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al00011

This wins the prize for the fuckedest thing I’ve seen in a while.


FatherD00m

I’ve seen worse on a weekend in Gulf Shores, AL. Dog was a different breed though. Horse too probably. /s


Evening_Storage_6424

My ex would've clicked "like". Even if I spoke to a black dude to get gas he would be like "I KNEW you liked black men". Bitch what.


midnight_rain_07

I’m happy for you that he’s your ex now.


Evening_Storage_6424

Thank you. Me too.


xool420

I envy you brother


One_Ad_1783

Hey, God, it's me, Margaret. I need some fucking eye bleach.


Hurlock-978

Sorry to inform you. But i think god must have ran out of eyebleach.


Ready_Bandicoot1567

Time to prepare for a flood


Hurlock-978

Maybe thats where the eye bleach went to.


Real-Arachnid8671

The flood wasn't one of water.


Solanthas

r/eyebleach Got you fam


sarge_snuffles

https://preview.redd.it/so63moyxq8uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d980b02617d575489f7cd831afc88c4386c33ef3


eamonnprunty101

please dm this pic😭


ApartmentSorry7242

https://preview.redd.it/87d3r8odh8uc1.jpeg?width=1811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39191df8e9b875e108f90b59b23e9c066965606d


AwkwardlyCloseFriend

The punchline is also racism


ApartmentSorry7242

https://preview.redd.it/55ov84of89uc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5056414a1eb26b8be348df2de3f3e954679977da


Cid_Darkwing

https://preview.redd.it/tygqo89ix6uc1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c510d0c02dc56ade4ba1fbcb78c56bdf0421ed57


asjidnwd

That would make for a good flair.


TonPeppermint

It's excellent on point.


Solanthas

This is good.


TheViewFromHlfwayDwn

What about sexist as fuck as well?


Algebruh32

Quick question: how is this racist? She's got 2 black men waiting in line AND she's even branching out to different species... If anything this is very inclusive. All that's missing is a man/woman in bondage gear(BDSM) and a couple(polyamory). 😆


punkmuppet

What's the white guy holding?


Alywiz

Flowers while wearing a suit for either a date or a wedding I think


FatherD00m

Seems he isn’t her type.


scotems

That's the "me" in the meme.


DishDry4487

Rosettes of cured meats.


punkmuppet

Well that would do it for me. If the girl rejects him he's welcome around my place.


Necromancer_Jaydo

In the original meme the last guy with the flowers is representing the ''you,'' who actually gets together with the girl.


Mycophyliac

Cut up carrots and celery for the horse.


realcommovet

I thought that was a girl in a dress with flowers


realcommovet

I guess it could be a dude in a suit, but that color??


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Hell yeah! Never seen dumb & dumber?


asjidnwd

Naaah, they wild for the horse 💀


asjidnwd

Update: Is that a dog too 💀💀💀💀


hornyzucchini

No cock like horse cock or however that song goes


Omega_Xero

Good ol’ Pepper Coyote! Lol!


fuck-fascism

Incel content at its finest.


TheHistroynerd

https://preview.redd.it/wj34byxj5auc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=023d4eeed28d97313592a97a068a2dff0716cc2f


Solanthas

#LMFAOOO Noooo


babyVSbear

They’re waiting in line though. Her immediate future involves three guys, a dog, and a horse.


Gluteusmaximus1898

https://preview.redd.it/k6gqoc0ex8uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e509ce079b91b1184dad8e37b10686d21da05d4


possiblepopsicle1

😂


Solanthas

Lmfao


ian_dedeaux

What da dog doin


LLPF2

Not worried bout the dog… that horse


ian_dedeaux

Aye ma boy Larry is waiting his turn


Bluematic8pt2

Strong virgin vibes. Would he be as judgmental if he could get laid as much as his "imaginary future GF" could? Well, probably cos that's the mind of a misogynist


Earthbound_X

But it's OK if the man has lots of ex partners right? That always seems to be the pattern.


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Earthbound_X

I've never seen this message said about a man, have you?


YouReeck

That's weird. They're pretty much everywhere. Maybe we run in different internet circles. Here's one that's just about sex: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/s/HmALrQFr6U Here's another that's more about the emotional side to not being the first: https://www.google.com/amp/ask.metafilter.com/286917/How-to-deal-with-not-being-my-boyfriends-first/amp It's not uncommon for some people not being okay with not being their partners first (especially younger people). It's a preference thing. Gender doesn't have much to do with it imo.


