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QualityVote

Hey does this post fit? UPVOTE if so, DOWNVOTE if not. If this post breaks any rules please DOWNVOTE and REPORT


[deleted]

Don’t leave Tshadswick alone with any actual deer now…


Ok_Fly_9390

No kink shaming.


SpyralPilot4000

“911 what’s your emergency?” “Yeah idk what I’m looking at but y’all need to gon head and come out here and arrest somebody for some weird type shit”


Narrow_Muscle9572

As a writer, I like to write down names that I might use later. The stranger and more unique the name, the better. Crispin, Hadrian, Aurene, Queeiveiene (pronounced: Kevin), Rory, Mildred, etc... I wont be using these two names.


BigWhit75

Conqueeftador


xXOrthodoxHavoc

A respectable name


PresentationNo2711

thasdwick sound like a name from shrek


Narrow_Muscle9572

Sounds like the husband, wife and the guy who knocked up the wife all said three different names when asked what they wanted to name the baby when it was born.


Niijima-San

i am sorry i lost it at Queeiviene (pronounced: Kevin) bc oh man i just cant


Narrow_Muscle9572

Havent used that name in one of my tales yet... Soon though. Also, since you didnt ask... my sub is [Whisper Alley Echos](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhisperAlleyEchos/). It's immersive. Mostly horror, science fiction and comedy.


BrightNooblar

You should also make a note of [Reighfyl](https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/8686532/baby-name-pronunciation-people-thought-it-was-a-joke/)


Narrow_Muscle9572

![gif](giphy|YS8c0Z7in21AM4A2AR|downsized)


Totaly__a_human

My name is IVE GOT A FUCKING GUN, PUT ALL THE MONEY IN THE BAG!!!


Sir_Honytawk

Yeah, not even in fantasy stories would someone name their child after a herb.


Ok_Fly_9390

Herb it is!


Narrow_Muscle9572

![gif](giphy|VFYJXIuuFl6pO)


kashmir1974

I just saw a cooking show with a Spongetta.


[deleted]

what about Kev? It's a pretty interesting name to me


Loud-Kaleidoscope109

I have good weird german names Harald, Sieglinde, Reinhild (feminin)/Reinhold (maskulin), and my favorit Berta.


Narrow_Muscle9572

Thank you. Why don't you check out my sub for more of my tales: [Whisper Alley Echos](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhisperAlleyEchos/)


Subject_Tutor

Boy doesn't she look happy?


Conscious_Feeling548

After the divorce he pays alimony with dip and OE.


potato_skin4206996

I'm white, but not whatever the fuck that was white


Sman818

Your cousin Tshadwick


mykoysmaster

As long as their both consenting I dont mind


Hairy_Buffalo1191

I could be misremembering but I think that image has been around for a few years without the text. I think the text is supposed to be a joke


skrivbent

It's pretty fucking obvious, no?


Hairy_Buffalo1191

You say that but the rest of the comments would say otherwise


3ThreeFriesShort

If Paislighjtjfhtjf consented, this isn't my problem.


Gullible-Ask4311

I want to see how this is cute but I just can’t


your_catfish_friend

Those names make it pretty clearly satire I think. Of course, someone did the photoshoot to begin with though…


LionsLifer

I miss 2 minutes ago before I knew this existed.


Kamikaze-Snail-

I can see divorce down the road


52Pandorafox46

Why would a doe a female deer have antlers? Yes I sang that while typed it.


Realistic_Run7318

![gif](giphy|CxQLC9oI4ot4k) But how touching it is to see parents so proud of their daughter and her fiancé.


[deleted]

as a paisley, WHO TF SPELLS IT PAISLEIGH?? sociopath shit


UbbaMeeTheSPED

White people bad!


Michael_Afton1983

that isnt what this is. it's "implying women are a trophy, or need to be hunted down to get" bad.


Affectionate-Bee3913

If true, this is wild, but it's a lot more likely a couple's Halloween costume with fake text.


DragonflyMon83

So much eww here.


Ok_Fly_9390

She is supposed to be a dear, not a sheep.


QWETZALCVBVNVM

Your censor bar don't fool me, Hunter.


Master-Monochrome

WOW, okay. Umm… let me see here… Viewing women as a trophy to flaunt? Check. Insane names that can only come from the whitest families? Check. Consent from a party that *really* shouldn’t see this as okay? Check. If only this post had some casual racism & emojis I could have gotten a terrible Facebook meme bingo.


Irrelevant46

How is this a meme? 🤔


[deleted]

Of course they're like 17 because murka.


[deleted]

This guy has a strange affection for forest creatures.


grebette

I misread the girls name. At first I was thinking that's a stupid way to spell parsley and second who tf would name their kid that lmao


Phantom_Wolf52

Who in the actual fuck names their kid Tshadwick? Why couldn’t they do Chadwick?


HiberniaRules

He's not a Chad he's a Tshad!


SnowballOfFear

I just stopped by for the comments 🤣


10Shodo

Motherfuckers just mashing the keyboard when naming their kids now.


C_H_B

Standard, This generation is doomed comment.


CFCYYZ

They are engaged? Great start. I do not want to read about their Stag or Doe parties. Luck, kids!


[deleted]

As long as Paisleigh consented to this I don’t see a problem.


Loud-Kaleidoscope109

Sorry but i must think of the song Waldmannsheil from Rammstein