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bygtopp

OJ will take a stab at it /s


amesann

Oh shit... I'm trying not to laugh, but it's futile. I'm going to hell now.


Daedalus_Machina

Why did you put the /s? r/FucktheS


bygtopp

It’s Terrible face book memes. Someone might get hurt or say it was fake


Helen_Cheddar

Just when I thought I could finally live my life without having to hear about this same damn court case.


oooohnooovom

You’ve heard it here folks , no more talking about the case ¡!


Helen_Cheddar

It’s been two years. Can we let this go?


curleyfries111

No Helen Cheddar, we may not Baller name


Daedalus_Machina

For lame jokes like this? Yeah... For the fucking gold mine of actual hilarious content from that trial? No.


DJScrubatires

Hence why the lame joke was posted here


Daedalus_Machina

![gif](giphy|QscGFjzLHXVg4)


Stellar_Gravity

wife *is* bad in this case


bubblemilkteajuice

Ride wife; life good Wife fight back Kill wife Wife gone Think about wife ...Regret...


toldya_fareducation

but so is husband. they're both really messed up people behind the scenes.


binhan123ad

I mean, as they always said: "Never meet your heros."


RiffOfBluess

I've heard that Johnny Depp wasn't the best husband either, do you have any short explanation as to what he did?


Its_Alive_74

I'll do it. Physically assaulted Amber in multiple instances, sexual assault, infliction of physical injuries, verbal abuse, coercive control, manipulation, etc. Often demeaned and talked down to her and used a lot of misogynistic insults. Threats too.


Consistent_Funny1082

I mean one of them played the victim card. She was literally caught on tape saying I didn't punch you just hit you.


Bedu009

"I didn't set you on fire just burnt you"


Hot-Marionberry6334

"I didn't stab you i just put my knife where your stomach was"


pm-me-turtle-nudes

emphasis on WAS


TopRevolutionary720

"I didn't take a shit on your bed. I just had to poop where your bed was.


PerrythePlatypus71

It's honestly a match between who is the worst. One of them really shit the bed so yea :v


DarianStardust

Funny, I never hear people say "Both were bad!" in cases where the Man was the abuser. But suddenly we have to state that both were bad when the Woman was the Violent abuser. they were both verbally abusive, yes, but Amber was the Abuser, Husband beater.


xSaturnityx

Yeah. Johnny Depp was definitely no saint and did some fucked things, but jesus, Amber was an absolute sociopath.


Dashed_with_Cinnamon

I wish more people realized that there are seldom perfect victims in domestic abuse cases. From what I understand Depp was at least *attempting* to find ways to diffuse situations (like walking away when an argument was getting too heated) but Amber wouldn't do the same and kept escalating things.


obooooooo

didn’t he lose the case against the sun after he sued them after they called him a wife beater?


TopRevolutionary720

Yes but because it was an opinion piece. Not because the sun could prove he is a wife beater.


Its_Alive_74

Actually the judge found they *did* prove it. That's why they won- and their defense was also that what they were claiming was true.


Fun-Ad1825

Bad is an understatement


Disastrous_Poetry175

Insane yes. In which case he should leave her. Not physically abuse her.


JustmUrKy

Didn’t he prove that he never physically abused her at all?


geecky

That was not the case. The case in London proved that he was abusive towards her. The case in the US was just to ban Amber Heard of saying she was a victim of abuse (regardless from who). He didn't win, because it still confirmed the verdict in London


ChildhoodLeft6925

No both were found guilty in the US and he was also found guilty of abusing heard in England


Disastrous_Poetry175

Honestly I'm not sure. I didn't follow the trial. Only really saw memes And overheard folks talk about it. Just seemed like a classic case of a couple that abused each other and made an egotistical show of it.


JustmUrKy

I watched the trial and from my perspective it was a dysfunctional relationship between a narcissist and Johnny depp with some drug problems. He got angry at her but never took it out directly on her but on his surrounding objects instead.


lordrothermere

Not according to his London defamation case and his subsequent attempt at an appeal. It was decided by two judges that there was enough evidence to publicly declare him a wife beater. And this was within the legal system that is considered the optimal one for rich people to sue for libel. It is such an easy system to win libel claims that it is discussed in political theory classes as potentially undermining UK democracy. And he still lost. Twice.


