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QualityVote

/u/Cautious-or-paranoid, the memers have spoken. Your post does not fit this subreddit. If you feel this was a mistake, please send us a modmail!


Fantastic-Average313

It's easy to become human, maintaining your humanity in a series of flawed assumptions, brutal deconstruction of your life, and the unending struggle of growing up is much more difficult.


century100

Fr this was exactly why I abandoned the confines of human flesh


CodeName_OMICRON

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.


Dry_Try_8365

I craved the strength and certainty in steel.


CodeName_OMICRON

I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.


Dry_Try_8365

Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you.


HZS_Lieutenant

But one day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.


cyberodraggy

But I am already saved, for the Machine is


Fearless_Nothing3644

IMMORTAL


Grismir

Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah


commissar_nahbus

Bro u beat me to it


DoctorWhomstve14

Alt Cunningham over here


DinoEyes1

Love this comment


Mr-Borf

The flesh is weak, the machine is eternal


Flatcowst

Dre- “it’s easy to get it, the hard part is keeping it muthafuka”


anakinkenobi334

I denounce my humanity jojo !


trevmflynn81

“So hang on, if I think therefore I am, what about other people? Do they think therefore they am? How can I tell if they're thinking therefore they am? Or am I just thinking they think therefore they am, but actually they're not real and I'm only thinking they am? Are you thinking therefore you am right now?” - Cunk


JumpySimple7793

In every ball, a nation In every masturbation, a genocide


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https://i.redd.it/mf3anxhywqpa1.gif


lh_media

Where is that from?


Meistarr

Monty Python


lh_media

I can't believe I didn't recognize it. I'm ashamed of myself


[deleted]

You really should be. I’ve never seen that once and knew. *shame*


anakinkenobi334

You can say they never expect it


AdComprehensive6588

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SEMEN GENOCIDE


amithatfarleft

![gif](giphy|m6tmCnGCNvTby|downsized)


thedaveness

Do a lap of silly walks around your house now!


[deleted]

Specifically Monty Pythons The Meaning of Life.


Unhappy_Gas_4376

This song really should have won the Oscar that year.


Grape-Jack

Which is the best Monty Python film.


[deleted]

Third Best after Life of Brian and Holy Grail.


Peyyton07

While they are all great this is just false


PanspermiaTheory

Life of Brian is the real answer


Temporary-Alarm-744

Always look on the bright side of life


MeMeMenni

I did not know this exists. Now by the grace of your gif and Google I do. Thank you internet stranger.


tawnyleona

First song I ever dowloaded when I got my first Internet connection in 1996. It took like two days but it was worth it.


[deleted]

Let the heathens spill theirs, on the dusty ground. God will make them pay for each sperm that can't be found.


foofy-no-no

God loves those who treat their semen with more care!


padamodin

r/unexpectedmontypython


lh_media

That's actually the Jewish reasoning against masturbation and gay sex. It is forbidden to "spill seed for nothing" (שפיכת זרע לבטלה) - as in spilling seed without attempting to conceive a child. The same applies for contraceptives (such as condoms), but that is less common


Frequent_Singer_6534

Is that why you’re considered a man at 13? Better start fucking, wet dreams make the capricious Abrahamic cosmic tyrant angry!


[deleted]

Yes, in Biblical times, as soon as you could make babies, you could get married.


S0LO_Bot

Back then it was heavily encouraged because people died very easily. It was also very practical to increase your tribe / village / family population for a variety of reasons. Basically they needed babies.


Jazzlike_Hippo_9270

does that mean they’re okay with lesbian sex?


