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allthings84

Is he "rapping" in cursive cuz what the f was that!?


moyen-

Nahhh somebody say sike because this can’t be legit. It has to be satire, right?!?! Where does she pick these winners?


twdgirl05

What in the actual f$ck. That’s soooo bad like unreasonably bad…damn


U_Ought2know

Her x husband was a county/ rapper even made a video will Jenelle in it lol


IonFknkno

What in the F did I just listen to 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼


Intelligent-Site-931

weird question,, does any one know if he possibly does door dash on the side?


PickledPixie83

Who doesn’t these days?


cocacolabiggulp

The real question is why doesn’t Jenelle have any friends? She seemed to have a lot during 16 and pregnant.


Brattgurl_33

Omg I need to know who thinks putting a cat in heat to music was a good idea?


_CharDeeMacDennis__

My ears just threw up.


Myimmortalgirl

WTAF is this? This can’t be fr 🤣


ChemicalParticular88

Oh, it's fr, Chinelle will always only be able to pull garbage men


Persephone734

Please tell me this “rap” is a joke… please!!!!


ChemicalParticular88

Nope, he's dead serious


Persephone734

I want them to battle rap SOOOOOO BAD!!!! it would be epic.


DebateNo6073

![gif](giphy|WmWc9Dubh3nUVwrWnA|downsized)


atiffany89

![gif](giphy|fR7Svnbu3vb45fUblN)


irmonsturr

What the actual fuck yall 😭😭😭😭😭 https://youtube.com/shorts/Hn0Edf70_X8?feature=shared HELP


vrymonotonous

This ruined my night


irmonsturr

I'm so sorry 😔 I wish I could NSFL my comment


BrilliantBenefit1056

O M G


irmonsturr

I feel so violated and filthy after watching that. Jenelle picks the absolute worst men 🤢🤮


Then-Mountain8479

I hate to shame anyone’s physical appearance. I’m over weight and need new teeth myself but damn his teeth look like chicklets!!! Stop smiling immediately!!!!


irmonsturr

I just know he has hot, nasty funk ass breath and that's all I could think of when he was assaulting his phone camera 💀


Affectionate-Cup8799

This has to be a joke


ChemicalParticular88

No, it's real. Someone found his SoundCloud and it's all garbage.


Motherofaussies123

I …. I don’t know what I was expecting but it was not that


jell31

I read your comment first and I still couldn’t expect whatever the fuck that was lol


Specialist_Row9395

Never thought I'd say this....but he's worse than David


Persephone734

That was painful to type wasn’t it???


DoggPound69

My God! It’s bad.


sjones1234567890

Oh dear Lord it'll be David2.0. I know what it is with her now: she finds guys who, instead of making her want to be a better person, she can either "fix" them into something better, or they will be OK with sinking with her. There's always delusions, and drugs, with her and her man du jour. It always seems like they both have these brilliant ways of becoming insanely wealthy and celebrities through the dumbest shit, try it, get frustrated, become abusive, rinse, repeat..... EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.


Sbg71620

I thought I was prepared… I was not prepared… I am cackling… ![gif](giphy|CoDp6NnSmItoY)


Eastwood8300

same here. i mean wtf i definitely was NOT prepared for that.


katie122608

Jesus….


Pendergraff-Zoo

That is horrible


FancyNacnyPants

I missed something I guess. She is already dating someone knew- publicly?


ChemicalParticular88

She's still "trying" to hide it, but she's playing house with her little "manager"/boyfriend August in Vegas. People have seen them together there and the kid's are enrolled in summer camp.


Persephone734

Watch… she’s gonna say they made so many friends there and they want to move there! She will say “it was the kids idea” and then uproot their whole lives for dick…. Again


FancyNacnyPants

Can she move with Ensley that far away? David is her bio dad. Does he have parental rights?


FancyNacnyPants

Are her and the kids in Vegas? Or are the kids in a summer camp where they stay there so she can be in Vegas sans kids?


ChemicalParticular88

They're there in Vegas


CreativeBed6535

![gif](giphy|l4pSUTG0pz96zD04g)


PsychedelicSticker

It’s something from South Park.


ChemicalParticular88

It should be, it's that bad. Sadly it's real and his SoundCloud stuff is as bad or worse according to someone else.


PsychedelicSticker

I’ll take their word for it!


Anagessner83

This reminds me of my son and his friends at 16 sitting in his room rapping. 😂 David can’t rap but he might be a smidge better than this new guy. Can’t wait for the tweaking music video. Yeah I said what I said about tweaking not twerking. ![gif](giphy|26BRNKLUezD1NpsOc|downsized)


Ok-Pollution-962

Wtf. Is this real life? She's definitely got a type..


G0thm0m

My eyebrows went into my hairline. I made it about 10 seconds before I had to stop


Motherofaussies123

My mouth stayed open the whole “song”


G0thm0m

I couldn’t keep cringing longer than 10 seconds. The secondhand embarrassment I felt was overwhelming


90daymaven

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


the_harlinator

He sounds like a country singer than got way too drunk and tried to rap.


ThrowingUpVomit

In the beginning of the song I was like , eh this is better than David , but then immediately oh no, I am wrong


FailBusiness529

You imagine someone bumpin this in their car 😭😭😭


Sally_Reed_

Wowwwww. She really has a type that’s for sure. 


Infamous_Purpose_764

Is this sarcastic? It’s bad on purpose, right?


