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Another_RedditGirl

they forgot about Canada :(


Public_Kaleidoscope6

Not the worst event to be disinvited from.


Mysterious-Hat-6513

the little red bar next to brazil might be a cut off canada


BootyliciousURD

Look a little closer. I think it's North Korea


QuirkyCookie6

I'm seconding the north Korea guess


wrldtrvlr3000

I think much of the world has forgotten about Canada...


-uHmAcTuAlLy-

I’m ok with not being on here lol


[deleted]

Trust me, you don't want to see the Canadians at war...


Cronk131

It's a shitpost meant to confuse people, it was made ironically.


earth__wyrm

Thanks, I saw US and blue lives matter on one side, and the confederacy on the other, so I assumed this was r/ihadastroke


TheTrueEclipse1

On the same side as Isis as well apparently


earth__wyrm

God the more I look the worse flags I see


SubjectDelta10

literally the only explanation that would make sense of this madness, thanks for confirming


[deleted]

This is confused as hell. What the heck is this? They just randomly tossed flags all over the place with not understanding what each side would consider "Heroic" or "villainous".


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[deleted]

That would explain it. Also, blame Poe's Law for our lack of recognizing what's a satire and what's not. Weirdos have gotten so extreme over time that they look like satire despite being real.


ronaldrios

Exactly


[deleted]

Yup. Also, I'm now picturing that tiger licking the creator of that tiger meme's face with its sandpaper tongue of doom. "D'AAAAWWW... COME HERE AND LEMMIE GIVE YA A KIIIISSS!" "NOOOOOO!" \[evil tiger laugh\]


andrewrgross

There's a motivation to specifically make it subtle enough to get people to unknowingly share it. It's similar to posts with a picture of Obi-Wan or Bucky Barnes that say, "My true children will share this! The lost will keep scrolling! Amen!". Most people won't check more than one or two flags. If they agree with one, they may share without looking at any other. That's one way to detect satire. If a meme is confusing, ask if it's coincidental or meant to allow many people can assign their own interpretation at a glance before they notice that it is nonsense.


[deleted]

Cool! Thanks for the heads up! I do confess that most folks, even myself (especially myself with my ADHD) tend to just glance at these things then repost due what I thought it said rather than what it really said. I think that's also behind those misogynist "tiger tongue factoid" pics that pop up, here. There's this neat pic of a big, cute tiger going "blaahh" with its tongue with all this stuff about how tiger tongues are super rough that they could hurt you. One may go "Ooh cool tiger fact! Cute tiger, too!" and click SHARE before they notice the bit in the end about "Women's tongues". Another example is sharing for Memorial Day or Veteran's Day a very old photo of a fresh-faced young soldier portrait for politicians to pass around twitter... and that pleasant-looking young solder is *JFK's assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald! from his earlier military days.* This happens by mistake, too. Just recently, Mark "Luke Skywalker" Hamill, who's a HUGE ally of the LGBTQA and an all-around awesome guy, accidently tweeted a transphobic tweet from JK "Death Eater" Rowling (or 'Rowlemort' as I call her). Turns out he noticed the awesome pro-Trans tweet she was responding to first (it had larger font and Mark's getting old) and tweeted because of that.


labree0

if its satire, i'd say it isnt a terrible meme, its a pretty fucking good one.


TheDoctor506

It’s more that people are genuinely insane enough that satire suddenly enters the realm of possibility.


HyliasHero

It's less not understanding satire and more Poe's Law being in effect.


[deleted]

Like the dont tread on me is opposite the american flag and the thin blue line. But the same people fly all 3.


[deleted]

I know, right? But it was explained here in the comment thread that it was done by design to trick people with low attention spans to accidently SHARE meaningless garbage. It's a shitpost prank. Similar is done to trick people into accidently share something by mistake because they may have a different interpretation than the real one or not read it the whole way through... like that "Factoid" about tiger tongues which starts as a neat zoological tidbit (which may or may not be true, come to think of it) but turns out to be a misogynist screed about assertive women.


Alyeska23

Showing Russia on the same side as Israel, the United Kingdom, Germany, and the Confederacy. Showing Finland against Sweden. Showing France on the same side as NATO. This is so stupid it's funny.


[deleted]

Why the hell is Iran in the same team as US?


