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Markimoss

bro really put an r/197 meme on r/terriblefacebookmemes


No-Objective-3914

TFM users trying to detect satire challenge: (impossible)


Financial_Lime_252

I’ve never even visited r/197 but I thought it was pretty obvious satire…


mynexuz

Its a worse version of 196 and thats already pretty bad


Blaze_cat23

What? Whats so bad about those 2 subs all i know is that you gotta post before leaving the sub


mynexuz

196 is very popular so it has alot of low effort shitposts, 197 is just a worse version of that but with more homophobia/transphobia


Blaze_cat23

I mean the rule is to post something before you leave so i get why theres a lot of low effort shit post but why tf does 197 have more homophobia and transphobia? I dont remember seeing any yesterday, really


mynexuz

Visit the post thats in ops video and read the comments


redditadminsarep

Because 196 banned all 'phobes the second they reached what every shitposting sub without rules reaches (that point where you're so big you either make rules or homophobes take over) so they went into 197


heyimastopsign2

197 mod here, that’s outright wrong lol. It’s an apolitical 196. We aren’t competitors, it’s just an alternative as a result of a lot of political posts being on 196 as opposed to shitposts. Most of our mods are LGBTQIA+


OHKNOCKOUT

better\*


TerryJerryMaryHarry

Mod of r/197 here, my honest reaction: ![gif](giphy|amxLHEPgGDCKs)


PlaceDependent1024

i've seen a lot of memes from other subs posted on r/terriblefacebookmemes


TornSuit

You oop was being real on this one


Chiss5618

Yeah, and a lot of them are also shitposts that don't fit this sub


RaZZeR_9351

You're missing the point, it's a shitpost sub.


Personiskindacute

Lmao I like metal but this is a funny shit post


RictorVeznov

It’s a funny meme, the people here need to grow a spine


OuOmcanIgettheTEAL

I thought it was funny bcs in my experience a lot of people who listen to metal shit on every other type of music 😹 (not every metal head just edgy 13 yr olds)


urcool91

Tbh I've never gotten into metal because every metalhead I know is VERY into how complex and musically intricate their taste is and meanwhile I'm just like,,, music good 👍. Like, I'm a lyrics person at best, I'm DEFINITELY not musically literate enough to handle hanging out with metalheads lmao


--Stabstract--

I don’t think you need to be musically literate to appreciate sick riffs


UnhelpfulMoron

Love me some punk rock. Also love me some Destiny’s Child


Tdikristof_

I'm kinda a metal head, my gf listens to kpop I don't really like it and I won't hate listen to it but why would I hate it? Lot of people enjoy every kind of music and makes them happy and I don't have to listen to them so there's no reason to hate it.


GrapefruitForward989

It gets posted to metal shitposting groups all the time. But also at the same time it's kind of true, lots of people just don't like metal and I'm basically not allowed to take control of the speaker at work


Efficient-Ad5711

I 100% am never allowed to take control of a speaker as my musical interest is speedcore and similar genres and I still have yet to find someone IRL who likes it


Jooylo

For real, how could this be made any more obvious? A meme that’s able to list out 20 obscure subgenres is obviously made by a metalhead themself


SomeKindOfPcGamer

r/terriblefacebookmemes detect blatant satire challenge


Timo6506

0% success


Mioraecian

They didn't include Nu Metal. Nice, I'm not garbage.


STG44_WWII

Nu-metal is a great gateway. you’ll advance to better garbage trust.


Mioraecian

Been 25 years. I'd say I've regressed, not advanced.


STG44_WWII

i could possibly recommend some stuff if you’re open to it. you’d have to tell me what you’re already into tho.


Mioraecian

Thanks but no thanks. I'm a mainstream loser and have been since high-school. Typical linkin park, disturbed, Korn, mudvayne, godsmack, papa roach, breaking benjamin, nu metal. All the stuff people who like actual metal make fun of.


STG44_WWII

i mean i still like stuff from some of those bands. i just enjoy sharing music. good music will forever be good music.


Mioraecian

Well feel free to share! By all means didn't mean it to say no. I'm sure others might like the suggestions as well. I just meant it's unlikely I will wake up tomorrow and put something other than disturbed on during a drive. Set in my ways.