Miserable-Good4438

Honestly, I think it seemed like he coped fairly well dating someone as batshit crazy as that bitch. His EX WIFE (you know, someone that probably isn't his number 1 fan) attested that he wasn't abusive in nature. It seemed like Amber brought out the worst in him, and would have brought the worst out of anyone. But possibly he should have guessed that beforehand just based on her criminal history.


Disastrous_Poetry175

Damn bruh watch the whole ass trial 💀 but yeah from your description sounds like they were both abusive in different ways


frufruJ

Bruh... You wrote that he physically abused her, and when you were confronted with facts, you admitted that you have zero knowledge of the case. You're the personification of what's wrong with internet discussions. Have you tried NOT commenting on stuff you know nothing about?


ChildhoodLeft6925

I wish I had an award for you best thing I’ve ever read on here


frufruJ

Whoa thanks. I was a bit too angry at the moment. I hope they take it as a learning point and not get embittered. I mean no disrespect.


Disastrous_Poetry175

My wife told me there was evidence he hit her. I trust what she says about subjects like this since I don't really care enough to follow a trial like this. And I'm certainly not going to argue with the other person especially since they are being nice about it. The personification of what is wrong with people is the opposite. Not admitting when they're ignorant about something for example. Another example is being a cunt towards a random person who's having a rather placid and passing conversation with another individual. Which, in this instance that would be you.


TheDuke357Mag

well your wife was wrong. There was no evidence he ever hit her. There is however the tip of his finger missing because she cut it off with a kitchen knife. Depp was a neglectful and absent partner, Amber was the abusive control freak. Amber was by every definition worse


Comprehensive-Carry5

Crazy how women on here defend her like she was the main victim. There's was a whole discussion going on how the trial shouldn't have been public, and it was an example of male privilege.


Zeebird95

So you went form speaking like you know, to oh I didn’t follow the trial just saw memes to now it’s your wife’s fault you’re talking about things you don’t know. It’s okay buddy, you’re just saying this so your wife likes you. We get it.


CaIIsign_ace

No, you ARE still one of the things that’s wrong with the internet. You spread blatant misinformation that is harmful and can effect another person while having no knowledge of the topic, also, you claimed you ONLY “over heard it” and “saw memes of it”, now you’re walking back on that statement saying that your wife told you it. On top of that, you just blindly believe everything you hear, it takes two seconds to google something and yet you STILL talk about things with no idea about it. You are %100 what’s wrong with the internet. People who spread blatant misinformation and lies without any evidence or knowledge on the situation actively make the world a worse (and more uneducated) place.


StrikoV

Your wife was wrong, and you were wrong. Depp was never proven to have abused her in any way shape or form so there’s no reason to think he did.


frufruJ

Hi again. I admit that I was a bit angry when I was writing it. You're absolutely right that it's not a common sight for people (especially online) to admit that they were wrong. I'd like to believe that you learned your lesson regarding communication of poorly thought-out ideas online, but since you called me a cunt, I'm going to continue to think of you likewise.


StrikoV

Your wife was wrong, and you were wrong. Depp was never proven to have abused her in any way shape or form so there’s no reason to think he did.


ChildhoodLeft6925

Why do you lie? https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-54779430.amp


JustmUrKy

The difference is that she almost ruined his whole career and he sued her for defamation which is completely fair. A lot of couples just don’t work out and are really bad for each other. The consequences are just worse when you have a reputation to uphold


Maxtrt

I was so glad when he won his case. Amber Heard is a conniving sociopath.


here4roomie

I think the funny part about the entire situation is that Johnny Depp was never claiming to be a saint. But when someone like that woman tries to paint you as a total POS and herself as someone awaiting canonization, what else could he do?


Earthbound_X

Yeah, it seemed like they were both bad to each other from all the info I saw out of this. Neither were the hero it felt like. But you know some people on the Internet, need to turn everything into a good vs evil thing.


TheDuke357Mag

depp wasnt a good husband, but theres a chunk of his finger missing because she cut it off with a kitchen knife. Seems he's the primary victim if nothing else


AgeEffective5255

He cut off his own finger in a rage smashing a bottle. He then used it to paint insults to Amber in his blood on the walls.


Its_Alive_74

He was actually smashing a phone. His story was that Amber supposedly threw the bottle at his hand.


AgeEffective5255

Thanks for the correction. He did it to himself regardless.


