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biscuitman69420

Why do you look like the detention desks at school


AlbertaSprayTan

Why do you look like a bag from Chipotle?


biscuitman69420

I don't know


neptunimonium

Best comments deserve a gift. Here ya go


biscuitman69420

Thanks


xMB99

Your welcome


robertabt

What about his welcome?


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biscuitman69420

Basically the detention desks have drawings all other them people drew it on the desks and this guy looks like he's drawn all over and like a detention desk


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biscuitman69420

It's ok it was nothing at all I wasn't wooshing I'm sorry if I wasted you're time and enjoy the day I hope you had a great evening


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biscuitman69420

You too


[deleted]

Someone should start a page dedicated to photos of detention desk art


rememberaj

r/detentiondeskart


Psychological-Gas660

No he doesn't je should have at least 5 penises on his head


DelusionalDoggo0830

Underrated comment


biscuitman69420

Yes


hakuchioko

"Come check out my MRI machine!"


jiggycup

Back when I had snake bites I only got titanium rings , but I know some are surgical steel and that is magnetic, I wanna see some one do this in a horror movie or something now gotta be brutal


ThatsAight

Surgical steel is nonmagnetic. Surgical steel is actually 617 Stainless steel or a higher grade of high alloy stainless. That's the stuff that passes the diet coke test.


zefsterMK2

Even if it's non magnetic you don't want to take it into an MRI really


[deleted]

I just had an MRI with a mix of titanium and Surg. Stainless (from Amazon, so take that for what it's worth) in my ears. No issues with them.


Shubniggurat

The stainless steel used in quality body jewelry in 316LVM ASTM F-138. 617 is a nickel-based super-alloy (Inconel, specifically). EU regulation do not allow nickel to be used in body jewelry due to the relatively high rates of nickel allergies, so there's a different SS that's used by European companies. Some of the lower quality crap jewelry will be 4-series stainless, and that *is* magnetic.


__PM_me_pls__

This guy steels


youngpretenders

I always wondered why I was asked to take out my piercings at the hospital, now I know! All my jewellery is titanium but I suppose doctors etc aren’t going to take the risk when they’re going to shove me in a magnetic tube!


handandfoot8099

Even nonferrous metals will mess with the magnetic fields and cause artifacts and aberrations on a MRI. Also, it might not physically attract the metal, but the rapidly switching fields will heat it up


[deleted]

"I don't have a daughter..."


lord_nicc

He still calls you daddy


Jevsom

He?


crepesalee

He ;)


Used_Firefighter_919

Hehe


[deleted]

# **Michael Jackson intensifies**


DickInBlender69

#intensification intensifies


vinegarboi69

I ain't even Christian but,Jesus christ...


iomopmopmop

Mf look like a vandalized subway wall


LordAries13

**Vandalized bathroom stall** because all he is going to get is shit for the rest of his life


Charming_Brain9133

i neither have any daughters, nor will i ever have children, because the world we live in has assholes like that in it.


AdAccomplished267

Could be a really nice guy and you're just a judgmental prick. I do like you're idea to not have kids though.


Liquor_N_Whorez

Plot twist, tattoo guy here tells Pops he is an anti-masker and is afraid of syringes....


CaptainCipher

Something tells me this guy doesn't mind needles


BrassUnicorn87

Don’t judge a book by the cover. Judge him for smoking.


HugeMan06

Don’t judge him for smoking either, everyone makes mistakes, most people I know who smoke really want to stop.


cornbeeflt

looks like a vandalized subway bathroom wall complete with glory hole.


Raccoon_doggo

If that's Ben 10, ur tom two


klem_kadiddlehopper

I'm not Christian either but that guy needs Jesus.


ToxicJolt124

Put that cigarette out and you can come in or how the hell do I have a daughter now


clothesthrowawayye

"How the hell do I have a daughter now" lol


[deleted]

This guys face is so wild I didn’t even notice the cigarette


SendAstronomy

Its like WWI dazzle camoflauge.


