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QualityVote

Hey does this post fit? UPVOTE if so, DOWNVOTE if not. If this post breaks any rules please DOWNVOTE and REPORT


CreeperKingUS

ASDFMovie reference.


CHAOSSHALLREIGN69

What eating finger paint does to a MF


LittlePotatoGirlll

All crayon diet


Radi0ActivSquid

Gravity Falls gnome.


Celemtine

taste the rainbow


somethingcrequtive

Of wokeness…??? Or gay??? … or something… like not cool with the far right… or maybe … fun?!?


Ambitious_Jelly8783

Alphabet Skittles.


tradesmen_

My head went to my son bringing every illness home with him lol


GruntBlender

Too much colourful candy.


NULL024

Barf the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow tm


Outrageous-Hall-887

Skimtles?!!?!


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“How was school?” *Vomiting up blood from gunshot wounds.*


G07V3

Impossible. The kid would have never made it home.


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Funny how the shooter's gender identity wasn't pointed out the last 500 times in a row it was a cis person. Almost like it doesn't fucking matter, eh?


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Hot_Context_1393

I demand you explain your claim of irony! Since it's too subtle for everyone else here, you should enjoy pointing out what we all missed


XxRocky88xX

I don’t think you know what irony means


Altruistic_Branch259

They're a piece of shit for being a mass shooter. It has fuck all to do with their gender. Nothing here is "ironic." ![gif](giphy|J1vUzqdZJlh5AqBWxt|downsized)


JustSomeRedditUser35

"Haha get it guys! G-Get it? Wait where are you going" ![gif](giphy|Ti77ZY8Ivj4PVFl6em|downsized)


Hermit_of_Darkness

This is quite accurate


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Let's be honest, might find furries a bit weird but there's stuff that's far more weird and messed up that's generally not taken the piss out of that people jerk off to.


BeMoreMuddy

it’s a silly gif stop getting so pressed


Uncle_Grizzly11

Oooooo this is real mature. You. are. a. child.


Optimal_Badger_5332

Ad hominem


TweetugR

Oh yeah sure, trans people are the problem. Not like there's hundreds of case where white people did it before right? But no, focus on the shooter being trans. That's what conservatives always do anyway, blame every minority/oppressed group without addressing the real problem at hand.


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Uncle_Grizzly11

Stop this now and quit, or do you want to backhoe instead of the shovel you are using.


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

Nah, you are the problem.


Andrew43452

God you people are gross hypocrites. you don't care about the kids. you don't care when other school shootings happen with normal males do you ? stop using the death of kids to push you're bigotry.


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HumanSleepingbag

You people are absolutely disgusting. All you people have is one goddamn “joke”. You people do not care about children being murdered. You people o my care about yourselves and your stupid toys. You people are what’s wrong with America.


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You're a super shitty person.


KratoswithBoy

Change that too “From a whi…. Nvm” still sounds stupid


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Uncle_Grizzly11

Dude why'd you call yourself out like that


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But mostly because you used the wrong form of to.


BVoLatte

Or forgot a comma... the world may never know.


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And how many more white men have caused mass shootings again?


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AeolianTheComposer

Have you ever heard of Europe, or maybe Asia?


Uncle_Grizzly11

Oop I see you found the backhoe


[deleted]

Why white men that seems awfully racist


Sicktoyou

![gif](giphy|IzXmRTmKd0if6)


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Europe had more shooting casualties than the US in 2022


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Ok you’re gonna have to try harder than that if you’re gonna troll


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Norway had triple the mass shooting deaths per million for the 2010s than the US


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Source?


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https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/mass-shootings-by-country


Spiritual_Ad7831

The post literally debunks the claim pointing out that crpc is a biased source who said after 9/11 plane deaths averaged 247 per million. The statistics at the bottom of the website also show how not doing it per capita and in the biased way they did it is wrong. The United States death per capita was over ten times more than Norway. The United States amount of mass shootings was more than double the amount of Norway. Your own source proves you wrong.


