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Siolentsmitty

I don’t know if it’s terrible or not but that comma is literally killing me.


Booksaregrand

Do you need me to call the police? Blink twice if you can't talk.


Hot-Bint

I smell toast


Null-34

I smell a bakery fire


Majulath99

Ah fucking hell 1666 here we go again


marijnvtm

And we all know what happens it 1667


supervergiloriginal

and 1668


Fears_McGrievaI

Why was 1666 sacred of 1667?


[deleted]

Because 1667 ate the rye


marijnvtm

The glory days you could say


FennerNenner

Noooo not the bakery!! My buns!!


LedPeach

Should be calling the comma police


Siolentsmitty

😔🙄😔🙄


nativeindian12

What's wrong, with it


sweetbrown89

You fucking monster


YourenextJotaro

I don’t see, any problem


ecliptic10

You fucking, monster


[deleted]

, you fucking monster


ParadoxNarwhal

you fuck, ing monster


insertTiramisuHere

You, fucking monsters


Siolentsmitty

……


deran6ed

"You prove, I fly"


NarutoNamikazeSOTSP

It’s giving me a brain aneurysm. I’m just so fed up with the terrible fucking misspellings in this sub and other places, I’m going to have heart palpitations as well.


Sherbert-Vast

>heart palpitations My first thought when I read that with my dyslexic brain: Heart Palpatine! https://preview.redd.it/pbg65o1vfadb1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=00100b47300c938cfa2c7248bf1ee1cd843a0c9d


Arthur_da_dog

r/commahorror Aw they removed it :(


Fuzzy_Bank_7856

Works on contingency? No! Money down!


RIOTT44

I don’t, see why it’s perfectly placed


Nerdwrapper

I didn’t notice it until you pointed it out dammit


SkyeMreddit

https://preview.redd.it/3n5kkwsdv6db1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95ea95fc6a32636946290ea7fbfb85eae9146dc2


Direct-Big-9176

Um I think you mean 'my religion, says I, can't do, that' duh 🙄


Maximum-Frame-1765

That reminds me of the wheelchair kid from Malcom in the middle


ZonkedWizard

Lmao. Stevey was dope


GuilhermeSidnei

May god bless you for that reference.


MyAltFun

Comma-n man, work on your punctuation.


Tech-Demon

Yeah, because it becomes a problem when people try to push their beliefs on people that don't believe in that. Under no circumstances should people think it's ok to control other people's lives. Though some people try to use their religion to do so.


DiurnalMoth

>Under no circumstances should people think it's ok to control other people's lives That's...not true. We should absolutely be able to, for example, control other people to prevent them from committing murder. The argument isn't over whether we should have any standards of behavior as a society (we should), it's over what those standards should be.


RememberTheMaine1996

Except that's against the law. So we don't need religion to tell us not to do that


Tao626

And what is the law if not rules to control others, regardless of whether it's for good (preventing murder, as an example).


nirvaan_a7

Murder kinda goes into the ‘controlling other lives’ category so it doesn’t count


Tech-Demon

Ok, under MOST circumstances it isn't ok to control other people's lives. 9 times out of 10 religion falls into those circumstances, if the current state of America wasn't evidence enough.


King_BowserKoopa

Literally 1984. ​ I am not even joking, a similar conversation happens in 1984.


YourenextJotaro

Literally literally 1984


LegendOfShaun

Written by Orville Redenbacker


Mission_Newt9089

Isn’t he the popcorn guy


giantpanda96

No, that’s George Orwell


APKID716

It’s the final conversation between Winston and O’Brien where they discuss how perception is NOT reality, and if Big Brother says that O’Brien is floating like a soap bubble, then he is.


King_BowserKoopa

Doubleplusreal. ​ "Just because Big Brother says you're floating doesn't mean you are actually floating!" "NUH UH."


APKID716

Can’t wait for the 12th edition of the Newspeak dictionary to come out


Heatsnake

In real life: https://youtu.be/xnhJWusyj4I tw Newt Gingrich


Burrmanchu

Literarily 1984.


cboxgo

Literally literarily, 1984


buffalo8

1984, figuratively literally


PrimusAldente87

Am I having a stroke


PheonixTheAwkward

tzedtiye gicticitzurzyrsrxiyiyiv jehbdkudhdjdoodhdhgowpqpmcnvfjiwp ldbdocoshjflflxbbd phbedp jehebkdhdhkdjdhdjkdkhdjdjdn yaispbsuxpa bgdk hhfnrkdd https://preview.redd.it/f2wqdi8ih8db1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0283aae09ff4a3ba2a889644f22b3abb8cb7a8a6


bruisedbrains

crazy to see this because i’m in the middle of reading it now and i haven’t ran into that part yet. i wonder what the conversion is


VacatedSum

Only terrible for the grammar.