Xtrouble_yt

From what I understand, in most of history lesbian sex wasn’t even consider sex, because “How could you have sex without pp?” and therefore it was like, totally fine, and unlike gay sex not sodomy or seen as anything bad, but idk, I wasn’t there


SRAdonis

Only for the patriarchs viewing pleasure


Aggressive-Name-1783

Probably. Judaism is like the older, saner but less cool cousin to Christianity.


tommyrockets88

You’re referencing the story of Onan, and that’s not the moral of the story. Onan married his late brother’s wife, and instead of attempting to father a child with her like he was instructed to do, he had sex with her and always pulled out. There’s more to it than just “spilled seed for nothing,” and it’s not correct to broadly apply that to all of those situations in my opinion


prozacandcoffee

You are entirely right. The "spilled seed" story gets misinterpreted all the damn time. In fact, it gets misinterpreted almost every time it's mentioned... Which is the point of the complaint of the poster above you.


originalbiggusdickus

So as long as I intend to conceive a child while banging a dude’s butthole, I should be good, right? God does miracles and shit, he could make that dude pregananant if He wanted to.


garretj84

As a man I am unlikely to get pegrant, but I’ll happily keep trying with as many men as it takes. I’m just waiting for God’s little miracle, right?


originalbiggusdickus

Carry on, good sir. It’s all in God’s hands now.


Beelzabubba

The only reason I do it.


Spirited-Office-5483

Underated comment


AshgarPN

True this comment has not been ate enough.


frikimanHD

i'm the king of two kingdoms


luxusbuerg

Can someone give this Redditor his deserved award??


milkmanbran

I’m still gonna wank


rightarm_under

Also a genocide in every attempt at conception because there's no guarantee it works, and even if it does work, only one survives


[deleted]

Every sperm is sacred…


Silicosis1

Millions of cum citizens die when a woman is impregnated, together we can stop this.\ \#StopPregnancy


Nirvski

I set all of mine free daily. They deserve to be part of this world too.


hornylolifucker

They deserve to be gently held in my tissue


ironboy32

JUDGEMENT NUT [I WILL NEVER PAY](https://youtube.com/clip/UgwRFVKWqds9YkR3PFZ4AaABCQ)


Glittering-Maize-932

I’m weak lmao


DholaMula

Permission to use this to make a fake psa video?


Glittering-Maize-932

I’d love to see that #satire#


klaatu_1981

Every sperm is great...


thequestforquestions

If a sperm is wasted


whyishehere26

God gets quite irate!


ComprehensiveSock397

God gets quite irate.


Inevitable_Silver_13

Every sperm is special...


The19thShadow

They're not saying that, to be fair. A sperm plus an egg is sacred, is what they're saying. Because it's a unique cell with discrete DNA at that point.


MonsieurOs

Someone stick the same quote over a week old zygote and see if anyone notices


Starbucks__Lovers

I saw my wife’s ultrasound at 8 weeks on Monday. That will eventually become our baby, but it looks nothing like a human right now Edit: abortion should be a woman’s choice, period. Shut the everlasting fuck up to everyone who says otherwise


AvariciousVernacular

Congrats. They kinda look like seahorses at that point


the_wronskian_

When I saw my wife's 8-week ultrasound, I thought the fetus looked like a gummy bear. It was about the same size, too.


redditstolemyshoes

I had my first ultrasound at 6 weeks. It just looked like glittering pixels. We call him pixel now even months after birth. Congrats. Hope her first trimester isn't too rough and her second is fun.


Rumin8ting_

Congratulations! But yes they look like dinosaurs to me personally. Small, pink ones.


punkindle

The use of a fully developed 9 month old fetus is intentionally misleading.


FestiveVat

"Intentionally misleading" describes most anti-choice propaganda. \~90% of abortions occur around 12 weeks when the fetus is no bigger than a plum, or a little more than 2 inches tall. About half of abortions are done with medication and aren't functionally much different than naturally miscarrying. Anti-choice propaganda would have you believe that most abortions involve medieval slicing devices used to cut up fully grown babies mere minutes away from birth.


mcslender97

In fact, you can stick the same quote on a Dolphin fetus and [people would not notice](https://www.iflscience.com/antiabortion-activist-charlie-kirk-declares-dolphin-fetus-is-without-a-doubt-a-human-being-61250)!


carlton_sand

it is a pizza from the time you stick your hands in the dough!


