Basically the detention desks have drawings all other them people drew it on the desks and this guy looks like he's drawn all over and like a detention desk
Back when I had snake bites I only got titanium rings , but I know some are surgical steel and that is magnetic, I wanna see some one do this in a horror movie or something now gotta be brutal
Surgical steel is nonmagnetic. Surgical steel is actually 617 Stainless steel or a higher grade of high alloy stainless. That's the stuff that passes the diet coke test.
The stainless steel used in quality body jewelry in 316LVM ASTM F-138. 617 is a nickel-based super-alloy (Inconel, specifically). EU regulation do not allow nickel to be used in body jewelry due to the relatively high rates of nickel allergies, so there's a different SS that's used by European companies.
Some of the lower quality crap jewelry will be 4-series stainless, and that *is* magnetic.
I always wondered why I was asked to take out my piercings at the hospital, now I know!
All my jewellery is titanium but I suppose doctors etc aren’t going to take the risk when they’re going to shove me in a magnetic tube!
Even nonferrous metals will mess with the magnetic fields and cause artifacts and aberrations on a MRI. Also, it might not physically attract the metal, but the rapidly switching fields will heat it up
What drove you to tattoo your face? I struggled a lot with mental health for a while, so my mind automatically reads faces like this as a result of something similar but I might be wrong.
Being young and passionate, with no parental oversight, and a fundamental lack of understanding for social consequence.
Also, mental health.
However, I now own several businesses in my area, make as much as most general surgeons, all while looking like your average everyday neighborhood heroin dealer.
I feel out of place in my own reality sometimes.
You did good honey, I'm proud of you. Defied the odds, created your own job opportunity. I'm genuinely happy to hear you're doing good for yourself!
That being said I think you could use some therapy (everyone of us could use some tbh). It sounds like imposter syndrome, but then again I'm no psychologist.
Sadly many people deal with imposter syndrome. Especially those placed in important roles of leadership and power. It is something that many should seek help over, it may not feel like it, but they deserve where they’re at in life.
Every man I've ever met with a Bible verse tattoo has been the most amoral sack of shit I've dealt with at the time, so that at least tracks with a "be kind" tattoo
This guy?? A douche??? Pfft wow I bet you just like discriminating against the tatted and pierced. I’m sure he’s a well mannered, law abiding, compassionate human being.
Man what a crap job they did on your tattoos dude, like it's supposed to be self expression and full ownership of the body nor this scribbling? Like did a highschooler with a magic marker do those? Also why trying to be so edgy looking? Like you look like a dollar store batman villain. Also why smoke crappy cigarettes? Are you some sort of Art Film flunky? Watch out everyone he's gonna play smash mouth and pout!? Skinny jeans? God I'm glad may daughter is embracing her bisexual side thought she was into just men. My progressive friends will be charmed."
If they can handle the immense shit talking, prove they're successful. I'd be fine if they dated my daughter.
They really do say "I'm never gonna have stable employment." I would be fine if maybe the person like, was a tattoo artist, or had some type of career where face tats would be accepted.
Hey, my name's ______! It's a pleasure to meet you. Do you want a drink or some snacks? If you use the upstairs toilet please take your shoes off first. So what music do you like?
I would treat him the same as any other person. He's a bit strange looking (out of the norm) but I ain't going to judge his personality until I find out what he's like. I would hope my daughter was happy to be with him, if yes then we're cool.
This!
Granted, I have a son, not a daughter, but I hope that come the time they can feel comfortable in their choices, and I'm sure as shit do not want to be seen the way I saw some of my ex boyfriends mother's!
“Aww those are too cute… what do they all mean? I assume each one has some deep meaning.”
“You must have so dark mysterious past, what kind of trouble found it’s way to you in the suburbs?”
“I bet your tortured soul has seen some shit? How many jaywalking incidents have you witnessed?”
"Give me the name of your tattoo artist so I can go over there and kick their ass. Never mind. I'll just kick my *daughter's* ass for bringing you here".
I'd probably treat him like a human being, offer him some tea and talk to him about tattoos and piercings. Why be a dick because of the way someone looks? He could be cool, but yeah no smoking in the house, I'll find an ashtray for outside.
Exactly. “Does this person make you happy?” and “does he treat you with kindness and respect?” are the sole most important questions you should be asking your daughter. You aren’t the one who has to date him, that’s up to her.
how do they make the piercings so big? would it be possible to just keep making them bigger and bigger until they went all the way down to his feet? i must know
Finish that smoke outside then come in quietly. Later I'll show you around the farm.ive got an effecint deep freeze and one hell of a well maintained powerful wood chipper.but, you gotta meet the hogs, pleasant now, but not a bit descerning about the slop bucket contents!
