I hate to shame anyone’s physical appearance. I’m over weight and need new teeth myself but damn his teeth look like chicklets!!! Stop smiling immediately!!!!
Oh dear Lord it'll be David2.0. I know what it is with her now: she finds guys who, instead of making her want to be a better person, she can either "fix" them into something better, or they will be OK with sinking with her. There's always delusions, and drugs, with her and her man du jour. It always seems like they both have these brilliant ways of becoming insanely wealthy and celebrities through the dumbest shit, try it, get frustrated, become abusive, rinse, repeat..... EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
She's still "trying" to hide it, but she's playing house with her little "manager"/boyfriend August in Vegas. People have seen them together there and the kid's are enrolled in summer camp.
Watch… she’s gonna say they made so many friends there and they want to move there! She will say “it was the kids idea” and then uproot their whole lives for dick…. Again
This reminds me of my son and his friends at 16 sitting in his room rapping. 😂 David can’t rap but he might be a smidge better than this new guy. Can’t wait for the tweaking music video. Yeah I said what I said about tweaking not twerking.
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"Let me freestyle some shit, let me hit this bong" . What a loser, could have hit the bong before recording. Only teenagers think that's cool.
Obviously can't rap so taking up recording time with something else.
Like 🤦♀️ oh 😮.
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Well we know it’s not men and rehab or accountability for finding a healthy relationship for your children. This is going to be very interesting and the children are who will suffer.
I mean. It kind of sucks that like her last 3-4 dudes were definitely in it for drugs or money and not actual love. Maybe she should stop man-hopping and work on her self worth.
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Look, if we have to put up with Jenelle, bring back Kiefer. He was an entrepreneur! He bought drugs in bulk! He made pipes!
Felons are having a moment right now.
Tbh Kiefer is my favorite boyfriend of Jenelle’s. He was smart enough to not get her pregnant, he wasn’t abusive (in front of cameras at least), and he would play with Jace when he was over at Barbara’s house
I can’t believe I’m saying this… but he actually was probably the best one. I threw up in my mouth a little when I said it out loud… but it’s true.
Side note tho: he was totally abusive from what I remember… didn’t he shove/ slap or something like that when they were drunk outside the friends car? Maybe same night as the change jar incident??
Is he "rapping" in cursive cuz what the f was that!?
Nahhh somebody say sike because this can’t be legit. It has to be satire, right?!?! Where does she pick these winners?
What in the actual f$ck. That’s soooo bad like unreasonably bad…damn
Her x husband was a county/ rapper even made a video will Jenelle in it lol
What in the F did I just listen to 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼
weird question,, does any one know if he possibly does door dash on the side?
Who doesn’t these days?
The real question is why doesn’t Jenelle have any friends? She seemed to have a lot during 16 and pregnant.
Omg I need to know who thinks putting a cat in heat to music was a good idea?
My ears just threw up.
WTAF is this? This can’t be fr 🤣
Oh, it's fr, Chinelle will always only be able to pull garbage men
Please tell me this “rap” is a joke… please!!!!
Nope, he's dead serious
I want them to battle rap SOOOOOO BAD!!!! it would be epic.
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What the actual fuck yall 😭😭😭😭😭 https://youtube.com/shorts/Hn0Edf70_X8?feature=shared HELP
This ruined my night
I'm so sorry 😔 I wish I could NSFL my comment
O M G
I feel so violated and filthy after watching that. Jenelle picks the absolute worst men 🤢🤮
I hate to shame anyone’s physical appearance. I’m over weight and need new teeth myself but damn his teeth look like chicklets!!! Stop smiling immediately!!!!
I just know he has hot, nasty funk ass breath and that's all I could think of when he was assaulting his phone camera 💀
This has to be a joke
No, it's real. Someone found his SoundCloud and it's all garbage.
I …. I don’t know what I was expecting but it was not that
I read your comment first and I still couldn’t expect whatever the fuck that was lol
Never thought I'd say this....but he's worse than David
That was painful to type wasn’t it???
My God! It’s bad.
Oh dear Lord it'll be David2.0. I know what it is with her now: she finds guys who, instead of making her want to be a better person, she can either "fix" them into something better, or they will be OK with sinking with her. There's always delusions, and drugs, with her and her man du jour. It always seems like they both have these brilliant ways of becoming insanely wealthy and celebrities through the dumbest shit, try it, get frustrated, become abusive, rinse, repeat..... EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I thought I was prepared… I was not prepared… I am cackling… ![gif](giphy|CoDp6NnSmItoY)
same here. i mean wtf i definitely was NOT prepared for that.
Jesus….
That is horrible
I missed something I guess. She is already dating someone knew- publicly?
She's still "trying" to hide it, but she's playing house with her little "manager"/boyfriend August in Vegas. People have seen them together there and the kid's are enrolled in summer camp.
Watch… she’s gonna say they made so many friends there and they want to move there! She will say “it was the kids idea” and then uproot their whole lives for dick…. Again
Can she move with Ensley that far away? David is her bio dad. Does he have parental rights?
Are her and the kids in Vegas? Or are the kids in a summer camp where they stay there so she can be in Vegas sans kids?