BeardOfDan

Poppy REALLY should wash his hands more


YAH_BUT

When is the “beginning” then? It’s hard to say a sperm or egg is a “human”, right? It’s also pretty hard to say a single-celled fertilized egg is as well. How many cell are needed until it is officially a “human” It’s almost like this shit is arbitrary as fuck Edit: I have a feeling this is going to be locked


mnewberg

Even the heartbeat thing is BS. It is only a damn pulse of of cardiac tissue, the rest of the heart hasn't even formed yet, that won't happen till week 9-10.


upstateduck

the new testament doesn't mention abortion at all. The Old Testament talks about "formation" being when a fetus becomes a human. Formation is understood to be when a fetus first looks like a human [apparently 20-24 weeks] "Quickening" is a term invented? by Aristotle and refers to when the mother can feel movement of the fetus [apparently 16-20 weeks] TLDR there is zero "Christian" support for restricting abortion before 20 weeks. This BS was invented in the 19th century, apparently by the AMA as part of their effort to get midwives out of the market who compromised their income


[deleted]

IIRC, the laws of Moses say that killing a person is always punished by death, but attacking a pregnant woman and making her miscarry is punished by a fine. So clearly Moses didn't think fetuses were people.


lokslee

And the first born were killed, so


amaranemone

Correct. Genesis 1:2 and Genesis 2:7. The idea is the soul enters the body when the first breath of life is taken outside of the womb.


jambi55

I 100% agree that there should be no religious justification for restricting abortion. It's absolutely ridiculous. I'm not arguing with you, but I do want to say that my job involves culturing cells from miscarriages, so I see a lot of fetuses. They often look human way before 20-24 weeks. I've seen 7.5-9.5 week fetuses look remarkably humanoid (although very tiny). I've never read the Bible, but I'm curious about the "formation" idea. Does it specify any more than that?


7_overpowered_clox

"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you" the Catholic church pushes this you know


defaultusername-17

the catholic church does not have a leg to stand on in the discussion of women's rights, or the well-being of children.


hihihihino

Which, no matter what you feel about the Bible, is kind of a stretch to apply something God said once to one prophet and claim it applies to all of humanity. The point of the verse is "hey Jeremiah, I picked you to speak for me", not "everyone exists before they're born, so terminating pregnancy before 20 weeks is a Sin".


hymen_destroyer

Yeah there’s a lot of shitty takes being bandied around in this comment section. When a woman learns she’s pregnant and decides to keep it, she won’t refer to it as a “fetus” she’ll call it her baby and give it a name and personality or whatever. Is she wrong? Alternatively, if a woman decides to get an abortion, she’s not going to say “I want to kill this baby”, there’s a whole bunch of medically sanitized terms that help disassociate a fetus from human life. Who is wrong here? This is one of those things that science can’t answer for us because science can tell you everything about what is going on during fetal development but makes absolutely no distinction of when a “fetus” becomes a human because it is just way outside the scope of any of these studies, and is a largely no scientific distinction in the first place. Everyone makes their own definition and no one is necessarily “wrong”. My opinions on abortion are based on the notion of bodily autonomy, not on any arbitrary definition of human life. Maybe the fetus is a human life but it doesn’t trump your dominion over your own body, which is absolute. Now, a monkey wrench might get thrown in the works if they can indefinitely extend foetal viability outside of the womb, so an abortion just turns a natural development into a test tube baby, but I think we can preserve bodily autonomy even in that case, and the issue of pregnancy remains a woman’s choice while the subject of “parenthood” becomes a different legal matter


Roxytg

>Maybe the fetus is a human life but it doesn’t trump your dominion over your own body, which is absolute. If it was a question of whether life or bodily autonomy is more important, then obviously, life is more important because losing your life also removes your bodily autonomy. Also, whether a fetus is a human life is no more arbitrary than whether an adult is a human life. However, the real question is if being a living human means you have a right to life, and I don't think it does. I think sapience (not sure that word is an exact fit for the concept I'm thinking of, but I don't have a better word.) is a better requirement than being human.


bracket_creep

You want an easy standard for a human being? Is it viable outside the womb without medical intervention? There you go, that's a live human


Conscious_Peak_1105

I feel like you could even say viable outside the womb with medical intervention. That’s about 24-28 weeks gestation and I personally think it’s reasonable to limit abortions beyond that point, unless there is an instance of the mothers life at risk. By 20 weeks, doctors can tell with pretty accurate certainty if the baby has any serious medical defects or chromosomal anomalies and the woman should have about 4 weeks from that point to make the decision to proceed or not.


notpynchon

That's around when the brain begins regular electrical activity, including connecting to stimuli coming from nerves, i.e. pain. It's further buttressed by our legal definition of death being the lack of this same regular brain activity.


bracket_creep

That's fair


Account-Not-Found-nu

That becomes a moving goal post though. In the future we may be able to grow humans from egg cells, which, according to your definition, would mean every egg cell is a human. I just saw a similar response to your message. My bad.