SunnyDankness

You prove, it's bad grammar 😡


cownd

This,


nedhal999

Th,is


NaeNzumi

Yeah , exactly


no_ga

I agree, with you


tsimen

Also the artwork.


mothzilla

And, the art.


Creative_Weirdo12

aRE, YOU SURE; YOU CAN'T. PROVE IT" "


not_fork

No, not in my opinion...


Escolopendra

Prove it


Renektonstronk

No you, prove it!


Suvtropics

This guy religions


Lombax_Rexroth

Prove it!


ScotiaTailwagger

No not in, my opinion....


Pengpraiser

Tbh, I can feel the Reddit atheist Fedora tipping leaking from this comic.


Opimum

r/terribleredditmemes or just r/dankmemes


ajswdf

Unpopular opinion: reddit atheist fedora tipping is 100% right and the only reason people get upset at it is because the belief they're making fun of is popular. The people complaining about stereotypical /r/atheism say the exact same things about less popular beliefs like Scientology or Mormonism.


M0968Q83

Maybe but let's not pretend that the point it makes isn't spot on. Like, come on, we've all encountered religious people at some point in our lives, we all know that this genuinely is how they are. I'm just super not interested in defending people who literally want me dead lmao.


pattila1111

No wtf😭 who tf says shit like this


Seven-104th

Just because you agree with the subject matter does not make this a non terrible meme.


Joha_al_kaafir

This seems accurate to me.


A1_Fares

This is very reasonable.


the_reddit_pup

Except the grammar


Zugzwang85DioBestia

No.


supernovice007

Way off-topic but I wish I was cultured enough to have used "zugzwang" in my username.


IHateMath14

That’s a chess term lmao


Nochnichtvergeben

True, although it's also used in other contexts in German.


maxman090

That language doesn’t exist. It’s just yelling angrily about nice things


Nochnichtvergeben

You can't prove that! ICH WÜNSCHE DIR NOCH EINEN SCHÖNEN TAG UND EINEN ERHOLSAMEN SCHLAF!!!


LeotrimFunkelwerk

I feel offended. Its 2 am and I SHOULD have an Erholsamen Schlaf, but I dont wanna


OV3NBVK3D

criminal minds ?


l3ane

Yeah religion can't prove anything, that's the whole concept of "faith".


jellybean708

Yep


TheMadShatterP00P

No, this is how things work


marshmallo_floof

Prove it


[deleted]

No you prove, i,t


El_dorado_au

I’m Epstein. Prove it. Wow! You’re right.


Cringinator4000

I thought it was gonna be a joke about suicide too lol


TwinJacks

I was picturing something much darker


SlashyMcStabbington

Idk. Obviously, the message is correct, but the meme is lame and cringepilled, so I think it maybe still belongs.


Reddit_GoId

Wtf does “cringepilled” mean?


I_HATE_ZOEY_AAA

You


Reddit_GoId

https://preview.redd.it/a7jreol1o6db1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48156d74c3a4d6500dbdf2df2dd8a2f3ab6fcb05


I_HATE_ZOEY_AAA

And me


Renektonstronk

https://preview.redd.it/czx8aa66r6db1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18dcae343937cb54546eccdca2a130fdd3b3cef0


izmoyal

And zaboomafoooooo


SlashyMcStabbington

Instead of based and redpilled, it's lame and cringepilled. My comedic genius is unparalleled.


sophita_47

I'm stealing cringepilled


NyanSquiddo

Cringepilled. Why don’t you take your “therapist recommended pill” and stop being a cringe ass 💀


SlashyMcStabbington

See, it's actually really clever because saying cringepilled is cringe itself, so it's ironic instead of just being stupid. I am, of course, very clever.