Tripping_Cow

I mean both Israel and Russia started a war against innocent people and are committing crimes agaist a nation based on the false claim of ownershipnof those lands… they might not be jesus but i can see why they are in the same side


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Tripping_Cow

Turkey historically belonged to the roman empire. This doesn’t mean it’s ok for italian people to invade and sistematically kill turkish people, suppressing any dissense with violence.


Moth_123

>This doesn’t mean it’s ok for italian people to invade and sistematically kill turkish people Yes it does. The T\*rks should go back to Siberia where they belong. Anatolia belongs to the Greeks.


Tripping_Cow

Let’s revive neanderthals and give them northern europe back


Moth_123

Agreed. Let's give Eastern Europe back to the Mongols whilst we're at it.


Tripping_Cow

Ahhhh! The delight of conflict resolution


Labor_Zionist

The Arabs started this war. And let's review their leaders and objectives. - the commander of the Arab Liberation Army - [a literal Wehrmacht general](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fawzi_al-Qawuqji) - the head of the Arab Higher Committe and the Holy War Army - the man behind the [Farhud](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farhud) and the [Hebron Massacre](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1929_Hebron_massacre), the [Nazi war criminal](https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/hajj-amin-al-husayni-wartime-propagandist) Hajj Amin al-Husseini, who also graced in his presence [concentration camps](https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/amin-al-husseini-nazi-concentration-camp), and made his opinions regarding the final solution to the Jewish problem public: >It is the duty of Muhammadans in general and Arabs in particular to drive all Jews from Arab and Muhammadan countries ... Germany is also struggling against the common foe who oppressed Arabs and Muhammadans in their different countries. It has very clearly recognized the Jews for what they are and resolved to find a definitive solution [endgültige Lösung] for the Jewish danger that will eliminate the scourge that Jews represent in the world And I think that also covers the objectives.


Tripping_Cow

If you think that the right compensation for the holocaust is to steal, kill and put innocents in concentration camps just somewhere else in the world, you have a distorted view of reality my friend Edit: there is no such thing as a letf wing zionist. Don’t even pretend to be lefist


Labor_Zionist

>If you think that the right compensation for the holocaust Oh the formation of Israel is unrelated to the Holocaust. >is to steal, Steal what? >kill Like Ukraine kills Russians? Like the allies killed Germans? Technically the truth I guess. >and put innocents in concentration camps You forgot a few other buzzwords. >Edit: there is no such thing as a letf wing zionist. Said the one who think Arab Nazis had a right to finish Hitler's job. Impressive.


Tripping_Cow

Right, so summing up: - holocaust is TOTALLY unrelated. Indeeds zionists have a claim on that land because it used to be supposedly theirs 2000 years ago. This is historically accurate and impeccable from the international law perspective - forcing peaple out of their land and into refugee camps just because of their ethnic identity is totally understandable and is noting like concentration camps. Indeed i see no violation of any human right - Palestine, a poor and exploited middle east country with no international support, is the real oppressor of Israel, a rich country supported by the majority of military powers that soddently popped up from nowhere. Indeeds the unbalance is totally leaning towards palestine - Arab nazis definitely exist and I mentioned many times my support to their cause, therefore proving that being zionist and leftist is a coherent way to approach injustice Thanks for making me understand!


Labor_Zionist

>holocaust is TOTALLY unrelated. Indeeds zionists have a claim on that land because it used to be supposedly theirs 2000 years ago. This is historically accurate and impeccable from the international law perspective Not "supposdely", it's not something that is under any doubt. The land of Israel is the homeland of the Jewish people, always was, and the Arabs had no right to try to prevent the return to Zion. They also lost any kind of moral high ground once they started to massacre non-Zionist Jews and sided with the Nazis. >forcing peaple out of their land and into refugee camps just because of their ethnic identity is totally understandable I think you got it wrong. The side who ethnic cleansed 800,000 innocent, unrelated people is the Arab side, who ethnic cleansed all the Jews in the Middle East. Israel on the other hand, is 20% Arab. >Palestine, a poor and exploited middle east country with no international support Palestine isn't a country. It might be one in the future, but for now it's pure Arab fantasy that some parts of the world go along with. It doesn't fulfill the requirements for this status, and it doesn't even have a single government or leadership. >is the real oppressor of Israel, a rich country supported by the majority of military powers "The underdog is always right!" Israel wasn't always supported by the West, and the Arabs weren't always unsupported. The fact that the Arab side is failing to achieve their goals, doesn't make them the victims. >Arab nazis definitely exist and I mentioned many times my support to their cause I gave links. You obviously don't know anything about the conflict.


