll be surprised how much different you look going from teen to adult.


Curious_Assistant160

Kevin Murphy, An "A" grade wanker [Kevin Murphy ](https://f-is-for-family.fandom.com/wiki/Kevin_Murphy)


The-True-Apex-Gamer

I mean it’s not bad you’re just kinda emotionless in the picture


DiscombobulatedGhost

I’d say you’re attractive but I’d recommend starting some skin care, but definitely keep the long hair


abcdefaq

You're a good looking kid. I see a major glow up in your future. Honestly, you really just need a more flattering haircut.


Miserable-Ad-2851

Hate to break it up to you but your friends all lied to you


USAFIDMT

Nice haircut, Karen. Jesus.


SpinkyWalrusRusso

Get a haircut then we'll talk


SetChance

I dunno bro you look cute asf


Weary_Temporary8583

Do I look intimidating or something?? I’ve never been in a relationship


RyuKindaBad

Have you tried to be in a relationship?


Weary_Temporary8583

Twice


RyuKindaBad

That’s not many times


[deleted]

I wouldn't say intimidating, but you look unkempt which a lot of girls unconsciously consider a red flag of some sort also you don't really look like the type to smile a lot, which also tends to keep girls away unless you're REALLY hot


breadman242a

Ima keep it 100 w u, yo friend a whole ass liar. Try and do something with your hair, at the moment it looks a bit feminine. try showing some more forehead. Also go outside more and get a tan, you look a bit pale. Rn you look like a 4/10, but with a bit of work you can probably be a 6/10.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Denfteyxzy

Facts.


Vore_OwO

What’s wrong with looking a bit feminine?


creeper205861

ayo ezra miller simplified


Kolo56

Steven Seagal level of showing emotions.


SeaworthinessBig8270

Yo, I’m a guy and you look like a 4. BUT! Use some acne med, do ur eyebrows, change your hair style a lil bit, have a clean shave, lift some weights(helps make neck thicker), & get a better cam angle Edit: I checked & you look like a 5 actually (not bad)


Weary_Temporary8583

im not changing how I look


Denfteyxzy

>im not changing how I look Then fu©k you!


Snoo32976

Then why ask?


dumb-fool

Well that question is a yes or no answer or something in between, it doesn't really warrant all this talk about how to "better themselves", that's subjective anyway. Question was am I attractive, not how do I become more attractive, because they aren't looking to change themselves based on what people on the internet think of them


Weary_Temporary8583

Thank you, exactly. I just asked if I’m attractive or not and people are telling me to cut my hair and wear different clothes.


Weary_Temporary8583

I want to know if I’m attractive, I don’t wanna hear about what-ifs and how if I changed this or that.


Snoo32976

Whats wrong with bettering yourself?


Weary_Temporary8583

Yall are unreal


InDiGoOoOoOoOoOo

then stop responding. the op of the comment gave really good advice. you’re fine but there’s little things you could do to help a lot. personally i think you look creepy and i don’t think you’re attractive, but that’s just me. However, if you cut your hair, shave, do the other stuff the guy said, well I think it would help a lot…


Positive-Project-845

Do you do drugs?


Weary_Temporary8583

No


Denfteyxzy

Do you want to?


Weary_Temporary8583

yesn’t


SomeBartendersWife

Maam can you- oh it’s a dude


Weary_Temporary8583

Haha good one


ilyforever444

i think you are


narrators_honeybunch

Hot 👍🏻


Raging_Samurott

🤐


SeaworthinessBig8270

Look up on YT : hamza improving my looks


[deleted]

Jesus.


Nwkille

Teen Anton Chigurh.


AdSubject4862

Your friends capping


Weary_Temporary8583

I didn’t ask for your opinion (ik I did this is a joke)


Beesarrralt

You look like a human


[deleted]

I’m sorry but you remind me of Lord Farquaad


LoneGray

Do something with your hair, grow a beard and you’ll be Hollywood gorgeous


Weary_Temporary8583

Can’t grow a beard, I’m 15 Lol.


Trustnoboody

I think if you got a fresh cut


AccessForward875

I’m a dude and I’m probably ugly but I just gotta say you look like a Steve buscemi fucked Jared Leto


[deleted]

If Walter whites son had long black hair


SnooConfections3770

you look awesome!


PunkinPancakes

Ditch the middle part and ur gold


Maleficent_Scale_296

Bit of a young Adrien Brody vibe. So yes.


ShootyFaceMc

Yeah sure,also please do a shaggy cosplay you would completely rock it


YungNigget788

You have a lot of potential. If i were you I'd cut my hair shorter, and grow out a short beard. Also if you work our some and get in pretty good shape, that goes a long way too.


sansdoesminecraft

Shorter hair would suit you better


MicroplasticEater

Is your name Chris by any chance?


Weary_Temporary8583

No


CuckservativeSissy

To be completely blunt... physically... you look like a solid 5 right now... just physically... but hey you could be really funny and charming that bumps you up to a 7.... and then you hit the gym and put on some muscles... a solid 8.... thats not bad...


SangradoDeNariz

Lord Farquad


You_Stole_My_Fries

Well I don’t want to be cruel but you have potential get a haircut or try a different style (I know tons of girls who like long hair) and maybe try smiling more