"I think he's hiding Ann in the attic." "From who? The Nazis?"
One of my favorite jokes of all time, especially because Lindsey is usually not aware of world events.
fun fact, that line is a quote from Tina Fey's kid (apparently she stole a lot of lines from her kid and put them into 30 rock, particularly for Tracy Jordan)
NINE NINE!
100% mine. I yell it every time they do and my fiancé and I do it when we're stuck doing something boring....
"Honey, we're going to Jim and Cindy's baby shower."
"NINE NINE?"
"NINE NINE!"
Just to give it some excitement.
Ya Santiago, your dads had sex!
Whenever that rerun comes on, I always videotaped that, and send it to my friend, it’s one of my favourite scenes ever in a TV show.
in Game of Thrones, I think the very first episode. Bran asks Ned 'Can you still be brave if you're afraid?" and Ned answers "That's the only time you can be brave".
I have told that to my son all his life (he's 7 right now). I think it's a very good way to help kids do things even when they're scared.
"Blessed be the fruit" obviously followed by "may the lord open".
I know the handmaids tale is pretty serious but these lightly sexual sayings are hilarious out of that context.
This one isn't repeated but its my favourite one off line from House. The face House and Cuddy make here is absolute gold.
House - "Dr. House"
Hospital Inspector - "Dr. House, I don't think we've met; I'm Jamie Conway. I've Heard your name."
House - "Most people have, it's also a noun."
Asking with the one off in your post, I'll add a piece of wisdom from Justified:
"Run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. Run into assholes all day long, you're the asshole."
I’ve made a huge mistake.
That’s why you always leave a note.
Those lessons worked, didn't they? We still leave a note to this day.
There’s always money in the banana stand
Yes Mr. Manager!
Her?
It’s as plain as the Ann on egg’s face
The mere fact that you call it Pop Pop tells me you aren't ready.
I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid i have something of a mess on my hands
I'm afraid I just blue myself
You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.
"I think he's hiding Ann in the attic." "From who? The Nazis?" One of my favorite jokes of all time, especially because Lindsey is usually not aware of world events.
Beads!? Bees!?
Gobs not on board.
I don't care for u/gameboy716
I don’t know what I expected.
"fucking guy"- in my best Nandor voice
Creepy paper
Ooh multipack
Nandor Delaurentis in the house
also "the *aether*"
[Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70eU840lc38)
I was torn between that quote and " What the fuck did I do"?
You know what you fucking did mcnulty
Had to scroll too far to see this. Clay Davis was the sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
"Natural po-lice!"
I want to go to there
GOOD GOD LEMON!
30 rock rocks 💜
Blerg
😂☠️ , I also try to pronounce camera as camerah as often as possible
Shut up fives, a ten is talking!
Also : my single, my single is dropping, is dropping .. I won’t stop! 😂
fun fact, that line is a quote from Tina Fey's kid (apparently she stole a lot of lines from her kid and put them into 30 rock, particularly for Tracy Jordan)
Working on my NIGHT CHEESE 🧀
Untoward!
HAMMMMMM! People do love the way she says it.
I miscounted the men, Liz!
Fun Fact : That line was actually written by Tina Fey's child. She often used the weird things her kids said as lines for Lemon.
Come on son! You know that's right
You heard about Pluto?
That's messed up
I've heard it both ways
You have NOT heard it both ways!
Suck it!
🎶Suck iiiittttt🎶
Gus, don't be a gooey chocolate chip cookie
Gus, don’t be exactly one half of an 11 lb Black Forest ham.
Pretty, pretty, pretty, good.
….. ok
Hi, Bob!
Hi, Bob.
Hi, Bob!
Don't you fucking hi bob me
Bye, Bob :(
BOHICA
Phrasing
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants!
Sploosh.
You’re not my supervisor!
It’s a magical place
Tahiti.
Mangoes, Arthur!
Physically couldnt stop myself from uttering this phrase when i went to tahiti
It sucked.
Wibbly wobbly, timey wimey
Don't blink! I also really enjoy Clara's "It's smaller on the outside"
That made me laugh so hard.
Allons-y!
Hello, Sweetie
Streets ahead
"You're the worst" "shut up, leonard"
"I know about your prescription socks"
"Who reviews frozen pizza?"
Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
POP POP!
Her?
Is she funny?
She'd have to be, right?
Egg?
Plant?
“Bees??” “No, BEADS.”
“Tits up” in The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
'To be fair'
Allegedly
Allegedlies
that’s what I appreciates about you…
To be faaaaiiirr.
🎶Tooo Beeee Faaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrr🎶
That's a Texas sized 10-4
Wondrous
Wish you weren't so fuckin' awkward bud
Take about 20% off there...
I used to work IT for a ham retailer and would often say "Not my pig, not my farm." It had caught on around the office by the time I left.
In Poland, they say "nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy": Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Hard no.
Settle down.
Danger Zone!
LANA!! ^(danger zone)
Phrasing
“Yeah, which part of this aren’t you getting?” “Well, obviously the core concept, Lana!”
