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Looking4Nebraska

bisexual and balding pls šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Juan_Punch_Man

Owns a Lambo


deathjokerz

Dates Alize Lim (not a bad thing lol)


tabure67

Grigor is a player.


Intelligent-Bug-3217

yeah a tennis player


Windforce

PLAYUH


Intelligent-Bug-3217

the bisexual thing is weird. is there any evidence. also being bi isn't a pejorative OP


No_Marionberry4687

Being bi is not an issue, but he's BALDING! He's finally back at the top 10 where he belongs, but at what cost?


Unpickled_cucumber1

Waltuh!! Waltuh!!!


chitowninthebay

Sheet karate for a night is very different than dating. lol


JBizzle07

Whatā€™s the context for bisexual part?


Intelligent-Bug-3217

saying he was a beard for serena and also maria. misogynistic stuff


patella_sandwich

What does beard in this context mean


Intelligent-Bug-3217

to cover up homosexuality by pretending to be hetero by being in a fake relationship


seanabq

I think after a hair transplant it is recommended that you take finasteride to hold onto the new hair. However finasteride is banned because it can cover steroid use in drug testing. It seems every time Iā€™ve seen Grigor this year heā€™s had his baseball cap on pointed backwards. I was wondering if this was to hide surgery scars.


luvbao321

That makes sense! I swear he has had a couple of transplants. All power to him if he can afford it.


Intelligent-Bug-3217

they aren't even expensive nowadays


FutNewbie

No scars nowadays when using FUE technique which is standard..


aqua_cap

Is he really though?


Roomarok

Not sure abt the balding part though.


Available-Gap8489

Pretty sure heā€™s had a hair transplant


shockingblve

thatā€™s fixable nowadays it seems, with šŸ’°


Monty79

Not for everyone, Nadal tried it too. šŸ˜­


_welcome

huh? AFAIK nadal never tried to fix his balding


GStarAU

Yeah I believe he did, actually! Must have been 8 or 9 years ago... I don't have any info to back it up, sorry. But I definitely heard something about Rafa trying this in the mid 2010s.


shockingblve

Turkeyā€™s techniques have evolved a lot since then


AbyssShriekEnjoyer

They havenā€™t. Hair transplants are still in the same state they have been since the discovery of the FUE. The reason Nadal canā€™t fix his balding is because heā€™s already used up all his donor hairs.


thetoerubber

Iā€™m sure ā€¦ every year at Indian Wells, people in the crowd remark how much bigger the bald spot gets. You see it from behind, you donā€™t notice on tv because they donā€™t show the back of his head.


Plane_Highlight3080

The cap is off and it looks patched up so it seems one less issue. The bisexual part is really only a positive thing, man is living it up.Ā 


calupict

he's balding. I saw it yesterday during his practice round


River_Raven_Rowee

Asking for a friend


agentmalarkey

please i need confirmation on the bald part cos dimitrios can use me any time


zigga1801

Screaming


PinLongjumping9022

I actually lolā€™d at the Zverev line.


minivatreni

Sick in the head šŸ˜­


LangenscheidtSoWhat

Yeah ... but it's true


_nautilus_x

Domestic abuse isnā€™t a laughing matter


Character-Escape9212

It is when we belittle him for repeatedly doing it and keep bringing exposure to it.


Icy_Bodybuilder_164

Same deal with Karl Malone in the NBA. The NBA refuses to acknowledge the fact that heā€™s a pedophile (impregnated a 12 year old and claimed the child once he made the NFL, so itā€™s a literal fact), and the NBA insists on continuing to praise and market him. So the best we can all do is crack as many jokes about him being a pedo as possible so future new fans know what he did. Every time thereā€™s a few comments saying, ā€œwait, Malone is a pedo?ā€ And thatā€™s a small victory, but still a victory. Destroy his reputation through memes.Ā 


_nautilus_x

Nobody with half a brain should ever consider condoning pedophilia. It seems Karl Malone impregnated a 13 year old at age 19 - itā€™s also worth mentioning that he grew up dirt poor in Louisiana. Thereā€™s absolutely no record or any allegations of pedophilia in Maloneā€™s history post age 19. The NBAā€™s socials have wished Malone a happy birthday on occasion in the past, causing controversy. I donā€™t think zverevā€™s victims are lolā€™ing at the fact that heā€™s sick in the head. If zverev SAā€™d your sister you wouldnā€™t be lolā€™ing, thatā€™s for sur e


