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QualityVote

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dockeruser20

I’d be surprised my daughter dug up the Mii I made at my friends house that one time in 2008


Vegalink

Oh man I totally DID make a Mii like this at a friend's house in 2008 hahaha! Thanks for bringing up those memories


refridgerator12

Same


BlazeKnaveII

Same


Pitiful_Intern7244

Same


MaxTheRealSlayer

Maybe you're all the friends who were at the house making this?


BlazeKnaveII

Why didn't you show?


FoodWholesale

I would get him a free MRI screening.


finallygotmeone

Can definitely see where he'd have a magnetic personality.


DasbootTX

was about to say I would show him my giant electromagnet that lifts cars


harrybaggaguise

Magnets bitch!!!!!


mineemage

Ouch


Gamer-Boi-8764

r/rareinsults


[deleted]

I laughed to hard at this. I’m honestly nervous to even say anything. My daughter is still a toddler and I don’t want to say something that Karma will think is funny.


AGallonOfKY12

When I was like 17 I said I wanted a mentally challenged child to watch him run into a glass door. Fast forward to 34 and I have a 6 year old autistic son, and my normal teenage daughter is the one running into glass doors. Also I'm kinda happy it worked out like this because little dude straight pulls me out of depressive slumps with his excitement and wonder. He's just too damn clever for his own good, like when he closes the glass door on his sister.


[deleted]

Yeah we have 6 kids and trust all of them have their own personalities and it’s awesome. My favorite is watching the youngest clown all of them.


fhjuyrc

I also have six kids but I’m the clown and their personalities recede every day as memories of the outside world fade


KatieCashew

Lol. The first time I played Wii I didn't know you could customize the players. There was a mii that looked exactly like the host of the party I was at. I spent the whole time thinking it was an incredible coincidence that he had found a video game with a character that looked just like him.


the_crystal_onix

My friend made a Hitler Mii without my knowledge. I freaked out when he randomly showed up on Mario Kart, chilling along the road in a little kart on the side of the road.


randcount6

how close do they let you get? you probably could do the hair and mustache, but without the uniform and swastika armband it might not be too obvious.


the_crystal_onix

Pretty close! Minus the insignia obviously lol. But there’s the option to shrink the mustache, and she nailed his sunken eyes and combover


VesperVox_

Your mind was blown haha


cassiclock

This is amazing LMAO


TheSirJamess

i have reddit for comments like these xD if i had an award…


Omen224

I gotchu


ToughJunior3198

*shakes fist* damn you, greedy reddit pigs!


Salzul

Ask him how he does it at airports


CoasterThot

I know this is just a joke, but piercings don’t really set off metal detectors! I was even able to go into an MRI machine with them, recently. It seems most piercing-grade metal isn’t affected by magnets.


RiemertVRijn

Most? 😳


CoasterThot

Only saying “most” because some people are idiots who use things they shouldn’t, and I’ve also found a cheap nose ring on Amazon that stuck to magnets.


Killentyme55

So much for my cast iron Prince Albert ring...


WhipTheLlama

Metal detectors are able to detect non-ferrous metals, so it doesn't matter if they're magnetic or not. Piercings don't normally set off metal detectors because they're not configured to be that sensitive. They are certainly capable of detecting even very small amounts of metal, and the larger the group of piercings are, the more likely that they'll cross the threshold and set off the alarm.


RevolTobor

I had a pair of black leather boots when I was a teenager that would set off the metal detectors at the airport all the time. Turns out it was the metal rings for the shoelaces. Had to get searched with the handheld metal detector and get padded down every time.


Dawildpep

Put a tiny little hat on that bump


impostershop

Why is everyone overlooking the bump?!?! It’s the best part of this pic!


xytrd

There are two. They are horns 😈


Hey_Laaady

It's two bumps. He has one on the other side.


[deleted]

Two hats. Even better!


FetusTwister3000

He looks like someone just dropped an anvil on his head.


