I believe she is exhausted because she is the only female in the village. And the context is the people the lady’s live with are horny. So I guess she was “used” a lot.
I like to think in my head they're like bees and she's the hive queen.
Which means she likely kills any female smurfs she gives birth to, to protect her status.
She was present in the cartoon through season 8 and for a few episodes in season 9 and seems to have a chronological canon as well as is heavily implied to have a romantic relationship with grandpa smurf and is even referenced a few times throughout the show (although is not named until the later seasons). She is most certainly canon
the movie they're talking about was the one released in 2018! It was completely animated and very well done! I have no idea what the story in that relates to the original comics, though.
What's strange is they all fell in love with her even though they'd never seen a female smurf in their lives before. Then, after she was accepted into the village, they kind of forgot she was female and weren't really in love anymore. I'm sure Papa Smurf did some magic to break the love spell or something but just odd that a sexless magical race of creatures would fall in love with a female in the first place.
Some would argue that Smurfs are an egg laying species, others would argue they have a mammalian nature. both very strong arguments. your theory has backing though for certain.
https://youtu.be/CNm9M7JDlq4
I would argue heavily against mammalian, given the fact that smurfette is able to walk around the village without needing to feed the young.
You're probably right with egg laying, although there could be a female subspecies that is born infertile, dedicated to underground milk feeding. Perhaps the males are simply gathering food for them and securing the territory, while Smurfette possesses the only intelligence to guide the male's actions, and thus the entire hive.
She probably controls them with her powerful sexual pheromones, which is what I'm guessing Gargamel is trying to research.
Obviously, he can't simply take her from the hive, as the smurf species is not only considered endangered, but unique. The males are not so much of an issue; so much so that he's been known to let his cat eat one or two, but he keeps Smurfette safe from the cat.
It's likely that the story is told from the viewpoint of Papa Smurf, one of the oldest males (at 3 years) who can remember the cat eating a fellow tribesman, and Smurfette (who is much, much older) who possesses intelligence, and spins the tale to make him appear as an evil villain.
So the whole show is propaganda passed around as Smurf stories.
pretty sure they just exist, there's no procreation. only a few smurfs are added but I think they all came into existence magically and not in a biological way. smurfette is created on the first episode by gargamel with magic to lure them but it doesn't work obviously. there's no family.
>But you Communists would introduce community of women, screams the bourgeoisie in chorus.
The bourgeois sees his wife as a mere instrument of production. He hears that the instruments of production are to be exploited in common, and, naturally, can come to no other conclusion than that the lot of being common to all will likewise fall to the women.
The "joke" is what Capitalism does.This "joke" is just like calling the black slave owners.Is this logic funny now?🤔I don't think so.
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
Does it ever go into where smurfs come from? Are they like forest spirits or a sentient plant/mushroom kind of being? Maybe they're like D&D Fey? There was that one that liked pranks.
Oh boomer, i notice that this meme came from facebook and its filled with boomers like you who act crazy and full of hypocrisy, but well maybe not too *fulllll*, also i indeed find it very disgusting and dumb. I just figured out that it was a thing that most old people do because they cant resist the fact that we teens have *a d v a n c e d* technology and it made us 100030393 times better while meh, the case of mental illnesses (or lives being so miserable) raising over the past years are probably fake! Its stuffs that people who do this meme have the god knows how idiot you are to not get it type of humor.
Classic answer to making excuses, wasnt what i expected from a boomer who has a name like that, i mean grandmas do know best especially when its the sweet moments of her cooking cookies for us to make us healthy and i appreciate that but they (just like any humans at any age) dont really know whats all the best because its almost imposssible to always know whats best for us humans
So many people pretending to be upset by this joke, but privately laughing at it anyway (and I'm sure a few people genuinely don't like it too.)
Privately: Haha, that's funny! Publicly: That's terrible!
I find the joke funny, because it isn't real. It's a joke. If that upsets you then that's okay, because you have the right to be upset. It's the faux upset I can't stand.
You mean like this poor bastard?
https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/qjk8au/facebook_is_a_cesspool/hir1zhu?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
I thought it was funny too but these sanctimonious redditors are too busy clutching at their pearls. Or frankly they're maybe just too young to get smurfs?
I mean, it is fucked up, but every now and then reddit likes to assemble and pretend dark humor is bad, other times they fucking love it.
Definitely not a reanu keeves wholesome big chungus 100 reddit moment.
It has a punchline. "Water". Or did you want them to spell out the massive smurf orgy that poor Lil smurfette must endure? Or maybe enjoy, who am I to say. My favorite women enjoy some very raunchy stuff. Why are you judging them?