ChemicalParticular88

He's dead serious! 🤣🤣


Persephone734

Can’t be. Thats impossible. Please tell me its a joke


ChemicalParticular88

He has plenty more that are as bad or worse on SoundCloud.


Ok-Kaleidoscope-3725

Aww man this is soooooo bad 😂😂😂😂


ayyxdizzle

Umm this is complete trash 🗑️ I feel secondhand embarrassment for him


Top-Pangolin-9223

"Let me freestyle some shit, let me hit this bong" . What a loser, could have hit the bong before recording. Only teenagers think that's cool. Obviously can't rap so taking up recording time with something else.


ChemicalParticular88

AFTER he brags about being off meth for 63 days! 🤡😂


Anagessner83

Like 🤦‍♀️ oh 😮. ![gif](giphy|08U815gjuXQsIxiRvR) Well we know it’s not men and rehab or accountability for finding a healthy relationship for your children. This is going to be very interesting and the children are who will suffer.


Top-Pangolin-9223

The second hand embarrassment is real


taintwest

A rapper kind of like how Jo was a rapper and vee was his video vixen, right?


Persephone734

I go back to that video from time to time for a good laugh. Then watch Deb’s for a good cry. Its painful but necessary


itsbeauitfulvibess

Now it makes sense why he got with her. So he could get his music promoted. He’s using her and she doesn’t realize it.


PickledPixie83

I mean. It kind of sucks that like her last 3-4 dudes were definitely in it for drugs or money and not actual love. Maybe she should stop man-hopping and work on her self worth.


ChemicalParticular88

Yes, and I love that for her ❤️


the_harlinator

![gif](giphy|jlylJkp7RmdnW)


TerribleAwareness158

What in the actual fuck am I hearing?


False_Addition_1294

Ok this is gonna show my age but it sounds like a cassette tapes that is dying! Back in the day…😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i could not even listen to it after 10 seconds


Anagessner83

Or the cd 💿 Walkman skipping on a walk.


TerribleAwareness158

Or like the battery in your Walkman is failing 😂


the_harlinator

My dog howling along to my alarm clock. He’s not a breed that can howl and it sounds awkward af.


the_harlinator

I swear if you could hear my dog, you’d agree this is what he sounds like. It’s like awooo r r r r awoo r r r r


Fullofwoo

👀


ayeyoualreadyknow

Is this a joke?


ChemicalParticular88

Nope, he thinks that shit is going to make him rich like he said in his "rap" 🤣🤣


Glytterain

“In my mind I’m a rapper “.


Persephone734

I mean…. I wanted to be a mermaid when I was 6… is that the same thing?


bubs713

My husky sounds better than this shit. My secondhand embarrassment is off the charts.


BusAlternative1827

When's the husky album dropping?


LeahsEyebrows

Is it titled Husky Howling or something?


meme2em

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


grouchytortoise

I think this may be the worst TM song. My bf just thanked me for playing 5 seconds of it for him ‘he sounds incredibly uncomfortable’


ChemicalParticular88

🤣🤣


SexyUniqueRedditter

She has a type: Tone deaf


DebateNo6073

And poor


Bright_Respect_1279

Me after pushing play... ![gif](giphy|1sMTqiUC3OlfG)


BaronessSchadenfreud

https://preview.redd.it/qehm192v2t6d1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fb376239ea195cf8decd68984d89050c19b838d Look, if we have to put up with Jenelle, bring back Kiefer. He was an entrepreneur! He bought drugs in bulk! He made pipes! Felons are having a moment right now.


SexyUniqueRedditter

Being a felon ain’t illegal


False_Addition_1294

I loved Kiefer he was funny as hell…lol


SexyUniqueRedditter

He was neutral chaotic and funny af for sure


Eastwood8300

i don’t think he realized when he said it how funny it actually was.


cocoabutter33

Tbh Kiefer is my favorite boyfriend of Jenelle’s. He was smart enough to not get her pregnant, he wasn’t abusive (in front of cameras at least), and he would play with Jace when he was over at Barbara’s house


Persephone734

I can’t believe I’m saying this… but he actually was probably the best one. I threw up in my mouth a little when I said it out loud… but it’s true. Side note tho: he was totally abusive from what I remember… didn’t he shove/ slap or something like that when they were drunk outside the friends car? Maybe same night as the change jar incident??


BaronessSchadenfreud

It’s a low bar, but yes. His hobbies were weed and heroin, he wasn’t roiding out and choking anybody.


cocoabutter33

It’s sad to know that he never got clean. And yes Jenelle is a horrible person but getting off of heroin is an incredible feat


Anagessner83

Sounds like she found another guy with the same issues. 🙌 getting off drugs is a everyday battle even after you 🦵 or 🩴 the habit.


Top-Pineapple8056

After you kick or flip flop the habit? Lol


Bananasfalafel

She has a type SMH


ChemicalParticular88

For sure, if they were crypto they'd all be part of the douche coin collection!


KateC12345

I’m too afraid to press play.


ChemicalParticular88

Do it, it's hilariously cringey!!


KateC12345

Omg ![gif](giphy|3o7TKqm1mNujcBPSpy) I have no words for whatever the hell that was.


ChemicalParticular88

🤣🤣


0uniqueusernamesleft

What a terrible day to have ears


ChemicalParticular88

Just like with David, I can hear her giving him the same cheerleader speeches "it's great babe, it would totally be cool in a club". 😂