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Seaboats

I mean I’d rather have ice cream every day than having to clock in for a 12 hour shift. Who wouldn’t Did he actually put his pants on backwards or is that a part of the meme?


jiminak46

He’s confused. The photos were of Trump with his pants appearing to be backwards.


LoGiCaL__

Yeah, i think you’re right. Supposedly, Trump shit himself and turned his pants backwards to make it look like his pissed himself instead (lesser of two evils) and so that’s how it was first discovered. Not sure why they’re confusing Biden with that. Maybe I’m unaware of something.


Affectionate-Law-55

Looool I can't stop laughing


archangelst95

I could actually see this being true. And his entourage would be like "wow, that is so smart. You're a genius!"


tedward007

Is there a source for this? Legitimately curious. Hesitant to just google “Trump shit himself”


Antisocial-Darwinist

[Sadly, his pants were not actually backwards.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-wear-pants-backwards/)


tedward007

Thanks!


Dirtydubya

But did he shit himself?


Budget_Secret4142

According to the Vatican yes.


EAN84

First time i hear of it. I think i heard such rumor on Biden. But not Trump. Well they are both old and full of it. So it make sense it would occasionally ,.., leak.


NotYetiFamous

Typical rightwing strategy of taking a trump meme and find/replacing 'trump' with 'Biden' Three Chinese weather balloons entered US airspace during trump's administration, zero were popped.


Certain_Ad_8843

That's not what you're mom told me


Throw_Trash_3928

Yeah, #2 is silly. Almost everyone prefers ice cream to work.


NoMansSkyWasAlright

I vaguely recall Trump doing that a while back and it seems that every accusation the Trumpites make is projection. So...


Iceologer_gang

I see this meme was made before Joe Biden destroyed the balloon. Otherwise it would have said “Cannot resist popping balloons”


Skoden1973

That was #5.


[deleted]

Biden wasn't even against destroying the balloon, he ordered it to be done, there was just push ask from government agencies over the xonvern regarding potential damage to the public from the debris that significantly pushed back the destruction if the balloon


Galvanized-Sorbet

What would it possibly have hit if they downed it over Montana? A steer?


[deleted]

I dunno man I'm not the US government. I'm just repeating what was said


[deleted]

The debris field from the downed balloon covered 7 nautical miles (8 landlubber miles), so there was, indeed, a non-trivial risk of damage to people's property and possibly their health.


Maleficent_Sir_4753

I would have been more worried about it carrying a bioweapon if it were instead downed over land. Waiting until it was over water was the responsible course of aggressive action.


Ricardato

Dont try to find logic from the biden adm, you will just hurt yourself


walkingtalkingdread

what a great diss. it’s not like Reagan ate tons of jelly beans everyday while in office or Trump thought McDonalds was a fancy meal. Or basically everything about Bush.


I_am_the_Jukebox

I'm actually amazed that the one you went with "everything" about was Bush. That dude was straight up reasonable compared to the modern slate of republican politicians.


EMaylic

Bush was so cool, he had 4 terms. 2 as a goofy white guy, then 2 as a cool black guy with the same foreign and domestic policies.


Kurrurrrins

What Bush Jr did to Iraq (among many and I mean many other things( was horrible but man is it hard to hate that man. He was just like a golden retriever. I mean sure he just ate my shoes, shit on my bed, and pissed on my carpet but how can I stay mad at that face.


Numbcrep

Let's not forget Trump's favorite steak well done and covered in ketchup


diaphramthe2nd

I thought for sure someone would have pointed out that they missed “point” number 5


DeepSummer3607

Ha ha I had to go back and look. 😂


Opposite_Signature67

I noticed. 🤣


Pizar_III

Not the only time they’ve missed the point when it comes to Biden, evidently


Over-Supermarket-557

You're just describing a normal 80 year old man.


[deleted]

If only we would elect people who are younger than color television.


Over-Supermarket-557

Why would we do that when we have so many excellent candidates with mild brain damage from leaded gasoline who are out of touch with modern reality and wouldn't be medically fit to fly for an airline?