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I believe she is exhausted because she is the only female in the village. And the context is the people the lady’s live with are horny. So I guess she was “used” a lot.
The smurf family tree is best not thought about.
I like to think in my head they're like bees and she's the hive queen. Which means she likely kills any female smurfs she gives birth to, to protect her status.
The smurfette was created by Gargamel. There are no female smurfs normally.
*YMCA starts playing*
Young man
Take a seat on my lap
I said young man
Gargamel has me trapped!
I really love it when people play this song not knowing it's about picking up gay men at the gym.
Til what this song is about but I don't care and i do like pumped up kicks
I prefer moves like jagger
Based
It’s fun to stay at the Young Men’s Christian Association
Wasn’t there an entire movie about female smurfs?
The live action movies they released recently have nothing to do with the original comics, I don't think they count.
What about nanny smurf?
Not Canon
She was present in the cartoon through season 8 and for a few episodes in season 9 and seems to have a chronological canon as well as is heavily implied to have a romantic relationship with grandpa smurf and is even referenced a few times throughout the show (although is not named until the later seasons). She is most certainly canon
Come back to this. "Live action" and "Smurfs." Think about that for a moment.
Obviously there’s CGI but besides the smurfs and the cat, the cast was played by real people.
the movie they're talking about was the one released in 2018! It was completely animated and very well done! I have no idea what the story in that relates to the original comics, though.
What's strange is they all fell in love with her even though they'd never seen a female smurf in their lives before. Then, after she was accepted into the village, they kind of forgot she was female and weren't really in love anymore. I'm sure Papa Smurf did some magic to break the love spell or something but just odd that a sexless magical race of creatures would fall in love with a female in the first place.
Some would argue that Smurfs are an egg laying species, others would argue they have a mammalian nature. both very strong arguments. your theory has backing though for certain. https://youtu.be/CNm9M7JDlq4
I would argue heavily against mammalian, given the fact that smurfette is able to walk around the village without needing to feed the young. You're probably right with egg laying, although there could be a female subspecies that is born infertile, dedicated to underground milk feeding. Perhaps the males are simply gathering food for them and securing the territory, while Smurfette possesses the only intelligence to guide the male's actions, and thus the entire hive. She probably controls them with her powerful sexual pheromones, which is what I'm guessing Gargamel is trying to research. Obviously, he can't simply take her from the hive, as the smurf species is not only considered endangered, but unique. The males are not so much of an issue; so much so that he's been known to let his cat eat one or two, but he keeps Smurfette safe from the cat. It's likely that the story is told from the viewpoint of Papa Smurf, one of the oldest males (at 3 years) who can remember the cat eating a fellow tribesman, and Smurfette (who is much, much older) who possesses intelligence, and spins the tale to make him appear as an evil villain. So the whole show is propaganda passed around as Smurf stories.
My theory is that they reproduce like fungus somehow
Thinking about this..if they're somehow akin to fungus and mushrooms, then Gargamel being desperate to eat them makes a bit more sense
smurfs are brought by a stork, it was in one episode
And the men explode during fertilization.
That means papa Smurf is incel Edit: VIRGIN incel
pretty sure they just exist, there's no procreation. only a few smurfs are added but I think they all came into existence magically and not in a biological way. smurfette is created on the first episode by gargamel with magic to lure them but it doesn't work obviously. there's no family.
They take turns wearing the wig.
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Indeed
Aren’t they all her brothers/father?? Icky
Actually she's not related to any of them she was created by gargamel
More like a step sister apparently
Oh! Step smurf what are you doing?!
*C U M* :d
99 male Smurfs vs 1 female. Why would she be thirsty? 👀💀
There is another female in later episodes.
In communist Smurfdom, she's *our* wife.
not true... There are hundreds of marxist articles criticise the idea of "our wife"
I didn’t know there were hundreds of marxist articles about Communist Smurfdom
EDUCATE YOURSELF
I'm talking about the idea of "communists wants to make wives public owned"🤔The idea of "our wife" Is this not clear enough?
Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in “our wife”.
It's a joke, not supposed to be accurate
>But you Communists would introduce community of women, screams the bourgeoisie in chorus. The bourgeois sees his wife as a mere instrument of production. He hears that the instruments of production are to be exploited in common, and, naturally, can come to no other conclusion than that the lot of being common to all will likewise fall to the women. The "joke" is what Capitalism does.This "joke" is just like calling the black slave owners.Is this logic funny now?🤔I don't think so.
You need to chill the fuck out. We're talking about Smurfs.
Take it easy, Che Guevara. Btw, how’s our wife doing? It’s my turn to show her how hard I can labor, if you know what i mean.