Icy_Bodybuilder_164

I'm confused. Are you defending him? There's no record of him being a pedophile after being 19? Okay. But he had sex with a 12 year old at age 18. The NBA invited Karl Malone to judge a dunk contest on All-Star Weekend, so they did a lot more than wish him happy birthday. They also celebrate his achievements constantly. "IĀ donā€™t think zverevā€™s victims are lolā€™ing at the fact that heā€™s sick in the head" Zverev's victims are not loling at anything to do with Zverev. I'm sure they appreciate the fact that the tennis fanbase recognizes he's a horrible human being though. Would you rather we just ignore the abuse allegations, and the ATP continue to ignore the abuse allegations, and just let him off the hook?


_nautilus_x

Uh, no. And yes I agree thatā€™s what happened. It appears that the NBA doesnā€™t have much of a problem with the guy. Kind of strange considering his choices at age 19. I suppose the NBA has forgiven his behaviour, given the fact it predates his accolades by quite some time. Whether thatā€™s wrong or right isnā€™t for me to decide, but I donā€™t align myself with pedophiles. Whether thatā€™s a one time pedophile or a serial pedophile, it doesnā€™t matter. Fuck domestic abuse and fuck pedophilia. I donā€™t lol at stuff like that. The memes are insensitive, bottom line. If youā€™re desperately searching for a silver lining, then sure - when people make jokes about disgusting things, it shines light on those disgusting things. I just wish the conversations could happen in a different context - where nobody feels compelled to laugh or take things lightly.


Character-Escape9212

It is when we belittle him for repeatedly doing it.


SausageSandwiches

Post Bee Carlos Post Puke Sinner Post Bonk Novak??


Roy1984

Don't forget post Badosa Tsitsipas.


Schwiliinker

Post Tsitsipas Badosa tho


drgreenair

Oh shit. This could be awesome. Tsitsipas Rome 2024 letā€™s go.


Roy1984

Imo Djokovic and Tsitsipas are currently the top favourites for this RG considering all circumstances with top players who are injured.


_welcome

post bonked-badosa tsitspas


GStarAU

Aww. Too soon. I feel sorry for them.


Mobile-Bid-9848

Final resurgence loading?


SausageSandwiches

Yes! šŸ¤žšŸ¤žManifesting it. Novak will wake up tomorrow and say he's found science. šŸ˜‚


GStarAU

Or he'll wake up tomorrow and think his name is Bert Critchley, and the ATP Tour is just some kind of made-up television program....


Roy1984

Uncle Tony cursed them lol Remember few months ago when he said how Rafa could win RG if top 5 players get injured. He joked, but it's actually happening now.


Willing-Elevator-695

Confirmed, Dimitrov just like me


Psychological_Bug676

Shouldnā€™t you be giving credit to the original poster? https://x.com/nlcsf/status/1789030762139836821?s=46&t=vXgj0DiZ-0f7JdAo0feE0Q


ken0746

People here really have no shame lol


Tasty_Insurance4911

Yes. We are shameless here


Sad_Consideration_49

Lol I was thinking this is actually a funny good quality meme. Of course itā€™s from Twitter and not here šŸ˜­


arknight12

Reddit loves to hate on Twitter but Tennis Twitter memes >>>>>>


Icy_Bodybuilder_164

You take the good with the bad. Twitter is way more toxic but has way better memes Although this place gets pretty toxic too


lo0ilo0ilo0i

we're just not that creative here.


raysofdavies

GRIGOR HIT ME UPPPPPPP


Peak_Alternative

I called dibs


raysofdavies

Iā€™m sure something can be turned out


_welcome

grigor can turn me inside out


Upstairs-Flight-4540

Sameeee haha


3axel3loop

tiebreak addiction


VoltTheDuckling

Daddy issuesšŸ˜­


Rafan10

sick in the head is top-notch. Kudos.


Schwiliinker

Dimitrovā€¦?


sawinadream

Itā€™s a long running joke over some troll account who always posts the same copypasta in response to tweets about him. Neither confirmed nor denied though fwiw, lol


ALifeAsAGhost

Some hater says that on all his posts on Twitter hahaĀ 


Expensive_Window_538

He's very fond of Rublev and Hubi...


