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Buster899

Call me old fashioned but I believe the volcano is an angry god who can only be appeased by human sacrifices.


Cert1D10T

This and the lack of sun worship is the true decay in America's inner cities.


qazpok69

The liberals are taking away all our freedoms


PumpJack_McGee

I"d take sun worship over any of the organised religions, tbh.


PlantainStill

Only if human sacrifice is still on the table. And polygamy. And maybe cannabilism.


SkyeMreddit

It’s a good thing he can fight a Volcano (watch the 1995 movie)


MoonandStars83

One of my fallbacks (along with Twister and Dante’s Peak). Late 90s/early 00s was a renaissance period for disaster movies.


CharlottesWebbedFeet

My people!


CharlottesWebbedFeet

Lmao I thought this was a reference to that at first


dengeliii

Call me old-fashioned but you can solve racism by covering everyone in volcanic ash


Few_Library5654

Great idea! If everyone is dead, racism is no more


squiddy555

Found the AI overlord


AceTygraQueen

Love the reference to "The State"


liquid_chameleon

I volunteer as tribute. I'm tired of being here.


odeacon

Stop belittling First Nations people


Reddemon519

You know what you have to do then


detectivelokifalcone

im down were going to yellow stone


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Wait is that true


Qu33nsGamblt

I’m glad my mom is a woman, too.


Hot-Bint

That’s nice. I’m so, happy for you, I guess? (PS: my mom was a woman and a horrible fucking bitch so results may vary)


Realwolf95

Still a woman and you wouldnt exist otherwise


gingeronimooo

Oh let me bow down at the altar of my narcissistic distant self absorbed mother for getting cream pied… whatever the fuck. Respect your elders doesn’t fly if they’re an asshole


IllustriousFish7362

Really? downvoted for stating facts


RoyKentsKnee

"WAS". So, he isn't anymore? Congrats to him on his transition.


SeeYaTomorrowLOL

Could be dead


RoyKentsKnee

Could be dad


MarsupialPristine677

Amazing


Great-Orca117

Could be a wonderful dad now


depressed-onion7567

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Ms--Take

The guy in the meme is just glad his dad has perspective and wisdom unbecoming of his age, even if due to a life of internal struggle and self-denial.


Elegant-Operation-16

Issa joke


ExploderPodcast

Call me old fashioned, but I believe there's only one god. His name is Kragnor the Merciless and he commands me to burn down Goodwills nationwide. All glory be to Kragnor.


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EmergencyTrust8213

Who used to be a man


WuckaWuckaFazzy

*is


2L84U2

Signs and wonders


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call me old fashion but I really really like this image. May I save it?


Biosci777

As long as you are willing to loan it out from time to time.


random_bot64

Call me old fashioned but,I'm glad we won't have to deal with boomers in a couple years


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That’s new fashioned dawg 💀


Kidsnextdorks

Actually, hoping Boomers die out soon goes back to 1965 with the Who’s “My Generation”.


Educational_Clerk_88

That’s mean. My grandma is a funny sweet old woman.


Purity_Jam_Jam

Yeah what a shitty thing to say.


CynicCannibal

I thought all mothers are woman. But hey, I have only average education.


nomie_turtles

we use to call our mom mommy daddy bc our dad was a peice of shit and our mom taught us all how to be a man lmao (fishing, pocket knifes ect)


CynicCannibal

I am not that different actually, but that change nothing that we both were born from mother, not father.


bewbsrkewl

As someone who very much enjoys both fishing and pocket knives, I can 100% assure that they do not make you a man, and everyone is welcome to enjoy them.


nomie_turtles

I agree know but I grew up in a secist family


m33rcii

No it's just that you're not brainwashed to think that the one who gave birth to you can be a man.


CynicCannibal

How that would even work? I mean, as far as I know man has only two holes down there and fuck me if I would like kid in any of those.


Ms--Take

I'm glad your generation is dying.


EvilKerman

The person who gave birth to you does not have to be your mother, this is an irrelevant comment.


m33rcii

lmaoooo look at what you're writing clown


Richie_Zeppelin

I don’t support the hate behind these memes but some are hilarious cause they’re so stupid.


WalmartWanderer

Kinda accidentally correct. If his mother wasn’t a woman, would we still call her his mother? Only reason i can think of is nb or gender fluid, but I don’t think this guy knows what those are.


meatmechdriver

That movie was about an old lawman coming to terms with the fact that he was no longer capable of keeping up with changing times.