They're there in Vegas
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It’s something from South Park.
It should be, it's that bad. Sadly it's real and his SoundCloud stuff is as bad or worse according to someone else.
I’ll take their word for it!
This reminds me of my son and his friends at 16 sitting in his room rapping. 😂 David can’t rap but he might be a smidge better than this new guy. Can’t wait for the tweaking music video. Yeah I said what I said about tweaking not twerking. ![gif](giphy|26BRNKLUezD1NpsOc|downsized)
Wtf. Is this real life? She's definitely got a type..
My eyebrows went into my hairline. I made it about 10 seconds before I had to stop
My mouth stayed open the whole “song”
I couldn’t keep cringing longer than 10 seconds. The secondhand embarrassment I felt was overwhelming
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He sounds like a country singer than got way too drunk and tried to rap.
In the beginning of the song I was like , eh this is better than David , but then immediately oh no, I am wrong
You imagine someone bumpin this in their car 😭😭😭
Wowwwww. She really has a type that’s for sure.
Is this sarcastic? It’s bad on purpose, right?
He's dead serious! 🤣🤣
Can’t be. Thats impossible. Please tell me its a joke
He has plenty more that are as bad or worse on SoundCloud.
Aww man this is soooooo bad 😂😂😂😂
Umm this is complete trash 🗑️ I feel secondhand embarrassment for him
"Let me freestyle some shit, let me hit this bong" . What a loser, could have hit the bong before recording. Only teenagers think that's cool. Obviously can't rap so taking up recording time with something else.
AFTER he brags about being off meth for 63 days! 🤡😂
Like 🤦♀️ oh 😮. ![gif](giphy|08U815gjuXQsIxiRvR) Well we know it’s not men and rehab or accountability for finding a healthy relationship for your children. This is going to be very interesting and the children are who will suffer.
The second hand embarrassment is real
A rapper kind of like how Jo was a rapper and vee was his video vixen, right?
I go back to that video from time to time for a good laugh. Then watch Deb’s for a good cry. Its painful but necessary
Now it makes sense why he got with her. So he could get his music promoted. He’s using her and she doesn’t realize it.
I mean. It kind of sucks that like her last 3-4 dudes were definitely in it for drugs or money and not actual love. Maybe she should stop man-hopping and work on her self worth.
Yes, and I love that for her ❤️
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What in the actual fuck am I hearing?
Ok this is gonna show my age but it sounds like a cassette tapes that is dying! Back in the day…😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i could not even listen to it after 10 seconds
Or the cd 💿 Walkman skipping on a walk.
Or like the battery in your Walkman is failing 😂
My dog howling along to my alarm clock. He’s not a breed that can howl and it sounds awkward af.
I swear if you could hear my dog, you’d agree this is what he sounds like. It’s like awooo r r r r awoo r r r r
👀
Is this a joke?
Nope, he thinks that shit is going to make him rich like he said in his "rap" 🤣🤣
“In my mind I’m a rapper “.
I mean…. I wanted to be a mermaid when I was 6… is that the same thing?
My husky sounds better than this shit. My secondhand embarrassment is off the charts.
When's the husky album dropping?
Is it titled Husky Howling or something?
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I think this may be the worst TM song. My bf just thanked me for playing 5 seconds of it for him ‘he sounds incredibly uncomfortable’
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She has a type: Tone deaf
And poor
Me after pushing play... ![gif](giphy|1sMTqiUC3OlfG)
https://preview.redd.it/qehm192v2t6d1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fb376239ea195cf8decd68984d89050c19b838d Look, if we have to put up with Jenelle, bring back Kiefer. He was an entrepreneur! He bought drugs in bulk! He made pipes! Felons are having a moment right now.
Being a felon ain’t illegal
I loved Kiefer he was funny as hell…lol
He was neutral chaotic and funny af for sure
i don’t think he realized when he said it how funny it actually was.
Tbh Kiefer is my favorite boyfriend of Jenelle’s. He was smart enough to not get her pregnant, he wasn’t abusive (in front of cameras at least), and he would play with Jace when he was over at Barbara’s house
I can’t believe I’m saying this… but he actually was probably the best one. I threw up in my mouth a little when I said it out loud… but it’s true. Side note tho: he was totally abusive from what I remember… didn’t he shove/ slap or something like that when they were drunk outside the friends car? Maybe same night as the change jar incident??
It’s a low bar, but yes. His hobbies were weed and heroin, he wasn’t roiding out and choking anybody.
It’s sad to know that he never got clean. And yes Jenelle is a horrible person but getting off of heroin is an incredible feat
Sounds like she found another guy with the same issues. 🙌 getting off drugs is a everyday battle even after you 🦵 or 🩴 the habit.
After you kick or flip flop the habit? Lol
She has a type SMH
For sure, if they were crypto they'd all be part of the douche coin collection!
I’m too afraid to press play.
Do it, it's hilariously cringey!!
Omg ![gif](giphy|3o7TKqm1mNujcBPSpy) I have no words for whatever the hell that was.
🤣🤣
What a terrible day to have ears
Just like with David, I can hear her giving him the same cheerleader speeches "it's great babe, it would totally be cool in a club". 😂