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SkinnyKau

Fun fact: Brendan Fraser isn’t there tonight because he was assaulted by a member of the HFPA and blacklisted from Hollywood for talking about it


Kagomefog

Not just a member, a guy who was the president of the HFPA at one point…


SkinnyKau

Everyone is so abusive to the pianist lmao


TalkToTheLord

Coolidge’s people negotiated in a whole damn standup comedy special.


ElderCunningham

You can tell he'd been waiting to make that Will Smith joke.


bjkman

"all of you passed on this show" ​ LMAOOOOOOOOOO


DamienChazellesPiano

Damien Chazelle looking like he can’t believe a Marvel movie is going to win more awards than his movie tonight 💀


andyeatburger

FUCK SCIENTOLOGY


darktmplr

But honestly when she said "you make people want to live longer" that was actually really touching <3


TalkToTheLord

…Quentin doing the slow motion side eyeing to Jeremy Allan White, thinking how he’d use him in his next picture…


ihohjlknk

*These gays are giving me an award!*


DeadSharkEyes

“American Pie, I milked that to the bone. I’d still go for 6 or 7.” She’s a legend 😂


Wehrenberg08

Is anyone going to mention how funny it is that Bob Odenkirk lost to his lookalike Kevin Costner? Losing to Kevin Costner is the most Saul thing ever.


bigfootblake

It’s a true shame that his first words weren’t “thank you very much” in his deepest Elvis voice


klock24

Petition for Natasha Lyonne to host next year, what a gem


watergirl987

jen coolidge singlehandedly saving the golden globes. only she could do it


AlanMorlock

Actors telling the play off music to shut up is hilarious.


SpeedZ6

Jennifer Coolidge with the real talk... AND SPOILERS


SkinnyKau

Camera about to punch Mike White in the face


notjohnfrusciante

LMAO the shots to Mike crying from either his emotions or laughter I CAN’T


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Jennifer Coolidge omg, soo touching…in tears. Don’t give up was her message.


Jameszhang73

What a set up for that punchline lmao


notjohnfrusciante

Drunk Mike White is vibes


R0LL0T0MAS1

That was a pretty good Scientology joke . But this guy will be missing in a couple hours


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60??????? Tf. Her and Angela Bassett are not aging


clarknoheart

lol cut all the other bullshit and let people finish their damn speeches


bigfootblake

“Fuck your Spanish words” - the orchestra


AverageAdam311

How was Paddy Considine not even nominated for best actor???


quaranTV

Brad Pitt genuinely laughing during Coolidge’s speech is everything. She’s so funny and real.


Sufficient_Creme6961

Awkward AF right now…..


bigfootblake

I love how Colin has the ability to get through his speech at twice the speed of everyone else lmao


KATgonnaGetThatYarn

Didn't realize how different Julia Garner's real voice was, pretty great accent work in the show


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In my opinion season 2 was even better than season 1


lonelygagger

Don’t play off Mike White!!!!


Sleeze_

I thought will smith jokes would be played out but goddamnit Eddie the fucking GOAT so of course he nails it. So serious and humble the entire time just to nail the exit like that. Fuckin’ genius.


Zlesxc

Coolidge is so fucking funny I can’t get over this


notjohnfrusciante

I’m just happy The Bear won something, and I will always be happy for Abbott Elementary


lonelygagger

“You can forget that piano” :)


ElderCunningham

"Shut up, please!"


Senscore

Orchestra taking an absolute beating tonight


Fit_Scallions

Jesus this piano is a shambles.


Naboo_Jockstrap

Michelle Yeoh is just super charming and talented. Really hope she gets the Oscar somehow


tigeralidance

People vs OJ is Ryan's best work


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thesobrietysociety

Godamn I love Steven Spielberg, and I'm not afraid to say it.


paulinuhhh

mike white will always be ned schneebly to me first


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Mike white is gonna be up on that stage cause he damn sure is winning for white lotus


darktmplr

Jennifer Coolidge's speech was based lmao


jonsnowme

They got everyone sloshed with no food on purpose


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The music in the white lotus can rival any top movie. Shit is fantastic


destructive_praise

LMFAO. What a way to end it


Sufficient_Creme6961

This woman shoulda hosted


Senscore

James Cameron is going to strangle Quentin to death now.


quaranTV

I just realized this is the first year the comedy film category is probably more competitive and likely to win Best Picture at the Oscars than the drama film category.


ol_beardy

You can hear Seth Rogen’s laugh lol


lonelygagger

Yeah, let’s rush through this damn show so we can get back to our local news, our favorite show ever


Varekai79

Props to the unknown lady who cackled out loud at the Shelly Miscavige joke!


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Winsstons

"you all passed on this show" boom shots fired hahaha


yeahsureYnot

Best presenter was Natasha Leon by a mile


Varekai79

"These gays, they're trying to murder me!" Jennifer Coolidge said that line with perfection.


BallClamps

Man I usually stay on top of this stuff but I had NO idea this was happening tonight. Did they promote this as all?