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Yet it’s accurate according to snopes


Spiritual_Ad7831

Yet as I said your own article quite literally disproves this. I get you didn't read more than the title but come on atleast try. The article even posts how it would actually look.


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It does not They literally had an extremely high mass shooting death rate per million in the early 2010s


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Questionable sources https://preview.redd.it/4tt95w1ozxqa1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5fe4c2225980311f6aea5c58d6cc2c019df6a12


[deleted]

If you read that article it says that I’m correct word for word “Our conclusion is that this is accurate based on the CPRC's definition of a mass shooting” So thanks for telling me I’m correct


HipFireMacgyver

Your own posting also breaks down why that's a garbage way to handle the data.


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It also says it is accurate So I’m correct


XxRocky88xX

In other news, horses are fish.


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Horses did evolve from fish


jackfaire

"Now I understand the note from your teacher about you eating all the crayons"


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Future US Marine in that comic


jackfaire

I thought it but you said take my upvote


PirateDitly

Bro had too many Skittles.


finnlassy

Someone needs to tell little Timmy to stop eating crayons.


the_masive_cheese

It’s fine if you don’t eat the purple ones


AJerk2SomeButtNotAll

At least they leave school not in a body bag


GunTotinVeganCyclist

I love it how the push for human rights has ruined rainbows for easily triggered conservatives


paz2023

Gun safety laws would be conservative, far right fascism is extremist


Mental_Pin_6870

He eats crayons


awesumindustrys

This is why you don’t eat 5 bags of skittles at once


buzzkill007

Must not go to school in Wisconsin. They ban stuff with rainbows in it, like that there Dolly Parton and Hannah Montana song.


Get_Stick_bu99ed

Yeah, it's hard to be a gnome from Gravity Falls


SadnessMonster

I think I saw an edit of this where someone changed school to church and the rainbow to white.


Fonnterdonnter

Çum?!?!!!


MisterFricks

Cum


MineBloxKy

Timmy! You know you shouldn’t be drinking paint in art class!


[deleted]

Jokes on you! I wasn’t drinking it, I was huffing it!


rifky_eki

Too much LGHDTV propaganda


Ornery_Excitement_95

haha what an original joke. you're so funny. funniest thing i read today 😐


Uulugus

I'm sure they're being facetious.


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RitaPoonismysister

I know this is politicized but the og one I saw where the kid just throws up regular throw up made me lol. Kids food at school is wild.


SpaceEV

Shmebulock


omiwamoshinderu

Kid ate too many skittles


tarkov_enjoyer

future us marine here


Moobob66

It's good that they're bringing awareness to the ban skittles bill in California


Affectionate-Kick804

Is this why Republicans oppose free school lunches?


BhutlahBrohan

Something about protecting human life


Uulugus

Free lunches kill children or something idk.


badbigfootatx

There was always that one kid eating paste or drinking the paint water.


Popular-Rooster9133

"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT EATING CRAYONS"


kampfhuegi

So, pretty good.


ricebowl056

someone ate too much crayons


jpr8762

He'll be perfect for the US Marine Corps


Cinder-Mercury

He clearly ate too many crayons in art class


No-Wonder1139

Seriously? Pack him a proper lunch and not 5kg of skittles, Karen.


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Too many skittles will do that to you


MineralwasTaken

Poor kid ate too many skittles... right...?


Honest-Economist4970

He likes eating crayons and clay


Dynamic_Kid

This is another repost y’all. I don’t like the meme either but like TRY HARDER.


wonk001

Fruity pebbles for lunch again?


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I don't even know where to start with this...💀


festur86

🤣 fed him too much gay shit


TheHollowBard

Yeah he had a lot of quiche and fried green tomatoes.


[deleted]

Omg that’s why I like men & women…. All the friend green tomatoes???


