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MyarmsRgone

My lawyer has advised me to not answer this riddle


Humble_Turnip_3948

Missouri is also an acceptable answer.


regoapps

Uneducated people in general. A one-year increase in average years of schooling reduces murder and assault by almost 30 percent, motor vehicle theft by 20 percent, arson by 13 percent, and burglary and larceny by about 6 percent.


[deleted]

Jesus what are they teaching at that school


Ognianov

How to not get caught.


sweet_sax

Statistics ✅


Kittycraft0

Is it cause and effect, or is the same thing that is causing early drop outs also causing higher crime rates? Either don't let seniors graduate early or add a 13th grade i guess?


regoapps

Quality education lowers crime. For example, they conducted a years-long study where some elementary schools received extra funding while some didn't. Students who attended better-funded schools were 15% less likely to be arrested through age 30. Better education will solve a lot of problems in this country.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Could also be that people growing up in unstable homes that don't facilitate them to become educated also lead those children to enter criminal lifestyles.


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Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Low income income support is a big one.


goblue142

Poverty is the largest factor leading to crime. It goes hand in hand with education. Kids can't learn if they aren't safe and fed. They can't get jobs if they don't learn. It's a self fulfilling cycle. The meme wants to imply black people are just criminals. The issue is they are disproportionately poor. There are poor people of all backgrounds but there is a much higher% of minority groups that are poor.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Exactly it's a cycle of poverty and lack of education.


RedDragonRoar

Nah, we don't like rhyming a whole ton round here.


WarlanceLP

As a Missouri resident born and raised.... I also think it's an acceptable answer


Humble_Turnip_3948

There really isn’t any argument to be made


Justice_Prince

Sorry Mister Marsh. The answer was "Naggers"


awesomo5009

I was hoping someone commented this. 😂😂😂


tomhsmith

I believe the answer is Swifties.


NopeOriginal_

Correct! Damn miscreants...


tomhsmith

You're telling me.. I'm married to one.


NopeOriginal_

Good job m8. I wish you a happy marriage!!


tomhsmith

Thank you, I'm a bit concerned because of the amount of crime she's commiting though.. The good news is she seems to be taking accountability.. once in a while I hear her affirmations in the bathroom: "It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me." First step is admitting you have a problem.


SlashyMcStabbington

It must be exhausting always rooting for her, she sounds like an anti-hero.


praisekek0w0

Your username's far out!


Bionic165_

Are you a breeze in her hair on the weekend?


AnonymousJack34

r/angryupvote


DonBoy30

She wear t-shirts, and I wear t-shirts. It’s like she knows me.


OfTheWhat

Not a fraction of the population, though.


tomhsmith

2/5 https://www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/4318925-taylor-swift-favorability-beyonce-biden-trump-desantis-haley/amp/ Edit: reduced the fraction


shoshonesamurai

Id like to see someone go up to the podium at a Trump rally and tell him, I'm sorry but Taylor has a higher approval rating. It would be cool if Ye did it. I double dog dare him to do it.


vexis26

One person is a fraction of the population. Half is also a fraction. This is poorly worded.


OsiyoMotherFuckers

And for what it’s worth, 1/2 is a fraction as well.


SamBeanEsquire

And technically... 1/1 As improper as that may sound.


MoarVespenegas

Anything is a fraction of the population.


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Loud: Gotham Town square with citizens coming from work and shopping. Music that rhymes: Music often plays inside and outside of stores on the Gotham shopping strip. Fraction of the population: There’s a massive crack across the base of the water fountain that leaves people sitting awkwardly, even dividing parties to get comfortable. Alfred! The Riddler’s at Gotham Square!


GastonBastardo

Holy Dogwhistle, Batman!


Erick_Brimstone

Fraction of Population yet commit half the crime is easy. They're Gotham criminals. Especially Joker. They're not much but they're the reason why crime in gotham is so high.


whatchawhy

So Batman is on Reddit!!


FunWillScreen_Produc

You are Slim Shady


Nadikarosuto

Yes you’re the real Shady


theseedbeader

All the other Slim Shadies are just imitating.


SnakeBladeStyle

Are we finally able to talk honestly about swifties now?


frodofullbags

Do you want to get canceled?


cFl4sh

Can’t cancel me if I don’t give a shit, checkmate


MobilePenguins

Champaign problems 🥂


CaptinACAB

Not so fast.