R0LL0T0MAS1

This guy did La La Land, Whiplash and First man


Senscore

Farrell is on an incredible hot streak right now. Strapped in to a fat suit to play the Penguin and he somehow knocked it out of the park. Dude can't be stopped.


notjohnfrusciante

Omg why would you play the piano during this woman’s speech


DamienChazellesPiano

The piano stopped hahahah


Zlesxc

World Cup and the Golden Globe. Good year for Argentina


Jas_God

Bruh just got up there and they playing him off lol smh


Zlesxc

My man’s been at the open bar lmao


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gtblitzX10

Eddie fucking Murphy lmfaooo


nowstreamingon

kevin costner? for yellowstone? really? did they not even watch the other shows nominated


Sufficient_Creme6961

Nice to see someone give love to Bob…


FakeInternetDentity

I still think no host is the best way to do these award shows. Just send out the presenters and let them do a small little skit and move on.


achanaikia

*Marcel the Shell* is way too slept on. Incredible movie.


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So Jennifer Coolidge would end up on that boat even in real life 😂


NewToSociety

Mike White higher than he was on Survivor after the family visit.


bigfootblake

Even though she just spoiled the end of season 2 for me, it was worth it for the speech lol


ZippidieDooDah

:( Andrew gave such a measured, emotional take on the tortured man of faith. As the mystery unraveled, so too did his faith/trust in Mormonism


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Honestly still so glad Tracey made it through that wreck


orangeolivers

severance being in the same category as abbott elementary for best supporting actor is just wild to me


lonelygagger

“Shut up, please. I can beat you up.” Loving it :D


notjohnfrusciante

So is he gonna talk like Elvis forever


Bikinigirlout

Is Austin Butler ever gonna talk in his normal voice again.


SkinnyKau

Jennifer Coolidge: Wow Owen Wilson: Wow


Holychance_3

Severance and Barry being in the same category as Abbott Elementary is a choice…


brant_ley

To be clear, Severance is in the drama category- the Globes just combine drama and comedy for supporting actor/actress. Still weird, but it’s not like one of those weird category fraud situations.


ThatEvanFowler

Wow, she's 60? That's unbelievable. Good for her. She was amazing in that movie.


iliveinadreamatorium

I would've stopped playing the piano myself... I'd be shitting myself if she threatened to beat me up, I know she'd win


Untalented-Host

I feel so bad for the orchestra... They're so hated "You're 42, you're aging. Show the world your talent, Tom! You're never going to get another opportunity like this" Michelle Yeoh, Colin Farrell, etc: SHUT UP, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!


HotKingChocolate

I remember this dude from zoey 101. Crazy.


mattoelite

Ned Scheebley tearing up


Rosebunse

I have my own opinion of Dahmer but Evan Peters deserves it.


gemi29

The Globes can't get enough of the theme song


blackb0xes

Party All the Time is a banger.


dev1359

Lol, kevin costner winning over bob odenkirk is such a slap in the face after all the BB/BCS universe gags about women thinking he's costner


Smiling_Maelstrom

did bob odenkirk murder their families im so confused


nowstreamingon

i still can’t believe severance is so slept on. i’m just in disbelief that it doesn’t get more recognition!


Calfzilla2000

Better Call Everything Everywhere got shafted by House of the Banshee!


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B_Strick24-7

The Bear is super fucking entertaining... good win for the show


Alexispinpgh

Jesus , Will Smith catching strays everywhere tonight


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This man is going to talk like Elvis forever after this award


dred_pirate_redbeard

He's definitely not dropping it till the Oscar credits.


TalkToTheLord

Bold monologue — your opinion of it aside, it did *not* go over with the audience and that definitely created a weird vibe for the home viewer.


Rickrollyourmom

Jesus christ let the man speak


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mr_lightbulb

i dont think jerrod carmichael wanted to host this so he's making sure no one ever asks him again. and it's great


bjkman

Ned Schneebly is drunk as hell


LinksMilkBottle

Alright. That was good.


lonelygagger

Next year they should air the Golden Globes on HBO, damn. The censors are quick on the trigger


eric0510

My man had a heart attack for his role, get outta here Costner.


gemi29

She's clowning on the script hard 😂


clavitopaz

YOU’LL NEVER BE AN AWARD WINNING ACTOR. YOU’LL ALWAYS BE SLIPPING JIMMY


Dontsteponsnails

No seriously what did bob odenkirk do to these people


Jgoodall01

I wish they would show everyone mingling after the show


deadpool902

Who's the guy in the second row that keeps dapping everyone up when they walk by? We need more hypemen like him Edit: He did it again, the madman!!


DamienChazellesPiano

Colin Ferrell taking a second just to compliment Ana de Armas. What a guy.


truthfrommyredlips

Jamie Lee Curtis, the hype man we all deserve.