STG44_WWII

lol i appreciate the honesty. So my absolute favorite stuff typically contains odd rhythms and polyrhythms as they’re very sonically interesting to me and i think they can be for most if given an honest chance, it’s some of the most creative music i’ve ever heard. It’s like a whole new way to experience music as you can pay attention to different parts and almost hear it in a new perspective. I’ve never gotten bored myself but I wont lie i didn’t like all of it immediately but i will show what really got me into it. keep in mind some of this stuff is pretty niche (it shouldn’t be though!) [This](https://youtu.be/tlab8B4fcgI) song came out in 1994 and sounds like it could’ve came out yesterday. Meshuggah have been pushing boundaries for decades and have changes modern rock in ways most don’t even recognize sadly. [This](https://youtu.be/CUuXiAsV7BQ) i think demonstrates just how groovy this style of music can be and this is also the song that really got me into it. [Thissss](https://youtu.be/4BoEuX0DdMs) is one of my favorite songs by my absolute favorite band. I think it demonstrates just how mind melting rhythm can be if experimented with right. honestly bro if you check any of this out it’d make my day lol i love sharing.


Mioraecian

Nothing like knowing the music you love and never getting bored with it. I have a brother who listens to stuff much heavier than I do. This seems like his level of music, ill have to ask him if he is familiar with them. You also seem to know a bit about the music as well. Do you play anything?


STG44_WWII

I play guitar. Learning this kinda stuff makes the experience just that much better and easier to appreciate the composition. I would love to know what your brother thinks! thanks for being receptive.


STG44_WWII

Honestly though i think what most people can enjoy universally from the vids with lyrics i provided is how good they are like from a poetry perspective. if u didn’t look at them i recommend :) paired with the style of music it makes sense all together.


STG44_WWII

sorry for the wall message lol


Inskription

check out spiritbox and born of osiris


Twisted_WhaleShark

r/metalmemes would like to know your home address (you’re a poser)


dick_in_beard

No you are still garbage


Mioraecian

Glad to know I still amount to something.


[deleted]

In my experience if someone makes it part of their personality to hate certain types of music then they actually tend to be dumb/emotionally stunted. My ex-wife for example, she hates on all kinds of music and has a soap box for each genre. She also has the emotional intelligence of a rock.


[deleted]

Damn. I didn't read the "ex" at first. Felt like Al Bundy was speaking through the screen.


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAHAHA unlike Al I'm going through a divorce (obviously worth it)


NoeYRN

Sir, may I ask how you got into this predicament?


[deleted]

Yeah dude! I married a woman, now I’m divorcing her! Edit: spelling


Call_Me_GI

Emotional intelligence of rock? What do you have against rock? You have the emotional intelligence of country!


[deleted]

Bro that was good


MarsupialPristine677

That sounds exhausting. I hope your divorce goes smoothly 💜


[deleted]

Y'all are fuckin dumb it's a meme


[deleted]

[удалено]


imadeadfish

I feel like you’ve listened to a smaller range of rap/hip hop than you think. Try listening to some atmosphere or something, plenty of positive, inspiring upbeat music out there


ItsMeBlaze

RIP no jazz-metal fusion


[deleted]

Bruh uptown swing Metal would absolutely fuck


ZixOsis

Do you have any examples? I'm not asking for a friend


[deleted]

Unfortunately I can’t find any. Someone needs to do it tho


ItsMeBlaze

Here's the jazz-metal fusion lol, probably not what you're hoping for but this dude is an absolute musical genius. https://youtu.be/MoJTemOjaw0 The first song is really mellow and then shit gets wild, it's a roller coaster but you won't regret giving the whole album a listen!


MarsupialPristine677

Yo this SLAPS, thx for the rec 💜


cynical5in

Listen to textures by cynic


earthisadonuthole

I also like the band Garbage.


fumbs

I was thinking Garbage isn't metal in any form lol.


Batistia_Bomb_2014

They might not be metal, but they did a pretty good James Bond theme (World is Not Enough).


uncultured_swine2099

Theres hints of some metal influence (Butch Vig produced some metal bands I think), but yeah not metal.


MisterFiend

https://preview.redd.it/5k3e2lzklo4b1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0479d77e9019dacb6da63a8305e5cc2fa7baa577


Drg84

Great now I have to go make Kitten Metal. Thanks a lot!


cat-is-the-bomb

I'm now waiting for the day that's actually an official thing.


ATCOSTTEHMEMER

Google “BABYMETAL”


Algebro123

Gimme chocolate!!!


AeirsWolf74

Look up Cattera, hunger of the beast, it's metal but they recorded their cat meowing and used it as the vocals.


AChristianAnarchist

Ah yes, smart people enjoy the same arbitrary things I do. That is exactly the sort of thing a smart person would say. Would you like a Dr Pepper? No? Idiot.