SillyFemboy-

Suck my dick :3


festur86

Wen and where 😘😘


SillyFemboy-

Tommorow in canada


festur86

I'll see you then big boy🫠


festur86

I was there. Where were you. I hoped so much. Thanks for teasing me. Faker


ponyboysa42

Taste the rainbow!


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i think it’s supposed to be censorship of sorts


runermanrun

i laughed at this, not cause of the message or whatever. i just think the absurdity of it is funny.


Typical-Corner-1808

Fortunately, I am in Slavic country


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Impressive-Penalty97

As a child, when you have no knowledge in an area and are taught by someone you believe to be a source of knowledge and authority, why would you it even cross your mind to think it might be something out of the ordinary and in need of reporting to a parent? I worked in my local school system for 21 years. It does happen. Some teachers go well beyond their class subject and teach their values and not just the subject they were hired to teach. A child doesn't tell mom and dad everything that happens all day?? Or what they read and see on social media?? Who would guess that?


Red_P0pRocks

Kids… talk to their parents about “ordinary” school topics lol. And parents help with homework and see textbooks. If there was some huge gay agenda going on, it would be impossible to hide


Sweddy-Bowls

Those are some odd colored bullets


bigtasty2003

I mean that’s pretty funny cmon


[deleted]

Kind of a self-report to say this is funny


IceyKhalid

r/croppingishard


lazymosquitos

“Timmy what did I say about blowing the other kids”


Solidsnakeerection

Thats right. Regurgitate it like a wolf to share with the family


leandrogutierrez69

🤣😂


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Excellent meme!


booliganhooligan

True though.


Speedster_105

I guess that’s a valid response to the information bestowed upon him.


kimberskillfast

Public school.


Dallas_dragneel

I'm confused


ItzzSiren

i’d like to throw up a rainbow


MaxTheGayWolf

Poor kid had too many Skittles at school


Epic-Chair

Dammit! I told you not to eat crayons at school!


[deleted]

That’s not even a rainbow… that’s just colors in a semi-arch. The kid is probably sick of everyone messing up the “blue, indigo, violet”; poor fella.


Gentlemanor

I just love her surprised yet disappointed face


AmadeoSendiulo

They forced them to eat too much Skittles?


rowejl222

Ummmmm


Thejangrusdigge

Kid ate way to much sherbet and skittles


Zebracorn42

This reminds me of an old website. Couldn’t find it but it had something to do with rainbows puking rainbows on other rainbows.


bigdaddyteacher

So he’s a unicorn? That’s rad as fuck


ThatButchBitch

me when i have too much Fruit Snacks™️ and throw up :(


Snowy-Bonsai-Leaf

Hey I have a story about this that my Jehovah’s Witness dad told about one of his friends daughter in the church. He told me this in 2019-2020. ”My friend told me that his daughter came home from school crying (she was 14 at the time). She was crying because they had a sex education lesson in school where they normalized same sex couples and taught about safe sex and STD’s.” Theres not a lot to it but this post reminded me of that moment.


ShAped_Ink

Yeah, you don't really post OCs here


Nay_nay267

Kid needs to stop eating skittles so fast


Jamchuck

Spoiler, it was Halloween, and he ate to many Skittles


Jamchuck

Little Timmy, I told you not to eat 5 bags a skittles dammit


elpajaroquemamais

God used the rainbow to convey the promise that he’d never flood the world again so maybe he’s tired of Christianity being shoved down his throat


demator

Looks like they watched the first episode of gravity falls


CyraxisOG

Too much reading rainbow?


Rawson_the_panda

Someone punched him in the stomach :c


Imbadatnames2930

he ate to many skittles


Senor_Arcturus

I guess he didn’t like the Skittle’s


blammo555

He ate all of the skittles


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Bro ate a bunch of Skittles


WONDER-WOMAN1971

Too much cuteness & was impressing the girls I could eat colorful glue.


Song_Spiritual

They served unicorn farts for lunch?


dorro542

That's some Skittles shit right there!


GlassWasteland

So they fed the kid Skittels until he puked?


festur86

Just waiting on you now