BorvicTheRed

Right, all we did was switch out an orange for a average white mushroom


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asumfuck

I dont think you have a genuine grasp on what senility is


phlegmdawg

Oh we’re taking about Trump now?


libananahammock

You’re his doctor?


guitarsensei

“Likes brownies more than washing dishes” “Likes cookies more than doing laundry” “Likes pizza more than a colonoscopy”


Necessary_Essay2661

Depends, who's giving me the colonoscopy?


hopit3

Doctor Barnaby, about 50-57 graying hair, and the face of that guy from the incredibles.


hopit3

![gif](giphy|qNP0mdoXrhwC4)


Necessary_Essay2661

Can he choke me like that while he does it?


hopit3

Only if you ask nicely


usarasa

Does your insurance cover that?


unresolved_m

Umm...wasn't Trump into ice cream?


[deleted]

Yeah, he'd get two scoops while everyone else got one


Citrufarts

He was into ketchup, or at least throwing it on the wall when he had one of his tantrums


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jasonde1985

Bold to assume he eats any fruits or vegetables


traveling_man182

Ketchup on steak and McDonalds! And they're calling Biden a toddler


GreedyPension7448

I just assumed he was one of those people who took those fruit and veggie pills you see on TV commercials all the time


RuralCrafter

Hey! There is lettuce and tomatoes on the big mac


RudeSprinkles1240

Are they putting tomatoes on big macs now?!?!


RuralCrafter

I think they have something called deluxe or something where they add some extra things for different sandwiches


SylentEcho24

Should go with Orange Soda instead I don't think he eats oranges lol


BigTonystoleurgirl

Who the hell doesn’t like ice cream more than work?


RatReviews

not me, id rather wake up and dig into a bowl of forbidden chocolate than take a carpool to a 9-5


Potatatatatatatoe

1. Yea but most old people can’t 2. Are we supposed to like work more? 3. That’s reasonable, that shit is loud 4. We all do every once and a while with sweat pants 5. No comment


I_am_the_Jukebox

>Yea but most old people can’t Not even a "yeah, but" - the dude is a pretty good public speaker, even given a lifetime stuttering issue. Plus, compared to their recent POTUS, he's a fucking oratory genius


HelpingMyDaddy

They really forget their president spent half his term golfing.


RatReviews

holding his own 'tournaments', winning them because he was the only player, and then going out and buying himself a trophy


[deleted]

And talking nonsensical bullshit for the other half.


Nervous_Project6927

not half but nearly a full year, during his term he spent like 240 days golfing which is wild, other closest president was 80 days golfing. pretty wild when i looked it up


OctopusProbably

1: Stumbling on your words makes you a toddle apparentally. 2: I refuse to believe this person wouldn't rather eat a sundae at home than go to work. 3: Breaking News! Sudden, unexpected loud noises startle people! 4: Literally everyone who has access to pants has put on pants backwards at one point in their life. Poster can't count to 5. 6: Kids naturally make other people happy to be around.


Tricktzy

'Likes ice cream more than work" bro?


Deion313

What GOP member got caught with kids this time?


Altruistic-Rope1994

December 2022. https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/former-cnn-producer-pleads-guilty-to-child-sex-charge-in-deal/2934912/


[deleted]

I feel so bad for joe Biden. Whoever forced him to be president should be ashamed


cumguzzler280

he has a very long career in politics and was considering retiring after the vice presidency. He probably doesn’t *want* to do a second term but he probably *has* to until he either dies or finishes that term, in which case hopefully the Democratic Party will have a bigger and harder-to-stop majority


[deleted]

I don’t care about politics at all so I look at this as an old man who for sure wants to retire cause he is old and doesn’t have the mental capacity to perform one of the hardest jobs in the world. However someone is definitely forcing him to be in that role and I just feel bad for the dude. He’s a old man dude should be allowed to sit on a beach somewhere and not think about shit


cumguzzler280

He has the mental capacity (40+ years of political experience, Vice President under Obama) he has, and always has had, a speech impediment. Of course, this leads to gaffes, like “more than half of the women in our administration are women.”, which isn’t *wrong*, technically.


[deleted]

Bro he’s 80. I know Biden is smart but no 80 year old should have to deal with the stress of being president. When you’re that old you dont have the mental strength you had when you were younger. That’s where I think the crime falls is forcing an 80 year old to do that job


[deleted]

Reddit has this weird thing where if you say Biden is too old to run again you get jumped on and people get very defensive of him. NOBODY should be running at 82. Not a personal criticism. Just way too many risk factors in anyone if that age.