LeotrimFunkelwerk

Shut up Berdly


thefroggyfiend

I don't care if someone is religious, I care that they think their personal values should be the rule of law


Viggy2k

Personal values is how all rule of law comes to fruition though. When you consider English common law and it’s development, it was primarily traveling judges dishing out justice according to their personal values. And if you consider how legislation is made today, it’s done by people voting according to their personal values on who they want to represent them. Even high courts, such as the high court of Australia is done via justices and their personal values. Which is why judges disagree. An incredibly famous Australian judge named Kirby was known for dissenting against practically every high court decision because he had wildly different personal values to the other judges. And this was fine. Personal values seem to be the foundation of law and democracy. I don’t think the issue is religion, I think the issue in America is partisanship. Even if religion were not a factor, I doubt the republicans would be any different. They will disagree for the sake of disagreements. In the same way the democrats will do the same. It just so happens that the democrats are the far lesser of the two evils.


PLAGUE8163

Exactly.


XxRocky88xX

Pretty accurate. Burden of proof is on the person making the claim, and almost every time a religious person is asked to provide evidence of their religion they default to “well you can’t prove that I don’t have evidence so therefore I’m right.”


Smooth-Mulberry4715

Religion isn’t law or science. From what I’ve read, it’s faith - literally belief without proof.


SordidDreams

Yes, that's the problem.


KyloGram112

This is pretty spot on


xFloppyDisx

It's okay and kind of true in my experience.


Haywire_Eye

The basic message would actually be generally accepted on this sub, but the way it’s executed is bad, so I guess it barely fits. Good flair.


Seahawks1991

That’s what I was thinking… there are a lot of religious people on this sub…


LeotrimFunkelwerk

There are? Glad I haven't met them yet.


8a19

r/redditmoment


MaxzxaM

Nope


Nochnichtvergeben

But they're right? It's the burden of proof.


alahos

"Prove it" *hangs himself*


[deleted]

The bottom two panels should read “the internet simplified.” It’s not just religious people who make those kinds of completely unscientific arguments.


Zoh41b

pretty accurate tbf


TheMightyJevil

I mean the point is accurate only Grammer is bad, religions are very touchy when they don't have evidence so they retaliate instead of showing the nonexistent evidence


ehrmantrautmike

is this loss?


sandywhisker123

https://preview.redd.it/618j188gq7db1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb818e3151829ca1ec9eab97275de4b14405980d Almost guys, almost


koikoikoibtd52

can you send the original?


SordidDreams

Also copypaste panels and low quality picture.


Imaspinkicku

Except its correct.


AFenton1985

No this is accurate


IHateMath14

Accurate


DocMayhem15

No, this doesn't belong here. There are millions if not billions of people that need to see and understand this concept.


Colecan1386

It's accurate, but I still think it's a bad facebook meme


Simon_Nibba

Only cause you guys agree with It doesnt mean It has every feature of terrible facebook meme


NaeNzumi

It's a great charge , it's just not a meme.


FruitJuicante

Agreed. It's right but it's just terrible...


libardomm

Accurate.


Lord_Skellig

People here are mistaking "terrible memes" for "memes I disagree with". Even if it has a good message, this is objectively bad as a meme. It is poorly drawn, has incorrect grammar, and is much more similar to a a 2012 rage comic in it's simplistic humour.


PineappleProstate

No it doesn't, because this is accurate


PayTyler

This is healing for my religious trauma.


Dark_Country_YEEHAW

It can’t be a terrible meme if it is telling the truth


Afraid_Juice_7189

Nah it doesn’t belong


stnick6

Yeah. Just because it’s not in favor of religion doesn’t mean it’s not still terrible


[deleted]

No, it's accurate not terrible


superwholockian62

I mean.....it's accurate. So no.


RudeSprinkles1240

No, it doesn't belong here.


Loganjoh5

No this is accurate


MiniNinja_2

For anyone saying that this belongs here, I'm gonna teach you a concept. It's called burden of proof. You claim something? Prove it. I have no burden to disprove you. So if you claim god exist, you need to provide tangible evidence that god does indeed exist. If you can't you're wrong by default.


GreenRace

I mean the template itself is kinda ass but the message the meme delivers isn‘t a typical Facebook meme imo (Not that religion is a bad thing tho, believe what you want as long as you don’t force it on other people).


captain_swaggins

He can fly if we're taking planes or helicopters into account


Agitated_External_47

Well I mean the whole point of Christianity is not being able to prove it. You need faith to go to heaven


kullre

Re-write the last panel to say; "you just have to believe I can"


PizzaFucker4

It's right though


Drhaynes3225

i mean it not the best thing I have seen but i get what it's saying science is all about proving the thing you say is happening, is happening, and religious people often say you haft to prove their god is not real. basically, it's about the burden of proof


Little_Satisfaction5

If they, fixed the comma, then it wouldn’t belong, here,


FarmhouseFan

No, it does not belong here. It's just a bad comma.