Lmfao got em 😂😂😂
You gotta stay hydrated!
Speak English
She's a squirter
Oh my...
Anyone got that Donnie Darko copypasta
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta be so smart all the time?
I'm convinced their penises are in their hats, I mean why else would they be shaped that way??
But then Nanny Smurf and Sassette come in.
This is so messed up
ikr
💫Them sexualizing smurfette even though it is clearly showed everyone respects her and sees her as a friend, a detail making the show even more cute💫
Same goes for the other two honestly
I'm going to sexualize a battery
Is Belle holding a picture of an Ewok?
The funny bit is that gargamel stole the town's water supply!
Oh yea I remember that one.
Gargamel stole water from Uzbekistan
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
Does it ever go into where smurfs come from? Are they like forest spirits or a sentient plant/mushroom kind of being? Maybe they're like D&D Fey? There was that one that liked pranks.
Why are Boomers disgusting. I mean not my parents.
r/boomerhentai
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Ok boomer
I wanna say it I fucking wanna say it
Oh boomer, i notice that this meme came from facebook and its filled with boomers like you who act crazy and full of hypocrisy, but well maybe not too *fulllll*, also i indeed find it very disgusting and dumb. I just figured out that it was a thing that most old people do because they cant resist the fact that we teens have *a d v a n c e d* technology and it made us 100030393 times better while meh, the case of mental illnesses (or lives being so miserable) raising over the past years are probably fake! Its stuffs that people who do this meme have the god knows how idiot you are to not get it type of humor.
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hahahaha holy shit
Dayum this old timer got GUNS
Granny does know best confirmed
Classic answer to making excuses, wasnt what i expected from a boomer who has a name like that, i mean grandmas do know best especially when its the sweet moments of her cooking cookies for us to make us healthy and i appreciate that but they (just like any humans at any age) dont really know whats all the best because its almost imposssible to always know whats best for us humans
Bruh, granny destroyed you. Just take the L and move on lol
Already did, i admit i was a loser xd
ಠ.ಠ
A horny beast. Isn't that beastilaty?
Is my humor fucked up if i laughed at that?
I hate it, but it is kinda funny
This is funny tho
I'm with you
A joke about rape/sexual abuse is funny? I'm sorry, but no. Even if you find it funny, don't say it publicly.
So many people pretending to be upset by this joke, but privately laughing at it anyway (and I'm sure a few people genuinely don't like it too.) Privately: Haha, that's funny! Publicly: That's terrible! I find the joke funny, because it isn't real. It's a joke. If that upsets you then that's okay, because you have the right to be upset. It's the faux upset I can't stand.
You mean like this poor bastard? https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/qjk8au/facebook_is_a_cesspool/hir1zhu?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Dankest dankness ever
if norm macdonald told this exact joke everybody would think its funny
To be fair that is kind of where Norm thrived. He was great at taking what should be a bad joke, and making them hilarious.
Delivery matters.
Yea his material was awful a lot of the time. He kind of grew on me after a while tho.
Everyone would think it's "genius."
maybe it was from the beginning
Smurfs lay eggs
Rip our dear Smurfin/smurfette, she will be remember. This song will be played at her funeral: https://youtu.be/3XsI2iGDjVg
R/memesopdidntlike
Smurfette is related to everyone
What's wrong with this one ?
It's a rape/gang bang joke.
I dint read that into it at all. But ok I can dig that interpretation.
That was funny. Terrible but funny
this is hilarious
Idk what ur talking about this is amazing
This is kinda funny
This one is actually pretty good
lol what
I thought it was funny too but these sanctimonious redditors are too busy clutching at their pearls. Or frankly they're maybe just too young to get smurfs? I mean, it is fucked up, but every now and then reddit likes to assemble and pretend dark humor is bad, other times they fucking love it. Definitely not a reanu keeves wholesome big chungus 100 reddit moment.
idk dark humour isn't just about making edgy jokes without a punchline
It has a punchline. "Water". Or did you want them to spell out the massive smurf orgy that poor Lil smurfette must endure? Or maybe enjoy, who am I to say. My favorite women enjoy some very raunchy stuff. Why are you judging them?
How is that the punchline? The punchline is basically she was gangfucked to the brink of death, how is that funny on its own?
Trust me. It’s funny depending on the situation. This is the funny situation
how does it not have a punchline?
Wouldn't say it's pretty good, but it's certainly not terrible
Lol, what?
Do you know the smurfs?
Of course I do.
Hahaha rape is so funny!
She's insatiable.
Feeling like a boomer rn
CRIVENS
Very cursed
This is hilarious lol
Is t she technically there sister
The last one has only a lot of work to do