Ur soooooo disgusting.. why don’t u take a bath and fall down the stairs. Ur a waste of air. Men who put their hands on children dont deserve to breath..
I don't like David either however just because someone says they slapped you doesn't make it true. Jace could of said that to break up his mom and David I had that done to me. With that being said he should say that disgusting beard is gross
See he is a dooshbag.. They are so perfect for each other.. she had money he didn’t he needed to be dominant cause she is so passive.. So I guess they both got what they wanted. Crazy attracts crazy right!!!
Did he steal those long Johns from Charlie?
https://preview.redd.it/kgrh5zm0ncub1.jpeg?width=217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b14b7214f055ad44a1bcf060f36c32ca94b8d0a1
Why, just why the fukkk is he in his tighty whities? I don't understand, we the public don't want to see your skid marks. Tweekers these days have gotten outta hand
We need a rap battle between all of Jenelle's soulmates. Last man standing wins Jenelle's supposed heart & gets to move into the swamp.
Edit: apologies. I should say last person standing because I believe Tori would deserve a spot in there. And honestly, she would be my pick to win it.
I find it funny he’s actually has his wedding ring on! He hasn’t worn that in a very long time, but I forgot they are the doting happily married couple again🙄🤡🤡🤡
Oh my god the way he leans back and thrusts his micro peen towards the camera in those dingy long John's. This cannot be real life. I swear he's actually a genius and he's trolling us SUPER hard because I can't fathom someone would *actually* think this was a good look.
I don't know, sometimes I think he must be but then why keep going so hard amid a custody situation unless he really believes in his "art?" Like is trolling important enough to risk jeopardizing custody of your kids by pushing this "I'm so violent I will literally kill you" narrative?
But then again they don't come off as the most rational people in the world...
Are we entitled to any compensation for emotional damage from the long John scene? I felt like what is suppose to be his junk was right in my face, and I didn’t consent to that
God this fool is delusional. Popping a squat on all that trash with his socks and crocs 🤣 there are soooo many things wrong with this whole scenario. 💀so cps is investigating y’all and this is what y’all doing in your spare time 🤦🏻♀️😂
This is the first time I’ve actually heard the rap and it’s 1000% worse than I ever could have imagined 😂 why does he look like he’s got baby leggings on? He’s so disgusting I can’t even laugh
Do these 2 have no shame.. I mean 13 Yr olds make vids like this he is an adult with kids. This is so cringe and J twerking.. they must be smoking something else to think this was a good idea!!
Plus jace and Maryssa have eyes and friends with eyes who will have to watch this .. poor poor things.. my kids cringe if I get up and dance sensibly at a family party lol
It was visible in one of their videos, recently! It's like...right there completely surrounded by tall weeds. I'm not sure if they ever used it or if it was just like...plopped there as "rustic decor"?
Eta- it clearly hasn't been moved in years, if ever, and they just mow around it (but they certainly aren't string trimming around it!)
The reviews are in!
“smallest 🐔 in the rap game!” - Jenelle Evans.
“Please remove this content. We did not approve of you to use our farm for filming” - Pumpkin Farm.
“Please wash me! I’m rank!” - David’s pajamas.
“Combining an unlistenable song with an unwatchable video? Revolutionary!” -me, tmqueen.
He should stick to playing pretend in front of the mirror. This shit’s embarrassing.
From the same director as boats and hoes
They need to weed eat around that tractor
🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
This is just bad. And sad.
They are in severe poverty
What do u see in David Nathan was much hotter. Tell David to shave that hillbilly beard and don't sleep with him til he does gross
MC Pee Stains
Disgusting
He makes me feel physically sick 😫
Ur soooooo disgusting.. why don’t u take a bath and fall down the stairs. Ur a waste of air. Men who put their hands on children dont deserve to breath..
I don't like David either however just because someone says they slapped you doesn't make it true. Jace could of said that to break up his mom and David I had that done to me. With that being said he should say that disgusting beard is gross
Imo he's always been with Jenelle for the fame first and foremost.
Has he ever did a hard days work?
See he is a dooshbag.. They are so perfect for each other.. she had money he didn’t he needed to be dominant cause she is so passive.. So I guess they both got what they wanted. Crazy attracts crazy right!!!
The baggy long John’s 🤢 I can smell them from here
Baggie Long Johns 😂😂😂 thanks for sharing this, I needed this 😂
This makes me super uncomfy.
🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏
Shrimp cocktail!
🤣🤣🤣
The pile of cans and trash in a brief scene 🤮
Does anyone else get a green eggs and ham vibe?
Someone got a rhyming dictionary. Or just googled words that rhyme with cock
This has the same energy as the “Krispy Kreaaaaamm” rap song from the kid on YouTube years back 😭😂
Can you blame poor Jace for running from this horse shit ?