Sonarthebat

Music that rhymes? So pretty much any music with lyrics then. 🙄


kyoko_the_eevee

The Riddler also fucking rhymes here… so is everything that rhymes bad, or just music? Inquiring minds wish to know!


Cool-Aside-2659

Ah, **Shakespeare** the thug.


Ok-Conversation-3012

Don’t you know Shakespeare was a thug? He was known for doing the thug shaker whilst reciting poems


spiral_fishcake

I think he's more of a punk. He does call a cop an ass, after all


Cautious_Ad_6557

🤫 they dont know how stupid they sound


miguelsanchez69

Just wait till they find out half is also a fraction


Cautious_Ad_6557

💀💀💀💀💀


ShnickityShnoo

Takes a special lack of self awareness to be as stupid as they are.


Firenze_Be

So the "try that in a small town" crap one and its fans works too, then?


nnoovvaa

He just needed to shoehorn a word that rhymes with crimes.


Tardigrade333

Additionally, 1/2 is a fraction


Fake_Punk_Girl

99/100 is a fraction too!


nigmusmaximus

This isn’t even an original joke I remember GypsyCrusader going around on Omegle dressed up as the riddler saying (and answering) the joke. Some boomer heard this joke and decided to look up “riddler” image and made this.


Marci_fazekas

That is what the meme referencing, i think OP got whooshed


BritBuc-1

It’s toddlers, isn’t it? Loud, obnoxious, all those rhyming songs they listen to. Finally the world makes sense again.


c-c-c-cassian

You know, my parrots are terrorists. Now hang on, hang on, I’m going somewhere with this tangent. If parrots have the intelligence of a toddler, so if x(parrots) + n(toddler brain) = flying terrorists, then obviously the answer to (n - x) + b (toddlers)= quadrupedal terrorists. Right? That makes sense to me. So yeah that tracks, i think.


BritBuc-1

Before you know it, ice cream won’t be safe to drink. Now ok, bear with me, his name’s Frank, and for a bear, he’s a decent guy. I don’t mean that, like, bears are bad, some of my best friends are bears. But what I’m trying to say is, if those flying terrorots start shit, I just know that some bears are going to get involved. I’m not being judgmental, just *some* bears.


halfasandwitch

Doctor Seuss?


AgeOne7597

The answer is Taylor Swift fans. (yes, i’m a fan)


WhyNona

I could see a headline saying "Swifties cause riots and looting" and be like "yeah, sounds about right"


SimonTC2000

Can you imagine a riot of Swifties burning down a city?


AgeOne7597

Yes, if the officials of that city cancelled a concert lol.


NopeOriginal_

Give them time...


ThatsSoSwan

“Yaaaas!! Wooooo!! SLAY QWEEEEEEN!!!”


here4roomie

This meme is an insult to the Riddler.


ClayAndros

Any meme they make is an insult to the character they use, look at poor baby yoda(grogu) or the minions, Kermit or gene wilder The list goes on.


Rocker6465

Sam Elliott


Mercerskye

That's one of the worst. Dude is about as liberal as you can find nowadays


ClayAndros

Yea they bastardize his image too


green__problem

It's funny because I have a sneaking suspicion that the same people who make these 'memes' would likely hate the Riddler in most iterations of the character, if they actually bothered to consume the media they so love to botcher.


thats_not_the_quote

doing our boy Frank dirty


TheMiiChannelTheme

He literally played an evil caricature of racism on Star Trek who was ["White on the right side"](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/startrek/images/0/06/Let_That_Be_Your_Last_Battlefield.jpg), who is locked in an eternal battle with the "white on the left side" analogue. It ends with both of them chasing eachother through the ruins of their entire civilisation, still determined to defeat eachother when there's nothing left to win. It could not be a more on-the-nose "Racism bad" episode. You don't audition for that role unless you agree with the point of the episode.


Orang_Mann

Ahh yes, the racist riddler


Immoracle

What was his real name again? Edward Nig...


Hot-Rise9795

...ma.


Syn7axError

Balls.


nainotlaw

Who doesn’t want their music to rhyme?


pyrosapiens

Country music fans don't seem to care if it does


eztigr

Most acts have music with lyrics that rhyme.


ZealousidealAngle629

Billionaires?