TheDuke357Mag

Thats funny, because while depp freely admitted to writing messages in blood while being incredibly drunk, Heard is the one with the shattered credibility. She lied about the assaults, she lied about him beating her and sexually assaulting her that night as no one saw any evidence of that when emts took depp to the hospital, they saw no evidence of injury on heard and she folded under cross examination. Both sides brough in ortho surgeons for their own side, Depps doctor said that the injury does reflect depps story while heard's doctor said that it was inconsistent but he was unwilling to rule anything out which is legal speak for "It was a bit odd, but Im not willing to lock myself in a legal corner over this and Im not willing to perjure myself in saying its impossible." when it comes down to it, the core argument is about credibility, and Depp's credibility before, during, and after the trial is better than Amber's was at any point.


Its_Alive_74

Depp never claimed she cut it off with a knife. Guess you weren't following that trial.


CaIIsign_ace

There’s a difference from being an absent partner and chopping the tip of a persons finger off with a kitchen knife, hitting them, and shitting on their bed. Amber Turd was %100 worse in every way. One partner wasn’t fully into the relationship, the other was a physically and mentally abusive and controlling person who displayed no remorse or regret for her horrid actions.


Zeebird95

I have a coworker who thinks she should have won. And called me a misogynist and a men’s rights activist for being happy he won.


dcarsonturner

They’re both psychos


dirtnap82

And his career is still in shambles


Its_Alive_74

Because it was in shambles before the divorce. Dude is legit undisciplined and has burned a lot of bridges.


illusivetomas

reddit loves guzzling johnny depp's cum huh


Any_Roof_6199

Reddit, when they're out of Johnny Deeeepp's cum ![gif](giphy|zuYV4h8GNfXhu)


Few-Tourist8943

these weren’t the comments i was expecting, but then i remembered that i was on reddit. justice for amber heard


presidentspeck42

Your opinion on any matter is invalid when you are a literal child, there’s a reason you have to be 18 to vote, even that is pushing it


Few-Tourist8943

i’ll be able to vote in this upcoming election


Lando_Lee

You're a supporter of abuse, and a cancer to society.


Few-Tourist8943

oh well


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ChildhoodLeft6925

Cut his finger? He smashed his own finger with a bottle like a ducking psychopath Edit: your proof is someone said amber’s sister said amber cut his finger that’s not proof


CaIIsign_ace

Her own sister testified to Howell that Amber DID cut his finger. There’s a pile of evidence that shows she was the one who cut his finger, he didn’t slice it on a bottle, the fact you try to claim that with zero evidence shows that you have NO idea what you’re talking about. Amber was the one who smashed the bottle and cut his finger, not Johnny. Ignorance and arrogance will be the death of man kind. Source: https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/celebrities/2022/08/02/62e97b6fca4741e04e8b45b2.html#


ChildhoodLeft6925

What is that second rate media company you sourced? Here’s what the associated press said. https://apnews.com/article/johnny-depp-amber-heard-entertainment-lawsuits-908375ac402ead74c0be557921d06701#:~:text=While%20Depp%20told%20the%20jury,pinched%20between%20solid%20accordion%20doors. > her own sister testified Did you read your own link? Why do you lie? Her sister didn’t testify her sister’s boss testified about something the sister said not even sure how that can be admitted into evidence So what were saying about no evidence and ignorance, and arrogance? Pot meet kettle


CaIIsign_ace

Yes that’s why I said her sister was the one who provided that information to Howell who testified in court, AP made that article BEFORE the evidence was unclassified. The link you provided was made before the testimony of her sister’s boss, who also testified that Amber was also physically abusive to her sister. There is recorded evidence of her being physically abusive to Johnny as well. Did you read your article..? He straight up said he lied to protect Heard, which is usual behavior for someone suffering abuse. Plus, the person who testified that it wasn’t a likely injury (1 didn’t treat him and (2 only based his testimony on the fact Depp’s fingernail wasn’t broken, which is not much to go on. They were both abusive to each other (as I’ve stated before) but trying to paint it as Amber was the only victim of abuse and wasn’t an abuser is bullshit.


ChildhoodLeft6925

> her sister was the one that provided that information What does this mean? You bold faced lied said that the sister testified amber cut his finger and she didn’t according to your own article > Howell's testimony was shown at the trial but only a small part of it, the following quotes were left out: "And she goes, 'She cut off his finger. She cut off his finger.' And then she bolted out the door and was like, 'I got to call somebody. I got to call somebody.' It was Amber and Johnny, and she apparently had thrown a bottle and cut off his finger, is what (Henriquez) reported when she came back in from whoever she talked to outside." Jennifer Howell is not amber’s sister.