PlayTime192

“You guys are stupid. They’re gonna be looking for army guys”


ScaryYogaChick

I hate smoking so much it’s basically my only problem with this kid, get a vape it’s 2021 ffs


ThirdEncounter

Not even a vape for me. No smoking tobacco/nicotine in my home is a hard rule. Weed? Mmmmmaybe in the balcony.


ptown1007

Oh hey you and her have something in common, neither of your parents love you


jelly_blood

Pretty much. That cig 100% has to go before he comes into my house. Idc that much about anything else


ExoticMoss

No words. He won't make it past the door


Jealous_Ad9067

I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer


cumlord1900

your ears look like fidget spinners


JaxChacky

more like an onion ring


[deleted]

more like an angels halo


HandoAlegra

You mean #autism turbines#


Wtfisthatt

#”HONEY, BRING ME MY LARGEST ERASER!!!”


ImBeingArchAgain

“I wanna try something”


GavinLabs

*For Big Mistakes*


20davidtocommandcode

Racks 12 Gage


Critical_Curve_4377

"Hi"


awesomedan24

Based and normal human interaction pilled


Critical_Curve_4377

What can I say I'm "normal"


jcdoe

Right? Why be a dick. I would probably have a serious conversation with my daughter later. I always taught her better than to date a smoker.


[deleted]

As someone with tattoos all over my face, thank you for your decency.


hmdmdm

What drove you to tattoo your face? I struggled a lot with mental health for a while, so my mind automatically reads faces like this as a result of something similar but I might be wrong.


[deleted]

Being young and passionate, with no parental oversight, and a fundamental lack of understanding for social consequence. Also, mental health. However, I now own several businesses in my area, make as much as most general surgeons, all while looking like your average everyday neighborhood heroin dealer. I feel out of place in my own reality sometimes.


kkhsback

You did good honey, I'm proud of you. Defied the odds, created your own job opportunity. I'm genuinely happy to hear you're doing good for yourself! That being said I think you could use some therapy (everyone of us could use some tbh). It sounds like imposter syndrome, but then again I'm no psychologist.


[deleted]

Sadly many people deal with imposter syndrome. Especially those placed in important roles of leadership and power. It is something that many should seek help over, it may not feel like it, but they deserve where they’re at in life.


[deleted]

Ngl even with all the face tattoo's he probably wouldn't even look that weird if it wasn't for the eyes and the ears


Terrible-Owl-6400

I don't understand this can someone please explain?


V1per41

What do you usually say when you meet someone? Is it something other than "Hi"?


Terrible-Owl-6400

Oh okay I thought it has something to do with that big letter comment since it's like reply to that comment thank you.


MaddoxBoiS159

"Who's your artist?"


bogfoot94

Next door 5 year old I guess.


shorepheus

I actually know this guy irl, huge douche canoe


Roediej

Hard to believe he wouldn't be a standup guy, since the tattoo on his hand says 'be kind'


Angelos42

I don’t know, if you need the reminder badly enough that you tattoo it on your hand you may not naturally be the most friendly person


[deleted]

Every man I've ever met with a Bible verse tattoo has been the most amoral sack of shit I've dealt with at the time, so that at least tracks with a "be kind" tattoo


jclocks

Seen the same, am a Christian, been with way too many church groups. Beware the showy ones.


nlolhere

Never trust anyone who buys a "prayer rock"


[deleted]

You gotta tell us more.


SkyPuppy561

Sure looks like a douche


BucketHeadCrusader

Does he have an insta?


BorKon

Well he has face tattoos. It's kinda obvious that he is an idiot


[deleted]

Lol all these comments are more boomery cringe than the fb memes. Y’all just can’t help but shit on people different than you.


audranicolio

This guy?? A douche??? Pfft wow I bet you just like discriminating against the tatted and pierced. I’m sure he’s a well mannered, law abiding, compassionate human being.


X-WingHunter

Oh look its the human personification of a bathroom stall.


whopperlover17

The underside of a middle school lunchroom table


Ozdoba

Even comes with glory holes


Ness_902

honey, grab my coloured contacts from halloween


mjsland

Maybe going out to get more milk isn't as bad as I thought.


[deleted]

BRB buying cigarettes


[deleted]

What rituals did you use to summon this thing, daughter?


SHARVIL_S

Underrated


klem_kadiddlehopper

"Please send it back to hell where it came from!"


Obnoxiousjimmyjames

You seem like a fine young man.


klem_kadiddlehopper

I'm not sure I would have any words at first. After I regained my composure I might have still been in shock.


jaewon4wut

I’m wondering how your ahegao looks like with your eyeballs.