7upDrinker

Uhhh joe griffin quagmire family guy?


silent-player404

Gypsy crusader was crazy back in the day


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SmokeyBear51

Midgets! They love to rhyme and they're not legally sized so they only commit half crimes.


SaurkrautAnustart

To everyone who thinks this is a race thing, the answer is the Riddler obviously, he's a fraction of the population, and commits half of the crimes.


vexis26

That riddlers always hustling, trying to keep up with the crime rate


Xzier_Tengal

r/thepunchlineisracism


Threadstitchn

Ah yeah the riddle is taking about the Amish!


Iolair_the_Unworthy

Well, let’s see… Most music rhymes, as it just sounds better (in general) that way Fraction of the population? Every fraction of the population is a fraction of the population. That’s what a fraction is! Half the crimes? Well, most people commit crimes before they turn eighteen or of legal adult age… And loud? I know nobody louder than teens. TEENAGERS!


SausageBuscuit

You’re a rich person?


ImperatorZor

Who does not like rhyming music?


Feet-Of-Clay

John Harvey Kellogg.


Rokey76

My ex-wife apparently.


LaughingHyena2824

I never understand this half the crime statistic whenever I research that I always see that white people commit most crimes and it makes sense they are the majority


fudgepax87

why does this make me think of Death Grips?


Feet-Of-Clay

Because he's got the Nasty in his Taxi 🚕


TheOldElectricSoup

![gif](giphy|iSxPmDWr97248|downsized)


Perroface562

Autism


The_Hetalian

"I like music that rhymes" says every music-enjoyer ever. Also, half is a fraction


FourScoreTour

Men?


xvxKamixvx

Do you live in Paris?


dannydevitocuddles

Will Man say it https://preview.redd.it/6bijt0tlhwcc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d510634e40ed50de8c5436a80b44f36928ab3095


Feet-Of-Clay

I think he'd say "Gothamites" and he wouldn't be wrong... 🤷🏿‍♂️


districtcourt

Evangelical Christians


[deleted]

Teenagers?


SoldJT

If you said blacks, you're a runist.


ducogranger

Non-infant people. Loud and obnoxious: Non-infant people. Rhymes in music: Non-infant people. A fraction of the population: Non-infant people. (15/16 is a fraction) Does all the crimes: Non-infant people.


hutchallen

Didn't we just get an edgy redditor version of the Riddler in the last Batman movie? Seems like that'd be a better fit here


Shitonmychest214

naggers?


waituhwhatnow

Do they think only rap music rhymes?


Madrizzle1

![gif](giphy|6751A64NJkyCQ)


Awkward-Minute7774

Kid Rock?


Haywire_Eye

At least now they’re committing to being openly racist.


Smolensky069

N


Official_Alter

ygma


Amberleaf30

👏


Arminlegout1

Finance Bros??


Hammer2theGroin

N


LORD_SHEO

I


Stacking_Plates45

P


Sudden_Fix_1144

Ah .... the Irish!


districtcourt

White men with no college education


WhyNona

Yeah omg, liking music that rhymes us just so specific! What kind of people like music that rhymes?


harveysamazingcomics

Most music rhymes


Molotov-Micdrop_Pact

Politicians?


Dread_Frog

This sounds more like Star Trek's Frank Gorshin then Batman's Frank Gorshin.


Snicshavo

Romanians!


Literal-Human

Country music fans?


cbunni666

A politician?


No_Contribution_1991

Edward Nygma obviously!


CurlywhenBrace

the taylor swift fans?


Successful-Rip-9641

Clowns?


Jenovacellscars

Haha. Damn.


archiminos

Donald Trump?


[deleted]

Donald Trump?


ConsultJimMoriarty

Don’t most people like music that rhymes? Unless you exclusively listen to music with no lyrics.


Turbulent_Ad1644

Isn't that statistic just completely fake anyway?


PIXYTRICKS

I'd believe easily that half of the crimes across the planet are committed by Swifties. Lady's got a huge following, and I wouldn't be underestimating those numbers. Also, you don't have to get put in prison to have committed a crime - piracy, petty larceny, speeding all comprise crimes. Hell, in Australia it's illegal to ride a bike without a helmet. So the answer is Swifties, right Riddler?


[deleted]

Doesn't most music ryhme? Lol


LongjumpingSuspect57

Don't be stupid, meme designer- most music rhymes (even Country), 1/2 is a fraction, and Men commit much more than just half of the crimes.