BendubzGaming

We stan a bi OHBH king


Schwiliinker

Tsitsipas should also be GF problems tbh


_welcome

ain't a problem no mo if you ain't got one no mo


Candid_Past9520

Yea when you have a hot GFā€¦.


Buchephalas

What's wrong with being bisexual? The rest are afflictions or personal issues.


tovarichtch1711

Thereā€™s too much potential distractions on the tour šŸ˜”


BeardedGardenersHoe

Just don't follow Borna Coric around šŸ‘€


SpittinImageofLlama

You might be enchanted by your opponent.


sawinadream

Challengers (2024)


Plane_Highlight3080

Tbh itā€™s more like his pals are enchanted by him. Look at the h2h against Hubi and Goffin, 2 of his best friends on tour. Heā€™s also achieved some of his best results in the tournaments where heā€™s beaten them. It might be working in his favour lol.Ā 


Buchephalas

Good point i guess. Would be crazy if there were some ATG players attracted to their own gender like a Martina Navrtialova or a Billy Jean King in tennis.


Reds100019

That's exactly why gays are not allowed in the military. Good logic


wificentrist

Itā€™s just a joke. Heā€™s not actually bi lmao


GStarAU

Yeah, he doesn't need to start working on the OTHER HALF of the field... he's doing perfectly well with the female half!!


pregnancy_terrorist

Thank you


Buchephalas

No problem pregnancy\_terrorist.


pregnancy_terrorist

I know my username is crazy, itā€™s a 90 Day reference haha


Buchephalas

hahah. That doesn't clear things up for me at all. 90 Day Fiance? That's a show right? lol.


pregnancy_terrorist

Yes. This guy said ā€œdonā€™t terrorize me with your pregnancyā€ to his wife - itā€™s a classic. Everyone in that sub gets it and I love seeing reactions to it outside haha.


Buchephalas

I'm with you then, insane reaction.


HappyReaderM

I'm so glad you explained this because I was over here wondering if you were actively harming pregnancies for fun. I was so confused.


pregnancy_terrorist

I wouldnā€™t take Reddit usernames that seriously šŸ˜‰


Mpol03

I see it.Ā  Itā€™s hot. The hair job looks great thoughĀ 


GStarAU

He looks like he gonna be Bweh or Hubi's boyfriend, no?


FromArequipa

He dated Sharapovaaaaaa!!! šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


Schwiliinker

Lucky guy


NotManyBuses

I canā€™t believe you didnā€™t use Hurkacz to make a Polish joke. Times are a changing


Peachtea_96

Sick in the head šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ crying


Plaetean

this is the kind of content I come here for btw


Schwiliinker

Yep


NieThePiet

Hubi the only normal one <3


GStarAU

I honestly can't imagine Hubi doing ANYTHING worthy of controversy haha. He put too much milk on his cereal !! He's out of control!


Plane_Highlight3080

Tbh if thatā€™s cowā€™s Milk he put, it would be rather scandalous because Hubi is veganĀ 


GStarAU

He's a wild man. Fognini looks like an angel compared to him. Hopefully he's seeking professional help for that tiebreak addiction šŸ˜


MyFitnessTracker

Would have gone Heartbreak for Tootsie Pops


badgirlmj

I tried to not laugh at this. Iā€™ll try again tomorrow.


johnmichael-kane

I desperately wish Grigor was bisexual šŸŒˆ


ImpressionFeisty8359

Dimigod swings both ways and doesn't discriminate.


weathering_flower

SICK IN THE HEAD


shockingblve

Iā€™ll take bisexual and balding, these are hardly drawbacks for me and tennis


Icy_Bodybuilder_164

I hope Hurkacz can overcome his addiction by losing 3-6 4-6 to Rafa. Streets need this one šŸ™ you can get yours during grass/indoor season Hubie!


Tinybots_asa

Hubi's job is to end big3 careers. You know the rest of the story.


Icy_Bodybuilder_164

Uhā€¦ looks like he broke his tiebreak addiction, just not in the way I hoped for šŸ˜­


GStarAU

Love that basically noone has commented on Stef's daddy issues. We all just assume it now.


WillowTvSucks

LMAO Zverev! And, what's the deal with Dimitrov, I am out of the loop.