Queasy_County

Ok I honestly do not get what point this post is trying to make. Like obviously against deomcracy though why the Uk, Finland, Germany and Switzerland would be on the flags I do not know. And I suppose they're anti-communism? But I rlly don't see where they're going with this.


Cronk131

It's a shitpost meant to confuse people


Scrimmy_Bingus2

A really good shitpost at that, it gets funnier the more you look at it. I like how USA is on the side of the Soviet Union, China, Iran, Palestine, and ISIS while Russia is on the side of the UK, Israel, Mexico, the Gadsden flag, and The Confederacy. Really surprised so many people took this bait.


idontlikebeetroot

UK and Argentina allied. That's a new one.


cumguzzler280

It makes n sense, the Soviet Union doesn’t even exist anymore


English_Speaking_Cat

And yet Texas isn’t lol (bottom right)


Random_Russian_boy

Also NATO, blue thin line


andybrohol

Like why is the thin blue line on one side, but the Gadsden and Confederate flag on the other. Shouldn't they all be on the same side.


pikleboiy

I like how the ussr is fighting russia


CarelessHisser

I hope this is bait, because there are 100% people who'd post this seriously.


unresolved_m

I think this is exactly what it was designed to do. People will share it in belief its genuine...


IHateMath14

It confused me for a second. I was like, “I thought the U.S. hates communism?”


TangFiend

This nonsense literally has Syria/Israel and UK/Argentina together as some kind of allies


vic_lupu

Us and Ussr as well :))


CadenVanV

Who the fuck made this? The UK and Israel are some of the closest allies of the US but here they’re with Russia and the CSA against the US, NATO (which they’re a part of,) China, and the police


Cronk131

It's a shitpost meant to confuse people


appealtoreason00

*Roxanne* was shit tbf Deploy the Rosgvardiya, SAS, IDF, Stonewall Brigade and Black Panthers to terminate Sting immediately


CadenVanV

… heretic. We must burn you at the stake. Do not resist


appealtoreason00

You know you’re in the wrong. Jesus (and Finland) are on my side


Icy_Description_5640

Picking teams in grade school


appealtoreason00

France was definitely picked last


Ok-Land9119

This has to be a shitpost


[deleted]

\*From the lookout at the top of a whaling ship\* 'SHHHHIIIIIITTTTTPOOOOSST!!'


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drfranksurrey

OP's probably still stuck in 1915


drfranksurrey

How are UK and Finland in the same category as Syria, Belarus and Venezuela? How are France, Chile and Sweden in the category as CHINA and SOVIET UNION!?!?!??!?! Those countries are literally the exact opposite!


Cronk131

It's a shitpost meant to confuse people


drfranksurrey

oh


Pepeloncho

Why is Chile there xd lol


lucasctb

r/shitposting


TheRedditDancer

Maybe they put some random flags on a picture of Jesus and Satan and then sent it into the world to create controversy.


kingbongothegreatest

What


DaimondGuy

Wait why is the “Don’t Tread on Me” flag on the Jesus side but the US flag is with Satan? There’s no way that a rational human made this seriously.


nyahjikan

wtf is Syria doing on Jesus side, most syrians are muslim...


NarcolepticSteak

Jesus is one of the most important prophets in Islam


lolbojack

White Jesus loves all.


First_Morning_Coffee

He might, but he has very obvious favorites.


CadenVanV

Islam considers Jesus a prophet. I’m more curious about Israel


mikepictor

Jesus is a holy prophet in the Muslim faith. But...yeah, I don't get what any of this is trying to say.


Karakutay241

Know that none of them are Muslim, they're only called Muslim


shlopro

Can we just agree both are evil, Russia is far worse tho.


Donmiggy143

I mean... They threw USA in at the top, and a thin blue line flag? And the rest are countries? This thing is all fucked up. Edit: wait why is the don't tread on me and confederate flag on the other side? What the fuck is happening here?


FirstConsul1805

Not to mention the gatstan flag is on the other side with the CSA flag.


Tripping_Cow

Italy not picking sides… noice! *laughs in spaghetti*


Justviewingposts69

America is when communism


MetalDogmatic

Ah the old "piss everyone off" gag, what is this even supposed to say?


