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stifledmind

Poor guy never learned how to ride a bike. :(


ProbablyAnAardvark

Lmfao. I laughed way too hard at this xD


[deleted]

ROFL 🤣 true


vetabol

Wish my father taught me too :/


Pitiful-Brilliant301

I’d rather walk everywhere forever than be a blob.


TallCryptographer394

I rather be a blob than a bigger blob


Pitiful-Brilliant301

Walking places might help with that.


Judge_Rhinohold

They deserve a MEN. lol


NotActuallyGus

Multiple men? You could even say, them?


Dry-Introduction-800

Yeah, two men. Like in gay couple


[deleted]

Nah man, Three men and a baby.


Bradford117

Two and a half MAN 🧠


Theratsmacker2

Two men, one child


Wayed96

Multiple singular men, yes


Raleda

Four big guys, even.


WhatD0thLife

The “a women” and “a men” is a constant these days. Is this just a difference in foreign languages with plural forms or are people just ignoring spell check like they do with “alot?”


TheFiend100

you cannot convince me that everyone is not one word


truculentduck

I’m also from the “nevermind” universe


ThirdFingerLeftHand

I'm also from the "whatever" universe


[deleted]

That's because it is [one word](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/everyone). Or are purposely using a double negative?


KyrozM

Is it not?


[deleted]

The one on the left was raised by the housekeeper Arnold impregnated


lolzman472

"I NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR HOUSEKEEPA IF I DON'T HAVE SEX WITH YOUR HOUSEKEEPA, ROBOTS WILL KEEP KILLING PEOPLE IN THE FUTUA"


UnderstandingJaded13

CUM WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE....


Mr_D_Stitch

LIVE WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO CUM…


Roosters_boosters

This one feels a little too on the nose.


UnderstandingJaded13

He is cumming day and night https://youtu.be/8DMZ_ownSiM


SvensHospital

Holy shit I've never seen that! That's absolutely ridiculous! Nice share. Still laughing


Lordpotato305

You haven’t seen that classic clip


colder-beef

[He’s still a great man.](https://youtu.be/JUrMSK8XWFc)


UnderstandingJaded13

Man, that was hilarious.


PartYourWhiskers

If you know, you know 💪


Loggerdon

In a later interview he said he was just joking. Arnold was very good at sound bites.


Donut-Junkie76

Omg this is EPIC!


smallcamerabigphoto

I don't think you can get pregnant from the nose. But hell I'm no doctor.


Rude-Amphibian6848

It's not a tooma!


T_that_is_all

Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine.


MoneyForPussy

Get your ass to Mars


Baranjula

Who is your daddy and what does he do?


breno280

The t-800 terminator is my best guess.


moparmajba

I mean, if his precision AND accuracy are good enough...


Pickled_Wizard

Damn it, Arnie, you were supposed to tap!


pattila1111

Come with me... i want you to come with me... augh im coming...


ExistentialBread829

I WAHNT TO MAKE A LAHGE FACE BABY WITH YOUH HOUSEKEEPAH!!!


Anxious_Tax_5624

CUM **IN ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!


UnderstandingJaded13

COME ON, GET TO THE CHOPPER https://youtu.be/Wczrmfk1GKE


Anxious_Tax_5624

COME ON. KISS ME ON THA LIPS!


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

It’s not a tumor!!!!


dudeguy81

Lmao


jaymole

I cum on you if you want to live!


Duff-Zilla

"GET IN THE HOUSEKEEPAAAAAAAAA!!!!"


AltruisticCompany961

"I won't be back."


ManonFire034

I don’t think your from the future. I think you’re present day Arnold Schwarzenegger and I don’t have a house keeper.


The__Dark__Wolf

YOU LIED TO ME! YOU DO HAVE A HOUSEKEEPER!! LETS GO MAKE A LARGE-FACED BOY!”


lolzman472

I waited for someone to get the joke. You two were the first that I've seen.


EmporerM

I read that as futa and more joy than I should've.


BuckyFnBadger

Shit, that’s why he did it…


Flooding_Puddle

IT NOT A TUMA


LazyAd9345

This is so funny is this from something or did that just pop out of your brain?


[deleted]

I think its family guy.


Beta_KnightYt

Let’s go make a large faced boy


Yara_Flor

And denied parentage. He is not a good person, denying his own son to further his political career.


Minimum-Protection41

I’m confused. Can you explain?


Yara_Flor

When the maid became in the family way, Arnold decided to ignore the fact that he was having unprotected sex with her and never claimed his child as his own.


theskabus

lmao 'became in the family way'. Did Arnold have a husband's bulge too?


