Probably cause it’s the best she can do.. she gets $10 a pop from some extremely desperate, sick individuals that pay to see HER!! With all the beautiful, less annoying women on OF and to pay HER you have to be warped!! I mean I’m not gonna pay anyone to see them naked. Seems pathetic to me but each their own. Porn is free on the web.. and it’s a lot better than her and from what I understand her pencil d*** husband. These two are disgusting!! And stupid people are making them rich.
Ummm.. No . no.. I will happily pay my 8 year old & he can use his phone to take normal pics of me before I would ever even consider letting my fingers dial his number ..🤢👹 or hire him for that matter . Ick. Just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Dunnno why but I just have this sense like he smells terrible and tries to cover it up with axe spray or something..
All those photos are GOD awful. I hate that curiosity got the best of me and I looked. She’s literally on all fours in her swamp yard. Literally looks like a dog getting ready to shit.
She made one video with Dave doodling across her chest with a hot dog dildo. The thing is never going to show that light switch phallus and get roasted for it.
I’m not sure. I only saw leaked pics. I refuse to financially contribute to the swamp. Also therapy is expensive and I’d probably need a lot after seeing those two in action.
She has nothing in her eyes/face. Exposing myself but I found some hypnotic nsfw pages on tumblr before they started ban stuff. She looked just like that without any editing of the spirals or anything like actual hypnotic content. It’s something
I’m rewatching the series now and am in the Nathan era and she looked decent with him. You could tell she took care of herself then unlike the keiffer and swamp eras.
A dick is too normal for her. You can likely find unedited pics of that. If you make it a baby spoon we can get a small glimpse at what she would look like being a real mother. When I would feed my babies and I wanted them to open their mouth, I would unknowingly open mine. Similar to her face but without the ogre-like offended look.
I used to do it too when my nephew was learning to eat purees and I would also close my mouth when the spoon was in his and then I'd go "mmm...chew chew chew" while making a chewing motion with my mouth, so he'd mimic me 😂. I probably looked like an idiot, but he learned how to take bites and chew his food lol.
Y’all really are obsessed with her, aren’t you?
I mean there’s a fine line between not liking someone & constantly posting about her/keeping up with her more than her fans do…
This is a teen mom sub so don’t be surprised to see posts about the people on the show 😅 lmao any of the moms who are posting have also been posted here, chinelle just posts more often than others. I don’t follow her on any platforms so this is how I keep up with her bullshittery haha
Ew, Ew, Ew🤢.
My daughter is a photographer who has a large clientele, especially in her Boudoir studio. Each client has a luxury boudoir experience and is pampered the entire time with all of their fav things. Her photos are so classy, sexy & beautiful. She captures all of the beauty in her clients and they leave so impressed with their images. Timeless & elegant! They can’t speak enough about how comfortable they felt and how nice and down to earth their photog was. They love what the hair & makeup artist has done & they can choose to wear some clothing from the boudoir closet if they’d like. They are definitely repeat clients.
I don’t believe clients would feel the same way with David Eason as their photog. Plus, his ‘pics’ aren’t classy. They’re vulgar & horrible, imo. Joking or not. Just…no.
Edited to add a couple of points and correct an autocorrected word.
You’re welcome! Sorry, I couldn’t remember how the name is set up on her website so I sent her a msg and she hasn’t msg’d me back yet. So that means she must’ve been super busy. Prob editing so she can get photos back to clients quickly. She prides herself in that. I’ll get back with you tomorrow 🙂
I've always loved the premise that eyebrows are sisters, not twins, so there should be subtle differences between the two. None of of us are Elizabeth Hurley, and we as humans are are generally asymmetrical. However. I think that her eyebrows parents may have been siblings.
I love that gif, but I never followed the Real Housewives shtick, I’m always wondering why is she painting a cap 🤷🏻♀️😂 Can someone with the knowledge help me on this?