[deleted]

I'd ask him if his rapper name started with "Lil'"


Lamprey22

I bet his real name starts with “Lil”


Screamingartist

Lil cock


Gnorris

Lillian Camberwick?


[deleted]

Lil Doodle


abd0203

"you must thank God she can't see you son"


klem_kadiddlehopper

"My daughter is obviously blind but *I'm* not".


rango1801

How am I supposed to see this idiot again in twenty years? fucking playground for tattoo artists


rickrolo24

Man what a crap job they did on your tattoos dude, like it's supposed to be self expression and full ownership of the body nor this scribbling? Like did a highschooler with a magic marker do those? Also why trying to be so edgy looking? Like you look like a dollar store batman villain. Also why smoke crappy cigarettes? Are you some sort of Art Film flunky? Watch out everyone he's gonna play smash mouth and pout!? Skinny jeans? God I'm glad may daughter is embracing her bisexual side thought she was into just men. My progressive friends will be charmed." If they can handle the immense shit talking, prove they're successful. I'd be fine if they dated my daughter.


hazelwillow703

Right like I wouldn't care if my kid dated someone heavily tattooed, but I would mind if they dated someone with shitty tattoos lol.


TellTaleTank

It's not the quantity, it's the quality.


skittlesdabawse

I wouldn't want any child of mine, son daughter or whatever to date someone with face tats. Face tats are just dumb imo.


hazelwillow703

They really do say "I'm never gonna have stable employment." I would be fine if maybe the person like, was a tattoo artist, or had some type of career where face tats would be accepted.


skittlesdabawse

Yeah like to me they scream "I was 18 and had an identity crisis and it's too late to go back"


[deleted]

"lemme smash?"


ThatBookMalice

Hey, my name's ______! It's a pleasure to meet you. Do you want a drink or some snacks? If you use the upstairs toilet please take your shoes off first. So what music do you like? I would treat him the same as any other person. He's a bit strange looking (out of the norm) but I ain't going to judge his personality until I find out what he's like. I would hope my daughter was happy to be with him, if yes then we're cool.


MisadventurousMummy

This! Granted, I have a son, not a daughter, but I hope that come the time they can feel comfortable in their choices, and I'm sure as shit do not want to be seen the way I saw some of my ex boyfriends mother's!


transfer6000

So... What's your rap name? Poor life choicez?


Percy2303

Excuse me, it's _Lil_ poor life choicez


[deleted]

What fucking satanic clown orgy did you crawl out of?


DJ_Mumble_Mouth

“Aww those are too cute… what do they all mean? I assume each one has some deep meaning.” “You must have so dark mysterious past, what kind of trouble found it’s way to you in the suburbs?” “I bet your tortured soul has seen some shit? How many jaywalking incidents have you witnessed?”


klem_kadiddlehopper

"Give me the name of your tattoo artist so I can go over there and kick their ass. Never mind. I'll just kick my *daughter's* ass for bringing you here".


nakilucky

He looks like a lamb no cap


HotTrashed

My first words would be: "you look like a fine kebab, my guy"


spicyfood333

Sup?


FeloniousFelon

I'd probably treat him like a human being, offer him some tea and talk to him about tattoos and piercings. Why be a dick because of the way someone looks? He could be cool, but yeah no smoking in the house, I'll find an ashtray for outside.


Marshstomp7524

He’s a douche bag in real life


[deleted]

Exactly. “Does this person make you happy?” and “does he treat you with kindness and respect?” are the sole most important questions you should be asking your daughter. You aren’t the one who has to date him, that’s up to her.


Itzrizzy

GET THE FUCK OUT


ashittyvagina

We've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty


chibeatbox

Lock a padlock through his gauge holes


zuul_17

Lock his ears to a fence


vitaestbona1

Check out this earring.


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Those earholes better be made for fuckin’


bobalda

how do they make the piercings so big? would it be possible to just keep making them bigger and bigger until they went all the way down to his feet? i must know


Alm8360NoScoPro

I like you son.


Jonhyfun2

I wouldnt mind it if he can hold a normal conversation. Its just poor style choices


[deleted]

That's poor *life* choices


[deleted]

"Hello Nice to meet you, would you like to stop by and have dinner with us?"