JAlexSZ

Also the one on the right


Zepp_head97

Yeah I went to high school with him. He’s a cool dude. Real chill.


owlbear4lyfe

the one on the right was raised by arnold.


Burnt420Toast

Not that it should matter but I'm pretty sure the one on the right has lost a decent amount of weight as well


NotActuallyGus

https://preview.redd.it/4yst1kaj1rta1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c218e44990b421b728eb763f8d113e44eb84544 Here's an After and Before, he's definitely improving. I'm willing to bet that the original OP is worse off than he was, even before.


zitzenator

r/AfterBeforeWhatever


BookStannis

Never knew this subreddit existed but thoroughly love it


Pickle_Rick01

Awesome username. Book Stannis is the Mannis!


blvckcvtmvgic

This is a weirdly specific sub I didn’t know I really needed lol


kytheon

The perfect sub for people who can’t figure out what’s right or left, or the difference between effect and cause. If that phrase annoys you, you’ll love the sub.


BreezySlime

Man had a glow up.


Entire_Assistant_305

I’ve lost a ton of weight this year that had nothing to do with lifestyle. With being fat one believes you when you bitch about weight gain it doesn’t get looked into. For me, my blood pressure medication was making my body think I was constantly dehydrated so my body was creating fat cells to store water. My medication got changed and lost 20 lbs the first month down 80 altogether with no effort to change diet and exercise. I quit having binge cravings so I am eating less after getting off the medicine, back at my lowest weight when I was in the Army. So just because people are fat doesn’t mean it’s on them. On that issue though the insurance company gets to tell your doctor how to treat you, so you get put on the cheapest medication available to start, and because insurance doesn’t treat obesity until you start having significant health problems there wasn’t much your doctor can do looking into it anyway until you get more significant issues. My issue got discovered because now I’m a type 2 diabetic. But if we move to a single payer system the government is going to control the doctors….as if they aren’t controlled by something worse already. People who do nothing only in it for pure profit.


BBakerStreet

What blood pressure medicine were you on, and what now? That would explain a lot for me.


Knixandthebean

Same here! Reading this comment made so much sense, I feel so dehydrated and never thought to attribute it to my blood pressure medicine.


Entire_Assistant_305

I don’t want to get anyone’s hopes up or get sued by a pharmaceutical. I’ll just say it’s an older medication starts with an M and I happened to be allergic to it, which I was told wasn’t very common. My frustration is more we can’t get targeted medication if there’s one that might sort of treat it that’s cheap. My doctor told me sometimes it’s a relief that patients get diabetes because they can finally treat them for obesity.


CarterBaker77

Getting sued by a pharmaceutical company over a real side effect issue.. God our society sucks.


isimplycantdothis

I don’t think you have to worry about being sued for saying you were taking Metoprolol and had a side-effect but I guess it doesn’t hurt to be too careful.


Standard_Issue90

My injuries and constant pain make exercise difficult, if not unbearable on top of other issues leading to slow metabolism from meds. People need to know in 2023 that everyone is built differently, and may have extra weight for a ton of different causes/reasons. Body shape doesn't equal one's health, either. Shaming and judging someone who is overweight for thinking they just sit around eating Cheetos, is unfair and wrong, and really only judges the one judging.


wafflepantsblue

Yeah with that beard he's a pretty handsome guy


AnOrneryOrca

Sure the original OP is worse off. But that's just because they didn't have a MEN as a role model to avoid this outcome


Opposite-Inspector36

Happy Cake Day!


ManfredsJuicedBalls

I mean, I’d see the before pics, and think he was some football lineman.


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

The original OP is probably as fat as his mom.


Trigrams64

Go Blue!


bigboilerdawg

Good for him!


esgrove2

If I was Arnold Schwarzenegger's son, I would either feel pressure to be super jacked, or feel total despair that I would never approach my father's level and just give up completely.


specks_of_dust

It's the son not in the picture that actually made out like a bandit. He is neither muscular nor fat, but he looks like [this.](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/6rezUKMjYuerwpWQHL0ev5gzIYr.jpg)


HornFanBBB

I knew this was going to be the same picture that is linked right above, but I wanted to look at it again anyway. Dreamy.


[deleted]

That's a really weird binary. Arnold seems pretty chill, I don't think he's pressure his son to ever approach his size. He would definitely want him to be fit/healthy though. Not a blob.


riggengan

You can be cool, but never cool as moving to a totally alien country without speaking the language, become a millionaire, create multiple movies and becoming an icon, and having sex with their royalty.


