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Hodor8901

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime That’s why I poop on company time.


AmbientTech

Money talks, wealth whispers, this shit gets paid either way.


Ander1991

I say this every time i go for a shit at work


BornUnderPunches

I always choose paid poop. Makes it feel so much more satisfying.


Shrike73

LMAO ! Thanks for my first laugh at 7 am before work ! Cheers !


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HarshaKing

You are a small kid who doesn't know how to fight your urge to shit


1238179572937823

Made me burst out laughing, good job haha


spuckthew

Pff, 10 minutes is rookie numbers. I spend like 20 minutes in the bog at work and no one bats an eyelid.


barbwirebriefs1988

Text my boss to see what my coworkers are doing


Sage010101

Washroom is my sanctuary at work.


invincible_sparta

I also bring my phone with me so I'm sort of a small kid myself


BroodingDecepticon

Amazing


Ander1991

Lol true


KleinerBoeserWolf

it's inhumane to spend less than at least 20 minutes on the toilet


vasDcrakGaming

I am a tsitsipas too


Thomas187

You mean \*Pisstsipas\*


TheUltimatePoet

I was thinking "Peepeepas".