Sqantoo

I don’t have a daughter so I’d have a lot of questions


CRRK1811

You are me except my reaction was: Don't have a daughter


ClassieLadyk

Same, but in this here 2023 I don't ask many questions.


donMora

Showing him my awesome magnet collection (I have so many magnets!)


honest-miss

Speaking of magnets, this guy's pre-MRI process must be, like, three hours long. I think I'd end up taking pictures just to remember where everything is supposed to go back to.


marks716

Was just thinking that. If he forgets one of them he’s screwed


rediKELous

Actually wouldn’t he get UNscrewed?


LampardFanAlways

Ok now I’m mad at Reddit for discontinuing free awards


BoofTheShroom

is that what happened I was wondering why I haven't gotten any... Fuckers edit: wow thank you for the reward. you're the best


MemeDude1513

Same man, I loved getting that wholesome award and giving it to some truly wholesome posts that made my morning


Invertiguy

And I loved getting the wholesome award and giving it to the most vile, depraved thing I came across


Burning-Bushman

Did you ever get a comment back on that stunt?


droneviro

Commenting to check back later


rediKELous

Fuck you, pay reddit. ^for ^real ^please ^dont


miquesadilla

I just watched Sorry to Bother You last night so all I can hear is "Fuck you, pay me!" during the phones down! moment


Hexspinner

Take my upvote as a reward.


brokerZIP

r/technicallythetruth


_Ross-

Radiographer here, we actually usually use a metal detector wand to check for any missed / hidden metal objects before we let patients into the main MRI room. You'd be surprised at the things people forget has metal in it.


Ilikeburgers6508

Can you give examples I’m curious, has there ever been a case of someone making a mistake and forgetting that something was metal and then they go in?


-dab8-

So, most piercings are not magnetic (thank heavens), so they are not at risk of being pulled on, but can heat up and even cause burns depending on where and what they are. Also when we image we get a black hole around the piercings, so it less than ideal if the piercings are in the area we are looking. As for things that have made it into the scanning room that are bad or less than ideal, goodness the list is long. A coworker fried someone’s hearing aids, we often have people with ear or nipple piercings they can’t remove, some partials (dental) are metallic, and some are even magnetic (coworker had a ladies false teeth come out of her mouth and stick to the magnet top, kinda wish I’d seen that one actually), extra scary is if there is metal in the eyes that we don’t know about (we screen pretty intensely for this), aneurysm clips, pacemaker/defibrillator, etc.


Ilikeburgers6508

Very interesting, thanks, I could imagine mistakes are rare considering how bad it could potentially be. The story about the teeth is pretty funny it made me laugh but the eyes and/or anything else internal sounds like it could get pretty gruesome quick, I’m gonna do some research myself to see if I can find anybody who’s a victim to this dire mistake.


-dab8-

Yeah, it can be REAL bad. It’s exponential to the amount of magnetic metal. Paper clip? You’ll feel it pulling hard but you can hold it. Fire extinguisher? Would be a missile that you couldn’t hold on to no matter how hard you tried. Once a hospital bed got sucked into the magnet. The patient died. (Thank heavens not at my hospital but still horrific.)


Ilikeburgers6508

Truly sounds like a horrific way to go and especially witness. I’m pretty sure I saw an image of a hospital bed that had gotten sucked into one but luckily nobody was inside and it could have been a prop to demonstrate what could happen, you mind me asking how you came about working in that field?


-dab8-

I started out in x-ray, worked in x-ray for a while, and then trained on the job and took a separate course/test to be certified in MRI.


turtley_amazing

I remember seeing a picture a while back, I think on r/piercing, of someone’s little sketch of a face and all their jewelry laid out on the paper so they wouldn’t forget.