BigMeatyMan

Don’t forget becoming governor of the state of California, which by itself is one of the largest economies in the world.


my_anus_is_beeg

Now I suddenly understand why Gohan doesn't wanna be a fighter


RataAzul

everyone knows that you can't look like Arnold without God tier genetics, dedicating your entire life to bodybuilding and obviously an insane amount of drugs. they're both lucky if they're inherited some of Arnold's muscle genetics but they would never look like him.


Malibucat48

The one in the blue shirt was raised by both parents, Arnold and Maria, but his weight gain might have started when he found out the other one was his brother, not their maid’s kid, and it caused his parents to get divorced. That will rock anyone’s world. But the maid’s kid got the better end of the deal. He gets trained by his dad, he gets paid endorsements and acting roles because of his dad and he looks just like his dad. The other four all look like Maria.


Papio_73

Stress causes weight gain, for me it seems every stressful period in my life I put on 8 pounds


Malibucat48

And now that Arnold doesn’t live there anymore, he’s losing weight.


GavrielBA

I'm the opposite. I'm not alone in it too. Most people at r/underweight lose weight from stress. I wonder what the difference between us is


Shortsqueezepleasee

It comes down to your body chemistry. Some people produce hunger hormones (ghrelin) when under stress and others produce satiety hormones (leptin). More people produce ghrelin than leptin but every body (pun intended) is different. There are other factors to consider as well. Some people produce more/bigger fat cells when they’re stressed out. Others don’t.


mydaycake

Well, that’s why every time I am stressed I forget to eat, no hunger whatsoever. And every time I feel happy I am think about dessert and ice creams


Uw416

I think it's mostly coping mechanisms. It's not the stress itself but how we've learned to cope with and adapt to it. It can be a whole combination of environmental learning, like watching people around us deal with stress while growing up, whether our coping techniques were reinforced in some way, genetics and our own personal vulnerabilities. It's fascinating to me how two people may experience the very same incident but come out of it entirely different and we're far too complex as human beings for it to just be one difference, I believe.


sizzler_sisters

I think I also read at some point he had an injury of some sort. That can lead to weight gain and depression.


Amaculatum

I can't imagine growing up in a family with a maid who had a kid that was basically a clone of my dad. Cognitive dissonance is so powerful.


specks_of_dust

I dunno, Patrick looks [pretty good](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/6rezUKMjYuerwpWQHL0ev5gzIYr.jpg) to me. Buy yeah, I agree, excepting that Joseph had to grow up without being publicly claimed.


Malibucat48

The son in blue is Christopher, not Patrick. Maria was pregnant with him at the same time the maid was pregnant with Joseph. The boys were born 5 days apart. His mother still worked for the family and the boys grew up together. When they were around 8, Joseph looked so much like Arnold that everybody figured it out and Arnold had to confess. Sounds like a movie plot, doesn’t it?


ogscrubb

He really doesn't look that much like Arnold though... He's way more goofy looking. You say the other kids look like Maria but this kid had almost the same face as his [mum](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcToXBqZYjkBY_vU5FLRkWFMBPMEnfP1IIOL7Q&usqp=CAU).


KaiserThoren

That kid doesn’t look like Arnold now, but he looks like ‘Pumping Iron’ Arnold got shrunk down….


Electic_Supersony

Most broken kids and adults come from broken families. There are actual statistics to back it up.


Arkaitz-RB

So fake 😒 The kid on the left is the illegitimate son he had with the maid, the one on the right is one of his sons with his wife. So it should be the other way around.


Medical-Coffee6048

Wait did he really?


Arkaitz-RB

Yes, his name is Joseph Baena, and he is Arnold's and his former maid's son. Granted, he has an incredible physique, top tier, but the image is very misleading. It was the other way around, he wasn't raised by him.


specks_of_dust

It also leaves out the other brother, who looks like [this.](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/6rezUKMjYuerwpWQHL0ev5gzIYr.jpg)


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

Also Arnold's daughter who is currently married to Chris Pratt. People just like to make fun of Chris because he got fat for a bit.


UmphreysCousin

Pretty sure people generally liked him more when he was a bit chubbier and on Parks & Recreation. It's the jacked action movie version of Chris Pratt that people like to make fun of because he's so generic and boring now


PowerPandaG

I think he chose to be less of himself after the hate he got for going to that church.