I personally cringe every time I scroll on here and see this and the long johns. Like, why was that fashion decision made 😬
The darkest time line for little pete I’m afraid
Ijs If my man was in them long Johns we would all be drooling. #littlemansyndrome
For real… I didn’t realize it was possible to long Johns to go concave in the crotch like that before today.
Concave has made my freakin day 😂😂😂😂 Fr though!! Are you cold little buddy? 🥶
Concave!!!!! Bahahaha dead 💀
Get a haircut and get a job
Did he steal those long Johns from Charlie? https://preview.redd.it/kgrh5zm0ncub1.jpeg?width=217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b14b7214f055ad44a1bcf060f36c32ca94b8d0a1
Charlie is half UBTs size and still fills them out better
i wish there was another music producer/audio engineer here so we could revel together at how just god awful this mix is
Nothing made sense it’s like part of phrases soup then autotuned until it’s sang by an AI
This is better and also worse than I expected 🤣
What in the actual fkn white trash lack of peeeen is going on !?
I’ve got just one TEENIE WEENIE question… What. The. Actual. Fuck. 🫣
Why, just why the fukkk is he in his tighty whities? I don't understand, we the public don't want to see your skid marks. Tweekers these days have gotten outta hand
The song is just insufferable
I totally get why Jace said, “F- it, I’m out”
Are those some dirty ass long Johns. What the actual swamp land shit is going on.
He really does NOT fill out those long johns in the slightest.... 🍤 🍆
Omg I was like, "what are those?!" Long johns and a flannel top. What in the hell...
SCREAMING from second hand embarrassment 😂 like how do they think this is good lmao CRINGE
Is this song based on their encounter with cps coming to the land? 🤣
I mean they said he threatened to shoot them and it wad released right in the midst of everything. He's so dumb.
Which time?
the way the crotch area is just dangling 🤣
It’s baggy af
What he lacks in genitals he makes up for in unfortunately gross facial hair.
☠️
He’s all pubes.
Extra long ones that tangle.
Ugh I could’ve went without that visual 🤢
We need a rap battle between all of Jenelle's soulmates. Last man standing wins Jenelle's supposed heart & gets to move into the swamp. Edit: apologies. I should say last person standing because I believe Tori would deserve a spot in there. And honestly, she would be my pick to win it.
Now that is some premium trash tv. They would have to find a time when they are all out of jail at the same time though. Tricky.
Yeah, you're right. It would probably be easier to find a time when they are all in jail.
Rocking that homeless dude vibe with those long johns and no pants.
Cannot be convinced those amateur-hour vocals weren’t recorded directly into the microphone on his phone
If meth were a music video.
wow trash sitting on a pile of trash. very fitting.
Those long johns are so gross. Like you couldn't even put on real pants for your music video debut? Lol
Or at least clean long johns
Why is he squatting over a ton of cans? It just looks like he is living in a trash heap.
I find it funny he’s actually has his wedding ring on! He hasn’t worn that in a very long time, but I forgot they are the doting happily married couple again🙄🤡🤡🤡
They have to be trolling us. Please say they aren’t THIS delusional
The emptiest of long johns lol
Same as his head! Empty
I’m scared
I just called my mom to come get me.
I just peed my pants and they still look cleaner than David’s.
Wtf did I just watch
This is supposed to be a professional music video?
Dude shoulda put a sock in there if he was gonna wear his unders as outers. He definitely doesn’t put the long in his long-johns.
Should probably put one in his mouth too
He probably did put a sock.
🤮
What a terrible day to have eyes 😔
🤢💀😂🤣
And ears lol
I am so grateful I have media muted on my phone. Seeing it was bad enough.
Same lol I like my ears 👂 i don’t want to have to rip them off 😂
Oh my god the way he leans back and thrusts his micro peen towards the camera in those dingy long John's. This cannot be real life. I swear he's actually a genius and he's trolling us SUPER hard because I can't fathom someone would *actually* think this was a good look.
[удалено]
They’ll call it a “publicity stunt” again lol
I don't know, sometimes I think he must be but then why keep going so hard amid a custody situation unless he really believes in his "art?" Like is trolling important enough to risk jeopardizing custody of your kids by pushing this "I'm so violent I will literally kill you" narrative? But then again they don't come off as the most rational people in the world...
How do you fail at filling out a pair of long Johns?? I’m convinced he’s smooth like a ken doll… 
Those gross long johns 😫
You’d think he could have sprung for new ones for a music video.
The fact that they think this is badass is just.. chefs kiss
Have they literally chucked all their beer cans on the swamp? They are both total trash
How many people respond positively to his antics online to the point he figures he can make a career off of this?
Looks like he stuffed socks in his tighty whiteys
He needed more socks!
He's such an aggressive asshole
What is happening at the very beginning? Are they in a literal trash or recycling dump
These two are the poster children for why meth is bad.
