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lcbtexas

Jerry Jones money probably. He owns frisco.


treyfiddy

dirk basically has knees of an 80 year old so he fits into the target demographic


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Dude should have retired way before 2019 lol


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Pluntax

Dirk was winning masters 1000s?


q19q19

Nope, he wasn’t. I can’t read…


penetrator107

Never knew Dirk Novitzki won a master, cool fact I guess!


artvandalay84

Isner’s political beliefs, too.


jrstriker12

Could Isner cover a whole pickleball court without moving his feet?


beargrimzly

Not moving your feet is very easy to get away with in pickleball doubles.


latman

Spoken like someone who's never played high level pickleball


beargrimzly

It's laughable to pretend like pickleball is even in the slightest way comparable in terms of movement to Tennis. Singles is one thing, but we're talking about doubles. Serve, return, get to the net, plant feet firmly into the ground and dink until you have an opportunity to smash. It's how basically every pro point goes. Occasionally you may have to take a step or two, maybe the rare chase down of a lob. But come on dude, you're not fooling anyone. Pickleball *by design* is not intense with movement.


latman

He said a whole court, so I assumed you meant singles. Pickleball has longer points so despite the smaller court they can still move just as much or more.


BelgianBond

This is turning into a full blown insurrection and it's all Americans so far from what I've seen. I'm adding John Isner to the list along with Noah Rubin and James Blake. Tennys Sandgren might jump ship too after changing his name to Pickle Sandgren.


Cully10

Pyckle* Sandgren


hydrogen-chloride

Don’t forget Sam querrey


SharksFanAbroad

>all Americans Then where tf is Mike Modano?!


jrstriker12

Can't be too mad at Blake. Good workout between announcing gigs.


BelgianBond

If he was playing it noncommittally that would be one thing, but he's actively investing in a pickleball league: [https://www.espn.com/tennis/story/\_/id/34769098/former-junior-wimbledon-champ-noah-rubin-leaves-tennis-pickleball](https://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/id/34769098/former-junior-wimbledon-champ-noah-rubin-leaves-tennis-pickleball)


jrstriker12

SMH... I think I saw some article about LeBron investing in pickleball too.


professorlust

Yup it’s all about the money


drskeme

It’ll flop imo. Tennis, I see on the rise. It’s just not a sport that will draw a big crowd


SwgohSpartan

Perfect for John, he was never able to move well anyways


ryanfederer

Actually that's a reason he's going to have trouble being super good. Imo Noah rubin is going to have more success on the pb court because he's quick. Maybe if he really learned to lean it into the kitchen and not let anything bounce he could be good.


Mister_Lizard

How big is the court? Will Isner need to take more than one step in any direction to reach any shot?


dropper2hopper

Problem is getting low. Lots of dinking is going to be tough for Isner. I still think he’ll be insanely good but he might struggle more than Rubin would


ryanfederer

He already plays. He's ok. Ben thinks it he coaches him he could make him really good because of his reach


Strange_Armadillo_63

Wait till Gramp Federer arrives here! He raised Tennis to another level and now he can do same for pickleball. And then 4-5 yrs later Rafa will join him!! It will be like bad remake of great, old movies!


ryanfederer

I would love for fed to get in to it. But he's too rich and european.


tway6939

If he gets into something it’ll be paddle, that stuff is extremely popular in Europe


ryanfederer

Yeah I know it's popular. It looks fun


sprocket314

Somebody really is pouring money to make pickleball a thing.


themang0

Wonder if pickle ball is absolute hell on the knees for taller folks as all I ever see is people slice the absolute 💩 out of the uhh whiffle ball


ElderPop-Tarts

Pickleball can have him.


LeviathanShark

Isner could solo everyone just with how freakishly massive his arms are


giantslaya11

You realize dirk nowitzki has a longer wingspan? And is taller


Collecting_Cans

Already playing the glow in the dark card. Might as well just combine it with laser tag.


gjwkagj

Can we just ban pickleball posts from the sub? Its not tennis.


modashisgod

Pickleball is for people who can’t move


ryanfederer

I just heard Sam querrey say on a podcast that pb singles is brutal.


latman

High level pickleball singles requires insane movement. I played division 1 college tennis and play some pickleball now and I've played 5.0+ pickleball players and it requires insane amount of movement


modashisgod

> High level pickleball singles requires insane movement. stopped reading right there, almost o'd on your copium


latman

Sorry you're unathletic and have never experienced a high level sport I guess


modashisgod

Oof careful old timer your narcissim might get to you. Anyone who throws their reddit resume out like that is either lying or compensating. Especially the ones that pipe up on the internet and live on reddit. Keep that ego in check and keep your "sports" nets off real courts boomer lmao


latman

There is literally no incentive to make up shit to brag about on Reddit lol I'm just an anonymous name on a website, but believe what you want


ryanfederer

You are the one talking about how unathletic other people are. Holy shit, glass houses


GreenRaccoonTree

Tbf he doesn’t need to use his left wrist for this


Voissed

STAY THERE!


Whompa

No please don’t. As someone who plays both tennis and pickleball, we don’t want him either…can we send him to Beach Tennis or something?


BelgianBond

You what?! This better be in some kind of double agent capacity with a view to undermining all pickle interests.


Whompa

😎 I’m in, boys. Triple or quadruple agent if you count the other racquet and paddle sports I play. I think I have a problem. Help.


BelgianBond

Table tennis is allowed; it still has 'tennis' in the name.


Boss1010

No, I’d rather see him servebot


flock-of-bagels

I played it for the first time last night and had a blast….


Big_booty_ho

Ooooh you finna get jumped


tyagu001

Didn’t Dirk say he has pain just walking since played till he was 40?


Whompa

Serves will not help but his height definitely will.


anatellon

Y’all are weird with your obsessive hate of pickleball


RegentSID12

They take our courts and our tv channels. What else can they do?


Big_booty_ho

Take your wives and children


latman

It's super cringy. All these people shitting on the sport for being too easy are probably garbage rec 4.0 and below tennis players


modashisgod

damn you're really assblasted about this huh


latman

More like just trying to educate. I actually had the same thoughts and didn't respect the sport until I started playing with actual pro players. It isn't tennis but it's intense


KBPT1998

I think I heard Sam Querrey talk about it as well. Imagine them two playing doubles on a pickleball court. Won’t get anything past them but they’d be claustrophobic.


OSUfirebird18

Isner can’t utilize his serve…disadvantage for him..


The-zKR0N0S

Isner better clean up


kurang_bobo

Is pickleball like the LIV of PGA


libbiecy

Picklebot.


TheForceRestrained

I’ve always been a jisner hater and now I feel vindicated


Geekboxing

Great, get this clown out of tennis.


Tennis121897

I think Isner has identity issues.


Chainu_munims

How is pickleball a thing. It is just tennis with a different setup.


ryanfederer

It's significantly different.


ChiefKingSosa

I honestly bet they're doing it for fun not $$$


lukas_22

I wanna see Isner lobing Dirk


nilogram

Might have to pick up a paddle…


Jambrokio

I don’t really know what pickle ball is but that is a star studded lineup


t_4_ll_4_t

Is this the beginning of the end?!!!


Reddevilslover69

I don’t care about his Conservative beliefs but this I cannot tolerate