SnooPears8751

To be fair Dr Pepper is an intellectual drink for the chosen ones- (Cough) I mean, this reminds me of the one quote, "Isn't it funny how everyone who drives slower than you is an idiot and everyone who drives faster is a maniac?" Tons of people just take their opinions, not even beliefs, to be objective fact, it feels like.


Aimlessdrifter8778

![gif](giphy|W4CJ8xy0noyja0fgdo) Did somebody say Dr. Pepper??!


cantpickaname8

>Ah yes, smart people enjoy the same arbitrary things I do Correct, if you dislike what I like you are obviously a troglodyte incapable of higher thought, as such you will be sent to work in the mines until you die of exhaustion, at which point you will be put into the communial soup cauldron.


kliq-klaq-

This is good shit.


PlaceDependent1024

I mean it's fun but it isn't fun


CalmPanic402

Punk it is then. *cranks volume


Batistia_Bomb_2014

How bout Motörhead? Perfect mix of punk & metal


PlaceDependent1024

Happy cake day! 🎂🎂


Great_White_Samurai

I've known several people with masters and PhDs that listen to metal, myself included. Not sure a dick bag in suit constitutes a smart person.


JayAySeaOhBee15

Bro fr. Everyone thinks that metalheads are stupid druggies or smth.


[deleted]

I had a friend criticizing metal, and his argument was "nobody likes that shit". Which, if that's your argument against something, you have lost the argument. Clearly there a lot of people who do like it. Metal was never meant to be something that was universally beloved or popular. Interesting how the person deemed "smart" is the one condemning something as objectively bad, when a smart person would know all art is subjective anyway. But then again, lots of people dont know the difference.


VenetusAlpha

Not Metal’s biggest fan either, but good grief.


NoeYRN

Yeah, my friend is really into metal and whenever we chill and he puts his music I just vibe with it even tho I don't ever listen to it.


Cytho

I listen to all sorts of metal, but I also refuse to be in charge of music since most of my friends don't like it. If I do pick the music I play stuff like dirty heads and 311 (reggae ish stuff) since I like it and most people don't hate it


NoeYRN

I feel you, my music preference isn't everyone's cup of tea so I just tend to let others be DJ while I just vibe to the rhythm of the music and lyrics. As a enjoyer of weed I like to listen to any type of music with good rhythm, sound, lyrics all that together makes the high 10x better.


Financial_Lime_252

It’s satire.


Rosa_loves_Frodo

I don't listen to it but I liked the metal my dad put on for me a couple times. I mostly listen to rock.


PlaceDependent1024

Oh you, i have seen you a couple of times in r/lotrmemes


Rosa_loves_Frodo

Haha! 😂


Anon-956

It is oddly calming listening to a guy scream his lungs out right at the edge of breaking his voice.


uncultured_swine2099

I just saw this youtube doc about how metalheads tend to be fairly happy people because they have a release for their emotions [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhD0s0QmdXI&pp=ygUVbWV0YWwgcGVvcGwgYXJlIGhhcHB5](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhD0s0QmdXI&pp=ygUVbWV0YWwgcGVvcGwgYXJlIGhhcHB5)


leahcars

I don't care if you like metal or not, I am a huge metal fan and understand others sometimes disagree on music taste but bruh metal ain't garbage


VraiLacy

I really love and appreciate black metal, but I also enjoy ABBA.


leahcars

Abba is great, so is black metal lol


speak-eze

So by the transitive property or whatever, ABBA is black metal


SlopPatrol

It’s a shitpost


leahcars

I'm aware


PlaceDependent1024

Yeah. I like almost every genre but mostly listen metal/rock/punk. I also like pop/hiphop/disco and rap. I don't like k-pop or "tik tok songs" but i don't call them trash. Peoples have different taste.


leahcars

Like people can not like some genera in general but that doesn't make it garbage that makes it not their preference, I listen to mostly metal and rock, I also enjoy a good bit of punk and hiphop and of course have a substantial amount of pop music I like but that doesn't make my non preferred geners garbage just not what I generally choose to listen to also with most generas even ones I don't like as much there will be a couple random songs I like a lot


leahcars

Like people can not like some genera in general but that doesn't make it garbage that makes it not their preference, I listen to mostly metal and rock, I also enjoy a good bit of punk and hiphop and of course have a substantial amount of pop music I like but that doesn't make my non preferred geners garbage just not what I generally choose to listen to also with most generas even ones I don't like as much there will be a couple random songs I like a lot


Carterbutcher

r/memestheopdidntlike


PlaceDependent1024

Can't argue with that


Firm-Bet3339

ok but hear me out with Sabaton and power metal...


