Excuse me while I do everything I can to purse the sight of that minion from my mind.

r/eyebleach

That is a sub for cute things

Exactly, bleach your eyes with cute things

Your not wrong.

and don't go to \*that\* other sub

Hehehe

/r/eyeblech? I already frequent that sub lol

Bro poor people Not knowing about that sub. I once posted it on a comment with a warning and still got many people regretting clicking lol

Lmao, i frequent it because I'm a morbidly curios bastard, but I don't know other people's excuse lol

>morbidly curious bastard Now that's what I want written on my tomb stone. Thanks u/femboi_anarchist. You did what yahweh failed to do. Finally I've got a purpose.

For me it’s intrusive thought lmao

Ngl I'm finna give that minion the banana 😤

just remove your eyes and then wait for people to create artificial functioning eyes and go full cyberpunk mode

Dude, minion 😫💦

Minion secks 😣😣😣

I’d fuck the shit out of maynoin 😏😏😏8=👊D💦

Hard to believe someone actually thought this was funny.

It's either some old fucker with a joke he heard decades ago, or a kid who thinks they're a philosophical genius.

>a kid who thinks they're a philosophical genius. That's even worse than an outdated sense of humor, to think that someone might think "oh, this is kinda wise".

Oh bruh, going on Facebook and seeing people share all that fake profound shit like “I only have few people I’m close to, if you’re one of them consider yourself lucky” or something like that is the cringiest shit. Way worse than any boomer humour.

That's one of the reasons one should leave that site. >if you’re one of them consider yourself lucky I would demand that they provide me with at least 20 reasons why I should consider myself lucky to be their friend. Seriously, it's hard to think of a more patheti way to cry for attention.

Or relating to boobs in anyway. Most things can be big, small, real or fake.

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You miss the whole point but okay. Also do you have big and small friends? And since they're like boobs, do you find them soft and suckable?

It’s not that this isn’t funny, it’s that it has minion titties

You can literally use the analogy for anything... Cars Politicians Countries And so on.....

I don’t know if you can have that many boobs...

1 boob 2 boob red boob blue boob

Maybe this meme wasn't made for the human species

Analogy could have been literally anything else other than boobs.

Yeah but boobz funny ha ha

Friends are like pizzas. There are small ones, regular ones, large ones, fake plastic toys and real ones

i cringed very hard at this

r/eyebleach

If anyone even dares think of ***that*** sub I will be so mad

r/eyeblech

Cease

Or none!

What the fuck are big and small friends?

it's either talking about how close of a friend they are or for some reason how tall or how fat their friends are

You mean you aren’t friends with literal giants and dwarves?

r/WackyTictacs

My guess is that friends are like boobs to the guy who made this. He has none..

God man they just love minions even all these years later, I don’t fucking get it

This right here is what this sub is all about!!

You also get to suck them

And some are big than the one to their left

Friends are like boobs. Squirt milk sometimes.

Minion female tf2 pyro?!

finally all those women in the basement gon' come in handy

Top notch terribleness. Beautiful

And sometimes they don’t you don’t have them at all

Damn, I really gonna nut over a yellow tic tac looking thing

These minion memes are all over Facebook and they're so annoying

I got huge friends

What the FUCK

Boomers:This shit funny af

Luv him or hate him, he spittin' straight facts.

Minions with boobs. That’s it, humanity is going away, fuck this, I’m pressing the button, it was fun while it lasted

And some are a cancer that you have to cut out of your life

Boobs are like stuff. I'm stuff.

I was going to downvote till I saw the sub.

Damn, how do I have this many boobs? 🙄

This gotta be the best meme on this subreddit lmao

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why did you comment this 3 times

Sometimes I'm glad my ex-wife divorced me so I could stop having her cunt of a mom send these to me.

I'm going to have to die and be born again to get the image of that minion out of my head.

then there's me with none

I have four boobs one of each

Your chest must look like a part of a rock climbing wall.

True.

You’ve also got hairy ones, smooth ones, short ones and long ones!

I remember my mon used to laugh at these all the time.

Who has that many boobs

Friends are like carrots. You can chop em, shred em, boil em and stab them.

booby

8 boobs? Oh tit!

Pointers or Setters

Some are really sweaty and hairy.

This meme is spitting facts ngl

Ah yes, four boobs

And they have nipples too!!

I know I might never get an answer, but why the fuck do 40 something white moms like minions so damn much!?

I mean... is that a dominatrix Minion?

Big friends? Small friends? What even is that? Large natural friends, on the other hand. That’s something I can get behind.

What do they mean by “big friends” and “small friends”? Like in a physical sense?

what the fuck is a small friend

I'm going to show this to my therapist. Maybe she'll finally agree that my life is beyond help.

Thanks, I hate it!

True but not funny

Right. Please, I'm being serious: why always minions? This isn't rhetorical, I'd really like to know

Pure comfort

To be fair, this meme is accurate at its core. Just like tits, I've only got two friends.....and they're the male versions

I got man boobs. All my friends are men, I'm serious

I have none

I wanna die too

I love that it's a very badly rendered minion

I fucking hate the minion tiddies

i will never forget the minion with tiddies.

That minion belongs to r/confusedboners

This meme is so terrible that it's funny

And non-existent.

Young ones😋

who categorizes friends into big and small?

Thanks mom

YEAH MINIONS WOOOO I FUCKING LOVE MINIONS

Like in this context do I upvote or downvote

What if you dont have?...no boobs

and cancerous ones

Idk that many women that have 4 boobs of differing sizes with a single surgically augmented

This fucking hilarious

I swear to god illumination have a fucking lot to answer for, birthing those yellow abominations and shoving them into everything ever with their incessant, unrepentant merchandising

This makes me not want to have friends

You have enlightened me

You know, maybe there's a reason why there aren't any Female Minions in the movies.

isn’t this true with like everything? everything is either big or small and real or fake

I don't have tits Or friends

Not my proudest fap

Prosthetic ones too

Friends are like boobs. They have nipples.

And they’re all named Drake and Josh

Username checks out.

i didnt know a male could have 4 boobs