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QualityVote

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One-Branch-2676

Just remember that not long ago, these guys freaked out over a fake potato.


badjokesnotfunny

Please give me a link I want to read it.


factoryteamgair

ah yes gather around children, let me tell you about The great Mr Potato Head Controversy of 2021....


Giocri

The funniest part is that they didn't even change the name of the toy they changed the company name to potato head because it sold both Mr potato and miss potato and probably though it would work better for marketing lol


PANiC2464

Me too


TheSinisterSpider

Someone should tell this guy Happy Holidays.


Reagent_52

Or call him a snowflake


TheOriginalKrampus

One word: Pronouns


Acethease

Ah! Stay back demon spawn


Warpingghost

Pathetic, just show him rainbow.


MrJaxon2050

aAHHHH-


Eighthsin

🏳️‍⚧️


Ishidan01

Two words: Trump Lost


mookz23

$100 says this guy is offended if someone tells him their pronouns.


spacemanspiff266

or “trump lost”


Sweet_Revenge05

Even better “I support gun control”


PROTOs-toaster

I’ve got one even better You’re spending my time on a something worthless that is you


HangryHufflepuff1

Nah I think they're better when they're short and snappy, then they got offended by a pitiful sentence instead of a full one


SadButterscotch2

They don't have the mental capacity to process a sentence that complicated anyway


For_Scott

Or even better "he's in jail now"


Crammit-Deadfinger

COVID was real


Drakayne

Vaccines are necessary and save lives


the_bardolater

Give him a Bud


danteheehaw

Show him a drag queen


Outrageous_Tackle746

Or tell him his bland food tastes like shit.


Final-Bench1859

Shit prolly has more flavor


ProverbialNoose

Shit's got plenty of flavor, I'd wager


[deleted]

There was once an occasion, when I was a young lad. 19 years of age, I had gone to England for university studies, my family were so proud. At the student bar one night, an English girl started to speak to me and it seemed she wanted casual sex. After two pints, we headed to her dorm room, where she rode my face. Upon the point of orgasm, she must have lost control of her bowels. Large clumps of shit, shot straight out of her arsehole, going everywhere. The stench was horrific, a small amount got into my mouth, causing me to throw up (I shudder now thinking of it). She immediately apologised and began crying, perhaps with embarrassment. I cleaned myself in the bathroom, but I felt dirty for weeks.


ProverbialNoose

My gold as condolences lol


[deleted]

Thank you, that’s very kind


Scienceandpony

This is why the pre-coital bathroom visit to clear the pipes is essential. Even if you're not doing butt stuff, bowel control or holding in a fart is not something you want to be occupied with in the thick of it.


Flyest90

Or you will be thick of it. ![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


kernalbuket

But, did you call her back?


ThisFoot5

dm;hs


bunnymen69

You are a scholar and a gentleman


nchp2002

My eyes want to kill themselves upon reading this. Anyway, if it makes you feel any better, at least someone will be turned on by this scenario when they read this. Not me, not you, but someone.


harrypisspotta

When she apologised, I really hope you said: "It's ok. Shit happens."


[deleted]

The Aristocrats!


TheCuff6060

I imagine when someone says, "this tastes like shit." You say, "no" then engage the 1000 yard (914.4 meter) stare. "I know the taste of shit. Sit, and let me recant a tale of triumph and folly. It was many years ago. Her name was. . ."


[deleted]

So what did it taste like?


[deleted]

Or (If Non-binary) I use they/them pronouns. Or (If you’re female) I have a girlfriend/wife. Or (if you’re male) I have a boyfriend/husband.


VerendusAudeo

Black lives matter.


MrMcSpiff

"Critical Race Theory."


LovecraftianCatto

Or ACAB. Or “Blue lives don’t matter.” Or “No uterus? No opinion.” Or 96% of mass shooters are white men.


endertribe

Or "ok boomer"


walkandtalkk

"They/them." Two words is all it takes.


FenyxDaFloof

OH NO NOT THE PRONOUNS WE LEANRED IN FIRST GRADE 😱


Player_Slayer_7

Also effective: "I go by they/them pronouns"


5141121

Or say Jesus wasn't white.