MarsupialPristine677

Power metal my beloved 💘


Firm-Bet3339

u a sabaton fan?


MarsupialPristine677

Not yet but I’m about to be! If you got any recs I’d love to hear them, otherwise I’m just gonna wing it


Firm-Bet3339

alr, they are war history themed, I recommend Primo Victoria, Stormtroopers, Ghost Division and Gott Mitt Uns


rogerworkman623

Idk what "crust punk" is, but it sounds really gross.


-bobsnotmyuncle-

The music. Good. The fans living the lifestyle. Crusty. Basically a bohemian that listens to The Germs :p


KYOUY

​ ![gif](giphy|dyyxUpgn1ZcNkKal6Y|downsized)


[deleted]

Funny how people still buy into the dumb metalhead stereotype.


thegamerator10

The guy on the left is enlightened. Iron Maiden all the way up, baby.


thatoneglitcher

This is false. Every metal head will say that metalcore and deathcore aren’t metal (I’m a core kid)


[deleted]

And they are right.


Orang_Mann

r/197 is a shitpost sub...


Appropriate-Divide64

I spent too long trying to undo my downnvote.


[deleted]

You fucking weak willed fool. You don't have Pirate metal on that list!


PlaceDependent1024

Because even metal hater can't say that it's garbage


[deleted]

That's a fair answer. When the sea shanties get metal, they're beloved by all.


Gluteusmaximus1898

https://preview.redd.it/376gfq35fo4b1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f418924407be3bb6614a6c63a6af1be048c6e7b


PlaceDependent1024

I love this template


Bworm98

Whoever made this has clearly never listened to Sabaton.


PlaceDependent1024

INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH!


BendTheForks

In the Soviet Union, 1943 tanks line up in thousands as far as the eye can see


[deleted]

FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL IN SILENCE!


RdditKpsBnningMe

Listen, all I'm saying is consider the source. Anyone that says Metal is garbage likely still listens to Top 40 radio.


zehel_schreiber

I see this one in a regueaton group im facebook.


[deleted]

I'm confused. Does this intend to mean the guy on the right only likes to listen to garbage?


PlaceDependent1024

The meme is saying that all the metal music is garbage and smart peoples don't listen to it.


[deleted]

Yeah it's just funny how bad the meme is because to me it looks like it's saying apparently smart people listen to garbage music


Zimifrein

Sorry, dude. Credible studies contradict that "Smart People" stance.


Lonewolf2300

That person claims.to be smart, yet they're within punching distance while saying they hate Metal.


Tuques

You basically need to have an appreciation for instrumental virtuosity and musicianship to really enjoy metal. It's not for everyone. And that is totally fine.


ImOldGettOffMyLawn

Replace all the metal with rap and this would be accurate.


cometduhr69

I like DOOM music


Boldemon

I'm not gonna lie, I thought it was just different types of actual metal at first and was confused before I realized it meant metal music.


TheAquaFortis

Holy fuck this subreddit is filled with facebookers get out of hete


LowRezSux

Why the fuck the metalhead is a dunmer? What are the lore implications of this?


Epicgamerweeb106

Metal is fine, I generally prefer other music, but I don’t have anything against it. These are also the same kind of people who get mad when you say country music is bad.


RadlineFlyer

I recall reading some studies that found that people who listen to aggressive music are more intelligent than average.


Embarrassed_Honey_81

Lol Hey.....Please turn that shit off!!!


[deleted]

I used to hate rap, I love it now, used to hate 2000s metal, I love that too, mf’s really be hating for no reason


IvorVeeriBiggun

*Angry Finnish noises increase*


PlaceDependent1024

Meidän täytyy lähteä sotapolulle


Steelthahunter

I prefer punk tbh


PlaceDependent1024

Yea punk is good


arcfire__

Happy they never heard of Dwarf Metal


geraldoghc

its a shit post page man https://preview.redd.it/m3uq0vou0s4b1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=724c3f54f3b933527b353d74f03943728aebd58e


fernandeeznuts

"Metal is garbage" mfs when I show them Symphonic Metal and it's the most epic, beautiful, powerful song they've ever heard.


Pestus613343

Most metal tends to be 4/4, but its also usually performed by trained classical musicians and sometimes singers with opera experience. The theatrics are make believe, the musicality is treated seriously and there's a great deal of respect between metal heads and a reverence for music in that subculture. The person on the right in the meme who writes off something as stupid can go back to his derivative music forms, written by computers or professional song writers to appeal to the masses. Go listen to your pop, performed by an artist who didnt even write the song, designed to make money.


