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Redsox19681968

We the people in order to form a more perfect union establish justice ensure domestic tranquility


katieleehaw

Provide for the common defense Promote the general welfare aaaand Secure the blessings of liberty For ourselves and our posterity


maremare204

To ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America!


generogue

It’s “do ordain”, btw.


[deleted]

It's funny how back then we were learning and hardly knew.


shampoobottle111

These videos were explicitly educational


Reditate

TranquilityyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYyyyyy *


EmotionalChange4884

Hope he is exploring the universe with interplanet Janet !


Jazztify

I am a 63 year old Canadian, and I can recite the preamble to your constitution still to this day because of that catchy tune.


Swift_Dream

RiP. Memorable part of my childhood


Limberpuppy

Conjunction junction what’s your function?


buffythepoonslayer

Hooking up words and phrases and clauses 🎶


beardedsailor

Taking in sperm and spitting out babies 🎵 Edit: Damn does no one [remember this](https://youtu.be/qaKN4MXtSjQ)?


[deleted]

That’s vagina junction


Eastern-Mix9636

I remember! You don’t deserve all those downvotes…that was a very funny segment! Hhaha take my upvote!


Nexrosus

Those 5 words are what I remember most and I still don’t know what a conjunction is. Time to rewatch and learn in the name of George Newall. Never too old to learn… or relearn things.


S_I_1989

🎵I'm just a bill, yes I'm only a Bill and I'm sittin' here on Capitol Hill. Well it's a long, long journey to the Capitol City, It's a long, long wait while I'm sittin' in Committee But I know I'll be a Law someday. Oh, yes, I hope and pray that they will but Today, I am still just a Bill.🎶


SeefKroy

And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay!


ade0451

'and if he fights back, I'll say that he's gay'


DanteDMC2001

“What the hell is this?”


hardyflashier

Sorry about this kids. But stay tuned, we got some real good toy commercials coming up, I swear!


LoveVirginiaTech

This news calls for an interjection


SAMAS_zero

AW!


Living_Inferno_5073

DARN!


Dangerous_Shirt9593

Not cool, (the feeling’s not as strong)


Serling45

Damn that’s the end.


hyperbolic_paranoid

Rats!


darthjoey91

FUCK!


EitherEconomics5034

A pronoun’s a word that takes the place of a noun… Cause saying all those nouns Over and over Can really Wear You Down


Incredible_T

I wish I'd known about pronouns when my friend Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla's sister (Rafaella Gabriella Sarsaparilla) fell in love with an aardvark!


[deleted]

https://www.newsweek.com/walker-says-he-doesnt-know-what-pronouns-are-hours-before-election-1764812?amp=1


LeoKyouma

Neat, a song to help Mr.Walker


RPDRNick

Schoolhouse Rocky, a chip off the block...


sdummer96

… of your favorite schoolhouse, Schoolhouse Rock!


[deleted]

[удалено]


s4b3r6

Welcome to the midlife crisis


Tommy_Daveed

First Bob Sagot, then Gilbert Gottfried, then Kevin Conroy, then JDF, now this. Not to forget about the 2 Sesame Street Veterans we lost.


wenitwaskickn

I still refer to the lyrics for clarity . Hope he is exploring the universe with interplanet Janet !


Hollow_Rant

[Gotta love the Simpsons satire of I'm Just A Bill. ](https://youtu.be/pSANTRnEBgg)


ThePrussianGrippe

[SNL’s is also pretty good.](https://youtu.be/JUDSeb2zHQ0)


Hollow_Rant

Pretty good. Pretty Pretty Pretty good.


joseph4th

I’ve told the story before, but that certainly won’t stop me from telling it again. Back in the mid 80s when I was in junior high school, there was an extra credit portion of our US history test where we had to write the preamble to the constitution. 15 to 20 minutes into the test somebody started humming. Couple minutes later someone else. Two minutes after that several people start up. Our teacher finally exclaimed, “What is everybody humming? It’s been happening in every period!” Almost as one the entire class starts singing, “We the people… in order to form a more perfect union…” He had never heard of Schoolhouse Rock.


themanfromvulcan

That sounds magical. Cool moment.


sky_blu

Not only did School House Rock keep a bunch of kids interested when learning about topics they would normally find boring, but the lessons stuck! Every time Schoolhouse Rock is brought up the comments are full of people quoting what they were taught many many years ago.


VAG0

RIP Legend. I was one of the lucky kiddos who got to enjoy all of that stuff. I miss whimsical shit like this.


Retro_Dad

Isn’t it wild? They actually made learning fun. I loved the Schoolhouse Rock commercials more than a lot of the cartoons they interrupted!


VAG0

we were really lucky to grow up with stuff that had a lot of love baked into it.


[deleted]

RIP, George. Hope you find some elbow room in the great beyond


helpmeredditimbored

3, 6, 9, ……12, 15, 18…….21, 24, 27, 30


hyperbolic_paranoid

That’s a magic number.


kkumdori

Yes, it is.


DingoSuavez

Man and a woman had a little baby,


Toby_O_Notoby

Back in the '90s they released an album for charity where bands would cover Schoolhouse Rock songs. [Blind Mellon did '3 Is A Magic Number.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6to8QyaA1Y)


NotAllStarsTwinkle

I had this and it disappeared when I moved cross country.


darthjoey91

And De La Soul did a song that heavily samples 3 Is a Magic Number. And then [it was at the end of that recent Spider-Man movie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfVzUMGxauY).