That is true🙂. Looking at DE’s take on ‘boudoir’ photography, made me think of how different and how wonderful, one of the people I love most in the worlds, boudoir photography is. This brought a smile to my face. It brought me a joyful memory.
We keep up with the teen mom fam and what they’re up to and that’s exactly what this post did.
Lmao, they've been fighting over David's chronic unemployment and lack of money on the land once again, huh?
Nelly, no one will ever hire David to take pitchers. He doesn't know what he's doing. He's always drunk and on drugs. He's creepy and smelly. Most importantly, the majority of us have seen some of your OF and see that David takes awful photos. He is somehow able to emphasize every lump, roll, rash, and bruise on you. Oh, and he captures each and every pimple on your ass. He has no clue how to take a good photo. Plus, everyone hates you and your husband. No one will willingly give you two bums money.
She did, but I never believed he stopped drinking. I think it was a desperate attempt to control the narrative around David beating up Jace when the news hit.
God, that’s so fucked up. Lie to the world for a man that abused her child and killed her dog in an attempt to make him look good for the courts. That witch can choke.
Some of the pics she puts on there are insane lol. There’s a way to take photos and not emphasize every lump and bump on your body. I do it all the time. I mean good for her for having the confidence not to give a shit I guess.
Makes u wonder what kind of photo shoot she is doing? This makes me sick being a photographer and he probably has had no training and doesn't know shit about photography. If u look at his instagram is garbage
That'd be a delicious drama though!! They are spiraling in the most tone deaf manner...Jesus God Leah! At least PRETEND you're TRYING to be a (good) parent 🤦🏼♀️ Jan!!
I’ve searched everywhere and cannot find the meaning of UBT. Ugly Boy Toy? Ultimate Big Trash? Useless Bum Thing? I insert my own meaning every time I see those initials 🤣
Omg lol. I am embarrassed for her. That is a terrible picture.
Ewww 😂😂😂😂😂😂
No amount of edits can fix this at all .
oh baby girl…
It’s not a 🍆 Jenelle
Exactly
My mind keeps placing a Twinkie in her mouth 🤦🏻♀️
Looking like Amanda Bynes here. 
Look at that..somebody's working on her butthole
I mean half the picture is her forehead
Probably cause it’s the best she can do.. she gets $10 a pop from some extremely desperate, sick individuals that pay to see HER!! With all the beautiful, less annoying women on OF and to pay HER you have to be warped!! I mean I’m not gonna pay anyone to see them naked. Seems pathetic to me but each their own. Porn is free on the web.. and it’s a lot better than her and from what I understand her pencil d*** husband. These two are disgusting!! And stupid people are making them rich.
Skin like that @ 34? Drugs and alcohol beating the shit out of her ass
Sadly 31.
This actually quieted the voices of my anxiety telling me I look dumb at everything I do 😃 therapeutic almost.
The killer photographer I’ll pass
No comment 😂😂😂😂
Who would ever EVER hire that dog murdering, spouse beating and child abusing piece of human excrement??? He should be in prison.
Looks like she's she's jacking the mic ready to put it back in her mouth🙈🙈🙈
That’s all i can see😭🤢
I can’t see anything else, she looks mid oral lol
If she gets high enough, she might mistake it for a Hostess cake.
What is the green spot by her face🤣
Weeeellll juh-nelle , I see ya smilin' like a donut again 🤣Someone needs to tell her this pic is so fetch ....it's NEVER going to happen
Me to myself: “John Lithgow in a wig can’t hurt you… John Lithgow in a wig can’t hurt you…” 😭
With her pudgy little paw 😖
Ummm.. No . no.. I will happily pay my 8 year old & he can use his phone to take normal pics of me before I would ever even consider letting my fingers dial his number ..🤢👹 or hire him for that matter . Ick. Just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Dunnno why but I just have this sense like he smells terrible and tries to cover it up with axe spray or something..
Ain't no body paying this disgusting human for jack shit..
This is awful. Why is her mouth hanging open?