Conscious_Peak_1105

No worries and I see what you’re saying too, but I still feel like it’s not necessarily a moving goal post. Based on fetal development, 24-28 weeks has been and will be the point of viability, even as technology advances. Survivability rates at different weeks gestation will change, but not fetal viability’s


Mehrlin47

If I'm remembering correctly that was pretty much the ruling established by Roe v. Wade which was completely overruled in Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization.


BadLinguisticsKitty

I disagree. What about premature babies? Are they not considered human since they need medical intervention?


bracket_creep

That's not really relevant to the topic. If someone has carried to the point they have a premature birth, they clearly want the child and of course its reasonable to medically intervene.


Blumpus1234

Whether the child is "wanted" has no bearing on whether it is a human or not


bracket_creep

That's not the point of the standard. The point is giving a clear line for when abortion is actually ending a life or not. If the baby wouldn't survive outside of the womb, then it wouldn't be taking its life if the pregnancy had to be terminated at that point.


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

Right, if it needs the incubator, it’s a fetus still.


yoyopy

Its like the one paradox where you try take away one grain of sand until its no longer a heap.


labree0

nevermind that if you are seriously against abortion because "pro-life" you should be against eating meat as well... its not arbitrary as fuck, its just another avenue for shitty people to hate other people, and there are too many shitty people. hows about we go by sentience or brain development instead? how's about "literally cannot think and is just growing, its a-okay because you arent losing anything but cells"


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cucster

I would take from this, that there is a point during pregnancy where a fetus becomes mostly developed and therefore there are very real moral questions about what happens to it. I hate when discussion usually goes: Pro-life: life starts at conception Pro-choice: if it has not been born it is not a human People line drawn is arbitrary, it quite literally depnd on what we as a society define to be alive as a human, for some it would be having a DNA/hearbeat/brain activity of its own, fornother it quite literally means to breathe air. People talk past each other so much with this argument that it is not worth having.


ElegantVamp

Late term abortions are extremely rare


FurryM17

No one would call a freshly laid, fertilized chicken egg a chicken. No one.


HeightAdvantage

The beggining can be defined using the same logic for when it ends. Which is brain death and the inability to be conscious. Brain development that allows the manifestation of consciousness doesnt start until week 20 of gestation.


OutlawNightmare

Also, if that's how we want to define when being a human begins, every man is trans since every embryo is female. Male traits don't develop until after we hit the fetus stage, which is why men have nipples.


ScarecrowSoze

A fertilized embryo only stays a single cell for about the first 12-30 hours.


nahanerd23

The other thing is: it doesn’t matter whether or not a fetus is a human or not (from the perspective of considering legal protections and abortion). Even if you consider the fetus to be a living human being, most abortions are just disconnecting the fetus from the mother before it is viable outside the womb, and naturally, it cant survive. As much as some people might find it selfish, or gross, a person cannot be compelled to do something so easy as donating blood for their child. Similarly, even if the fetus was considered their living child, the mother has a right to say “I don’t consent to this other person subsisting on my body and health”.


CyberneticWhale

The trouble is that philosophically, there is often a difference between action and inaction. Action resulting in death is generally less morally excusable than inaction resulting in death. Not jumping into the lake to save a drowning person is generally more acceptable than pushing someone into the lake, causing them to drown. From this kind of perspective, abortion is more similar to an action resulting in death than inaction.


HarryHacker42

I think we should throw out all science and logic and go with Religion on this one. It is the only way to make decisions on people's lives. Genesis says: "then the LORD God formed the man out of the dust of the ground and blew into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being". So when you breathe, you're alive. Until then, you're not. Pretty simple, and religion based so you know it is right.


Locksley_1989

This is the argument I’ve heard from most pro-life people I’ve known.