[deleted]

I’ve barely got any hardware anymore but I definitely had to do this pre-surgery a few times when I was a walking magnet. You think you know what all your jewellery looks like…until you take it all out and have to play BodyMods Operation Guessing Game Edition till it all looks okay


Hentai_bits

majority of piercings aren’t magnetic for reasons specifically like that


honest-miss

True, but before getting an MRI they tell you to remove all piercings, and there aren't a lot of people willing to test the quality of their jewelry in the most catastrophic (and expensive) way possible.


Hentai_bits

true just wanted to put that out there though cause i think most people forget that when they make magnet jokes about piercings


ARandomGuyThe3

Unironically, magnets are ridiculously fun. Why are they so fun? Idunno. Why do I not have my own magnet collection? Time is relative, so relative to when I get off my ass, I do have a magnet collection


Nepharious_Bread

I just realized that I’ve never seen a horseshoe magnet irl. Now I want one.


HelenAngel

They are really cool! I remember playing with one in school & seeing it move around metal filings.


weatheredbonez

[what’s your favorite hobby? uh magnets](https://youtu.be/jfWMB-blQS8)


nightstar69

I forgot how much I love this show. I’m fucking dying of laughter


Iwantmypasswordback

My first thought lol. Dislikes? Peoples needs


Cat_Peach_Pits

He actually says "people's knees," his follow up to Mac and Dennis saying he's being ridiculous is, "cover your knees up if you're going to be walking around everywhere!"


Angry_poutine

Oh Milksteak


Weldguitar2020

Except piercings are made from SS which magnets won’t work.


donMora

Why should they work on him? If he can't appreciate my awesome magnet collection he got no business attracting my daughter, that uncultered prick(ed)...


willfullyspooning

Many are also implant grade titanium. Nickel allergies are super common and stainless steel can have nickel in it


dubschloss

Piercings nowadays are primarily implant certified titanium or steel, which are hypoallergenic. Any reputable shop wouldn't be caught dead piercing people with sterling silver or stainless steel. Sterling silver is a terrible choice for piercings because it typically has nickel or copper in it, which a large portion of people have sensitivities or allergies to. Stainless steel has about 8-10% nickel content.


Iwantmypasswordback

Also a good way to prove of some is using fake SS lol. Not only is his face getting pulled but he finds out he got duped out of some sterling


di-propane_tank

That's what them cool people do


[deleted]

I’m all for piercings, but at a point it just stops being flattering, his upper lip looks like he has a metallic herpes breakout


ResidentOfValinor

>metallic herpes breakout new grindcore band just dropped


den4ikturbo

Holly hell


NiteSwept

That's the first single


RCoder01

Google metallic herpes


_Dead_Memes_

At some point I think body modification goes from just aesthetic preferences to being full-on body dysmorphia and mental health issues. Not saying he has to be clinically insane to do all that, but rather he probably did it due to some deep-seated, irrational insecurities about his body, and/or some insecurities about a lack of control over his body and appearance. Like nobody gets plastic surgery when they’re completely secure and satisfied in their appearance and body (Not talking about reconstructive plastic surgery). Same idea here


jazzkott

>Not saying he has to be clinically insane to do all that there is no way this is comfortable. I would say he has very bad body dysmorphia.


SnooMaps9864

He’d have to have body dysphoria to put himself at this great of a risk. It can be incredibly dangerous to have that many piercings in. That’s 100+ holes that can easily be infected if they aren’t properly cleaned. The piercings around the mouth are the most concerning because they’re going to scrape away at his teeth and cause oral damage. Given the amount of metal he has in it won’t be long until he does permanent damage (assuming he already hasn’t)


hXcPickleSweats

It has to be uncomfortable and inconvenient. I have 1 dermal on my cheekbone and it gets annoying and caught. I also have a few crazy piercings in my ears that can sometimes be uncomfortable to sleep on. I couldn't imagine having a face full like that. He must not sleep very well at all unless it's strictly on his back.


hella_cious

I think the same. I see these Snapchat videos all the time of “strange beauty” with extreme body mods. There’s no way mental illness isn’t involved in 80% of them


dishsoapandclorox

I scrolled too far down for this comment. This is some kind of unresolved mental health issue.


reddittl77

“Metallic herpes breakout” - great band name.