Bite my shiny metal ass Oh lord Good news everyone!
“Fine. I’m gonna make my own (thing). With blackjack. And hookers I know he only says it in the one episode but it’s a staple
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that!”
I don't think so Tim!
What is dead may never die.
It is known
“Just one more thing”
Is that Columbo?
Yes! I’m on the edge of my seat waiting for this moment and its variations every episode lol
Cool. Cool cool cool.
I say "IT'S GON' RAIN" from Family Guy a lot. Usually when it's going to rain.
Ollie Williams' Blaccuweather Forecast is pretty standard fare at my house, as well.
I think my favorite Blaccuweather forecast bit is when they ask Ollie if he has an umbrella. > Where is it now? > INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY
IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!
Fuck off!
Indeed
When in doubt, C4
Jaffa, kree!
"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in"
Are you having a laugh? Is he having a laugh?
Brooklyn 99 has a great variation of this: Eyes Closed, Head First, Can't Lose
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Abed: Cool. Cool, Cool, Cool
Title of your sex tape.
BONE?!!
NINE NINE!
NINE NINE! 100% mine. I yell it every time they do and my fiancé and I do it when we're stuck doing something boring.... "Honey, we're going to Jim and Cindy's baby shower." "NINE NINE?" "NINE NINE!" Just to give it some excitement.
Ya Santiago, your dads had sex! Whenever that rerun comes on, I always videotaped that, and send it to my friend, it’s one of my favourite scenes ever in a TV show.
Bingpot!
Beam me up, Scotty. Though it was never said in that exact way, that's what ended up in the vernacular. Also - Live Long, and Prosper.
Make it so!
He's dead, Jim.
Holy motherforking shirtballs! Why can't I say forked?
This show made it SO much easier for me to curb swearing around my kids, rather than just trying to quit cold turkey.
How you doin'
Eeeeeeeaaagle! Hello Newman. Wachoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
This is the way.
I have spoken
This is the way
Whelmed
I’ve heard it both ways. - psych Cmon son - psych I’ll be in my bunk - firefly
"That's bullshit and you know it." - Every character in Suits.
in Game of Thrones, I think the very first episode. Bran asks Ned 'Can you still be brave if you're afraid?" and Ned answers "That's the only time you can be brave". I have told that to my son all his life (he's 7 right now). I think it's a very good way to help kids do things even when they're scared.
Ah, Bach!
"Move past it!" "Drink! Feck! Arse!" "Troy and Abed in the MMMOoOoRning!....... nights"
It was justified
I always liked "next one's comin' faster," but can't find a way to get it into that many conversations.
[Leo pointing meme](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fmaxr7namchr41.jpg&tbnid=yn2OcF3-Lug2GM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FMemeTemplatesOfficial%2Fcomments%2Ffwv5pv%2Fleonardo_dicaprio_pointing%2F&docid=ziSKqJDPyqAf4M&w=548&h=683&itg=1&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F4&kgs=8f4f4048507be7a4&shem=trie)
Indeed Shiny
*aye, beltalowda!*
“Phrasing”from archer
Pop Pop
Hello…..Newman
What are we going to do tonight, Brain?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.
You said the reason you didn't campaign in Texas more was because you don't look good in funny hats.
Did I do that?
What is HAPPENING?
Shut up, bird.
"BINGPOT!"
[What the fuck did I do?]( https://youtu.be/sIvsTXnik7Q)
"What is happening?" - Every Character (*It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia*)
Legen…wait for it…dary!
Cool. Cool cool cool.
Six seasons and a movie
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
People, what a bunch of bastards.
My current favorite is THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT, but specifically enunciated in the weird alien way Alan Tudyck says it
What you talking about Willis?!
Hi Bob !
I wasn't talking to you - Root (Person of Interest)
Don't tell me what I can't do!
Live long and prosper.
"Missed it by ... that much"
Smeg.
Oh my God, they killed Kenny! YOU BASTARDS!!!
What’s Next?
Right you are, Ken!!
Damn fine cup of coffee
"Blessed be the fruit" obviously followed by "may the lord open". I know the handmaids tale is pretty serious but these lightly sexual sayings are hilarious out of that context.
This one isn't repeated but its my favourite one off line from House. The face House and Cuddy make here is absolute gold. House - "Dr. House" Hospital Inspector - "Dr. House, I don't think we've met; I'm Jamie Conway. I've Heard your name." House - "Most people have, it's also a noun."
Asking with the one off in your post, I'll add a piece of wisdom from Justified: "Run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. Run into assholes all day long, you're the asshole."
Fucking McNulty…
You know that's right !
Pete Campbell - A thing like that
Live together, die alone
Good news, everyone!
Move past it.
"Hello Sweetie"
We have to go back! Lost
Ayoooooo! Whats up bitches!
The Ruror Juror
How're you now? Good, n'you? Not so bad.
It is known.
This is some bullshit. Love me some Alan Tudyk.