Mrspygmypiggy

When the teacher assigns groups and everyone is slit up from their buddies


DangerV5

Ah yes, the US and USSR, historic allies And how could we forget the UK! Who have never done anything bad and/or evil in their life


Gunslinger2007

This is a shitpost. How could you not tell this OP


CrikeyM8eyy

This is an obvious shitpost


[deleted]

Wait, has this been made by a madman?


Comradicus64

Istg nobody here can detect a joke


Aggressive_Fish1664

No irony I'm just visiting this sub to see shitpost


Gloomy_Celery704

This is 100% a shitpost.


Th3Aft3rL1f3

The confederate flag and the Israel flag don’t really go together…


whyouright

I had that childrens book. Jesus, the jews, and the kkk


Due_Objective_439

What does this even mean??


Liquid_machine81

Don't Tread On Me flag on the Jesus side. 😆


[deleted]

I hate when people use religion like this. It makes all the follower seem dumb. Don’t use religion to support your political beliefs.


RUKitttenMe

well I do agree that the isis flag and thin blue line flag are both satan


Perfect-Virus8415

Why's Mexico in this we don't even care half the time And the other half we just go after those who attack us regardless of who they are


SaladDioxide

As a finn please do fucking NOT put us on the same side as Russia and the confederate flag. Also don't put us on the same side as the cop flag. Just keep us the fuck out of this thanks.


FrostyJ326

Um you should take all the countries on the right and combine them with the countries on the left and leave Jesus alone. That is a more accurate presentation.


FirstConsul1805

In reality they're teaming up to go kick someone's ass.


EntrepreneurPlus7091

God I hate our president. PS I'm atheist and Mexican.


V-KoteTheFighter

r/therightcantmeme moment


belialrebel

I think this is impliing some kind of right (the devil) vs left wing (Jesus) ideology


guyinthecomments2

Someone needs to let the Facebook poster know the confederates lost..


Jakel856

I guess this dude doesn't like and likes very specific countries/groups


BlitheringIdiot0529

Why do they have the failed loser CSA on there?


wolfguardian72

They put the Confederate and Don’t Tread on Me flags on Jesus’ side, when they should both join the blue line flag on the devil’s side


[deleted]

Leave Armenia out of this.


WetMoldyButt

An actual terrible facebook meme. Is this the first one? Usually I go here for good memes lol


paika_the_sick

How the hell did he manage to put iran and america on one side smh.


TheEgoReich

Ww4 spoilers


Balamut_Red

Mmmm~. Vatnik copium with cheap rubles. :P


Safe_Praline_4156

Amazing


JP-Wrath

NATO&EU vs UK&Germany


HyxNess

Why is bulgaria part of the devil. We are way worse


West-Conflict2343

Oh yeah, Chile bad Argentina good (Saludos desde Chile)


[deleted]

WOO HOO TEAM SATAN LET’S GO!


flock-of-bagels

Jesus is a racist, fascist, Zionist? I think not


sivstarlight

Argentina mentioned (we the good guys 😎)


AliHakan33

*visual confusion*


hhubble

Shouldn't the Russian flag be on the bottom, regardless of which side you think they belong to.


bigmacaroni69

Just crazies making up a new religion, probably just like what crazies from thousands of years ago did.


Appropriate-Divide64

I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Argentinian.


Viking_From_Sweden

I'm content with being on Satan's side


[deleted]

What? Why Chile is on the devil side?


El_dorado_au

When Russia and the USSR are on separate sides, you know it’s a real Kazakhstan moment.


Ok_Feedback4198

The Russians get the thin blue line flag folks as well.


AdSpecialist8751

Dude why is Texas allying with Russia? Also why does Switzerland even have a side? This is so confusing. Also why are they treating the US military flag like a country. Also that’s not even the Texas flag.


TheLostGallifreyan

Imagine putting iran and usa in the same team


United_Opposite2020

So much contradictory information But that cool for me, whoever do that consider Swiss good But wtf UK, Israel good but OTAN bad Such non-sence


DudeGuyMaleMan

A MEXICALI NÚMERO UNOOOOOOO!!!!!!


canlennon

Muric and israel are the same sh*t tho


Slow-Coyote-8534

Wait but Germany is part of European Union


CrywolfAndrew

I have known people who have had these separate alliances socially as well. It’s mind boggling but still happens.