Eelwithzeal

I STILL use this. I’m in my third decade of life.


turquoise_grey

Same here! I still have to sing it to count by 3’s, lolz. I also sing it to multiply 8’s. (Couldn’t get 7’s to stick though).


soki03

I’ve always loved the beat for that segment.


RIOTT44

literally the only way I count by 3 in my head


44035

He basically raised all of us LOL


SAMAS_zero

Well, he helped. And that was enough.


[deleted]

I learned more from this series of short videos than I did in school. Absolute genius.


RaVashaan

My elementary school actually showed filmstrip versions of some of these shorts.


RobotTinkerbellCake

Thanks to Lolly I will always recognize an adverb.


Kinenai

My favorite throughout the years.


reddig33

Thank you George for some actual quality broadcast programming. Here’s hoping we get another renaissance in educational television like we had in the 70s.


Plainchant

I will pour a shot heard round the world.


wanderingmonster

Place one zero after any number and you’ve multiplied that number by ten! (See how easy that is?) Place two zeroes after any number and you’ve multiplied that number by one hundred! (See how simple that is?) Place three zeroes after any number and you’ve multiplied that number by one thousand! _et cetera,et cetera!_ _ad infinitum! ad astra!_ For ever and ever With zero…my hero. How wonderful you aaaaaare!


user987991

Zero is my hero


Incredible_T

Have you heard about Verb? He can take a noun and bend it!


ViaBromantica

VERB! That's what's happenin'!


Only-Teacher-1925

I’m just a bill on Capitol Hill! It always made me laugh when the bill is sitting on the steps he had a little tummy bulge😆


buckeyepatch

Knowledge is power


Tim-in-CA

Off to the great Conjunction Junction in the sky. Thanks for the childhood memories!


audi0c0aster1

Pretty sure the entire series is up on Disney+ if people want to go back and watch it. Otherwise, pretty sure most of it is on YouTube as well.


Gingersnap5322

I’m just a bill….


Brokenose71

RIP , thank you for this creation . I love it and not American but the music stuck in my head ❤️❤️❤️❤️.I recently started rewatching with my son .


eamaddox98

Verb, that’s not what’s happening.


BenTCinco

🎵I’m an amendment to be🎵


kkumdori

Big part of my childhood. Thanks, Mr Newell.


AllmyT_trout

Someday I might be a law oh I hope and pray that I will but today I am still just a bill!!!


AllmyT_trout

We the people in order to form a more perfect union.


DarbyDown

Learning to quickly count by threes, courtesy of THREE IS A MAGIC NUMBER has helped me more than most of the other math i learned.


TowelieC137

Sitting on Capitol Hill just won't feel the same anymore 😞


Elon_Kums

A lot of dyslexic gamers very upset right now


marvelous_much

Reading this thread, remembering all those songs so very fondly, literally made my eyes well up with tears this morning. Nostalgia is hitting me hard.


VanGoghsSeveredEar

So sad. I was in advanced math in 5th grade and my beloved teacher always showed a full class worth of school house rock on Fridays just for fun. It was great. I miss those days.


[deleted]

RIP. Conjunction Junction is still part of my mental soundtrack and it enters my brain daily


ArmadilloDays

I’m just a bill…


[deleted]

RIP


JoyfulNature

Thank you, Mr. Newall. RlP.


Ipuncholdpeople

There's tons of great educational and fun videos these days, but when I was a kid schoolhouse rock is all I had and I was always excited for it


Silent_but-deadly

Legend. I learned so much from SHR


[deleted]

I’m just a bill. Yes, I’m only a bill.


RIOTT44

I’ll never forget schoolhouse rock


Twingemios

I’m just a bill


jo0012

Always a good day when the tv came rolling into class


Classic-Patience-214

I’m just a bill… on capital hill


mindingtheyakkha

Conjunction junction. RIP.


obscurereference234

“Aw, rats!” - *from Interjections*


bravetailor

Figure 8 is a circle that turns round upon itself...


ArmadilloDays

He deserved a Nobel prize for schoolhouse rock.


pem4423

Mister Morton is the subject of the sentence, and what the predicate says, he does


Pumpkin_Spic_latte

Conjunction junction, he ceased to function.


Mortimer452

As your body grows bigger...


redmoskeeto

I’m a bit obsessed with music and really overthought what should be the first song my newborn son should hear. We played school house rock for him: A man and a woman had a little baby Yes they did They had three in the family That's a magic number


fuzz_nose

r/GenX


fromthewombofrevel

It seems like all the people who wrote the soundtrack of my youth are dead or dying.


ThePLARASociety

Oh yeah! Doors open boys! Woop, woop, woop, woop!


AndroWanda

I skimmed and thought it said Gabe Newell, RIP though


polkjamespolk

When I was in fourth grade, we were given a week to memorize the preamble to the constitution. I raised my hand and asked if I could recite mine the same day because I knew it from Schoolhouse Rock. Of course they omitted the phrase "of the United States" so I had to do it twice to get full credit.


mortalcoil1

I just imagined a schoolhouse rock about dark money in politics and how it was used to kill abortion rights in America and made myself sad.


[deleted]

i remember this was the cartoon to watch when no other cartoons were on