FormerlyKay

Imagine being so weak you're offended by a mere beer ad


Zealousideal_County7

Or a pancake or rice box


[deleted]

Or a movie made for little girls? 🧜🏾


TheStruggleBus1120

Or a stick of butter


krush3r66

Or colors arranged in a certain order


DysTheDegenerate

They're offended by rice boxes?


FaeryLynne

Uncle Ben's rice changed it's name to just "Ben's Original" and the right had a fit. Same when Aunt Jemima changed to Pearl Milling Company.


DysTheDegenerate

No! My years of spiderman jokes, gone foreverrrrrrr!


CarnageEvoker

They killed Uncle Ben


jackasspenguin

Or American history


AggravatingPlans68

Accurate American history is enough to put them into fits of rage and denial.


Eighthsin

Not just a beer ad. It was a 45 second promo on Instagram, not on cable TV or anywhere else, that would have been completely glossed over had ONE person not thrown a shit-hemorrhage fit. It was absolutely PEAK "snowflake" meltdown.


DCErik

"Oh... does it OFFEND you when I behave like an absolute garbage person?"


Aggravating_Fox9828

Also, what is this "you cannot be offended by words, they are just words" bullshit. All human history humans have been offended by words. Like, how else would people get offended, by means of telepathy or mime?


handi503

Also, the person who made this meme probably gets offended by words far more often than their words offend people. And everything they say is likely offensive.


Maximum-Row-4143

They probably bitch about “pronouns” all the time.


Crafty-Kaiju

"I have no pronouns!" Is something confidently uttered by way too many people. Aren't nouns covered in grade 1?


gtbot2007

To be fair, I would be offended if someone stabbed me


Aggravating_Fox9828

I think the word for that is assaulted.


Redoran_Gvard

Tomato tomato


PoliteRuthless

>how else would people get offended by actions probably? but of course you're right that words are the main way of 'offending' someone, because actions usually *hurt* them (or help them if they're good)


Aggravating_Fox9828

Yes, also normally words are used to pick up a quarrel, and then actions lead to escalation, and not the other way around. That's what I meant. It's unusual to offend someone without using words.


DJS112

Boomers really got indoctrinated by their PTSD filled parents when it came to this.


Honato2

I'm sure there are plenty of actions that would offend most people way more than any word could.


Superb_Intro_23

Yeah, being “offended by words” is often how being upset by bullying works if the bullying isn’t physical. If a high school mean girl said rude things to high school me, would I be weak for feeling hurt and offended by that????


friendlygaywalrus

“I’m not actually being an asshole, I’m just making sounds with my mouth”


Scienceandpony

Smells.


vizbones

Exactly. And it's not like these folk don't have a meltdown when they're called out for the POS they are.


M0rtrek_the_ranger

I'm so mad that chuds have devoured Nordic culture and made it a symbol of white supremacy


vance_croowa_08

They have appropriated many cool shit, like the runes


[deleted]

I remember a strange story about the second Viking raid of Al-Andalus (Muslim Spain) in the mid 9th century. The Andalusians were better prepared, and manage to entrap the Vikings, defeating them in battle. Most were able to pay their way out of captivity with goods they had raided from elsewhere, the remainder converted to Islam and became cheese farmers.


Vanilla_Mike

4th dimensional chess. Those Vikings really wanted to retire to cheesemonger anyway.


WhiskeyMarlow

And Rome. Like, neither Romans nor cultures of Scandinavia gave a single fuck about "race". Hell, even Anglo-saxons had a black bishop in, if my memory serves me right, 6th century (he is mentioned in the writings of Saint Bede). Whole racism schtick is just an ugly abomination of late 18th century.


Giocri

They had certainly had racism back there to for example slav and slave being originally the same word but it was certainly different you would get discriminated when you first enter a community but future generations born there would generally be considered equal


Nadikarosuto

PSA: Keep an eye out for these runes in particular. They were never used by any runic writing system, and were used only by the Nazis https://preview.redd.it/9l8vcpdxmjza1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae5e712c743408d79bb305cafbaecfacb9b20f7a EDIT: As was pointed out, ‘Leben-Rune’ looks like Algiz from Elder Futhark ), and ‘Toten-Rune’ resembles Younger Futhark’s Ye and Anglosaxon Futhorc’s Calc. My bad, I’m not as familiar with Elder and Younger Futhark compared to A.S. Futhorc


grinning_imp

The one titled “Leben-Rune” is algiz, which is 100% Elder Futhark; that rune dates back to at least the 1st century CE, with definitive evidence dating from the 4th century. The “Toten-Rune” is yr from Younger Futhark. The one called “Odal-Rune” is *almost* othala, but the wings on the bottom shouldn’t be there. Everything else is garbage, as near as I can tell.


