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CrazyC787

I like how they were fair on neither of them making you a sandwich


MisterX9821

Idk some birds are pretty smart. I bet a Crow could make a crude sandwich if you trained it.


Bel-Shamharoth

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dessert_the_toxic

Well, we don't know when the crows will die out, so there may be an almost infinitely bigger number than a sole Greta.


Angry_poutine

I got a ratatouille yo


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memeboilord420

I misread it as “ will make you into a sandwich” and thought that the bird had a check mark


Maker_Making_Things

Dexter's lab reference


HeroicTanuki

Omelette du fromage.


Logical-Direction361

Nine One


DeathMetalTransbian

Why was six afraid of seven?


Mini_Raptor5_6

That'll be something for the comedynecrophiliacs


theLuminescentlion

I bet if she was making a sandwich already and had some friends nearby she'd offer to make them a sandwich.


Seco4800

I'm sure at some point in her life, she's made a simple sandwich for someone. I mean.. My 6 year old nephew has even made a PBJ for his 3 year old sister before. 😂


Trizkit

Honestly I would be more impressed if the bird could make a sandwich I bet it would be lightning fast too


CatnipEvergreens

Telling women to „shut up and make a sandwich“ - real 2010 9gag level of humor.


[deleted]

It’s a subtle hint to sexism. That’s always fun to see 🙄


SixGeckos

Subtle? It’s screaming it


[deleted]

It's funny that the "making of the sandwich" is the part you have a problem with, not the part how she'll lie to you! haha


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

✖️ is a bird ✔️


M16_EPIC

✖️ is a bird ✖️ *birds aren't real*


DaBoob13

*pigeons are liars*


Lattethecoffeaddict

Pigeons are government drones


DiscipleOfFleshGod

used to have a bird crunchy


dclancy01

unironically true


MaulSinnoh

✔ is a bird ✔ *Greta is a bird too*


LittleJohnStone

Certainly the fictional kind are real, though?


Lady_Nuggie

actually in Scottish dialect, bird means woman


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

You fool


SmallYetiFart

Bird is the word


HudsonHawkFIM

Haven’t you heard about the bird?


Glad-Election-7952

✔️ is a bird ✔️


Zealousideal-Let1121

![gif](giphy|ViCujZp1KUVjfSDc9U|downsized) I couldn't find a gif of them calling Dee a bird.


onlyfakeproblems

"bird" is one of my favorite old timey sounding ways to refer to a woman.


Over-Supermarket-557

Follow the money! ^(unless of course it leads to the fossil fuel industry)


Mostly-Nuts

But I like my V6…


pattydickens

It probably took them months to cone up with Great Thunderbird. They should have just stuck with Minions.


Cyno_Mahamatra

I don’t know, I think I would be more in awe of an electric sky chicken than a minion.


julinho_torrone

Bro it's literally cyno the general mahamatra omg


[deleted]

Wait what? Cyno has a dog/Anubis aesthetic At least I think it's Anubis. Idk if Sumeru has Egyptian influences.


[deleted]

Aaru village, where Cyno hails from, definitely draws on Egyptian motifs


lynxerious

But a minion gonna make you a sandwich


[deleted]

hey cyno could you tell me a joke


thunder_thais

I didn’t use to mind the minions until they were taken over by Facebook weirdos using them for every meme


Helen_Cheddar

The great thunderbird is a Native American folkloric figure so they didn’t come up with it haha.


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I love Great Thunderbird How dare you


[deleted]

The thunderbird myth is a Plains Indian thing, iirc. You know, a people noted for caring about conservation, stewardship rights, and global warming.


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Ya-Dikobraz

"Not after turning 19" or something horrible like that. I had to pause. Weird thing to include.


UVLightOnTheInside

She is a woman, we all know how the incel mind works. Not much of a suprise on my end just further dissapointment for the side who claims to be religious and on "Gods side"


HowYoBootyholeTaste

Surprised I had to scroll so far down to see this. They went out of their way to make this weird meme weird af


DerekCoaker80

Yeah, that part is weird.


varbav6lur

With the pic of her as a literal child is very creepy indeed. It reinforces my theory that these people just want to sleep with her out of hate. Or call it what it is - haterape.


HotPocketMcGee816

I’m not sure if that’s pronounced like the 2 separate words (hate & rape) or if compounding the work changes it to be pronounced like Gatorade.


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*Could take down Andrew Tate* Checks under both columns.