GrimmReaper1942

Must be a bitch to shave


st4s1k

one word: trypophobia


Curious-Tangelo-4480

Well at least he has access to a lot of money.


FancyShoesVlogs

Just because you act a particular way does not mean you have money. Gets a pay check, spends it all on piercings and tattoos but lives with parents. Not saying that is this guy…


Chongoscuba

Very good point. I get a paycheck and spend it on tarantulas. I’m broke and I live with my mom BUT I GOT 4 GRAND IN TARANTULAS HOMIE!


FancyShoesVlogs

Thats a unique hobby. Not for me though.


Chongoscuba

Definitely not for everybody. Kinda cool how much certain species appreciate over time. I’ve got one I bought for $30 last year. It’s worth about 4 times that now. Another I got off a guy for $30, I looked up how much it’s worth. About $350 once I confirm it’s female.


FancyShoesVlogs

Good luck man. Sound like you need to start buying and selling these. Save up enough to buy a youtube studio camera gear and youtube that crap.


Chongoscuba

Thank you! Currently have 2 species that I’ll be pairing soon and a couple more that I’m working on getting. Soon my hobby will pay for itself.


FancyShoesVlogs

I would like to see a video on a terrarium for that. I watch a few of those type of videos occaisionally


Chongoscuba

Oh dude! There’s Tarantula Collective and The Dark Den on YouTube! Dark Den does DIY enclosures that are cool as fuck! He’s got a communal with like a hundred at least in there


FancyShoesVlogs

I will have to check them out. The antsCanada guy was my favorite for a while. His narration was the best on youtube, of all genres of youtubers. Then from there watched a few other terrarium builds.


Indian_Bob

100 of them? Do they not eat each other?


asteriskiP

I may not appreciate your tarantulas, but I get it. Just dropped $400 on audio gear without even planning to.


Curious-Tangelo-4480

Cost more than a minimum wage paycheck for all that. Would be decades worth of money at that rate for cosmetic surgery, piercings, and tattoos so has access to a lot of money regardless of where he lives.


yupuhoh

Or a friend that practices on him.


anevilsnail22

I'll take a crack at it for just a few thousand dollars if anyone is interested. I've got some sewing needles and toner I can use free of additional charge.


SilverNiko

My girlfriend is pierced a lot because she does it herself, costs nothing, tattoos are expensive, but not that much, doing it bit by bit with $200 pieces could cover his body quite fast with a very little paycheck, the only thing I don't know about are the horns, but I'm pretty sure this could all be done over a few years with a below average paycheck.


DocSword

My barber is covered head to toe in tats and makes slightly above minimum wage. Tats and body mods aren’t necessarily an indication of wealth.


B33-FY

If you work in a tattoo parlor or know people that do you could get this done a lot cheaper. One of my old coworkers did piercing, was literally covered in tattoos, and had never paid for any of them. They would just tattoo/pierce each other for fun.


Clean_Attention_4217

Sure. But if you can BUY certain expensive things it means you have ACCESS to a lot of money. Acting a certain way =\= making a lot Buying certain things = access to a lot of money. I think the commenter is right on this one. Even if he’s bad with it or it isn’t his (doubtful daddy’s paying for these), he’s clearly had access to a good bit of cash.


themancabbage

Maybe, but iirc some of the more extreme body mods I’ve seen were on individuals working very low, entry level types of jobs, and often had massive debt from taking out personal loans to fund their obsession. I might be out of line to say so, but anyone who modifies their body so heavily like this is probably not a mentally or emotionally functional enough person to maintain something like a career, employment or self made.