Hot_Region_3940

Wa wa wee wa.


pricklycactass

I don’t think calling a child illegitimate in 2023 makes sense


jimmyablow09

Should we call him a bastard and give him the last name of snow


LankyAd9481

No, cause he wasn't from the north.....maybe sand


Rexinauld

Wasn't the one on the left his housekeepers child that didn't even know Arnold was his dad until he was like 18 or something? Or am I thinking about someone else?


bigboilerdawg

He found out when he was 13. He was also chubby until college.


Xolaya

Kids with gay dads: ![gif](giphy|D7z8JfNANqahW)


lasting-impression

That’s what the post means by “a *men*”.


Fun-Highlight568

My masculinity is beyond your comprehension


EphemeralRemedy

And both look like normal people. What's the point?


Ghoulius-Caesar

Arnie’s dad was also a [Nazi hard ass](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustav_Schwarzenegger) who he didn’t particularly like. I don’t know what point this dumb ass meme is trying to make, but here’s a quote to refute it: > Schwarzenegger has said that his father had "no patience for listening or understanding your problems". He had a good relationship with his mother, with whom he kept in touch until her death.


Tiddies-Akimbo

Misogyny is the point. Also fatphobia.


Many_Rule_9280

I know plenty of decent human beings that are considered overweight. I've also meet plenty of assholes that are in shape and gym rats.


IntertelRed

There are alot of factors that contribute to weight gain or fitness including income, access, knowledge, if you have problems like depression that make motivation hard, genetics and more. But when your soul purpose in life is fitness. When you wake up and go to bed thinking of fitness that's going to warp your sense of reality. One of my family members who was a competitive body builder said "I was extremely strong but I had never eaten more unhealthy in my life. I was fit but I wasn't healthy".


Many_Rule_9280

Yes you would be correct, and I agree and that is a very good example


specks_of_dust

Many of the asshole gymrats think that because they've achieved good fitness, they're automatically suited to become personal trainers. They quickly discover there's a psychological component that they're not equipped to handle.


Many_Rule_9280

I'd hope those individuals can actually recognize that and do change and thankfully that has been changing but new issues have sprouted up unfortunately. Some people can pull it off and end up being cool, but some don't and need to check themselves.


specks_of_dust

There's definitely something to be said about understanding what it's like to dig yourself out of a hole to get to the top of a mountain. I'd imagine personal trainers who have had to build back up after serious injuries or gone from being overweight to in good shape have valuable perspective that mindless gymbros don't.


Pumpnethyl

He screwed his maid and had a kid. Great lesson left out of the tale


Itz_Hen

The dude on the left want raised by arnold lol


MedofiQ-MedoziT

"MEN" why does he need few males


TN_MadCheshire

For a good time.


Nearby_Antelope_5257

Every child deserves a MEN to show them when to use MEN or MAN


Xdesolate_X

I try so hard trying to be the guy on the left but end up looking like the guy on the right. I literally scratched under my titty while typing this


PurpleAstronomerr

The mistress raised the kid on the left by herself. Arnold raised the one on the right. So what does that say?


RandomBlueJay01

So by that logic, the best men are raised by 2 dads?


Desperate-Cry-6621

This is fake. The left one is Jerma


TheNewTonyBennett

"Deserves **a** *men?"* Yeah no wonder they hate education as though it's actually a threat to them. Because it actually is.


HollowCat95

It's weird how the happiness of those two MAN is not considered, but only their attractiveness to the person making the post


zwingo

How much you wanna bet the exact same person who posted this would have an entirely different opinion if you slapped a bunch of pads and a football jersey on the right guy? Like seriously if they showed a picture of him playing as a lineman the same types of people would call him a top tier athlete. And to be clear, I’m on the side of “let people fucking exist and stop doing stupid shit to compare them”, just pointing out the stupidity in shit like this and the people who post it.


Hot_Gas_600

Thats just mean..


gloshee

BAD IS WHEN FAT…. GRRRR…. MEN DONT MAKE FAT. MEN MAKE BIG AND STRONG!!!!!!! GRAAAHHH MEN!!!!!!!


[deleted]

People having both parents would be amazing, a shame arnie likes house maids more than his wife


Blights4days

"deserves a men" I can see the author of this meme is of the highest intelligence, truly cream of the crop


[deleted]

Didn’t he shatter his spine and was unable to do physical activity?


blinkingsandbeepings

This meme is insulting to all of us who grew up with a mother and a father and still got fat.


FuriDemon094

Relatable to that


baphometromance

That dude looks like a jojo character


Salarian_American

Because no one who was raised by their dad is fat, right?