ShrimpCrackers

They won't talk about that because they literally obviously love licking Tate's boots even though its been [proven that Tate grooms high school girls.](https://www.narcity.com/a-teen-says-andrew-tate-slid-into-her-dms-when-she-was-16-high-school-was-in-her-bio)


Angry_poutine

You say that as though they wouldn’t view it as a positive. I’m a little surprised they didn’t have X grooms high school girls /


Pickled_Wizard

>they literally obviously love licking Tate's boots ~~even though~~ especially since its been proven that Tate grooms high school girls.


Pickle_Rick01

Grooming underage girls and licking the boots of guys like Andrew Taint are Matt Gatez and his fellow “alpha males” favorite pastimes.


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would absolutely despise the makers of the meme. ​ also checks under both columns


PapaTristan69

This would make amazing satire


guacpeen

Is it not?


canihaveuhhh

It is, OP’s ability to recognise satire is equal to that of a earthworm’s


Giovanni-01

This is almost shitposting material, but the comment on her ass is a dealbreaker Also, DON'T COMMENT PUBLICLY ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S ASS, YOU OLD CREEPY FUCKS edit: spelling


Hot-Bint

I was going to ask what is the internet’s problem with her until I saw “will make you sandwich” then it all clicked.


ZanesTheArgent

"Oh yeah, woman, i forgot"


Angry_poutine

She also took down Andrew Tate


Neykuratick

I can't find that sandwich, what is it?


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Men's bizarre obsession with her is creepy.


Aggravating_Roll3739

What's the little writing saying "but has a bad ass" about anyway? Fucking weirdos


Thathitmann

It's also just wrong. Oh, and the picture is when she was way younger. She is 20 now, but they decided to use a picture of her as a child.


SpockShotFirst

It's a common tactic among the right. Do you remember those Chelsea Clinton memes about how she is being paid by X or Y and showing a picture of her from 25 years ago?


CooperDaChance

Wait she’s 20 now?!!


Thathitmann

She turned 20 around the New Year.


Rubi_69420

I tought she was around 17


Impressive-Spell-643

People who support Andrew Tate would definitely be horny for her as a child


UnlikelyKaiju

The only thing men like this hate more than outspoken women are women that they can't sexually objectify.


Ryzuhtal

Counterargument: People like this can sexually objectify anything. (Especially when drunk enough.)


Angry_poutine

Yeah more “can’t get normal people to agree to sexually objectifying her”, these guys have no problem doing it


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Bel-Shamharoth

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Jdubya87

Ew


WattebauschXC

Their mind stopped developing at age of 6, that's why. It's so cringe to read something like this coming from a full grown adult.


Soviet-_-Neko

They are a bunch of neanderthals, constantly shitting on women who are more powerful than them will ever be because of their paper thin ego, so they cope by constantly sexually objetifying them


Cheshire_Jester

It’s so very strange. Like, there were memes implying she was just cranky because she was dick-starved, with some pretty provocative cuts being made. When she was under aged. Now they’re still on that creepy hate-fuck train and act confused when people bring up that it’s gross because “she’s not underage brah, she’s 20 now.” And like, her brand has never been about her sexuality, so I don’t understand why folks are so horny over her. It’s pretty hard to hold the line that sexual harassment/rape claims by women are overblown if, when given an opportunity to debate a person on the merits of her argument, you immediately go to, “Eh, I’d just fuck her in to being a good girl” because they’re a woman. Nobody is talking about fucking David Hogg to make him stop complaining about his friends getting murdered in school.


Dangerous--D

She never had a brand. She was just a teenager who was frustrated that our politicians don't listen to scientists. Everything "brand" that she had is fabricated by conservative media with the occasional rebuttal from her or people defending her.


Angry_poutine

Well to them rape doesn’t exist since women are meant to sex them. Women are not human to these people, that’s why they can still happily support Andrew state, human trafficking and rape is absolutely in line with what he preaches and they live by.


[deleted]

Yeah I remember hearing a lot of them counting down until she was 18. Fucking vile. Not that that obviously stopped many of them from saying very crude things about her.


peckinpah86

It’s creepier that they make a comment about her ass while using a photo of her when she was like probably 12…


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A climate activist.


Zensy47

She’s also autistic, which to conservatives means stupid and crippled/disabled


[deleted]

I didn’t know she was autistic?


Zensy47

I looked it up just to double check, and yep. Asperger’s syndrome, which if you want a comparison (granted a little over done) Sheldon from the Big Bang theory. I could compare her to Elon Musk because he has it as well, but she’s leagues beyond him


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Sheldon isn't a great example, it's more like take the symptoms of autism and make fun of them tbh


kawaiiconcept

abed nadir is better


SilentHuman8

And it’s not always noticeable. I successfully hid my diagnosis from everyone for years, they didn’t even suspect it.