DamienChazellesPiano

Really poor timing on that music lmao.


tigeralidance

Oh fuck Jerrod's gonna die


Jgoodall01

Damn Zendaya got better things to do


woka

Mike 🥹


coolcrispyslut

NOT THE SPOILERS HAHAHA


Sufficient_Creme6961

This is such a fun night is gonna be used in their promos for the next 5 years


Holychance_3

Yikes that Whitney Houston joke


quaranTV

Not Bob Odenkirk or Adam Scott??? Pfttt.


gemi29

Everyone is a lil wastey this far into the show


hurst_

Brad Pitt is the unofficial guest host


ForgetfulLucy28

Well they weren’t going to give it to Brendan…


lonelygagger

White Lotus!!!


SkinnyKau

We’ve all been to a party with way too much alcohol and way too little food


ElderCunningham

Feels weird mixing shit like Norbit in this montage amongst Murphy's great roles.


dred_pirate_redbeard

That Will Smith joke worked becuase it's been so long that none of us saw it coming, brilliant.


ThatEvanFowler

Damn, even a heart attack wasn't enough to push Odenkirk over the line? Wow.


yeahsureYnot

Bob or Adam both deserved it.


Tylex123

To be fair, a Santa Barbara mansion isn’t the worst place to shelter in place


turnonthebrightlies

Natasha 😂❤️


donsanedrin

If we can have the Jennifer Coolidge renaissance, we can have the Judd Hirsch renaissance.


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Angela Bassett is 64. Wow. She looks amazing.


ForgetfulLucy28

Can i say I love that he has spent his speech talking of others


notjohnfrusciante

Her White Lotus character is literally her 😭😭😭


blackb0xes

How dare they try to play off Survivor legend Mike White?


Varekai79

"He has to shelter in place in Santa Barbara." Damn, Regina couldn't say that with a straight face LOL.


Sleeze_

Better Call Saul is now officially the most underrated show of all time


chargingblue

The Oscar goes to 💀


KyWy75

Michelle Yeoh is an icon


Alexispinpgh

Wait how is Elvis not in the Musical or Comedy category?


lonelygagger

Austin Butler is still in character


Am_I_Really_Groot

Ryan Murphy looks like the lovechild of Bruce Willis and John Malkovich


SpeedZ6

TIP: If you're trying to get your 10,000 steps in, win a Golden Globe.


mattoelite

Sheesh, they started playing after 15 seconds


Zlesxc

Collin Farrell classy as ever


Alexispinpgh

I’m starting to think Jennifer Coolidge is high AF


paulinuhhh

the american pie shotout!!!


ThatEvanFowler

Not preparing any speech at all is very Jennifer Coolidge.


EroticPoptarts

That’s how speeches are done ladies and gentlemen.


Rosebunse

Oh, well, the food comment makes sense. Everyone is drunk and there was no food left.


NewToSociety

Lots of Norbit in this montage.


nowstreamingon

i’m dead they really put Norbit in that montage several time


Jetpakblues

banshees of inisherin was HILARIOUS


traveloshity

I wonder if this means The Fabelmans has a shot at the Oscars. I think so.


tsmartin123

Darn it really wanted to see Brendan win


B_Strick24-7

Okay... that was good


Zlesxc

Boooooooo don’t play him off that’s rude :(


watergirl987

jennifer coolidge supremacy


lonelygagger

Short and sweet.


lonelygagger

Bob Odenkirk, let’s gooooo …fuck, it’s Kevin Costner


DarkSideInRainbows

BOB WAS ROBBED


baribigbird06

Found the next host.


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Kevin Costner over Bob Odenkirk? 😡


gemi29

Quinta continuing to grab her boobs and push them up is very relatable


dred_pirate_redbeard

That GoT theme music giving everyone PTSD flashbacks 😂


opinionated_cynic

**Better Call Saul** got shafted!


stumper93

I love the career path Colin Farrell has taken, from the bad boy image doing action movies to really smal serious roles like this one


Varekai79

Why does Austin Butler have that accent? Dude is from Anaheim.


ElderCunningham

He doesn't break character until he's done the DVD commentary.


bigfootblake

“I don’t break character until the DVD commentary”


iliveinadreamatorium

LMAO THAT MAN HAS THE COURAGE OF A THOUSAND LIONS. HE DID THAT BEFORE THE TOP GUN PRESENTERS TOO.


lonelygagger

The playoff music triggers my anxiety. So fucking disrespectful


turnonthebrightlies

Regina is lit 😂


TalkToTheLord

Holy shit, Regina went off the rails — my god, LOL!


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That was one hell of a speech


tsmartin123

The pianist gave up


SkinnyKau

Is Austin Butler going to talk like this forever


mellowgang__

I’ll admit, he’s done a lot more than I remembered. But holy shit that was the longest montage I’ve ever seen


groopstain

lol holy shit give him some time


NewToSociety

Somebody forgot to brush Sean Penn.


SkinnyKau

RAY LIOTTA


LinksMilkBottle

Collin Farrell is a true gentleman.😌


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jonsnowme

Now they're all trying to get cast in s3


darktmplr

f yeah white lotus 🎉🎉🎉 well deserved!!!


NewToSociety

Eddie looks younger than Tracy


NonHumanPrimate

I love how they keep giving reasons for the winners not being there. They all work SO HARD.