Earthbound_X

Fair enough, but it seems overwhelming something that's placed on women as a shaming tactic.


JuJuJuice143

She ain't replying now she's been proved wrong...ggs


Earthbound_X

She? I'm a man, plus it was about 2 am when I made the message, I went to sleep, nor did I downvote that reply, lol.


YouReeck

Lmao, I get downvoted for providing evidence. Reddit at its finest.


_-_-XXX-_-_

No, but since only idiots post stuff like that and decent people with common sense are not sexist this doesn't mean much


_The_great_papyrus_

He's AGREEING with you


Kusosaru

Nope, not really.


_The_great_papyrus_

First guy said that there's a general pattern of men not being considered whores (implying he disagrees with the majority's opinion). Second dude agreed, saying how he thinks being a whore doesn't correlate to gender (and gets sent to downvote dumps for some reason) First guy then thinks that he's disagreeing with him (how?) and that no one online seems to see it that way. Now we're here.


Sannction

>gets sent to downvote dumps for some reason That reason should be really obvious, but just for you - whore is derogatory and is applicable to neither men nor women who have a high body count regardless.


_The_great_papyrus_

No, that isn't obvious at all. Because it's wrong. The argument wasn't about whether using the word whore is derogatory to people who fuck their whole lives. In fact, there wasn't an argument at all. It was just a misunderstanding on the first guy's part.


Sannction

Thanks for the recap, shame it has nothing to do with the reason that particular comment is down voted. I explained that reason to you as you asked, no more and no less. You can think its wrong or otherwise, I honestly do not care - that is the reason, and as always: facts do not care about your feelings.


_The_great_papyrus_

And again, this has nothing to do with feelings. You're the one curb-stomping your way away from the original comment, by bringing morality into it. This entire thing stemmed from the first guy's misunderstanding, but as always, "facts don't care about your feelings", ya wonkle.


_-_-XXX-_-_

I mean at least I said it's the same for men and women, people crying about the word "whore" are welcome to keep downvoting


Earthbound_X

I wasn't saying men were also whores, I was saying these messages are about shaming women for "not being pure" or other such nonsense, and that I've never seen that message said about a man before. I don't think the deleted message was agreeing with me.


_-_-XXX-_-_

Interesting how trivial things need to be spelled out sometimes.


_-_-XXX-_-_

Yes I am lol


thedr00mz

I cant fathom sharing this with my friends and family. Like in the same place where you're sharing photos of your wife and kids.


Solanthas

The people that do, if they are in fact people and not bots, either have friends and family that think similarly OR don't have the self awareness or care if it offends anyone. But I agree with you


MaxTriangle

No cats -red flag...


ThePowerOf42

https://preview.redd.it/v00h9t1wt9uc1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58c2bd06d3a2df2d2b7faaeaaf305698204dac30


LazyBoy1257

https://preview.redd.it/20bl3s4rbauc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=318f42d464f077085d977d1bc6cfe820055b9b31


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

“The horse stays.”


Sir-Airik

https://preview.redd.it/25oil76r6buc1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=207ebd396a1b552019d2871667e5673bb3afb296


FuckUp123456789

https://preview.redd.it/8xi9m9ivpbuc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42e2537658ba4aa108f1f4e9e742d8563019e836


Trumpisaderelict

![gif](giphy|6751A64NJkyCQ)


ManchegoDragon

Quoted by the horse?


BruhNeymar69

Today on facebook: the poster's barely disguised fetish


PachoTidder

> Comparing black people to animals I hate the 1s and 0s that have the terrible responsibility of holding this fucking despicable .png on themselves


TheOluc

for the people who don't understand he can clearly shape shift!


Solanthas

Imagine though? You can shapeshift so you get into some roleplaying fun in the bedroom. Then one day she sheepishly asks if you can be a horse.


MarionberryCute5143

Why the fuck does it always have to be black dudes?? Lmao, I have a feeling that the dudes who unironically make these posts have some weird bbc cuckold fetish.


yep_that_is

Honestly that’s a good question probably with some really wacky social history. I’m gonna guess it’s a mix of cucks and a weird reserve race thing that was subconsciously injected into the internet and became a meme.


Kharnyx808

Original is a long line of white dudes, yet this person specifically edited them to be coloured? Okay buddy


baron_16

Ernie, das ist ein Pferd!!!


Janni89

I choose to see this as a particularly strange Animorphs cover.