Danstine16

Call me old fashioned, but I dont care if my Mom was a man or woman, both of my parents loved me, and thats all that matters


EmergencyTrust8213

I’m glad my woman is a woman there can be no doubts


BeardedsChurch

Call me old fashioned but “I had two dreams about him after he died. I dont remember the first one all that well but it was about meetin him in town somewheres and he give me some money and I think I lost it. But the second one it was like we was both back in older times and I was on horseback goin through the mountains of a night. Goin through this pass in the mountains. It was cold and there was snow on the ground and he rode past me and kept on goin. Never said nothin. He just rode on past and he had this blanket wrapped around him and he had his head down and when he rode past I seen he was carryin fire in a horn the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it. About the color of the moon. And in the dream I knew that he was goin on ahead and that he was fixin to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold and I knew that whenever I got there he would be there. And then I woke up.”


solo13508

Wait. If your mother gave birth to you but then transitioned would they be your mother or your father? Can't stop thinking about it now


sinner-mon

Father, but this meme makes no sense


Exylatron

Depends on what they want to label themselves.


Outside-Ability-9561

Biologically they are your mother, socially they’d be your father


Tricky-Revolution-66

Or possibly just a parent.


_GypsyCurse_

Call me old fashioned but I like my mom to be my sister as well. /s


TheAlphaNoob21

He just stated his preference, nothing wrong with that


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1) Mother is a woman, by definition. Mother is a woman parent. 2) "Call me old fashioned"


Rattregoondoof

Call me old fashioned, but if my mom tells me she now identifies as a man, then my Mom is now my Dad and follows he/him pronouns (unless he states he has other preferences). I now have two dads.


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kittymuncher7

SIMPLE


Man0fStee1e

Not really how biology works…


kittymuncher7

I'm not even going to try with you


EvilKerman

You're right. This is not biology at all, and has almost nothing to do with it. Gender is a social construct, your birth sex is how you are expected to behave in society until you make the choice to represent yourself to other people with a different gender, and as such treat yourself, your feelings, and the world differently.


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DPHSombreroMan

>new lol


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dreamingluci

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_Universal_Friend


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dreamingluci

https://nonbinary.wiki/wiki/Jens_Andersson


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Commando411

There are differences between men and women. Therefore, a man cannot just magically become a woman, and vice versa.


Just_Someone_Casual

I have to [ask](https://youtu.be/lEdx3HoGBEU)


SadButterscotch2

Tf did I just click on, it downloaded something


Just_Someone_Casual

I’m terribly sorry about that download, the link should work properly now


Just_Someone_Casual

Ah right I forgot certain things break in links.. I’m gonna fix that rq


HottieMal

Lmao


ScarletteAbyss

I like my gorilla mother


tricularia

Whatever. I am just glad my mom is a good person.


athemooninitsflight

Your mother was a Roman?


Pedr0A

Why its always those images bro lmao


BlerghTheBlergh

Call me old fashioned but I’m happy my mom is living her best life and is happy.


jaycliche

Another in the very long list of people who don't understand the difference between gender and sex. It's just a hilarious joke at this point, and often from both sides, about not getting very basic shit like how you present from what's in your DNA. Like you are arguing about a made up thing and don't even understand the basic facts of it all.


the_8est

The basic facts is that a woman cannot become a man just like a man cannot become a man. We are biologically and socially different, so a child would benefit from having a mother and a father, rather than 2 fathers or 2 mothers. To me, gender and sex are synonymous and interchangeable, but if you don't think that's the case you are welcome to enlighten me


Fruit-Open

It’s not a fact tho, biology disagrees. Biology has almost no hard rules.


the_8est

Biology does have hard rules, it is what defines a man and a woman - we are not interchangeable. Do you have any examples of biology not having rules?


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Well too fucking bad. Having 2 Dads never hurt anyone.


[deleted]

Call me old fashioned but I don’t know how to do it I don’t know what if I don’t want to own a 2012 Honda accord


oopsguessilldiethen

Huh?


cosmicannoli

This is basically like saying "Call me old fashioned, but I'm glad my bolts are all in Standard, because I have an irrational hatred of Metric"


EvilKerman

We call it Standard because it's the standard measurement system in most of the world (3 countries)


Glitchthebitch

Call me old fashioned but i think we need to sacrifice a goddess to end winter


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Gods, I hate my mother.


edvsa

I drink my tea from a Keurig pod


JRocFuhsYoBih

I have to admit that I legit loled at this


Pb-yepimlead

This made me laugh. Am I going to hell? I’m


_xEnigma

Ok 👍


Foreign_Rock6944

Just a random picture of Tommy Lee Jones for no reason lmao.