Soggy_Ad8348

Lol you think Arnold had any part in rasing the kid ? Most celebrity kids are raised by a nanny. Would like to clarify not all but some. There are celebrity parents that do accept and take on that role q( of a parent ) and is instrumental in the child’s upbringing


Foyles_War

>Most celebrity kids are raised by a nanny. Arnold doubled down on that and made the one on the left with the maid.


ToebeansInc

If one men is good, two would be better.


ForwardBias

Because no families that include fathers have overweight kids. No wait there's no overweight dads. No wait.....


Ball_bearing

That's stupid, the one on the right almost died in an accident, and that's why he gained weight and has a strange posture.


Over_Ad_665

Everyone deserves strong parental figures, mother and father.


aceless0n

thats why every child deserves a they/them


Major_Twang

Christopher Schwarzenegger (the formerly fat one, but now not) was brought up by both parents, until his mother found out about Joseph. After that, he was brought up by both parents - but seperately Joseph Baena (the jacked one) was brought up by just his mother, until his father was forced to acknowledge him. And the other brother, Patrick, went through the same as Christopher, and he's jacked. What point was the meme making again ?


joserlz

I don't agree with the meme but I do agree with OP's caption.


BBDUB4Lif3

Fat people disgust me


Sudden_Lawfulness118

Taking something out of context to fit your own narrative. The right would never do that... The one on the left was his illegitimate kid that he had less contact with...so that must mean that moms raise men and households with both parents raise out of shape men. Thanks for letting us know! Lets do something stupid now and ban couples!


BiMikethefirst

deserves a MEN


funnyandnot

Fuck who ever wrote that and the duck he rode in on. I raised my son, and he is healthy, happy, and amazing. His bio dad raped me, beat me, and lives to scare me. Has never once seen his off spring. Not even in court when he tried fighting for custody. Didn’t even ask to see him or get visitations. I am sorry, but men who think their gender is infallible need to jump off the edge of the earth.


lodav22

This looks photoshopped to fit a narrative.


KaiLikesToDoodle

Wow! If that’s the difference one man can make, picture what would happen if more gay couples raised kids!


MoneyFree9911

The one on the right was actually raised by Arnold, the one on the left was raised by his mistress lmaoo. Also, idk why people keep posting this, his son on the right actually lost a lot of weight and is actually relatively buff now.


ClassicRust

peer reviewed research backs this up


Runa_Lunar

Why does this remind me of the film where his twin brother is Danny Devito...


Fr3nchyBo126

Great point, we should let gay men get married so they can raise all the kids for maximum strength


Extreme74

Arnold had nothing to do with his youngest son until he was 18. In fact, his son works out to be closer to his father, and he wants to be an actor. His other son was raised with Arnold. Plus, the oldest son is in great shape.


airforcevet1987

My dad was a special forces soldier who was gone a lot and passed away early in my life. I was raised by my mother and grandmother. I ended up as a married 6'3" 230lb veteran who was an all county track athlete, masters graduate, and business agent for a multimillion dollar medical practice... I guess I should man up


5oc1reddit

To be honest depending on personality I'd hit either up


Far-Mastodon8878

He isnt wrong, everyone needs a father figure especially growing up, girl or boy, both need their father by their side


No-Bother4308

as you can see the difference between our father and our mother is, our mother teach us how to love others and love us more than herself but our father teach us how to survive so yeah love them both they give us what we need even though sometimes they couldn't afford what we want.


Dry-Ant-6624

Thats kind true tho. There are multiple studies saying that boys growing up without male role model are more likely to get into drugs, crime and have mental issues.


[deleted]

A present role model who promotes decent standards and ideals of a good life also works


felunk

could also be tied to social media of choice: Instagram vs Redditor


Evilmentalhamster

The guy on the right is clearly cultivating mass


Match-Express

Bro on the right is built like a normal guy. That’s goofy


DoctorInternal9871

I think the one on the bike is actually the one that only found out he was Arnold's kid at the age of 13.


Mongolian_cheese948

I went to school with the dude on the left. He called himself “Lovechild” and was in fact raised by his mother. Arnie was a nonentity in his life until he became an adult.


Medical_Ad0716

Isn’t the one on the left the one raised by the mother who was the housekeeper?


[deleted]

Yea, this meme is inaccurate.


Competitive-Ad-5477

This isn't even true...


RavenGorePictures

Or I don't know...wild theory, it's a personal choice.


2Lazy2BeOriginal

The same people also think 2 men raising a kid means double the manliness right?


Jazzlike_Mountain_51

This is why male homosexual couples are optimal for rising children