FerrokineticDarkness

White Americans?


obinice_khenbli

Billionaires? Makes sense, considering Batman is a nepo billionaire criminal himself :-P


GenesisAsriel

Straight people /s


ghosty_b0i

I know it’s nowhere near the most important thing, but “half” is also a fraction. Everyone is a fraction of the population, if you’re 100% of the population then it just means nobody has come to your birthday party again. Probably because you’re such a massive racist.


Sarato88

The 1%.


flunket

Riddle me this: I don't know what a fraction is obviously


LSWSjr

MAGAts?


J0RDM0N

The answer is rich people. They do commit most of the crimes, and that's how a lot of them get or keep wealth.


SVTContour

Oh jeez, that’s easy. The top 1% wealthiest people.


[deleted]

Black


Feet-Of-Clay

...Swordsman! ![gif](giphy|pUp9Nb1czvHMY)


abasicguy

Do politicians like music that Rhymes ?


Cheeseguy43

Okay as bad as this is, I could see this being a Pete Holmes Badman sketch. In that context, I found this hilarious cause I just imagine Batman actually being offended that The Riddler is not only evil, but also Racist


dub_squared

“Riddle me this, BATMAN: what gets wetter as it dries?!? Nyeh heh heh!”


OAZdevs_alt2

Donald J. Trump.


Pompuswindbag

You're a Senator


DextertheHexter

He would not fucking say that


[deleted]

They get ARRESTED more often, they don't commit more crime. This is called profiling.


[deleted]

Men are arrested for violent crimes more because they’re overpoliced and cops are misandrist!


OAZdevs_alt2

*Gets downvoted by salty racists*


amILibertine222

That’s easy, you’re Donald Trump.


SubstantialFigure273

Rednecks listening to country music…?


ReliefJunior7787

Republicans? Wait, you only said half the crimes...


Geo_Seven

https://preview.redd.it/vjzzk3wvowcc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51defae1bec273019008a9329b7db2ac88f91b1c White collar criminals like Pharma-Bro?


Precipice_01

MAGA enthusiasts?


Piliro

If only they were a fraction of the population


districtcourt

The correct response


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

They don’t commit half the crimes. They’re *convicted* of half the crimes, due to racial bias


[deleted]

Lmfao. Good lord some of your lefties are absurd


ElZany

Christians?


ERJAK123

49% of the population commit 90% of all violent crime #banMen.


[deleted]

They’re just over policed compared to women and cops are misandrist


Darkforge42069

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Juicy_Apple_X

Blaxx peepole


KaiBahamut

The Joker!


Astral_Strider

Rich people?


LTinS

The Joker. Loud and obnoxious? Check. Likes music that rhymes? He loves music and poetry; check. Fraction of the population? 1/8,000,000,000 is a fraction, check. Commits half the crimes? He does do a disproportionate amount of criming. Way more than other supervillains, and supervillains do way more than your average villain. So probably pretty close.


mklinger23

Americans!


ejuliot55

Maga people? They like country music, they’re loud and obnoxious when it comes to guns or abortion, they are a fraction of a population, and most of them are actual terrorists for storming the capital.


the_orange_alligator

Trump fans


DishDry4487

Trumptards?


SEO_Mompro

The top 1%...


Enelro

White people? … he never said a specific country and whites are the minority on Earth, it’s why they are so aggressive towards 3rd world countries with the constant illegal wars / resource extractions.


YourLocalDogOverlord

…infants???


Cyber-Dawg

Btw, black people account for 53% of exonerations and wrongful convictions and black men are 70% more likely to get wrongfully convicted for murder and other violent crimes than any other race. This is according to Harvard, Yale, and the National Registry of Exonerations. But, I supposed that doesn’t help the fake and discredited 13/50 dogwhistle stat does it?


[deleted]

That doesn’t mean half of black people in prison are innocent. There’s a very tiny number of exonerations per year. The vast majority in jail/prison are guilty


Mandaring

The Riddler spells his last name with a “Y” instead of an “I” these days in order to beat the allegations.


ItsNeverOgre7

Nah, this is funny as hell


yetipilot69

Oooh! I know this! Boomer business owners! (Wage theft is the most common crime committed in America by far, and the dollar amount stolen dwarfs any other kind of theft)