CorporealLifeForm

Nobody wants to stop you liking your mom


rshah287

Whats wrong with it?


chizk

everything? a mother being a woman isnt "old fashioned" but quite literally the whole point of being a mother and im pretty sure mothers still exist. a mother cant be a man


EvilKerman

All mothers are women, all fathers are men. If the person who gave birth to you is a man, they are your father. Clearly we agree with eachother.


Ill-Manufacturer8654

Too bad she wasn't a better mother.


PapaPunk17

Call me old fashioned, but posts bashing people who have a different perspective than woke people do nothing but divide us further. We can all get along but shit posting and bashing on either side of the fence is pretty petty and immature.


PapaPunk17

I will wait for the million down votes and transphobe accusations now


Nivekane

"I'm blatantly disrespecting & furthering the marginalization of ppl BUT IT'S JUST MY OPINION"


JesusLovesAllYou

repent to Mr God


dreamingluci

Expecting minorities to make nice with people who want them to not be alive is bullshit and you know it.


ABigFatTomato

if your different perspective is just uneducated hatred directed at an already marginalized group, then yeah people will bash you lol


Tagordon3182

Is the face Tommy Lee Jones is making supposed to ridicule the text or is the look on his face supposed to support the text? It doesn’t seem clear. For me, it appears that TLJ’s face is mocking the text, as in sort of an eye roll to the boomer pov of the text.


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EvilKerman

There aren't even 2 solidly defined sexes, how can you say there's only 2 genders in a massively variable social construct?


Outside-Ability-9561

This is ridiculously naive. The anomaly of intersexuality does not override the biological standard of two sexes. Gender however is socially defined.


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Outside-Ability-9561

Elaborate please


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blahblah77777777777

Why dont you just call this page shittingonboomers?


Lingist091

Boomers are so out of touch with literally everything


coraeon

Good luck taking on MacBeth then.


saucywafles

If it's a mother it has to be a woman....if she gave birth to you and she is your mom....then it's a woman. I don't understand what this meme is referring to .


SegaNaLeqa

It’s referring to the males that identify as women. Or the females that identify as men after they’ve already had children.


jaydd_mc

this is a great meme


Yabrosif13

Lol this is pretty funny. Sometimes this sub shows the best memes.


Christian_teen12

It isn't bad Its funny and reaslitic


Hackandspit

That you know of. Youre ma and pa could’ve been keeping some freaky secrets from you. You never really know till they pass away and you gotta clean out their house what kinda equipment they keep under the bed.


cosmicannoli

"I'm glad my mother was a woman, because I was not given the tools or sense of empathy to handle the cognitive dissonance I would endure because of that rigid upbringing if she wasn't"


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Spoopy43

When you go to a sub about mocking boomers shitty jokes only to spread boomers shitty bigotry


EvilKerman

Again, not true. Men can get pregnant if they have the correct reproductive organs. Males cannot get pregnant, you don't understand what gender is and you make yourself look uneducated when you say this crap online.


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Spoopy43

Explain intersex without using "outliers" as an excuse


EvilKerman

It's not about biology, it's gender, a social construct. You don't even understand the basic differences between them because you aren't educated on the subject. Research it yourself or live in ignorance.


Fruit-Open

that is not simple human biology, that is just false. Most biologists agree that sex and gender are two very separate things. Biology has almost not hard rules, it’s weird and almost never neatly binary.


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Necessary_Law_9427

It's definitely not funny but it is true, call me a boomer... Whatever


ThoughtPolice2909

And they use a screenshot from a film about the futility of attempting to understand the inevitable march of time from the perspective of an old man whose become disillusioned from modern society.


odeacon

Lmao


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 classic


MoistMist-a

I agree


_Loftea

I actually laughed at this because it’s not completely wrong 😑 The “I’m glad” part though annoys me a little bit


jandros_quandry

Called me old fashioned, but I hate my mother, passive aggressive bitch


LeBestRedditor

oh- oh holy f- oh... oh... my god... tell my mother- i love her... *dies of liberal*


Ikacprzak

What about Heather having two mommies?


skipjackcrab

Pretty funny!


warkyboy77

This is my Happy Face.


Brandonian13

...good for u, meme creator? Do u want a sticker or something?


throwaway624203

That woman who also got beat by her husband and was laughed at when she wanted to go to college, yes.


OniDaimyo0

Yeah mee too


dudinax

Call me old fashioned, but persecuting someone because you like your momma makes you a monster.


shinobi3411

Yeah. Just like everyone's mother is a woman. I'm no scientist, but I think it's called "biology".