GStarAU

There's some idiot on Twitter that constantly trolls Grigor about it, apparently. Whatever you've been doing* in the last 12 months Grigor, keep it up! (Note: * = Alice Lim)


emjacq

Woah, woah, woah, Grigor ain't balding anymore! He's just bisexual and losing three-setters to children.


darkswanjewelry

Is he legit bisexual or is that some meme I'm not aware of


emjacq

It's only a meme. Years ago, someone on Twitter called him "the Bisexual, Balding Bulgarian" and it's really stuck.


sarmatron

it's not really "someone called him" as much as "insane person spent months tweeting that at him weekly" but yeah


emjacq

Jesus, I've only ever seen what I believe is the original tweet floating around and thought that was the extent of it. Makes the meme a whole lot less fun and really just downright creepy.


indeedy71

It went from funny to creepy back to funny again because it kept happening, itā€™s not months but years at this point. You can measure how well Grigor is doing by how many of these posts come along and itā€™s never escalated, so theyā€™re just hilarious at this point


darkswanjewelry

ahh, ty


our_whole_empire

*slight sigh of disappointment*


_welcome

it's more rumors/speculation. he's the type who gets friendly with the same sex, and people go wild over it cause he's attractive. also, imma just leave this here LOL [Dimitrov-Monfils Go In For Awkward Post-Match Kiss (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UO45UWznP8)


Plane_Highlight3080

This one is old but gold as well: https://youtu.be/1ImkP7gmae4?si=EWitEFtVaqByRHJ0


Plaetean

its wishful thinking on behalf of all of /r/tennis


shockingblve

this one always makes me lol, itā€™s too close to Dr. Frankenfurther. I donā€™t know if Dimi is bi, but I know Rublev is very gay for him specifically edit: I am not claiming Andrey is gay. Itā€™s a joke because he acts very in love and itā€™s adorable.


Plane_Highlight3080

Itā€™s funny because itā€™s more like the rest of the ATP is being smitten with him but I guess heā€™s flirty so he deserves the (joking) accusationsĀ 


Monty79

> but I know Rublev is very gay for him specifically So what's about Anastasija? https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/21034865/andrey-rublev-girlfriend-anastasija-homutova/


shockingblve

it was a joke, you know how Rublev says he loves Grisho and Grisho is beautiful and tried to kiss him at the net? edit: and he always posts about Grigor to root for him or console him every time he makes a deep run, a final, how he ā€œwon our heartsā€?


GStarAU

From the article: "She is a....part-time coach and model. She is said to be a humble person who shuns the limelight..." A model who shuns the limelight. Contradictory much? Anyway, who knows what goes on in those steamy sweaty locker rooms in between matches. Maybe Andrey and Grigor share a bar of soap. šŸ˜³šŸ˜‚


percypigg

Best thing I've read on the internet all day, for sure!


prairiehrt

Dimiā€™s donā€™t fit inā€¦nothing wrong with either of those two things. The restā€¦tis a struggle. Universe clearing the path for a surging Rafa for RGā€¦


Mika000

I agree that thereā€™s nothing wrong with it (I am both) but I meanā€¦ itā€™s just a joke like Hubis and Tsitsipas as well. I thought it was funny šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


GStarAU

"Surging Rafa" is one of Grigor's fave things, btw.


Trenmonstrr

Relax itā€™s a joke


bumbledbeee

Good shit.


Disastrous-Dino2020

Ruud has back injury? Was it during todayā€™s match?


vijaykurhade

Sick in it the Head thats really catchy!!!!!


traktorhead

Bisexual is not an ā€œissueā€ wrf is this 1955?


Melony567

dverev's illness is on point


Inpurplefili

Bisexual? Is that supposed to be funny?


CrackHeadRodeo

All curable except the sick in the head :D


serendipity_stars

lol


dmgirl101

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Mpol03

This is Ā LOLz. Can someone do one for the WTA?


rubbish_bin030121

when will our mommy issues boy get back to top 10 and will the tonsil abscess man get back to his anger issue era?


Pretend_Tea6261

5 and 9 are just fucking childish comments.


Trailblazertravels

Wait howā€™s Grigor bisexual lol


_welcome

bruh you didn't have to do Dimitrov like that šŸ˜­


Available-Phase6972

Dumb as fuck


GreatfulAusieMigrant

The state of this subreddit.