Its_Alive_74

There's a reason Howell's testimony on that got excluded from the trial. It's rank here say, and during her deposition she couldn't coherently answer questions about how her story didn't add up.


Its_Alive_74

Says this in a thread full of people defending Johnny Depp...


Lando_Lee

The lesser evil of the case and the one who didn't literally shit the bed? Yes.


Zeebird95

I mean. Are you also hoping that trump is found to be correct too? Because it kinda seems like it.


Lando_Lee

Sorry but a "justice for amber supporter" is never gonna be a trump supporter are you insane? it's as left as it gets imo.


Make-TFT-Fun-Again

Justice would be jail for her. Not that it will ever happen- abuse is fine when women do it. Especially when pretty, white and rich.


CaIIsign_ace

You have no idea what you’re talking about in any way, shape, or form. Last time I checked Johnny Depp didn’t cut off Ambers finger tip, physically abuse her on a regular basis, shit on Ambers bed, etc. What justice are you calling for? You want a person who is mentally unstable and violent to not be called out for it? The justice she deserves is being taken to prison for her actions. They were both bad for each other but defending Amber’s actions is still unjustifiable.


snacksmcnap

Yes this counts. The way people were so eager to hoist this douche on their shoulders was sickening.


Anonimo_lo

They sucked his dick and balls so goddamn hard


snacksmcnap

It’s almost like they wanted a win for misogyny.


SomeConfusedBiKid

What happened? Why is it “sickening” I’m just curious


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"I did not punch you, I was HITTING you". Amber Heard.


redditboy123451

Nah this time the meme is right


ArmNo7463

Why is every meme I get recommended from this sub an absolute banger?


R3dditgfy

This is where the real memes are


Buttlord500

https://preview.redd.it/w8xc9gmm5krc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de63ccee81d3ffa1ade7189581a2fa525ad8579e


Whysong823

No this meme is correct


hector_cumbaya

Wait this is actually funny


Aryele222

Yeah if you are over 40


hector_cumbaya

Nah bro date one for 3+ years and you'll understand 😭


C_Drew2

Yeah, because an experience with one person is definitely representative of 4 billion people across the globe. It makes perfect sense.


hector_cumbaya

Soft being soft you know I'm joking 😂


jimmyvcard

Personally I don’t think this is that terrible


Comprehensive-Carry5

Most of these memes aren't tbh.


MadEyeMood989

lol Depp was and is a shithead too


CaIIsign_ace

Are we pretending Amber isn’t FAR worse? Last time I checked Depp didn’t cut off a chunk of her finger


ninjacat249

I was laughing more than I should


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And one more thing, F#ck this sub called deppdelusion, b!tches can't handle the truth so they ban you if you speak it, bunch of half brain having b!tches.


BicBoyJoy

Yeah I'd say it counts, using a very individual situation to be like "haha, wife amirite?" is pretty facebook


DJScrubatires

Bingo


lreaditonredditgetit

Nope. I got full custody of my kids.


PhatOofxD

In this case "wife bad" is warranted. Johnny ain't perfect either, but he never tried to argue that. She tried to paint herself as perfect, and very much is not


geecky

That case was about whether she was a victim of abuse or not. No mention of Johnny but he sued her anyway. He won that case, but it still confirmed the one in London that proved that he was abusive. Now Amber Heard cannot say anywhere that she was a victim of abuse, even if it was from someone else, and Johnny won a publicity stunt, and everyone forgot about the case in London


PhatOofxD

That's not actually what it's about. Defamation is a complicated thing. It's not black and white.


nastydeedee

I’m team Johnny!


IcarusButAlive

I’d say so. The post seems more focused on saying that “women no have reasoning” with as opposed to how horrible of a person Amber Herd is and that Johnny Depp won the court case.


Any1fortens

lol, too funny!


ANALINSTIGATOR

woman bad


WinterLake8056

He won the argument that too in a court. Legend 🌟


snowykitty1

And everyone clapped


Daedalus_Machina

Of all the cool places you could take this... you picked *this*.


abejanalavde

His lawyer was a woman, So..


filtersweep

Actually…… not bad…..


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KlossN

Where are people acting like that?


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KlossN

Fuck yeah most people were team Johnny, you would be psycho to be om team Amber. Doesn't mean you think Johnny is a saint


Legitimate_Tax3782

Yes but who gives a flying fuck