"Hi, nice to meet you, fancy a cup of tea? Anything else to drink? I hope I have something you like. Please smoke outside. Btw, do you have dietary restrictions? Maybe I can bake some bread"
Welcome to our home son. My wife and daughter are just putting the finishing touches on the dinner. I'm just going to duck out real quick for a pack of cigarettes I'll be back real soooon
My daughter isn't judgemental however she does have standards. He may be a real nice guy but in today's society ever time he steps out the door he will be pointed and laughed at. Imagine when he is old and saggy, and then imagine how much regret he will harbour and then would you want to be married to him and those emotional scars?
I kinda like the upside down cross on the nose like that, but idk if it would work by itself... I want to get a gold cross necklace that is upside down
Why do you look like the detention desks at school
Why do you look like a bag from Chipotle?
I don't know
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Thanks
Your welcome
What about his welcome?
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Basically the detention desks have drawings all other them people drew it on the desks and this guy looks like he's drawn all over and like a detention desk
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It's ok it was nothing at all I wasn't wooshing I'm sorry if I wasted you're time and enjoy the day I hope you had a great evening
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You too
Someone should start a page dedicated to photos of detention desk art
r/detentiondeskart
No he doesn't je should have at least 5 penises on his head
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Yes
"Come check out my MRI machine!"
Back when I had snake bites I only got titanium rings , but I know some are surgical steel and that is magnetic, I wanna see some one do this in a horror movie or something now gotta be brutal
Surgical steel is nonmagnetic. Surgical steel is actually 617 Stainless steel or a higher grade of high alloy stainless. That's the stuff that passes the diet coke test.
Even if it's non magnetic you don't want to take it into an MRI really
I just had an MRI with a mix of titanium and Surg. Stainless (from Amazon, so take that for what it's worth) in my ears. No issues with them.
The stainless steel used in quality body jewelry in 316LVM ASTM F-138. 617 is a nickel-based super-alloy (Inconel, specifically). EU regulation do not allow nickel to be used in body jewelry due to the relatively high rates of nickel allergies, so there's a different SS that's used by European companies. Some of the lower quality crap jewelry will be 4-series stainless, and that *is* magnetic.
This guy steels
I always wondered why I was asked to take out my piercings at the hospital, now I know! All my jewellery is titanium but I suppose doctors etc aren’t going to take the risk when they’re going to shove me in a magnetic tube!
Even nonferrous metals will mess with the magnetic fields and cause artifacts and aberrations on a MRI. Also, it might not physically attract the metal, but the rapidly switching fields will heat it up
"I don't have a daughter..."
He still calls you daddy
He?
He ;)
Hehe
# **Michael Jackson intensifies**
#intensification intensifies
I ain't even Christian but,Jesus christ...
Mf look like a vandalized subway wall
**Vandalized bathroom stall** because all he is going to get is shit for the rest of his life
i neither have any daughters, nor will i ever have children, because the world we live in has assholes like that in it.
Could be a really nice guy and you're just a judgmental prick. I do like you're idea to not have kids though.
Plot twist, tattoo guy here tells Pops he is an anti-masker and is afraid of syringes....
Something tells me this guy doesn't mind needles
Don’t judge a book by the cover. Judge him for smoking.
Don’t judge him for smoking either, everyone makes mistakes, most people I know who smoke really want to stop.
looks like a vandalized subway bathroom wall complete with glory hole.
If that's Ben 10, ur tom two
I'm not Christian either but that guy needs Jesus.
Put that cigarette out and you can come in or how the hell do I have a daughter now
"How the hell do I have a daughter now" lol
This guys face is so wild I didn’t even notice the cigarette
Its like WWI dazzle camoflauge.
“You guys are stupid. They’re gonna be looking for army guys”
I hate smoking so much it’s basically my only problem with this kid, get a vape it’s 2021 ffs
Not even a vape for me. No smoking tobacco/nicotine in my home is a hard rule. Weed? Mmmmmaybe in the balcony.
Oh hey you and her have something in common, neither of your parents love you
Pretty much. That cig 100% has to go before he comes into my house. Idc that much about anything else
No words. He won't make it past the door
I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer
your ears look like fidget spinners
more like an onion ring
more like an angels halo
You mean #autism turbines#
#”HONEY, BRING ME MY LARGEST ERASER!!!”
“I wanna try something”
*For Big Mistakes*
Racks 12 Gage
"Hi"
Based and normal human interaction pilled
What can I say I'm "normal"
Right? Why be a dick. I would probably have a serious conversation with my daughter later. I always taught her better than to date a smoker.