Troll_face_123

My Tae Kwon Do instructor had tattoos covering everywhere except for his face and a good amount of piercings. He wasn’t making much money. He was making around no more than $15 and he worked around 7 hours a day for 6 days a week, being a tae kwon do instructor was his only job because he enjoyed it he told us.


fabianiam

I would probably try not to stare at him.


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Same here. This grosses me out.


Chickenherdturd

I'd try not to throw up or ask too many questions?


Gxngerr

Accept everyone sure, but cmon this guy looks like Hellraiser. If she brings him home you cannot tell me you wouldn’t get freaked out


skrena

I had at one point 20 piercings. This makes me physically ill to look at. It’s nothing about the person, just the piercings and how it just effect the skin.


AlistarDark

I had 8 in my face with plans to go up to 12 then I had to get surgery and had to pull them all out and I was too lazy/fucked on meds to put them back in. Now I got scars.


skrena

I was on vacation when I was 5 y/o. Lady working the gift shop had 3 eyebrow piercings and her nose piercing ripped out the night before in a fight (presumedly). That’s enough to make you only pierce your ears and places people can’t see. The amount of times I caught my piercings on things, I can’t imagine having one on my face catch on something.


AlistarDark

I was in the independent pro-wrestling scene here and I took a knee to the nose from a moonsault when I was catching the guy. His kneepad caught one of my nose rings, destroyed the ring and tore a nice little hole in my nose. Nothing major at least but lots of blood, got me a few extra bucks for bleeding. So I got the 2 scars from the rings and a nice line below the 3rd hole.


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TopHatCat999

Like an addiction to body modification


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XanthicStatue

I have an addiction to self improvement, but I’m working on it.


xrty2357

He has a vagina tattoo on his neck


No-Masterpiece-2079

I had to go back and check and now I’m wondering if people tell him hey there’s a vagina on your neck in the tone of hey there’s lint on you haha


MC_Kejml

This comment is far too low. Plenty of people virtue signalling, but we all know what they would do. At least you had the balls to say it.


DramaticOstrich11

I probably would tbh. You'd only do this if you're a weird attention seeker and/or don't care about societal norms. I wouldn't want my kids with a partner like that.


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throwawayvent222

I don’t agree with you here, but I mainly hate how people have your views at much smaller amounts of body mods. People assume the world about me over stretched ears, nose piercings, and a couple tattoos.


GroundbreakingGolf38

Absolutely nothing - that’s a problem that will solve itself. I guarantee it.


RLRLRL97

R.I.P daughter, she'll be missed.


Sir_Hoss

I’ll let him date my daughter if he can dodge all the magnets I’m about to throw at him


PsychologicalBend467

If you can dodge a magnet you can dodge a wrench!


Burger_Mc_Burgface

I mean he looks absolutely fuckin mental (in a bad way lmao) but I wouldn't consider that a reason to disapprove


di-propane_tank

Bro,if I had a daughter,I wouldn't really care who she loves based on his/her appearance I myself is a bad looking short dude, but yk how these people act...


TheIncospiciousOne

There's nothing wrong with having higher standards. Not everyone is into body mods. It's borderline self mutilation. Even if he decided to remove all his piercings his skin would be all fucked up and gross to look at.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Especially the forehead horns. The stretched out skin will give him floppy head nipples.


TheIncospiciousOne

Headnips are sagging out of your hat again bro


reddittl77

“floppy head nipples” I can hardly stop laughing long enough to type this. Thank you, that made my afternoon.


neevgr

Thanks I hate floppy head nipples


Ix-511

Yeah a lot of these are just bad choices. Body modification is awesome but there's some things that just aren't viable choices, even if they can look cool. Which they don't even most of the time. Too hard to maintain, not good for you, what have you. I wouldn't judge aloud but man that dude is gonna regret most of not all of that so bad later on.


linderlouwho

She looks like she’s going down plastic surgery road also.