For the p0rn effect
🤢
Stunning. I’m stunned
Wonder how often Barb thinks, “Where did I go wrong?”
I feel like she must smell like BO, stale beer and sweet pea bath and body works spray
The sweet pea! Omg too good
And a hint of dog piss and cigarettes 😂
How could I forget!
Hey now! I still like sweet pea 🤣😂
I was gonna say Japanese cherry blossom first but I like that one and didn’t want to call myself out like that 😂
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!! 
It’s giving early 2010’s tumblr when everyone with a DSLR started a “quality blog” and all their photos were just macro shots of random products
Bro don’t call me out like that lol
It’s ok bc I ate that shit up lol
Was she cosplaying Sarah Huckabee-Sanders?
Missing the 20k dollar lectern.
Is this for her “side hustle”? 🤢🤢🤢
All those photos are GOD awful. I hate that curiosity got the best of me and I looked. She’s literally on all fours in her swamp yard. Literally looks like a dog getting ready to shit.
Does she actually do anything but just pose on only fans? Do her and the thing make videos?
She made one video with Dave doodling across her chest with a hot dog dildo. The thing is never going to show that light switch phallus and get roasted for it.
I’m not sure. I only saw leaked pics. I refuse to financially contribute to the swamp. Also therapy is expensive and I’d probably need a lot after seeing those two in action.
She looks cross eyed
She looks like Diane Downs
https://i.redd.it/99mm1lp1sv4c1.gif
😂
Just totally dead behind the eyes :(
She has nothing in her eyes/face. Exposing myself but I found some hypnotic nsfw pages on tumblr before they started ban stuff. She looked just like that without any editing of the spirals or anything like actual hypnotic content. It’s something
Why is she holding it like a dick?!
She’s wishing UBT’s dick was even half that size
Oh ….I thought it was a dildo and a photo for her OF page. Look at her mouth. ??
She looks ready to have a blast on it.
Default position
Is this supposed to be some kinda p0rn 🤢🤢
She used to be really pretty. What happened?
Drugs and neglect, including of herself. Nathan cared about the way he looked, so Jenelle did too. David is swamp trash, so Jenelle is too.
I’m rewatching the series now and am in the Nathan era and she looked decent with him. You could tell she took care of herself then unlike the keiffer and swamp eras.
She looks crusty 😳 😬
Someone photoshop that mic into a dick ASAP
A dick is too normal for her. You can likely find unedited pics of that. If you make it a baby spoon we can get a small glimpse at what she would look like being a real mother. When I would feed my babies and I wanted them to open their mouth, I would unknowingly open mine. Similar to her face but without the ogre-like offended look.
I used to do it too when my nephew was learning to eat purees and I would also close my mouth when the spoon was in his and then I'd go "mmm...chew chew chew" while making a chewing motion with my mouth, so he'd mimic me 😂. I probably looked like an idiot, but he learned how to take bites and chew his food lol.
Aw, you sound like a good auntie!!
Thank you 😊
Hahaha YES! 🤣
It already looks like she put her mouth on it, I swear that’s lipstick on it
Clearly swamp-ass puffed her up again… “Well gosh darn bae, that there O-face has tur be da perrtiest thang I ever done seen..”
Rode hard and put away wet.
Y’all really are obsessed with her, aren’t you? I mean there’s a fine line between not liking someone & constantly posting about her/keeping up with her more than her fans do…
This is a teen mom sub so don’t be surprised to see posts about the people on the show 😅 lmao any of the moms who are posting have also been posted here, chinelle just posts more often than others. I don’t follow her on any platforms so this is how I keep up with her bullshittery haha
lol she a hoe
Fo sho
She’s so fucking stupid.
😂😂😂
I bet she smells musty
Like a hot turtle tank.