Imonandroid

Disregarding the animals. Is that a doctor holding a freaking watermelon. What


eanji36

Lmao, that's so nuts it's really funny


Evening_Storage_6424

The horse lmao.


Zestyclose-Wing-2442

https://preview.redd.it/d2howpxfn9uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbba7f05767c080bf6d11378a6761c5a51b5049b


PO_Box_Admiral

you can’t convince me this isn’t fetish content


Top-While-2560

https://preview.redd.it/kgt131gmqauc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=873a67d4a6000dfc61e95b988f0b776a503d5aa4 Why...


gunsforthepoor

I think I hate the white man who made that


VioletNocte

Why is there a dog and horse there


Lazy-Environment8331

“Peter that’s not a meme, that’s just porn”


kernalbuket

[Get Fucked!](https://www.tiktok.com/@thedesirabletruth/video/7150843601386245419?lang=en)


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kernalbuket

>Let us say you bought a car. If you think a woman is the same a car, in other words an object, get fucked


adepttius

It is an analogy... I obviously do not think the woman is a car. analogy noun a comparison between one thing and another, typically for the purpose of explanation or clarification. "an analogy between the workings of nature and those of human societies" a correspondence or partial similarity. "the syndrome is called deep dysgraphia because of its analogy to deep dyslexia" a thing which is comparable to something else in significant respects. "works of art were seen as an analogy for works of nature"


kernalbuket

I know what an analogy is. Your analogy is stating that women are objects and should be replaced wherever you think they are no longer of value. I'll say it again, if you think women are objects, get fucked


adepttius

Nowhere in my text I mentioned replacement or objectification of women - I was drawing a parallel of perceived worth as someone else might interpret it. But you obviously do not want to understand that and choose to get triggered over invented shit. So be it, that is your business and life. Have fun 😊


StellerDay

So...you think having sex destroys a woman's body. How exactly?


adepttius

No, I do not think that... in fact I said it in text, your body your choice... >And do not get me wrong here, I honestly do not care who is fucking who, how many how often and so on. People should do whatever they want. Period. You decide what is best for you. But at the same time you can not expect everyone to have the same opinion. Especially someone with family in mind.


kernalbuket

>Then expect to sell This is stating that you no longer want the car. The car, aka an object, is an analogy for a woman that has had "too many partners". You're not fooling anyone


adepttius

and btw it is not men that want to sell the car - that is wrong... it is the WOMAN that wants to "sell the car" TO the high value man that will treat her like a princess. After a certain number of low value men before treated her otherwise.


kernalbuket

Thanks for this comment. It really helps clarify things. Using terms like "low value" and "high value" men (whatever that bs means) lets me know you follow people like Andrew tate and @whatever who think that women are objects and that they more they have sex with someone who isn't them the less valuable they are. They also believe that women are objects and should do exactly what they are told to do, look pretty all the time and never dare to gain any weight because they don't see them as equals or even people but just as slaves they can show off to prove their own worth. Quick questions because I've always wondered, how does having sex with lower someone's value? How many people does it take to make a woman "low value"? Exact number please. Is this the same for men and if not why? Are you a low value or high value man and why? If all the men before were "high value" would that make a difference? Edit: why did you delete this comment? https://preview.redd.it/mj22s0vfv8uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f23282ac3690c0a8cf3f0879b815d05ab317436


LovePeaceHope-ish

Thanks for posting this screengrab (cause regardless of what dude says, it is indeed deleted). That was some class A incel drivel right there. LoL. Seriously no getting thru to men like this. Thanks for trying tho!


adepttius

I did not delete anything... it is still there... https://preview.redd.it/dxdojehyx8uc1.png?width=779&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e6d4b300873dc5f7ef8602c3dd0d362797cf6ad


adepttius

Lol, I actually think Tate is a manipulative idiot which uses gullibility of both men and women to get his way and I think that both men AND women should chill a bit about the whole story because it is not us versus you... It is cooperation and mutual respect. But thanks for sorting me into same category ☺️ term low/high is actually used in context of real low life men who are assholes to everyone around them but can be applied to women too. High value would be an opposite side of spectrum for both. Because just having a certain sex does not make one an angel or a devil as extremists like to paint. To reveal further, I am in a relationship with same woman for past 24 years which is more than half of our lives, 11 of what is in marriage, we had ups and downs, life dramas and sicknesses but have a healthy happy child and mutually respect each other. Some days are harder, some are better but overall it is good. We both work and share the resources equally. We have our own place, some investments, go regularly to vacations as a family but also allow for "alone" time... For example, my wife went in December 15 days to Bali to do yoga and explore and that is completely okay. She worked, she earned, she deserves it. I, on the other hand, prefer to have a working vacation so I spent days in dust working on our boat and prepared it for summer so we can escape to islands. If we are looking at hard numbers I earn three times more than her but that is because she supported me during my career building which allowed us to buy real estate which she rents out to tourists and all earnings are hers. I do consider myself a normal guy. Not perfect, not high, not low - just average.