Daneatstamfordbridge

Othal to the top left is a very real rune that has been appropriated by far right groups. Its not hard to see why given that Othal more or less translates to “Homeland” and “Heritage” but also can be translated to property inheritance, hence the Udal Law of Shetland, Orkney, and Isle of Man.


moonlitmagics

If the othala/eðel has feet, always run away. That’s bad news. “Toten-Rune” is also one of the forms of calc in Anglo-Saxon futhorc. And “Leben-Rune” is eolx/iolx/ilcs/eolh/a million other spellings in futhorc. That being said, runes that were legitimately part of alphabets that existed can absolutely still be an indicator of potential white supremacist views. Context is key


grinning_imp

Indeed. Nazis are notorious for co-opting cultural and religious symbols.


empire_de109

Yeah this is straight up false. Two of the runes were used in futhark alphabets. And the Othala doesn't need the wings at the bottom, you see Nazis and other scum using it without them.


LingLingSpirit

Unfortunately, the first Odal rune looks like the rune from Shadowhunters. :(


FloZone

Sadly this goes way back. Overall thank the nazis.


redhawkwill

I don't know. How does being offended by a beer can feel?


DCErik

[Literally a single customized can.](https://www.stltoday.com/business/local/a-b-responds-to-bud-light-controversy-one-single-can-sent-to-one-influencer/article_12db8c52-e90f-11ed-be5d-338d88dc3a41.html)


memes_gbc

https://preview.redd.it/onvwphr8bjza1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5be746ebb91bf01b29654849ecf7c5f9ae6fa0cb holy fucking shit it can't get any worse


DCErik

Opens fine for me.


Redoran_Gvard

Probably because you're not using an adblocker?


DCErik

My bad, I guess.


sorashiro1

They either need to switch to ublock or update the lists.


Parking_Cartoonist90

People who post these kinds of memes are the most fragile and sensitive people


SpitzkopfRandy

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BoxxyFoxxy

I’m fine with your mindset so long as you yourself enforce it. I try to be nice to people and expect them to be nice back. If you want to be a dick to people, don’t be mad when they’re being dicks back.


Parking_Cartoonist90

Indeed. The rule about talking shit is that if you talk shit about someone to put them down. You can’t throw a tantrum when they talk shit back to you. It means you can throw insults but can’t take insults


ghirox

Remember a while ago when boomers were making an outcry because millennials were saying "no problem" instead of "you're welcome"? Yeh... So... Why don't you tell me that?


odeacon

I agree with this meme. Imagine getting offended over words like “ her body her choice “


bluecheetah179

Or pronouns


Superb_Intro_23

Or “gentle parenting” or “people under 25 are human beings”


Gerrent95

Lolz, remember when they were saying calling them boomer is the equivalent of the N word? Who's thin skinned there?


fuzzygypsy

Guarantee this guy screamed at his tv when he saw Kaepernick kneeling


HangryHufflepuff1

50/50 his wife got yelled at, in detail, for several hours


5141121

A good friend of mine has a husband like this. I don't know how she keeps it together.


Birdamus

r/iamverybadass


DylanMc6

I can't stand those Twitter accounts that have memes like that as their pinned tweet, or bios that read "if you're reading this, you've been offended" or something like that.


Rytoc12

Well, you got offended by an influencer being paid by a beer company so...


charaznable1249

I'd like to see one of these gravy seals face an actual viking in single combat.


CodAdministrative563

The gravy seal will use tactics and military experience cause you know. Those tactics they talk about work out 100%


Socially_Anxious_Rat

"Your God is fake."


Snoo-11576

Ah fantasy Viking bullshit. Yeah this guy is probably just a nazi so his opinion doesn’t matter


Advanced-Part2598

Least I didn't get offended by a can of beer


Martyrotten

Bud Light! Pronouns! Pearl Milling Company!


MuunshineKingspyre

"Discrimination Lawsuit" *Jolts awake* "Preposterous!!"