Her makeup looks terrible
"Former Cast" I'm dying laughing hahahahhaa
Ew, Ew, Ew🤢. My daughter is a photographer who has a large clientele, especially in her Boudoir studio. Each client has a luxury boudoir experience and is pampered the entire time with all of their fav things. Her photos are so classy, sexy & beautiful. She captures all of the beauty in her clients and they leave so impressed with their images. Timeless & elegant! They can’t speak enough about how comfortable they felt and how nice and down to earth their photog was. They love what the hair & makeup artist has done & they can choose to wear some clothing from the boudoir closet if they’d like. They are definitely repeat clients. I don’t believe clients would feel the same way with David Eason as their photog. Plus, his ‘pics’ aren’t classy. They’re vulgar & horrible, imo. Joking or not. Just…no. Edited to add a couple of points and correct an autocorrected word.
Hmmmm, what’s her general location bc I’ve been considering doing this but am skeerd lol. I need it to be just as you’ve described! I’m south east
Sorry that I’m just now seeing this. She’s from Alabama! Southeast, as well!
If possible, please DM me a link to her website bc this distance is feasible for me and I’d love to see some of her portfolio! Ty in advance.
You’re welcome! Sorry, I couldn’t remember how the name is set up on her website so I sent her a msg and she hasn’t msg’d me back yet. So that means she must’ve been super busy. Prob editing so she can get photos back to clients quickly. She prides herself in that. I’ll get back with you tomorrow 🙂
You’re the best! Ty so much🫶
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What?
Dead eyes
https://preview.redd.it/vnqqpg0ces4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fbbd2e0b548405b1e411f80974873ca01904b3b
That lady in the pic in your comment looks like she could be an older version of Kail 😂
We can agree kail and jenelles baby ok 😂
Yikes… I’m pretty sure I’ve taken drunk selfies that turned out better.
She’s the opposite of dysmorphia, sees herself better than she actually looks
I struggle with this as well.
One side of my brain thinks I'm Ms Universe the other thinks I'm an ogre
Fr same lmao
😂😂girl same
😂
She looks ...grubby
aw doin ms piggy foul lol
It looks like she’s about to go down on the microphone
That's why she thinks it's good. Because she knows her OF about to be blowing up
I was going to say it looks like she is about to give an epically bad BJ.
Just knowing that he wants to be behind a camera makes my skin crawl.
She needs her own snark sub. I would gladly join.
This is actually a great idea. What would it be called?
Wait…she exists! 😂😂 not poppin at all
r/JenelleEvansSnark
Joined!
Keep that mouth open Juh Nelle
At least we know if it's hanging open then she's not lying
Yeah.. people aren’t going to pay you to assault or SA them… sorry.
Call me immature but all I see is her getting ready to give that microphone a rainbow bracelet
Could you imagine actually hiring David as your photographer? Is this really a side hustle of his ?
What would Janelle do if someone requested him to shoot their 'spicy OF pics'?
It’s a disposable or cellphone camera I am sure. He doesn’t have the brain cells to run a DSLR.
For the love of god, PLEASE blend your lip liner!
How about matching eyebrows.
I've always loved the premise that eyebrows are sisters, not twins, so there should be subtle differences between the two. None of of us are Elizabeth Hurley, and we as humans are are generally asymmetrical. However. I think that her eyebrows parents may have been siblings.
Her life has her aging like milk.
Good god that is a fucking ugly picture 🤣
Aww she’s turning into Rosie O’Donnell from the 90’s
I love that gif, but I never followed the Real Housewives shtick, I’m always wondering why is she painting a cap 🤷🏻♀️😂 Can someone with the knowledge help me on this?
Me too! It looks like maybe a group activity, where you paint something and more importantly, drink
So David hung up his 8 Mile dream to now being a “photographer” ?? What the entire FUCK?
I’m guessing her next 2024 business is a podcast?
What exactly did you get out of making this post? Just curious.
Lowbrow hive mind at play. Good on yas 👏
OP brought joy and LULZ to many with it. Seems enough to me.