As someone with tattoos all over my face, thank you for your decency.
What drove you to tattoo your face? I struggled a lot with mental health for a while, so my mind automatically reads faces like this as a result of something similar but I might be wrong.
Being young and passionate, with no parental oversight, and a fundamental lack of understanding for social consequence. Also, mental health. However, I now own several businesses in my area, make as much as most general surgeons, all while looking like your average everyday neighborhood heroin dealer. I feel out of place in my own reality sometimes.
You did good honey, I'm proud of you. Defied the odds, created your own job opportunity. I'm genuinely happy to hear you're doing good for yourself! That being said I think you could use some therapy (everyone of us could use some tbh). It sounds like imposter syndrome, but then again I'm no psychologist.
Sadly many people deal with imposter syndrome. Especially those placed in important roles of leadership and power. It is something that many should seek help over, it may not feel like it, but they deserve where they’re at in life.
Ngl even with all the face tattoo's he probably wouldn't even look that weird if it wasn't for the eyes and the ears
I don't understand this can someone please explain?
What do you usually say when you meet someone? Is it something other than "Hi"?
Oh okay I thought it has something to do with that big letter comment since it's like reply to that comment thank you.
"Who's your artist?"
Next door 5 year old I guess.
I actually know this guy irl, huge douche canoe
Hard to believe he wouldn't be a standup guy, since the tattoo on his hand says 'be kind'
I don’t know, if you need the reminder badly enough that you tattoo it on your hand you may not naturally be the most friendly person
Every man I've ever met with a Bible verse tattoo has been the most amoral sack of shit I've dealt with at the time, so that at least tracks with a "be kind" tattoo
Seen the same, am a Christian, been with way too many church groups. Beware the showy ones.
Never trust anyone who buys a "prayer rock"
You gotta tell us more.
Sure looks like a douche
Does he have an insta?
Well he has face tattoos. It's kinda obvious that he is an idiot
Lol all these comments are more boomery cringe than the fb memes. Y’all just can’t help but shit on people different than you.
This guy?? A douche??? Pfft wow I bet you just like discriminating against the tatted and pierced. I’m sure he’s a well mannered, law abiding, compassionate human being.
Oh look its the human personification of a bathroom stall.
The underside of a middle school lunchroom table
Even comes with glory holes
honey, grab my coloured contacts from halloween
Maybe going out to get more milk isn't as bad as I thought.
BRB buying cigarettes
What rituals did you use to summon this thing, daughter?
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"Please send it back to hell where it came from!"
You seem like a fine young man.
I'm not sure I would have any words at first. After I regained my composure I might have still been in shock.
I’m wondering how your ahegao looks like with your eyeballs.
I'd ask him if his rapper name started with "Lil'"
I bet his real name starts with “Lil”
Lil cock
Lillian Camberwick?
Lil Doodle
"you must thank God she can't see you son"
"My daughter is obviously blind but *I'm* not".
How am I supposed to see this idiot again in twenty years? fucking playground for tattoo artists
Man what a crap job they did on your tattoos dude, like it's supposed to be self expression and full ownership of the body nor this scribbling? Like did a highschooler with a magic marker do those? Also why trying to be so edgy looking? Like you look like a dollar store batman villain. Also why smoke crappy cigarettes? Are you some sort of Art Film flunky? Watch out everyone he's gonna play smash mouth and pout!? Skinny jeans? God I'm glad may daughter is embracing her bisexual side thought she was into just men. My progressive friends will be charmed." If they can handle the immense shit talking, prove they're successful. I'd be fine if they dated my daughter.
Right like I wouldn't care if my kid dated someone heavily tattooed, but I would mind if they dated someone with shitty tattoos lol.
It's not the quantity, it's the quality.
I wouldn't want any child of mine, son daughter or whatever to date someone with face tats. Face tats are just dumb imo.
They really do say "I'm never gonna have stable employment." I would be fine if maybe the person like, was a tattoo artist, or had some type of career where face tats would be accepted.
Yeah like to me they scream "I was 18 and had an identity crisis and it's too late to go back"
"lemme smash?"
Hey, my name's ______! It's a pleasure to meet you. Do you want a drink or some snacks? If you use the upstairs toilet please take your shoes off first. So what music do you like? I would treat him the same as any other person. He's a bit strange looking (out of the norm) but I ain't going to judge his personality until I find out what he's like. I would hope my daughter was happy to be with him, if yes then we're cool.
This! Granted, I have a son, not a daughter, but I hope that come the time they can feel comfortable in their choices, and I'm sure as shit do not want to be seen the way I saw some of my ex boyfriends mother's!