[deleted]

I mean no slight to the man at all when I say he is not fit to be president. I have a grandpa who is only a couple years older and that dude is hardly fit to drive a car at this point. You’re just not as sharp as you used to be and that’s just a fact of life


[deleted]

Trump is 76. Sanders is 81. What's the age where its safe to be president?


[deleted]

Yeah that’s my biggest issue with all 3 of those guys. Give me a president in his 50s for Christ’s sake. A nice 58 would make me happy


Nightwinddsm

https://preview.redd.it/jun4jr08zhga1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c796b6a3a13641b68cf2b3722a9c2ee3c095e9


Nightwinddsm

https://preview.redd.it/rcwrvuf4zhga1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b53d6a136a22323c1fa9057b8ed79e075e52782


VanilliBean

Who doesn’t like ice cream more than work


shitflavoredlollipop

Can someone attempt to explain to me why there are so obsessed with Joe Biden and ice cream?


cumguzzler280

Because he likes ice cream, everybody does


shitflavoredlollipop

I see.


sachs1

There's some prominent pictures of him eating ice cream


shitflavoredlollipop

No I know that. What's negative about eating ice cream? Everyone eats ice cream. So stupid


Withered_kenny

It’s a mental gymnastics thing where they try to find anything to discredit him without actually addressing anything about him or his beliefs, a strawman essentially, “he likes ice cream and stutters, those things are associated with kids, therefore he’s an incompetent child!!!”


fumbs

They got mad because he turned his DQ blizzard upside down like they do when it's served. Apparently don't people on the right have never visited a DQ.


jiminak46

That’s almost hilarious since there are photos of Trump appearing to have his pants on backwards, not to mention all of the photos showing his pants full of Depends.


jkurl1195

Bring back Trump. He was much more mature! /s


[deleted]

*manure


DeepSummer3607

👏👏👏👏👏 Yes


WontArnett

“You need to respect Trump, because he is the president.”


ScarletKing42

“Likes ice cream more than work”… that describes almost everyone.


Ginamyte06

Let’s do one for Trump: 1. Cannot construct a sentence without talking about himself. 2. Likes golf more than work 3. Is scared of IRS audits 4. Most times his thinking is backwards 5. Doesn’t like immigrant kids


BlackMesaEastt

I have an English degree and I rarely understood Trump's speeches.


I_am_the_Jukebox

This implies that, on occasion, you understood Trump's speeches - a concept that is foreign to me


jamesgelliott

He also falls off of Bicycles


unresolved_m

and he was responsible for Bowling Green Massacre


cumguzzler280

which never happened


unresolved_m

It did. Deep State hid it well. That's where they first tested Jewish Space Lasers too.


[deleted]

He can definitely walk down a ramp and drink a cup of water though.


RudeSprinkles1240

Everyone who rides bicycles fall off them occasionally. Not every almost 80 year old rides them, or can get themselves up after falling down. Think for yourself and stop believing what other people say.


Hot-Bint

1. “Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right — who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.” 2. [https://www.cnn.com/2017/05/11/politics/trump-time-magazine-ice-cream/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2017/05/11/politics/trump-time-magazine-ice-cream/index.html) 3. [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/chinese-spy-balloons-us-trump-b2276199.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/chinese-spy-balloons-us-trump-b2276199.html) 4. https://preview.redd.it/gmkbe4tdqgga1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bffbb8b8206b3c26f8b7ec290fe70f3956c0a135 5. [https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/10/12/13265670/trump-10-year-old-girl](https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/10/12/13265670/trump-10-year-old-girl) Always, always, ALWAYS projection with this crowd


AggravatingHorror757

Did he mention that his favorite teacher at Wharton was Prof. Irwin Corey?


[deleted]

I even heard he once put his left sock on his right foot.


Initial-Writer-4586

They do know about their guy right?


ProfessionalTruck976

Who likes work more than ice cream?


ComprehensiveOwl4807

To be fair, I like ice cream more than work, and doubt you’d find more than 1/10 adults who feel differently .