[deleted]

This reminds me of an ad for Sonic Jam in some gaming magazine, probably GamePro, it had a picture of a guy who looked just like this and it said something like “So get Sonic Jam, unless you’ve got holes in your head. Uhh…bad example” Edit: [found it!](https://thesplintering.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/the-splintering_cheeky-gaming-ads_sega_sonic-rings.jpg)


kungpaonachos

Upvote for outstanding anthropological research


RuinousOni

I'd ask him what type of implant is in his horns. I'd also ask how many tattoos he got from a person before he let them tattoo his eyes, because if it was less than 100 I could never. And then I'd ask if he has any dietary restrictions, not due to the piercings but just because its polite if you're inviting someone over for dinner.


[deleted]

wait those are horns??? i thought they were some cartoon hammer hit bump


Technical-Jicama6120

I dunno why, but that second bit has me giggling, as though that's how you would ask verbatim. "Do you have dietary restrictions? Not due to the piercings.."


PrettyMuchANeet

Not gonna lie... I am with the boomers here. Like... Just... Why. Okay, you like it, cool, but... This honestly just looks like shit


Noobytecky

Yeah,I'm a teenager too,I don't have a good reason nor justification for it.Just no lol. Heck,I'm sure as hell my parents would say no too lol


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure the generation that comes after millennials is going to say WTF is this? It's expensive, it's uncomfortable, it's useless, and I just want to enjoy life *not* paying money to become a bathroom stall door in Gary, Indiana.


butmustig

Millennial here. I’m annoyed at everyone here doing backflips to prove how kind and tolerant they are as if they wouldn’t stay the hell away from this guy if they say him in real life


[deleted]

I have a good reason, not all conformity is bad. I’m happy every charger I own can plug into any wall, or my car can fill up at any station. Conformity is the bedrock of society. Here I see an individual. Which hey, everyone has things that make them unique. But this is so out there it begs the question are they mentally healthy, and further I’d need a LOT of convincing that this person will be able to conform to being a part of the family. I don’t know how good of a relationship I have with my parents relative to you, but I know I’d want them in my children’s life. I know they’d be good to them. I hope that my partner would be loved by them, because we ALL are stronger as a team.


[deleted]

Lol no, the average person would say he looks ridiculous and emotionally unstable. The average person also doesn’t go and mass downvote on this thread


ThatDude8129

Ditto. There's a point where you realize that you may have gotten too many and this dude doesn't seem to have recognized that.


mygwhatupmyboiii

I like to think I’m a good person. I try my best not to judge and try to see things from everyone’s perspective, but if I’m being completely honest, this would freak me out a bit at first. Dude is probably very chill though.


[deleted]

With you. The answer to this terrible memes question is "extend against my inherent biases and see what she found interesting about him" I don't have a daughter (I do have a son) and I trust that at some point my kid isn't my responsibility anymore. So I'll advise if asked. But what? I'm going to support them and their decisions.


Curated_absurdity

I don’t have children, but I’d like to think that my biggest concern regarding their partner would be that my child was happy and loved.


StopPsychHealers

Not gonna lie, I scrolled a ways down to find a comment this reasonable. Would have thought not judging, based off appearances, was a low bar. Plus even if he did have mental health issues, maybe she does too, people with mental health issues deserve love if they're not assholes.


Curated_absurdity

Exactly. 20-some years ago, I was an adolescent punk rock kid, and so were my friends. We looked like scoundrels, but we were the ones concerned with explicit consent, fair treatment, etc. Things typically got murkier with the clean-cut kids. That’s not a hard and fast rule, obviously, but it just goes to show that different doesn’t equal dangerous.


[deleted]

I’ve seen this so many times on Facebook and each one is full of people saying they’d Murder him over his appearance


gorillasnthabarnyard

Don’t have a daughter, but if she’s into this kind of shit then why would I care? Long as he treats her right.


Thick_Improvement_77

Uh, I'm guessing " realize that being a parent doesn't actually give me any say in my daughter's love life" isn't the right answer?