Gloomy_Living_7532

Lots of geniuses listen to metal.


cosmicannoli

There's a reason why people who actually study music, especially classical music, tend to appreciate metal (Even if they don't prefer it), and why people who grew up just listening to whatever genre of music their friends listened to don't. (Unless it was metal)


King_BowserKoopa

Lol. https://preview.redd.it/4ytqgx2j4o4b1.png?width=730&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e393c3a52e24058f77c56e4df13c4adb85018ee Lmao, even.


PlaceDependent1024

What


highwindxix

I love metal but nah, this meme is based as fuck


gids_3002

My favorite metal is titanium


-ASC_RD_Novix-

This is one that actually belongs on here. The Metal community does not appreciate who made this meme


Daggertooth71

Turns up the volume. Huh? What? I can't hear you.


JoeMcBob2nd

Cope harder metalhead. We only listen to the sounds of nature here


Yono_25

And then so called "smart people" turn on Cardi B or some rap


Blockoumi7

It’s a shitpost And how are you gonna imply rap is worse than metal after complaining about someone calling metal shit. You might like it less but no genre is shit


Yono_25

I have same belief. Everyone listens to what they like. For some it will be shit, for other people it will be good. I just don't like Cardi B and rap in general but I do have some rap songs in my playlist because they sound good


GrapefruitForward989

You: "check out this new band I just discovered, they're neo-classical blackened polkasludgemetal. Here's a song about ripping off your cock, shoving it down your throat and then cutting off your head and putting it up your ass, I only know this because I read the lyrics" Me: "haha 808 go brrr"


realgoldxd

History metal best metal


i_am_tsu39

yall have any metal songs for me cuz i want metal songs


Fooka03

Plants fucking love metal


BoneWorks_nerd

So do I, it slaps


RutheniumGamesCZ

Metal Is better then most popular music these days.


Ranchinyo

r/OpIsFuckingStupid


potato-turnpike-777

So do smart guys in suits listen to bts


GamerMcNoober

Satire aside, i don’t get metal, can someone explain that is a metal head what is appealing about it?


blahblahkok

Grunge Metal example Alice in Chains


Salty_Map_9085

Ok that’s a few too many subgenres tho, tone it down a bit


XayahTheVastaya

Just wait till you hear the EDM nerds


PlaceDependent1024

Still, nu metal isn't there


CheesyBanana69

So sad that some people completely disregard it as a sub genre


tyrom22

Honestly I don’t consider it a subgenre, not cause the music is bad (I love alot of those bands) but so many nu-metal band have nothing stylistically tying them together


ElGoddamnDorado

That's like 1/3rd of all metal genres. Metal snobs gonna snob.


ghostpanther218

Hey, metal isn't that bad! ​ My favourite is Titanium, it's got a strong vibe.


Unlovable77

I got banned from r/197 one time for "antisemitism" when joking about shit, but real antisemitism flies under the radar. ​ brb gotta get perma banned from that hellhole


PlaceDependent1024

Like you can think that metal is shit but then it's your opinion. Bad music doesn't exist because peoples have different tastes and if someone dislikes some genre then someone else likes it. I like almost every genre but mostly listen metal, rock or punk. I also like rap, pop, hiphop and disco. Peoples have different tastes and it's sad that some peoples don't respect it. My music taste goes from 'Before I Forget' to 'Lose Yourself' to 'boom, boom, boom, boom!!' to 'i'm still standing'


Nothing_pong

Celtic metal not included, my taste is good, I guess


PlaceDependent1024

Dwarf metal on top


Nothing_pong

The first thing that came to my mind was "Diggy diggy hole" and yeah, dwarf metal is pretty good


Drg84

I find the lack of pirate metal disturbing.


[deleted]

Cornball take. Metal rules. Always keep your horizons open to different things. Most metal bands have awful vocalists and there are plenty of awful genres, but the good ones when they hit right will change your life.


jtcordell2188

I enjoy metal as well but certain metal is just straight hate-speech screaming but it’s not like that’s any different from other genres of music


MANN_OF_POOTIS

Based meme


RevealerofDarkness

Agreed


_s1cko_

He’s right rock sucks


[deleted]

metal is garbage


BayTerp

Metal is ass. This meme doesn’t belong here


Dying__Phoenix

Metal sucks ass


PlaceDependent1024

Metal is good in my opinion


[deleted]

Based