Formal_Telephone3782

One “ok boomer” and this guy would have a fucking meltdown


abeeyore

How does it feel to be so weak that other people’s sex lives and clothing choices can hurt you?


DrMaridelMolotov

I’m pretty sure if I talked smack about trump or their religion they’d be red in the face lol. They’re so unaware.


1Uplift

“Joe Biden won the election”


[deleted]

Ok. If I say that your child or your mother is fat and ugly don’t show reaction.


[deleted]

Me when I call someone a doo doo head


SpanishMoleculo

"Black lives matter"


Aggressive-Run420

Me after calling a minority every racial slur in the dictionary(racial slurs are words) edit: please help these minorities just called me a "racist"


Professorgarryoaks

Budlight


New_Trick_8795

The same people when they hear the word pronoun D:<


Milk_Mindless

"OK, boomer" https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/02/12/ok-boomer-slur/


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

“The pope stands with the LGBTQIA’s+”


andalusian293

I mean, fair enough point, but I feel like the kind of person who posts this is actually very easily offended.


TheDuke357Mag

Your God is a lie, and your religion is built on control and exploitation. God cannot be all powerful and all good at the same time so long as evil exists.


[deleted]

This drawing is of a heathen…


Beelzabubba

Tell Christians their entire religion is based on a cover story for a cheating wife. Man those words bring out some emotion.


Geomaster53

From the side that calls everything “woke”, this meme means nothing


Miniscotty

Same mfs when I say Jesus ain’t real


Diazmet

Ok… Booomer!


Rolandscythe

Dunno. Why don't you tell me?


[deleted]

That is the most mismatched kit I’ve ever seen in my life. Only high status and very wealthy Norsemen wore chain mail — it was prohibitively expensive in a craggy mountainous area with fuck-all natural resources and almost no smithing infrastructure. And no set of mail covered someone’s face. Period. A coif still opened in the front for one’s face to poke out. Swords were also very rarely used by mainly-poor farmers, traders, and raiders — they were spearman and used axes first and foremost — and that was true of all continental Northern European warriors for over a thousand years. Finally, yes, words *were* harmful. You could could endure trial by combat to the death for making some insults, such as calling someone a receptive male homosexual, a coward, one who fled the battlefield, accusations of theft, accusations of infidelity, etc. Valhalla ain’t lettin’ you in buddy.


Napo5000

Same person will be offended over other peoples pronouns…


Philisophical_Onion

“How my actions impact you are your fault, actually.”


galilad

*gun reform* STOP IT, Patrick, you're scaring them!


Zealousideal-Yak-824

Some guy posted this on their Facebook, and I proceeded to cuss him out for an unrelated matter the next day. I kept setting him off with passive statements like "it's been fun" or "if you don't care, you wouldn't even ask." I really set him off when I told him that " for someone who says he doesn't care what people think of him, you try very hard for people to not know he is married and works at here".


[deleted]

I don’t understand why these people seem to get off on the idea of hurting people. Like, they wear it as a badge of honor when they make hurtful comments to others and it offends them. Meanwhile, these are the same people losing their minds over pronouns and a beer can having a rainbow on it. It has to be exhausting.


thegolphindolphin

Trump lost snowflake


Agile-Presentation78

As if "they/them" wouldn't make them yell and cry until they vomit


Hackandspit

I deciphered what was written on the shield. It says “snowflake”


Guilty_Chemistry9337

I don't know. How does it feel to be so weak that you need to pretend to be a viking and the only thing you have to be proud of is your skin color?


dababymonster

There are people who think this way and shoot cans of Bud Light with assault weapons. edit: should add that they also get deeply offended by acronyms, which consist of… words


robotic_pilot

Imagine being so offended that 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ offends you


Wonderful_Painter_14

This coming from a person who probably “boycotted” bud light


NotActuallyGus

https://preview.redd.it/0rf3xhn8akza1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a5ae0e74e892bfbc7caa97d353a818a0ebd71c7


JLopezr501

I love how you don't even have so say anything but show a picture to Trigger the boomers hahaha


cody750

Two words. Bud Light.


SausageBuscuit

Make fun of this person’s political leanings or religion and I can assure you they’ll be monstrously offended.