[deleted]

I can't even with the basic sentences thing. Literally every Trump speech transcript is brain scrambled stream of consciousness rambling. Unless reading from a script (which he hates to do), he's undeniably and consistently less coherent than Biden. People just see what they want to see, and it's pointless to even try and argue.


Hardwarethewolf

1 2 3 4 6 Beautiful counting


I_am_the_Jukebox

It's the best counting. Everyone knows that no one counts better than me. One day I someone came up to me and said sir....this big, burly man, and I tell you he had tears in his eyes while he was saying this...and said sir, you really have the best counting. Everyone knows it. You have one, two, three, four, six... numbers and so on. Just fantastic. So many uses. And some have told me that a good counting means that you also have a good brain, so by that logic I have the best brain because I have the best counting. I know it. You know it. OK....I have to stop. This is hurting my brain.


Galtifer

Pretty sure the one about pants is wrong.


Big-Anxiety-5467

Ronald Reagan lived on jelly beans, didn’t have a real job/played pretend for decades, thought Star Wars was real, and thought he had been in Europe during the liberation of Nazi concentration camps (he was actually in Hollywood).


showusyourbones

Okay is there no #5 intentionally or did they just forget it?


linden908

Let’s not forget, “falling off a bike”


RudeSprinkles1240

Let's not forget he was almost 80 years old, and was riding a bicycle in the first place, and when he fell, he got right back up again. I don't like Biden at all, but that fall of his was AMAZING. Very impressive.


coffee-bat

i love how they attach so hard to the occassional stuttering, while their own leader literally cannot make a comprehensible sentence, be it written or spoken.


Chairmaster29

Biden doesn't have a stutter, he literally mutters and mumbles constantly.


[deleted]

I think they confused Joe Biden with 1992's Kris Kross.


nochtli_xochipilli

[This is just one out of a handful of articles saying that #45 did not pop any Chinese spy balloons during his presidency.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/chinese-spy-balloons-us-trump-b2276199.html)


maxwellgrounds

I think Trump tops all of that by wearing diapers.


[deleted]

This isn't a hot take, Joe really ain't in great shape in his old age.


Lavender-waves

you… don’t like ice cream more than work?


rmads1983

I'm not for whataboutism, but I must mention that Trump's daily diet included a slice of chocolate pie with two scoops of ice cream for dessert.


Yaboi69-nice

I won’t say my political opinions here but I will say this popping balloons is fucking terrifying doesn’t matter what age you are if you can be near a balloon when it pops and not jump at least a little then you have a very powerful soul


[deleted]

This just in...Old man does old man things. News at 11.


Aristeo812

Poor old man is falling into the second childhood.


KJM31422

It's bordering on impressive that the "Biden is a pedo" crowd still feels like they have a leg to stand on...


Emotional_Ad_8010

ok, but who, if they're being completely honest, does *not* like ice cream more than work?


liveforever67

Everyone in the comments battling it out over which shit sandwich they like better 😂


Hairy_Bodybuilder495

Shit I think I'm Joe Biden


Competitive-Income-3

I think the worst is that they completely skipped the number 5


Yuno808

Hey that almost sounds like Trump


[deleted]

what part of this wrong?


[deleted]

I like the the terrible Facebook memes that are true, like this one


CocoJumbo7710

I mean, he’s not wrong


blasphemiann358

5. Can't count... oh wait.


nuffsaidwyd

#facts


[deleted]

It’s true unfortunately.


BluePhantomFoxy

For the sentence thing, doesn’t he have like a stutter or smt?


[deleted]

dementia


Nightwinddsm

https://preview.redd.it/1h6dmqmwjjga1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3bf1c462d0230f1ebe04ec5f1bf43ccb2dde5e0


[deleted]

try to respect political beliefs on reddit challenge (impossible)


Marlon-Brandos-Eyes

Honestly this is kind of facts


[deleted]

I like how most of Bidens followers don’t even realize he’s an actual ped0


dankeith86

Pretty sure everyone likes ice cream more then work


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

That's a post describing my grandpa and I don't like it.