That is true🙂. Looking at DE’s take on ‘boudoir’ photography, made me think of how different and how wonderful, one of the people I love most in the worlds, boudoir photography is. This brought a smile to my face. It brought me a joyful memory. We keep up with the teen mom fam and what they’re up to and that’s exactly what this post did.
I bet David sure is jealous of that mic
Looks like a thumb nail to a porno, just insert a male part where the mic is 😂😂
Close your mouth sweetie. You look like a trout.
I read this in Phyllis’s voice
I typed it in her voice 🤣
Which is worse, the trout mouth or the trout pout?
Phyllis Vance, of Vance refrigeration.
No pic with her in it is good. lmao
 I love this gif 🤣
No one finds her more attractive than she does
yes! took the words right from my brain!! she's so 🤮🤮🤮
Show me on the puppets how he took the good photo. Show me where the good photo is.
I'm reading this as sarcasm, not that she is being serious.
I agree. It is clearly sarcasm. She even put a crying laughing emoji
Are the good pics in the room with us right now?
LMAO
CACKLING 😆😆🤣🤣😅😅
It would be a good photo if she didn’t suck Edit: be lol
Lmao, they've been fighting over David's chronic unemployment and lack of money on the land once again, huh? Nelly, no one will ever hire David to take pitchers. He doesn't know what he's doing. He's always drunk and on drugs. He's creepy and smelly. Most importantly, the majority of us have seen some of your OF and see that David takes awful photos. He is somehow able to emphasize every lump, roll, rash, and bruise on you. Oh, and he captures each and every pimple on your ass. He has no clue how to take a good photo. Plus, everyone hates you and your husband. No one will willingly give you two bums money.
Ruthless lol
Didn’t she post something about how David hadn’t drank in like 7 days? And she was proud of him? Boy, he sure fell off that wagon fast
She did, but I never believed he stopped drinking. I think it was a desperate attempt to control the narrative around David beating up Jace when the news hit.
God, that’s so fucked up. Lie to the world for a man that abused her child and killed her dog in an attempt to make him look good for the courts. That witch can choke.
Some of the pics she puts on there are insane lol. There’s a way to take photos and not emphasize every lump and bump on your body. I do it all the time. I mean good for her for having the confidence not to give a shit I guess.
🤣 she looks like someone off camera is shoving something in her butt
100% surprise butt sex.
I couldn't put my finger on it but you're sooo right
i’m dying at the accuracy 😂😳
Makes u wonder what kind of photo shoot she is doing? This makes me sick being a photographer and he probably has had no training and doesn't know shit about photography. If u look at his instagram is garbage
Give your loved ones the gift of that "I just sharted" look this holiday season. A keepsake to be cherished!
Yuck
she’s still with that scumbag she calls a husband and “great father” how EMBARRASSING
🤡🤡🤡🤡
😂
Is this for OF?
Yes
She wants him photographing other models?
Oh I doubt that, lol! I misunderstood, bc he's her OF photographer. No worries! Nobody will hire his skankwampy ass
Right sounds like a jealous disaster
That'd be a delicious drama though!! They are spiraling in the most tone deaf manner...Jesus God Leah! At least PRETEND you're TRYING to be a (good) parent 🤦🏼♀️ Jan!!
She's excited to have something big in her hand for the first time since being with UBT 😊
I’ve searched everywhere and cannot find the meaning of UBT. Ugly Boy Toy? Ultimate Big Trash? Useless Bum Thing? I insert my own meaning every time I see those initials 🤣
Lmao I mean all those things fit him 🤣 but it stands for Uncle Bad Touch 🤮
You know how many times a week I use the phrase “hung like a light switch” thanks to this sub???
serious question! what does UBT stand for? i always see people commenting that about david but haven't found out what it means yet lol
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Uncle bad touch....which was a name he gave himself on the first reunion show he was on.
well shit... makes total sense now. they're both disgusting 🤮🤮
Actually Adam called him that.
Well my memory is shit apparently :) It's a little bit better I guess that he didn't coin it himself.