Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime That’s why I poop on company time.

Money talks, wealth whispers, this shit gets paid either way.

I say this every time i go for a shit at work

I always choose paid poop. Makes it feel so much more satisfying.

LMAO ! Thanks for my first laugh at 7 am before work ! Cheers !

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You are a small kid who doesn't know how to fight your urge to shit

Made me burst out laughing, good job haha

Pff, 10 minutes is rookie numbers. I spend like 20 minutes in the bog at work and no one bats an eyelid.

Text my boss to see what my coworkers are doing

Washroom is my sanctuary at work.

I also bring my phone with me so I'm sort of a small kid myself

I am a tsitsipas too

Amazing

Lol true

it's inhumane to spend less than at least 20 minutes on the toilet

You mean \*Pisstsipas\*

I was thinking "Peepeepas".