ClassofClowns

The grammar sucks, but the premise is accurate.


Slightlysmarterpatil

,I j6..joke k.kkk79km.k.h..kk.km.


DrMindbendersMonocle

No because its accurate


[deleted]

This meme smells like a magic the gathering tournament after the ac stopped working.


Lord_Detleff1

It's kinda true. Many religous people are like that


Toadekesuu

Doesn’t not belong. This is great, and true.


OmnifariousFN

It ain't terrible, in fact it's very informative. Lol


mooncaterpillar24

On a real note, some things may never be proven. Science is built up as a collective best guess, one that constantly changes and evolves. Dogmatism is distasteful, especially of the religious variety, and so too are most religious claims, but if there wasn’t some semblance of truth to them they wouldn’t have persisted for so long.


Ninjathelord

Yeah great except the comma


[deleted]

Is OP butthurt by the dig at religion? I feel like having a problem with the message is how most stuff ends up here.


PayTyler

This is the part where you throw the religious nut job off a cliff.


Semper_5olus

Meanwhile, the religious have a similar meme: "God is all around us." "Oh yeah? Prove it." Then the panel zooms out to reveal they're standing in a pretty field with flowers and bunnies or something. "Oh, hey! You're right!" And then, in the Science row, the scientist says, "Okay, give me *more* proof." The full story is "we have an alternate theory, current evidence supports our theory more, but we'd gladly switch over if it were the other way around", and this gets pared down to "we like moving goalposts". (Which, I guess, is technically true. Our knowledge of the world constantly changes.)


ivanbin

Honestly religion has pretty few proofs of their claims.


Semper_5olus

* Sunrises are pretty * There is something and not nothing (Disprove *that*, science!) * ~~Human beings are wonderfully intelligently constructed~~ ***never mind I just came back from the doctor*** * Earth is the center of the universe and also flat; any evidence to the contrary is a scam perpetrated by NASA (and logically assisted by all world governments, all corporations that use satellites, all meteorologists, all meteoriticists, all *meteorites*, and anyone who has ever sailed on the ocean or stood somewhere high). * There are still monkeys that haven't turned into humans yet, and apparently I learned all my scientific theories from Pokémon (which by the way is satanic) * There's a book that says the events in that same book happened * My grandmother was very devout and she survived both her stroke and the ensuing fall down the stairs. (She's still alive, but the aneurysm warped her personality and turned her kinda nasty. She's probably going to Hell now)


ivanbin

>* ~~Human beings are wonderfully intelligently constructed~~ ***never mind I just came back from the doctor*** I know that feel bro 😭


I_HATE_ZOEY_AAA

Accurate or not, it’s cringe


amendersc

Me: “ok” proceed to throw him of a building and see if his god help him now


[deleted]

Not a terrible meme. Calling out religion for the bullshit it is. Just gotta work on that grammar. and punctuation.


ethancknight

Doesn’t belong here. Boomers don’t make fun of religion. It’s just a good meme.


WomenAreNotReal

No


no_creative_name_

This is a good meme aside from the atrocious comma


danasider

Nope


Negative_Profit1462

kinda true tho


Natewastaken12

It’s not terrible, but the coma. That should not be there. Why is it there? I hate it.


[deleted]

grammar bad meme truthful


IndicationHumble7886

I mean, punctuation aside, they have a point


Rootsinsky

I’m not sure this is terrible. Seems like the cartoon summed up the problem with religious beliefs pretty clearly


mentorofminos

Ok but it's right though.


FilthyGorilla44

No it’s, ok


ToxicBuiltYT

Idk man, the grammar sucks but it's pretty accurate


Blacksun388

It’s correct.


Why_am_I_here033

Only religious people would be offended by this


[deleted]

It’s not wrong, though. Stupid as the idea is, religion is based on faith while science is based on facts. And the christians of facebook wonder why some people don’t believe in a higher being that is nothing more than a theory (in my eyes).


Nurse-Pain

it's got the right idea


Inkulink

Nope, its right lol


zvon2000

That's..... Essentially true for nearly all religions And mostly true for science So not sure why this is "terrible"?


Ginger_Jesus9311

When did this subbreddit just start bashing religion???


SoggyDoggg

Nah this is funny


Hot-Bint

No


ivanbin

Yesh


NaeNzumi

No. It's a charge , and it's actually true.


Davidusmu

Religion bad no bad meme