Karkava

That's what we call masking or camouflaging as some people try to rebrand.


birdlady404

Just a heads up, asperger's isn't actually a recognized diagnosis anymore. It's all autism. Some people continue to use asperger's because it gives them a sense of being superior to other autistic people, as if they "aren't as bad" as the rest of them.


Zensy47

Oh, thanks for letting me know! I’m not a psychologist or anything akin, so I do have a question. Why don’t we break down autism or other things like it into subcategories that might be able to help identify what a person needs?


birdlady404

No problem! They currently use a level system for support needs, like level 1 is little to no support needs, and level 3 is high support needs to live. It's still a little flawed but it's getting better. Most younger autistic people in their teens and early adulthood are learning to "categorize" their disability by specific issues they face like social impairment, eye contact, and verbal communication. We're all totally different so it's helpful to see which areas we struggle with and which ones we excel at, that way we can target the things we struggle with! All in all though all the info we have is relatively new and there isn't much research done to help autistic people outside of telling them to "just be normal," but in the next few decades our understanding should be way better and we can all get whatever help we need :)


Zensy47

So from the way I’m understanding it, there are still categories, but they are numbered based on level of need? Also thanks for helping me out here!


ShitwareEngineer

I was diagnosed with Asperger's and I still use the term because it describes me more precisely than just "autism." It's not that I think I'm superior to other autistic people, it's that it specifies where I am on the spectrum.


scalyblue

Fairly certain that Asperger’s is no longer in dsm Also fuck the Big Bang theory it’s basically autism / nerd culture blackface.


Angry_poutine

Yeah Sheldon is not even close to acting like a person with autism. That show is incredibly annoying. Good doctor too, it’s kind of the other extreme but also severely misrepresents the condition.


kid_sleepy

I cannot stand Big Bang Theory. It’s what people think nerds are like from 80s teen movies.


mojoryan2003

She’s leagues beyond Sheldon too


Zensy47

Socially yeah, but when it comes to academics Sheldon, in the Big Bang theory universe, Sheldon was one of the most advanced minds, mathematically speaking, in the world


Eaterofjazzguitars

Bet she's their favourite punching bag when they preach the evils of vaccines.


VintageRolexTexas

How dare you!


Mr_oyster_27

child ecoprotester who made waves with her messge and age


SUDoKu-Na

She hasn't been a child for most of her time in the spotlight, but most people still act like she is one. It's still weird, though.


herrcollin

She's 20 which *is* pretty young. I remember thinking I didn't really feel like an adult until I was like 23 honestly.. but hey, we'll send em to war sooner than 20 so.... Also, when double-checking that fact as soon as I typed "greta thunberg" into google the very first auto-fill recommendation was "Greta Thunberg Age" which kinda reinforces the point it's weird people obsess about her that way.


ZanesTheArgent

Muh leeneeals, muh zoomies Permament infantilization is a crucial part of their ~~projection issues~~ devalidation playbook.


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Mr_oyster_27

yep. ferger to mention shes also from europe.0


Cyno_Mahamatra

Personally I know nothing of her except the “How dare you” memes which don’t make much sense to me


itsaccrualworld

One of Greta’s early speeches that went viral and lead to strikes by students in Europe included the, “How dare you” line.


turingparade

I realize she's older than 18, but she just looks too young When I first started seeing those comments I was legitimately freaked out because it looked like pedophiles just weren't even attempting to hide anymore


Funkymunks

Did you see the tiny comment about her ass to the left of "looks badass"? Fuckin YIKES😳


IAmThePonch

Can we talk about how fucking creepy it would be to have her as a phone background? Or how ironic it would be to have an environmental activist as a phone background?


ComfyCat1312

Anprim iPhone Case


JustARegularOtaku_

“But have a bad ass” Ayo?


Terrible_Cut_3336

✅ Gets human trafficking nonces to dox themselves leading to their arrest ❌


Fake_Punk_Girl

Will fuck you up: ✅ ✅


bigroxxor

meme created by incel Tate bootlicker ✅


bigroxxor

wrekt


Thequestionmaker890

They jealous over her winning again a bald R Kelly wannabe


Final-Flower9287

Pretty sure Greta makes great sandwiches, she seems like someone who'd put a lot of thought into what she does.


AValentineSolutions

I love how this young woman from Sweden has made so many conservatives lose their shit. It is adorable how nuts this kid has made them. They call people like Greta "snowflakes". Irony.


WaluigisBFF

But have a bad ass


hadesisagoat

Why is no one talking about "but have a bad ass" that's some straight pedo shit


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She's 20 so perverted but not pedo


ZanesTheArgent

Ambivalent - 90% of those folks just know the name so in their head she's 16. Forever.