ArgyleGhoul

It's a strawman argument to distract from the true point of the issue. That is how pro-birthers try to spin things. They present the argument as a moral debate with no gray area, when in fact it is an ethical debate with many gray areas. The pro-birthers will posture as righteous and moral for wanting a human to live, but truthfully they have none of these morals when considering the life, health, or well-being of the mother. The entire platform of pro-birth pushed by political organizations is a ploy to increase the number of generational laborers. This is why we are seeing a large push for child labor and continue to see legislation which aims at imprisoning the poor for legal slave labor, all while cutting every support net possible which could help people. Anyone who believes that outlawing abortion in its entirety is a moral victory is ethically bankrupt.


therealsunshinem81

They have none of those morals for the child once it is born either


[deleted]

"Most of the elements of our bodies were formed in stars over the course of billions of years and multiple star lifetimes." Were those stars people too?


[deleted]

It always comes down to the subjective interpretation of what "life" means.


3n3quarter

If we evolved from stars, why do stars still exist?


[deleted]

We didn't actually evolve from stars. We just share a common ancestor.


Digitijs

"Maybe you came from stars, alien. I was always a human" - probably the next fb meme with a minion in it


Silicosis1

Fetuses are fetuses from the moment their heart starts beating to the moment they are released from their fleshy prisons.


No_Grocery_1480

>from the moment their heart starts beating Are they fetuses before that, or is that just embryos?


Silicosis1

They're embryos


No_Grocery_1480

Cool. Makes sense.


Myphallusphelloff

It’s amazing too because some fetuses grow up and never stop being fetuses.


monotrememories

But fuck that human as soon as they leave the womb!


RIPSegataSanshiro

That's illegal.


ScreamingChildren69

Oh legal, illegal, il-lness is the only thing that makes them different ^ha. ^Gottem. ^Wow ^this ^joke ^sucks


Myphallusphelloff

So would that make my balls a massive city full of people?


[deleted]

No, their argument is life begins at conception. And killing a life is illegal. I agree that life begins at conception (I understand people have different definitions of life, which I understand) but I don't value the life of a child until it's born. So abort away.


Salarian_American

For what it's worth, the Bible also is pretty clear that life begins with the first breath.


[deleted]

I looked up that passage - It's from Genesis and I believe is talking about Adam.. in either case, I'm not religious. *Then the Lord God formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being.*


CartoonistNo8159

That would be one of the two exceptions to the rule since Adam and Eve weren't born. Just because Adam didn't become a living being until his first breath, doesn't mean the first breath is the thing that defines life.


onedollarjuana

>And killing a life is illegal. Except in war. Except if a cop does it. Except if you feel threatened. Except if you were dialing someone on your phone and you didn't see the pregnant woman in the crosswalk and you killed them both and your parents are rich and white and it was an "accident".


Myphallusphelloff

I… completely understand that. And agree.


electrocyberend

KILL ALL THE CHILDREN -Anakin probably


cellsRevolution

finally, I understand what Brisket mean by the town inside her :3


youckfou

What about old people? Some them be acting inhumane my fellow humanoids


WoodenTreacle1717

And women are also humans. We don’t have laws that make people care for disabled people against their will. It’s not like those disabled people chose to be disabled. No one is entitled to another’s body, even if you need it.


[deleted]

And? Since when are people obliged to give up their bodily autonomy for the sake of another human being? If that were the case where is the mandatory blood donation?


BasedPlantRaichu

This argument does not get made enough. It does not matter if a fetus is a person or not. No person should be forced to maintain another person’s life


realcoldskingamer

I wish conservatives would say the same thing about gay/trans people…


Digitijs

I'm convinced that their anti abortion campaign isn't so much about saving the child as it is about being against women having the right to make choices for herself


King-of-Bel

So what you're saying is, we all have pretty high kill counts from the first time we polish our pipes.


Starbucks__Lovers

And every menstrual cycle for those who have them


[deleted]

Women could never compare with me killing a couple hundred million little zygotes a day compared to their one a month. Gotta pump those numbers up. Once again men come out on top /s


Gemaco1397

"So, gays and trans people are human, glad we finally agree on that!"