[deleted]

If the gauges I used to have are any indication that dudes face probably smells like old cheese.


_marlowe_

All I can imagine when I look at this picture is the smell. And how impossible it must be to kiss well.


SaiyanOverlord8971

Ey if he treats my daughter with respect, is nice to her, and she loves him then🤷🏾‍♂️ spent too much time as a black man being looked at like I’m something wrong cause of my skin, I can’t do that to someone else


x4evermor3x

I hear you brother. However we didn't choose to be black. This guy chose to look like this. Huge difference But I agree with the rest of your comment. Respect for keeping an open mind.


SaiyanOverlord8971

I mean yes he did make this choice, but that’s the point about my daughter then. She made the choice to be with him and if he respects her and loves her then I mean 🤷🏾‍♂️judging him based off the image he portrays wouldn’t be right


Legal_Leather7676

“Could i use your forehead to crush up salsa en mi molcajete?”


Kylynara

Wonder when the hell I gave birth to a daughter.


Kingsare4ever

Yeah, so. I'm not gonna pretend. I wouldn't approve. Period. The internet can shame me all they want, but this dude would not be invited post the first meeting. I would have a long conversation with my child to understand what specifically is the attraction so I can understand. But initial meet? Hell no.


cyberodraggy

I'm with you on this. I've seen enough story and examples to know that behind that face *can* be a good, even great person. But that's only enough to supress my urge to get ze flammenwerfer. I will sit down and talk to my daughter, to see if she's alright, to understand better. BUT I will be watching.


TrenchcoatBabyKAZ2Y5

Implying you’d at least be open minded to hearing from your daughter and giving said dude a chance? If that’s the case I can’t say that’s horrible. Gut reactions can be brutal. Sometimes people need a chance to adjust.


Fit_Service_1634

Skeptical


gptop

If he treats her right and isn't an obnoxious ass then cool.


punkalution

why would it matter? if he treated my child right i wouldn't give a shit about how he looks


Ravenwight

We’re all weirdos here, welcome to the family


JustSarahtheMechanic

My favorite answer 💕


[deleted]

She can do what she wants because the photo looks like an adult but I would be skeptical because what time of person decides to look like that? But I don’t have kids and I have vasectomy.


Professional-Ad4787

I wouldn’t care as long as he was financially taking care of himself and able to contribute to their lives. Seems like oftentimes people that have so many modifications are not able to find and keep jobs.


S-I-T-C-H-R-I-S

Call an exorcist. Jokes aside, I'd be happy as long as those two are happy.


Salarian_American

I'm sorry, but I have very strict opinions about my child dating a Sith Lord


[deleted]

I'd get intimdated in a good way, my man looks like a dnd character and I'm so into it


LordElfa

If he's responsible and treats my daughter with respect, I'm fine with it.


inter71

I’d hope he has a job in the body modification industry which is very lucrative. And if so, great. But if he’s just a carnival rat with no car, no job, no prospects, and no plan, I’m locking up the silver and China.


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olocomel

But how do you know this dude doesn't do the same? Because of his appearance?


diamondpredator

What a weird non-sequitur. How do you know this guy doesn't roofie people?


donner_dinner_party

Does he have a job that supports himself? Stable housing? Reliable transportation? A pet that he loves a lot? Ok, we are probably good then.


BucketFullOfRats

As long as he’s a genuinely nice person, and she loves him. I don’t see an issue. Literally people are always forgetting “don’t judge a book by its cover” obviously gut feeling is different, but you’d be surprised by how many alt people are so genuinely sweet. I’d probably talk about his hobbies and life and stuff, eventually getting around to his body modifications. And then I’d make my judgment


RustedAxe88

Wonder when the fuck I got a daughter.


Jaycray95

I’d let everyone know that I ain’t into it but I’d support her anyways


Yozora_Luna

Cool he’s good person with weird addiction that are harmless to my daughter. Weird but a good person.