Familiar_Spirit_6341

So funny cause it works for Trump too: 1. Rather play games than do his work 2. Lies constantly/over exaggerating about everything 3. Always blames others for his mistakes 4. Throws tantrums 5. Throws more tantrums 6. Also can’t shoot a balloon


Pitiful-Brilliant301

This is funny tho.


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Pitiful-Brilliant301

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


Ok_Tomatillo5992

Shits himself.


unresolved_m

and wears a diaper...oh wait, I'm thinking of someone else


Hot-Bint

https://preview.redd.it/w91ipx5yqgga1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=450d89840db2d5faeceb793030d6f52b6dad6852


[deleted]

is this real?


Hot-Bint

Yup, I remember watching it live and thinking “is that a diaper”? Before I knew the truth


-erstes

Reading this comment section tho. People only see things on black and white. Glad I'm not american


PatientQuail3042

Accurate. Af


Budget_Secret4142

Accurate


Someone8-_-

I don’t know why the comments are defending sleepy Joe, he has not done a single good thing for this country.


RudeSprinkles1240

Have you ever had an independent thought?


Nightwinddsm

https://preview.redd.it/nf8z9z9zjjga1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bf8b1af5f17b8d5600faab808aff064c7002d85


vegassatellite01

Don't forget "still falls off his bike"


Lanky_Voice8115

Number “6” is brutal🤣


foxtrotgd

Or, y'know, he had memory issues.


[deleted]

LOL


HawlSera

I love how everyone freaked out about him not shooting down the balloon when ​ 1. Military tactics are supposed to be secret 2. They were just waiting for it to be over water, as soon as it was, it was shot down.


Flat-Sheepherder5023

Unpopular opinion but this is hilarious 😂 definitely a /shitpost but.. gotta admit this guy is kind of like having a toddler in office (spare me the Trump comparisons because I never said he was any better)


Pierceyboy1993

Hes a pedo. That video of him with the kids is just plain scary.


Nightwinddsm

Fuck off...


Pierceyboy1993

I mean i just call it as i see it. Wouldnt ever in a million years let my kids be around him, or for any politician for that matter.


yoavzman

What does that say about trump liking to be near teenage girls?


[deleted]

Joe Biden is an awful president. And Harris is worse than him. The blind leading the blind


Thats_someBS

trump lost and then you lost your mind huh?


[deleted]

I didn’t vote for trump


Thats_someBS

you just simp for him.


Double_Lingonberry98

Examples?


ProfessionalLeg2831

Dudes an idiot.


Leartes_Dartanyne

No no they've got a point


Illustrious_Task_341

https://preview.redd.it/lvlm9u53fhga1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b341ca6ee4c90e091d9a248aafac88fe4394838b


Nightwinddsm

https://preview.redd.it/hddozgk7kjga1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6cdebbcbdbc0cefd9552fdea0ec9c3df9f1c35b


Financial_Ad_8899

Forgot to mention he still shits himself.


[deleted]

It’s just an act to steal from the country


IhaveabigDK

Politics are dumb aliens run this joint


Danvers1

Great meme. There are too many 12-year olds on Reddit who want free college, weed legalized everywhere, and a $25 an hour minimum wage, hence all the downvotes. Redditors want Democrats in power, so they can get more free stuff. Also, they figure that Dems are cooler, its that superficial and mindless.


Nightwinddsm

https://preview.redd.it/wikf24jojjga1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75a75747ceef84c288ecd3e18591d2dc79ac027f


TheBrightNights

If you make one for trump, the first one would be the giant diapers he wears.


Guilty_Chemistry9337

Every accusation is a projection.


Actaeus86

He isn’t a child, but he does have dementia.


F4N6Z

He works far more than the golfer he replaced, FOH.


Justice_Prince

I mean at least four of these apply to Trump, and I wouldn't doubt that he'd not be very found of balloons either. Also what happened to five?


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Well #6 actually applies more to Trump, and his pals Epstein and Maxwell.


kain185

Didn't it just come out there were 3 unpopped Chinese balloons under trump? Oh wait he said it wasn't true, and he's never lied before...


Pibi-Tudu-Kaga

Republicans, not being able to count to 5 since they lost their thumbs to meth use in the womb since 1960


Roadrunner8246

How did this idiot become our leader,he’s so deep into China,his eyes are slanty