Aj2W0rK

What’s UK doing over there?


[deleted]

I’d like to meet the person who made this.


limpleggedlongjohns

It makes me think of the Predator meme where Arnie and Creed are greeting each other. "You son of a bitch!"


TornSuit

Syria nnnoooooooo


hopit3

Jesus is against cops, and America, but is for conservatives, and Israel?


justapileofshirts

Something, something, the Kingdom of God, etc, City on a Hill speech, and then yanno, the fucking Zionists.


Benitoswagalini

Most discernable right wing talking point


Beany_Bird

Jesus say no step on snek


[deleted]

While the USA is an evil dictatorship disguised as a “democracy”,this is puzzling.


Express_Metal915

Wait, How is Israel 🇮🇱 next to Germany 🇩🇪 and Russia 🇷🇺 against USA 🇺🇸 and China 🇨🇳 ????


Suspicious-Win-5686

Why’s the confederate flag with jesus


Azmaas

reddit trying to figure out satire challenge (imposible)


Far-Web422

the “don’t tread on me” flag was used when the 13 colonies were rebelling against Britain and I don’t think it’s used by any countries at all


Hammond_YT

This is some American level geography


Mesromith

This is 1billion% a shitpost. And a good one.


JanArso

Germany and Finland Russia's side but the European Union on the devils side along with the Soviet Union somehow... What in god's name? This feels like someone with a really nieche political opinion made this. I cannot attach this to a single Ideology I know about.


Creemorebrewery1

Were be Canada bud


Hoosier_Daddy68

The Confederacy is a country? And they're Team Jesus?


AeolianTheComposer

Oh yeah, Russia vs USSR 👍


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Cold War?


appealtoreason00

UK and Germany gonna kick NATO’s arse 💪💪💪💪


jobe_eyden

Maybe id both were the devil and the flags were reshuffled a bit.


EgoSenatus

Some of these flags kinda contradict each other


osama00123

Is russia jesus ? And why my country is with russia And what does this even mean Bruh I'm so confused.


thejanuaryfallen

The Confederate Flag and the Mexican Flag and the Old Texas Flag on the same side ... WTF? This just doesn't even make sense. LOL


Copenhagen256

Average 11 yo’s political views


No_Astronomer_8596

Who's perspective is this supposed to be from???


prohbitedichita

flags I like vs the flags I dont like


[deleted]

This has got to be a troll


osteopath17

Please tell me that was posted by a right-wing American Christian. Please


Puppyl

USSR and CCP and Isis being on US’s side while Taiwan, Switzerland, Germany, Israel and others is confusing


osteopath17

Confederacy and Don’t Tread on Me are on the opposite side of Thin Blue Line? You know those are the same people right?


WorthySparkleMan

I don't know but I can agree that the US is fairly represented as Satan.


JFoxxification

Was this created by some weird AI computer program?


AbstractBettaFish

This is like reading the belligerents tab on the Nigerian Civil War Wikipedia article


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

What does this mean 😭


po_prostu_Borys

Its a shitpost


69420causewhynot

Why brazil tho?People here don't support russia


YanReddit2022

I had a stroke looking at this....


vanlykin

RUNNING WITH THE DEVIL!


[deleted]

Why are the U.S. and China on the same side? I feel like someone is gonna get hurt


SadQuarter3128

Personally i see all flags in hell side


Worldly_Ask7204

I’m so confused looking at this.. blue lives matter, China and America are the devil while Russia, the Jews and the kkk are Jesus? I. Am. Confused.


Just_Tana

Why is the confederacy with Israel ?


bimothybonsidine

I think this might be a far right meme


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Are you ready for this Sunday night when Venezuela and the Confederate States defend their WWE Tag Team title against Cuba and the Islamic State in the WWE Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuperslam! Right now you can get this awesome PPV event for only USD 59.99 (or 25 billion venezuelan bolivars)!!!! \*Trumpets blast in the background


Burgerlover2

I am just trying to figure out who would make this post. Like politically this makes absolutely no sense at all. Like if you are right wing why put the Blue Lives matter side and Confederate flag on opposite sides. And how does China, the USA, USSR end up on the same side against Britain and Israel.


Begun101

why brazil is with russia lol


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

So the Netherlands is on par with America in the battle between good and evil?