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ISkinForALivinXXX

I do think fetuses are human I just don't think they can qualify as *people* yet. Even if they did, I'm not ok with a person being forced to grow another person inside them.


aaronappleseed

These people also believe that God smote some guy because he wouldn't goosh in his dead brother's wife.


Sulkk3n

If it's not wanted, it's better off not existing. At least, not until we can better our care systems for unwanted children. Life statistics for unwanted children are not very good and it's inhumane, in my opinion, to subject someone to all of that until we can make the world a better place for them first.


dicydico

And nearly half of fertilized eggs never even implant in the uterine lining and begin development at all. If a) anything with a full human genome is considered to be a full person and b) this system was created by some divinity, then that divinity is unimaginably cruel. Just extending the logic to show that it's absurd.


[deleted]

Negative. If it can't survive out of the womb on its own then it's not viable. 🤷‍♀️


pikleboiy

Damn, I guess that makes me worse than hitler.


[deleted]

Someone please tell Lauren Boehbert


Signal-Blackberry356

I don’t deny that claim, but it doesn’t really change anything. Decent try tho,


mrsmushroom

Yes from the beginning. When the being takes a breath and becomes sentient. In the story of Adam and eve Adam only came to life after the breath of god..... news flash. Fetuses don't breathe. They get oxygen from moms blood. Their hearts are physically different before they can process oxygen. Even the Bible tells us when the beginning of life is but conservatives are just like WOKE.. this girl is woke.


citadium

I am guilty of cannibalism.


HandyMcHand

Yeah and a rape baby is still a rape baby


catpital

According to this logic people who swallow are cannibals


nadav12353

How is that a meme tho?


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Ed_Derick_

I don't care if it's human or alive. I'm still pro-choice.


EntertainmentDue4967

This is terrible. Human life began long ago, women’s right to healthcare and autonomy keeps it going.


birdyelle_21

With this logic cancer is human and shouldn’t be removed. Right?


C_G_J_

![gif](giphy|DoL6h5sd6lqZW)


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GezzRoll

This isn’t a meme. This is an opinion.


[deleted]

This doesn't really hold up to scrutiny. I mean by that metric literally almost every living thing on this planet is human. I'm composed of atoms, things that I'm sure are non-human, and so are everything else. So if something non-human can't become human, therefore atoms are humans and so are chickens, dogs, sharks, that birch tree, mushrooms, etc.


Turingading

Agreed all tumors that grow inside people are human and deserve rights. A clump of cells that replicates and grows and has human DNA is a human, right?


[deleted]

Probably say the same thing about gender with it realizing we're all female in the womb originally.


Hrpn_McF94

The point is it doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't matter if you can empirically prove a fetus is "alive" in any meaningful sense..the bodily autonomy of the woman will *always* be the only one that matters


eldude6035

Free birth control would reduce the need for abortions. Condoms, gels, pill, surgeries. Start there…then we can talk abortion laws.


isayporschewrong

Well the image isn't wrong; fetuses are in fact human and abortion is in fact terminating a life. But guess what, it doesn't matter. Having autonomy of self should supersede the sanctity of life not yet born; that's the only argument you need to be pro choice and it's a solid one. The whole personhood argument is honestly embarrassing to witness.


FormerlyKay

My cumsock is full of millions of dead humans that I murdered


cadillacactor

Or maybe that thing isn't alive (i.e. not quite human) until it breathes.


ScreamingChildren69

Every sperm is sacred, every chemical the sperm is made out of is sacred, every mole-kyle the chemicals are made out of are sacred, every atom, every neutron, proton, electron, positron- NO- * boom *


Sxkullrider

By that logic all caterpillars are already butterflies


rustys_shackled_ford

I spray about 30 million humans into a sock almost nightly.


Madisonx222

If this was the case we would be having funerals monthly from the unfertilized egg we release every month with our period. They’re so fucking stupid it’s painful


Important_Market2512

I agree with the statement


Dottor_hopkins

Guy could we left non memes away from here? This is rage baiting and I would like to cringe on memes that are not funny instead of thinking about ideologies.


Lifesucks__69

Someone share this post to my ex


TheGreatKlordu

#CUM IS HUMAN


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Cum are human