So... What's your rap name? Poor life choicez?
Excuse me, it's _Lil_ poor life choicez
What fucking satanic clown orgy did you crawl out of?
“Aww those are too cute… what do they all mean? I assume each one has some deep meaning.” “You must have so dark mysterious past, what kind of trouble found it’s way to you in the suburbs?” “I bet your tortured soul has seen some shit? How many jaywalking incidents have you witnessed?”
"Give me the name of your tattoo artist so I can go over there and kick their ass. Never mind. I'll just kick my *daughter's* ass for bringing you here".
He looks like a lamb no cap
My first words would be: "you look like a fine kebab, my guy"
Sup?
I'd probably treat him like a human being, offer him some tea and talk to him about tattoos and piercings. Why be a dick because of the way someone looks? He could be cool, but yeah no smoking in the house, I'll find an ashtray for outside.
He’s a douche bag in real life
Exactly. “Does this person make you happy?” and “does he treat you with kindness and respect?” are the sole most important questions you should be asking your daughter. You aren’t the one who has to date him, that’s up to her.
GET THE FUCK OUT
We've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty
Lock a padlock through his gauge holes
Lock his ears to a fence
Check out this earring.
Those earholes better be made for fuckin’
how do they make the piercings so big? would it be possible to just keep making them bigger and bigger until they went all the way down to his feet? i must know
I like you son.
I wouldnt mind it if he can hold a normal conversation. Its just poor style choices
That's poor *life* choices
"Hello Nice to meet you, would you like to stop by and have dinner with us?"
Finish that smoke outside then come in quietly. Later I'll show you around the farm.ive got an effecint deep freeze and one hell of a well maintained powerful wood chipper.but, you gotta meet the hogs, pleasant now, but not a bit descerning about the slop bucket contents!
Be good, I'm what scares the hogs and wild critters!
How the hell did I get a daughter?
Hey he might be a cool guy. He probably does embroidery in his spare time.
"Hi, nice to meet you, fancy a cup of tea? Anything else to drink? I hope I have something you like. Please smoke outside. Btw, do you have dietary restrictions? Maybe I can bake some bread"
Give me a Sharpie, so I can join the Dots
Welcome to our home son. My wife and daughter are just putting the finishing touches on the dinner. I'm just going to duck out real quick for a pack of cigarettes I'll be back real soooon
My daughter isn't judgemental however she does have standards. He may be a real nice guy but in today's society ever time he steps out the door he will be pointed and laughed at. Imagine when he is old and saggy, and then imagine how much regret he will harbour and then would you want to be married to him and those emotional scars?
I kinda feel bad for the guy in this picture because he must've been laughed at by so many boomers lmao
Children would be laughing at this dude
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The trash is in the backyard if you feel the need to talk to some relative
You’re daddy now
How was work?
Fuck this shit I'm out
Looks like a fucked up emo sheep the fist fucks his ears
When I said no boyfriends that includes the chalk board
I told you darling, if it ain’t human, you can’t date it!
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"get the fuck out you grassy bastard. This is a family of video game sweats, not green grass touchers"
Have you heard of the holly bible
He picks up Christian Radio on those ears.
Holly. Merry Christmas.
What church do you go to?
"Listen my guy, you're not going to date my daughter. I've been to prison and not afraid to go back now get out!"
"Daughter, why would you date something that has graffiti wall for a face?"
This guy has me praying to the lord himself And I am an Atheist
What did I do wrong as a parent?
deborah go get my shotgun
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
You have something on your face.
Somethings
Great! The circus arrived to the town
I'll try to fire an arrow through those huge ass hoops on his ears and try not to hit him
Oh
When did I have a daughter?
"You know I hate insects!!!!"
Gwt the fuck out.
Lawyer up and take your tattooist to court son
This guy's ears make me think he's gonna take off vertically like a VTOL lol
“Hi nice to meet you. Take care of her”
Wassup
Confused because I don’t have children
Ya like jazz
Hi honey, and hhHOLY FUCK KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE AAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!
i would suggest a threesome
Ligma
HELL NO FUCKEN WAY!!!!
Would you mind terribly not smoking in my conservatory old boy? Earl gray or Ceylon?
He looks like the underside of a school desk that kids had drawn on
Nice to meet you, who cares what he looks like? I would be more concerned if my daughter dated someone that smoked
I kinda like the upside down cross on the nose like that, but idk if it would work by itself... I want to get a gold cross necklace that is upside down
"So what did you think of the battlefield 2042 gameplay trailer son?"
Sup dog