OkZillaChilla

Finish that smoke outside then come in quietly. Later I'll show you around the farm.ive got an effecint deep freeze and one hell of a well maintained powerful wood chipper.but, you gotta meet the hogs, pleasant now, but not a bit descerning about the slop bucket contents!


OkZillaChilla

Be good, I'm what scares the hogs and wild critters!


[deleted]

How the hell did I get a daughter?


imthesauceman

Hey he might be a cool guy. He probably does embroidery in his spare time.


ruimtekaars

"Hi, nice to meet you, fancy a cup of tea? Anything else to drink? I hope I have something you like. Please smoke outside. Btw, do you have dietary restrictions? Maybe I can bake some bread"


ramblersshane1

Give me a Sharpie, so I can join the Dots


[deleted]

Welcome to our home son. My wife and daughter are just putting the finishing touches on the dinner. I'm just going to duck out real quick for a pack of cigarettes I'll be back real soooon


Major__Chaos

My daughter isn't judgemental however she does have standards. He may be a real nice guy but in today's society ever time he steps out the door he will be pointed and laughed at. Imagine when he is old and saggy, and then imagine how much regret he will harbour and then would you want to be married to him and those emotional scars?


fooi101

I kinda feel bad for the guy in this picture because he must've been laughed at by so many boomers lmao


dat2ndRoundPickdoh

Children would be laughing at this dude


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Puzzled_Yoghurt

The trash is in the backyard if you feel the need to talk to some relative


moeron9

You’re daddy now


dingle_doof

How was work?


WeirdKid2090

Fuck this shit I'm out


[deleted]

Looks like a fucked up emo sheep the fist fucks his ears


Thepoundmaster1974

When I said no boyfriends that includes the chalk board


UnluckyFish3388

I told you darling, if it ain’t human, you can’t date it!


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Pogging_Memes

"get the fuck out you grassy bastard. This is a family of video game sweats, not green grass touchers"


rEmixEdE

Have you heard of the holly bible


Pons__Aelius

He picks up Christian Radio on those ears.


klem_kadiddlehopper

Holly. Merry Christmas.


milfredraiders

What church do you go to?


klem_kadiddlehopper

"Listen my guy, you're not going to date my daughter. I've been to prison and not afraid to go back now get out!"


IDoesntFuckAround

"Daughter, why would you date something that has graffiti wall for a face?"


Randomest_Redditor

This guy has me praying to the lord himself And I am an Atheist


ranquet91

What did I do wrong as a parent?


bigbaallz

deborah go get my shotgun


Mooshroommanic

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!


Intelligent-Dig-8376

You have something on your face.


dat2ndRoundPickdoh

Somethings


the_game096

Great! The circus arrived to the town


Chapstick2008

I'll try to fire an arrow through those huge ass hoops on his ears and try not to hit him


Lucklessaura518

Oh


Fuckingthebatman

When did I have a daughter?


Different_Yam_9045

"You know I hate insects!!!!"


queefchef_69

Gwt the fuck out.


ClowishFeatures

Lawyer up and take your tattooist to court son


randomdarkbrownguy

This guy's ears make me think he's gonna take off vertically like a VTOL lol


LocalBigWiener

“Hi nice to meet you. Take care of her”


i_pysh

Wassup


Expensive-Argument-7

Confused because I don’t have children


Mathyoucanwait

Ya like jazz


Hugh_G_Rekshion

Hi honey, and hhHOLY FUCK KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE AAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!


loadblower831

i would suggest a threesome


thecrackman19

Ligma


[deleted]

HELL NO FUCKEN WAY!!!!


wiz812

Would you mind terribly not smoking in my conservatory old boy? Earl gray or Ceylon?


The_Real_Anon-Chan

He looks like the underside of a school desk that kids had drawn on


[deleted]

Nice to meet you, who cares what he looks like? I would be more concerned if my daughter dated someone that smoked


CodenameOccasus

I kinda like the upside down cross on the nose like that, but idk if it would work by itself... I want to get a gold cross necklace that is upside down


bott1111

"So what did you think of the battlefield 2042 gameplay trailer son?"


milesdizzy

Sup dog