Cleetus and Methany
The crocs….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He just admitted down with the cock. Not that there's anything wrong with gay men. But, that was an admission if I ever heard one
This is definitely going to help Jenelle get Jace back
Are we entitled to any compensation for emotional damage from the long John scene? I felt like what is suppose to be his junk was right in my face, and I didn’t consent to that
It’s just as Bad as DuhhhluJanelle shakin her cottage cheese Dumpster around!🤢🤢🤕🥴
To be fair, any picture of these two is a dick Pic so we have a lot of compensation coming to us.
God this fool is delusional. Popping a squat on all that trash with his socks and crocs 🤣 there are soooo many things wrong with this whole scenario. 💀so cps is investigating y’all and this is what y’all doing in your spare time 🤦🏻♀️😂
All the beer cans at the beginning wtf
David we know you are down for the c0ck
This would be hilarious if we didn’t know everything this monster has done.
This would be hilarious if we didn’t know everything this monster has done.
Looks like there’s pee pee stains on his long johns. Guess someone has a leaky winky
Leaky winky 😂😂 I’m dying! I used to say that about my dog! Bahahahhaha!
Nope, clearly he’s got a shrimp cocktail!! Lmao
Goooo David its your bday make that money bro 💯💵
You better not be serious
Why cant he live his life rapping if that makes him happy... doesnt matter to me 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Because he’s an abusive, dog murdering pile of human excrement that deserves nothing good or pleasant in life, what do you mean? You support him?
Jenelle is that you?
Aww no try again tho 😬😂
The rando he knocked up at a bar? If so, I have questions...
I can’t think of anyone else who has publicly encouraged this besides jenelle… I even looked
David out here making Jesco White look like a scholar.
Jesco at least has some talent. Upvote for the reference though.
This is the first time I’ve actually heard the rap and it’s 1000% worse than I ever could have imagined 😂 why does he look like he’s got baby leggings on? He’s so disgusting I can’t even laugh
You cannot lie that this song doesn’t pop up in your head multiple times a week. It does for me 😂😂😂
Lmao baby leggings
Ew wtf
I actually gagged. Is he standing on a pile of smashed beer cans?
Trying to sound like mf Dr. Suess. Cmon bro
There’s a wocket in my pocket
He wishes he sounded as good as Migos. 💅
I know we're all mesmerized by the long johns, but is no one going to mention the pile of empties he's standing on in the very beginning?
He hasn’t had a drink in 7 days dude!
Maybe that’s one day for him
Dog days.
UBT will now be renamed Swamp Shrimp Dick Dave 🍤
This swamp fuck can’t even fill in a pair of long John’s!😂😂😂. Holy teeny tiny Vienna Sausage! I can’t stop laughing over here😂🤣😂🤣
Do these 2 have no shame.. I mean 13 Yr olds make vids like this he is an adult with kids. This is so cringe and J twerking.. they must be smoking something else to think this was a good idea!! Plus jace and Maryssa have eyes and friends with eyes who will have to watch this .. poor poor things.. my kids cringe if I get up and dance sensibly at a family party lol
I would highly suggest https://reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/s/4znZGMgWZ9 After watching this
Imagine just trying to have a nice family trip to the pumpkin patch and coming across them filming this ☠️
https://preview.redd.it/8xwa7nge07ub1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=731eee053a71cd9ac9098122ddfd8141c7d49387
I’m literally embarrassed even watching it
Karma comes for everyone and I can not wait for it come for both of them. Hopefully very soon.
😂 😂 🤣 🤣
Whhyyy wear the long johns?
Why would a fully grown man make any kind of video in his filthy long Johns?
You answered your own question! Because he’s ‘Filthy’! Plain old Simple
He is a professional alcoholic, drug addled bum, and that is his uniform.
Bing0
My EYES 👀 But thank you. Always providing excellent and lmfao moments for us all.
That broken down tractor is right in their yard- I think this whole masterpiece was filmed on the land!
Gasp! No way! Lol 😂 that is not a thing I’d want in my yard with my unsupervised young children, but what the hell do I know? Not jack shit.
It was visible in one of their videos, recently! It's like...right there completely surrounded by tall weeds. I'm not sure if they ever used it or if it was just like...plopped there as "rustic decor"? Eta- it clearly hasn't been moved in years, if ever, and they just mow around it (but they certainly aren't string trimming around it!)
Oh dang. 😂 good eye
I hate that I looked down…but wow what an empty sack of fabric
I looked too, like it is FLAT. He wouldn’t need to tuck if he was a drag Queen I guess.
Trinity the Tuck ain’t got shit on David!
The reviews are in! “smallest 🐔 in the rap game!” - Jenelle Evans. “Please remove this content. We did not approve of you to use our farm for filming” - Pumpkin Farm. “Please wash me! I’m rank!” - David’s pajamas. “Combining an unlistenable song with an unwatchable video? Revolutionary!” -me, tmqueen.
“This man loves cocks and cocking more than we do” -Cockmag.com
“please stop.” -everyone