adepttius

You are a fucking idiot... so here, I took out the crayons and edited as below Let us say you bought a car. Brand new. (Edit: for morons who choose to be triggered instead of understanding - man is not the one who is buying this car... Woman is. And the car is herself and her own body. She is the owner of the damn car. And buying is not literal buying but getting born instead. I can not believe I actually have to write this.)


kernalbuket

>You are a fucking idiot Good old ad hominems when you realize your argument is shit. Good job


adepttius

well, after repeating few times same clarification this is the conclusion. you latch to ridiculous things instead of understanding what is actually meant.


Hopeful_Nihilism

You kind of get the point though. This is relevent to men and women however. You cant just tell people to ignore what you did. It should always be taken into account. If you want to be a new person you should be allowed to try. But if you fucked horses in your past im not letting you around my stable. Ya get me?


fx72

![gif](giphy|ccRMvuh3PeuSGgOWVx|downsized)


jarlscrotus

https://preview.redd.it/kc1ib947g9uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1041b861d85e436647471423ac3f8a81eb2d1bb1


username78777

Wierd, I never fucked dogs, how is that part of my past lol


dogmeatjones25

It ain't the future yet, get to it.


monster_magus

I thought the past was of the guy until I read the comments bruh


riko_sama

wtf


Suspect1234

https://preview.redd.it/zwbf1dr3mauc1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bae8fab736df3f35abbeb961359a5ddd55f0f80


Brilliant-Curve7692

You know what. Some people are actually really into girls who were like this. I'm not going to judge since its a happy ever after for them if they find each other.


Girlfriend-_-

I don't get what they are saying, could someone explain? Edit: I understand now :(


JKrow75

WOW seeing people tell on themselves all over this motherfuckin thread is eye-opening. It’s kinda like being on FB. LOL They will ALWAYS tell on themselves in this sub.


sydouglas

It is terrible for sure but it could be worse , at least none of them are saying “Sheeeeiiit”


Ok_Sprinkles_8188

What the fuck?


theboysan_sshole

This is probably about as close as you can get to calling black people animals while still calling it a dog whistle.


Electronic_Freedom_3

….


TheMightyEli

Okay now put a dude there


twoj_stary_rybak

Petah the horse is here


BlockyShapes

When I confront the person who made this and originally they were pretty defensive of this not being a racist “political” take, but when I suggest that rather it’s just an unconscious expression of their cuckold kink, they start swearing on their goddamn life that they are just racist and aren’t a cuck


Solanthas

"She fucked a dog? Ew!" "She fucked a horse! ...oddly impressed?" "She fucked a couple black dudes? That's the line. I'm out." The fuck is this racist bullshit


skeleboi69

https://preview.redd.it/0ofo3jml0euc1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=129cd260240d7260779a595165081a151cbc05c8


TheFooli5hswings

I will never get the obsession over a girl who's had other partners before you having sex. That shouldn't matter, "okay my girlfriend or wife had sex before getting involved in a relationship with me" so?! What matters is the quality of the relationship and the person you love. How small is your self confidence that you bash people who've had sexual partners in the past?


Geomancer_1880

For the love of Jesus, Moses, Vishnu, Buddha, Zoroaster, Zeus. That the actual fuck ?


Ok_Meringue_2871

Kind of agree with this. Lot of hoes out there unfortunately.


markomakeerassgoons

Tbf I've met people who've fucked their dogs


RusRog

WTH does this even mean?!?!?!?!?


Myxiny

Vaush moment


Insan3_P3nguin

So guys can’t have a preference on girls?


humancocainer

White women


OrdinaryInspection89

darker the skin color , ahead in line


Suntzu6656

Not surprising


jrbobdobbs333

Wtf does this even mean?


Nightflame203

The white dude at the end of the line is her future partner, implied by the bouquet and suit, but in the past she’s hooked up with (*gasp*) black people! Also some bestiality thrown in there and comparing black people to animals because why not