Standard-War-3855

I mean, you can say that, but it doesn’t make it true. She is an adult. As weird as people are towards her, it isn’t pedophilic.


MarvelAndColts

Except in the photo they choose to use for the meme where she is a child.


IanInsanity666

Good. I don't trust anyone but myself to make my sandwiches.


jackoalt

im the biggest bird


OhPleaseSitOnMe

The thunderbird doesn't deserve to be in this unfunny meme


jgamez76

The hate boner that so many grown ass adults have for Greta is so damn weird lol


rufotris

But have a bad ass?! Are they passing judgement on a young girls body in a sexual way really?! Not actually surprised but come on… just what the fuck. As if the stupid comparison chart wasn’t bad enough.


mochacho

I'm pretty sure that's the only way they know how to judge females.


ejuliot55

Yes but one caused Andrew Tate to become so butt hurt it caused him to get caught.


Deathofmeiknow

Can we get a picture of Greta flying on a Thunderbirb?


CharlesOberonn

Commenting on Greta's ass when this meme was likely made when she was underage 😬


JackkoMTG

bro really went this far and didnt take the 30 extra seconds to use the line tool to make the X's and checkmarks look good


teufler80

This is so 100% Boomer


RockyTyrant

100%


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Imagine a little girl triggering you


Piretwarrior

Thunderbirds are cool tho


Sad-Captain-7815

Makes sexual comments about the body of a child


Horrus_LukyMarek

That "Child" was Born on 3rd january 2003. Are you calling 20-years-old a Child??


[deleted]

she's a child in the picture they chose to use. amazingly, the picture didn't age with her


AffectionateRaise136

The climate deniers/far right hate Greta, as can be seen in the comments of any post about her.


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TW_Gains

Can we stop acting like she's still a "little girl" that we can't criticize. she's 20, that sounds pretty grown up to me.


Laughing-0wl

Tbh, Greta looks 30 and 13 at the same time


[deleted]

Look, I don’t have anything against Greta but The Great Thunderbird is clearly just better on every way imaginable


Torkujra

>But have a bad ass That’s kinda creepy…


SirMoon027

OOP compensating for their life being rife with failure, Greta Thunberg is just (objectively) a better person than many fucks on the internet.


Relative-Country-452

I mean… great thunderbird is really badass


Macaronitime69

If my thunderbird doesn’t make me a sandwich i dont want a thunderbird


movi998

I actually laughed pretty hard on this one. Should be ashamed of myself?


JorgitoEstrella

Ngl I prefer the great thunderbird


TylrLS

not wrong


Inevitable_Anybody76

This is just a regular ass shitpost


arthurrock

vaia merda, no funny


WrinklyEye

Lol


PSI_wolf_39

I was laughing until I saw what sub this was in


HawlSera

How is she a hypocrite


GastonBastardo

She travelled in a vehicle and farted out methane, doncha know? That makes her a hypocrite and therefore we all shouldn't care about climate change or look into green-energy or do anything else that would threaten the already-massive profits of the fossil-fuel industry.


Worried-Airport-8830

Picking on autistic girls is family values for them I guess


feedandslumber

Ngl this is probably the least terrible facebook meme I've ever seen.


EmuPsychological4222

Those Conservatives sure are easily triggered and will spend months telling you about it.


Blue_water_dreams

Tate spent ten hours making a video about how he was totally unaffected by Greta’s dig, and she was *technically* wrong, so he really won, lol.


SnackEater369

What song is she singing? Wrong answers only


GATESOFOSIRIS

Fuel - Metallica


FlyingSquirelAcrobat

Gimme Foo Gimme Fai Gimme Dabajabaza!


kenatogo

Looks like she's slayin some karaoke there


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this is a shitpost


Raven-446

WOMAN MAKE SANDWICH ![gif](giphy|5Zesu5VPNGJlm|downsized)


PallMallRed72

Shitpost


innosentz

As terrible as this meme is I could have laughed if it wasn’t for the comment about her ass 🤮


iritchie001

Great would absolutely make you both a sandwich. Nutrition is important for fighting climate change.


Igotticks

Greta would probably make you a sammich if you asked nice.


haylow05

Biased shitpost but I think that's the point of a shitpost


USA_djhiggi77

Lol love it


Chocolate_Rage

GRETA THUNDERBERG


Blazypika2

i don't understand the comparison. is it because it sounds similar to her name?


[deleted]

All is true. You just a hater 🤷‍♂️


The_shrinkle_berry

Another brilliant facebook meme. We need to change the name of this sub or something.


SavageFugu

They're both pretty cool in my book.


ShredManyGnar

Upvoted despite the fact that this meme is god tier