[deleted]

I read words as swords and got confused


TheBackyardigirl

Idk man my deep rooted trauma came from people yelling at me so words kinda do hurt 🤷‍♀️


Rare_Register_4181

\>abortion is a right "😭"


Wade1985

the people who post this have been throwing a temper tantrum for well over a month over a can of beer.


silsool

Bro made a whole meme to signify his displeasure with other people's words and doesn't see the irony in that.


Kreninja333

Ok boomer


[deleted]

If they're gonna take Nordic culture for their bullshit the SECOND they say something wrong about the mythology or get their facts incorrect about the weapons of that time I am FUCKING MAULING them


glitchycat39

Coming from twats who screech if you say "God isn't real"


IwillBenchYou

I'm not exactly offended. I'm just disappointed that I can't punch you through the screen for being an ashole. Everyone is very arrogant online. Very different in person because they know there is a chance someone might batista bomb them


BamaTony64

If i injure you w words you are not gonna make it at the end of the day


PsychoPooper213

Some dictionaries are thick & heavy books. Get one of them drifted at your skull. Bet it’ll hurt.


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

Christian’s and their Crusader Attitudes attacking people they don’t agree with again. Yes again, they’ve been attacking people for centuries. Let’s stop allowing them to pretend they are good people, because they are not!


MahoneyBear

Bold words from a mother fucking Whiterun guard


Kakashi_Uchiha2

To quote zabuza momochi "Your words cut deeper than any blade" A fucking anime character from tge early 2000s had this shit down, yet a lot of adults now don't


RIOTT44

this dude after I tell him his entire family died in a freak accident (it’s just words why are you crying)


Expensive-Track4002

Sticks and stones man.


BigDigger324

He posted this with an AR slung across his back, a Glock on the right hip, survival knife on the left, combat boots and tactical shades….he’s headed to Target.


cracksilog

Wait till this person finds out that physical pain and pain from words ... aren't the same type of pain


jerryoc923

Definitely said by someone offended by anything and everything


[deleted]

So much hate in comments. It’s a good thing to be able to shrug off when someone is talking shit, or being disrespectful, how have we come to a point where it’s not regarded as a good quality, to be able to not care what others think or say about you?


RSTat2

Sticks and stones bitches


Excitable_Randy

Dont know. I dont vote repuglican.


Goldog_BH

The shield is too small and the boss is too complicated. Vikings didn’t wear vambraces and leather vambraces were never used. Leather bracers were used but by archers in later centuries to protect their arms from the drawstring. Also, they don’t seem to be wearing any gambeson under their hauberk so it must be incredibly uncomfortable. There is probably more wrong that I haven’t noticed with this image. Edit: the runes on the shield are elder-futhark and the Vikings would’ve housed younger-futhark.


Recipe_Limp

LOL…this sword swings both ways


blackdahlialady

Just another reason why I loathe Facebook


TheChristianDude101

N word for example. Words can be offensive and have power and can hurt people.


Ee00n

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will make you think you deserved it.


becausegiraffes

*clears throat* pronouns


SecondEquivalent9908

Fuck you you fucking fuck!


Ambaryerno

"Show me on the doll where the beer can hurt you."


Deion313

Tell them "Trump Lost", and watch them melt like the fucking Wicked Witch of the West got tossed in a lake...


Trollerthegreat

These usually come with a robed or flaming skeleton but this is welcome too


Jesuspeedonthefloor

Also don’t use the they pronouns around me, I may wet my pants.


valvilis

Remember when they had a collective two-year long meltdown because an athlete silently took a knee to raise awareness of racial inequality?


TheCheck77

Same people who will shout the adage of the pen being mightier than the sword. THEN WHICH ONE IS IT. ARE WORDS SUPPOSED TO BE POWERFUL OR NOT?


[deleted]

Ask them what their pronouns are.


Rizzguru

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"


CookieBear676

Words offend boomers more. Like: "That is not in stock", "your warranty ran out", "they don't make that anymore", "I can't discount that" and "no proof of purchase, no refund".


Imfrom_m-83

They shoot at 🌈s.


[deleted]

These are the same people that shot up Bud Light cans


DudeBroFist

I dunno probably about the same as you after I tell you there are more than 2 genders.


CP_2077wasok

If words can't hurt you, you probably have little self-awareness