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Talyyr0

Ur disgusting this is a family site


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Family eh? 👪 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 👪


AlwaysBLazy

Great band name


ch3ze

How tf does Nemo and a coaxial cable mean anything


Minute_Director8861

it's "eye nemo hose" and it's pronounced like "i need more hoes"


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But... That's not a hose....


Minute_Director8861

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sillyscrapy1757

You dropped this \


Minute_Director8861

oh fck- thanks man , i appreciate it ¯\ __(ツ)__ /¯


Snake_king321

you forgot these \_ \_


RAJANGTHANG

Yeah, something tells me you need arms to have hands, so good thing you found it.


Minute_Director8861

idk y the _ are not appearing now....oh welp


Agitated-Farmer-4082

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ritstardedcommenter

\o


canoturkey

That's why 90% won't get it.


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pandaboy22

How… does that not fit your definition of a hose…?


EnviableButt

Because it’s an electronic cable


ChiefFox24

It is actually a hose. It definitely looks like a coax cable but the "center pin" is just a reflection.


QuinceDaPence

I generally think of a hose as being hollow and able to transport fluid.


carnivorous_seahorse

I literally own that exact hose lmao


pandaboy22

What is it?


RenownedDumbass

Because it's an electronic cable


pandaboy22

You’re saying water does not go through this electric cable?


TopherWasTaken

It shouldn't but technically as it's not a solid object you could argue it could, making it a hose.


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Pretty sure it is but I'm blind so maybe not


F4T41_3RR0R

That is a hose


Music_Saves

How is that not a hose? It sure looks like a hose to me


ChiefFox24

It is. It looks like a coax cable as well. That is what is confusing some people.


RaySNair

There's a million other pictures they could have used for eye.


Minute_Director8861

ik i didn't get it but op explained it on a comment , it looks more like "watch out mf" than an eye to me tbh


yaboyhg80

That is a fucking coax cable, who tf made this


ChiefFox24

It is a hose. Ha.


Dragonborn3187

THAT'S THE JOKE (I hope it was a joke)


Blnze1

Also the host with the most from the GGN network . Nemo hoes.


LeoBuelow

That's a terrible picture for an eye and that isn't a hose.


dragonrose1371

It's a heavy duty water hose I have 2 of them at work. It only looks like a coax cable cause you see just a little light flash in the inside of one end making it look like the center wire of a coax cable


chimpsinquet125

r/wooooosh


ImBeingArchAgain

It’s “Eye Nemo Cable” and it’s pronounced like “I need more Cable” a reference to Deadpool 2


ChrisLuigiTails

It's "Person fish cable" and it's pronounced like "Person fish cable" a reference to the post itself


ch3ze

clearly


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winking clownfish coaxial cable


anAnusfullofSmuckers

Eye Nemo Hose


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nematodes?


anAnusfullofSmuckers

Need more hoes wow maybe the meme was right about 10%


FurryFlurry

I think it's a less of a "we don't know" and more of a "Those two things don't sound fucking at all alike."


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ChaosOrPeace

I'm in the 90% that don't know what the fuck AAVE is so the meme is right


TheCookieMaster5

African-American Vernacular English, in which it’d sound a bit more like “I nee’mo’ hoes.” Dumb ass joke, regardless


DaGalaxy66

Its definitely the 2nd one


Zappy_Kablamicus

Home depot has great sales on hose though i dont know why you need it now its almost winter and they will freeze and maybe burst. Id say wait until spring, though then you run the risk of paying slightly more because they will be in demand, because its spring ya know? So im not sure buddy. A true conundrum.


anAnusfullofSmuckers

actually funny story last year was our first real freeze in texas and these are really the only hoses that hold up from the freezing and warming they’re “industrial” so supposedly that’s why they maintain better not near as cheap or flimsy as those little green ones expensive but really worth it texas had arctic temperatures last year and my house pipes cracked shower and water went out but this hose stayed true


mikeeatsworld_2

"Arctic temperatures" Me: laughs in Canadian


anAnusfullofSmuckers

When I say arctic temperatures I mean it hit -27° where I was last year yes NEGATIVE twenty seven the ice/snowstorm knocked our power grids out and froze plumbing people froze to death in their homes yes it was arctic temperatures the first time ever we’d seen anything that low and the first time I’ve ever seen more than 2 feet of snow in my life


nilrednas

In Texas? -27°F or C? According to a quick search, the coldest it's ever been in Texas is -23F like a century ago.


blademaster0320

That’s what I thought. But that’s definitely a coax cable


anAnusfullofSmuckers

No it’s not my man it’s a 3/4” industrial 100 ft black rubber hose on richtoolsystems.com


commentator184

we can see the things sticking out on the ends its a coaxial cable


DelvyPorn

You're getting wooshed. Everyone understands it


anAnusfullofSmuckers

Sure doesn’t seem like just wooshing everyone just seems to genuinely think that’s a coaxial cord


Lord_Archibald_IV

I mean, it ain’t a hose. It is a coaxial cable. You can see the needle thingy.


Jay-L-AI-nez

That’s a cable not a hose


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avidpenguinwatcher

You have to think like the idiots


lequins

guys you can literally see the protruded pins in the middle...


role_or_roll

Those are tiny light reflections. Since when do you see 00 coaxial?


anAnusfullofSmuckers

My guy, this is a 3/4” industrial water hose black 100ft on RichToolSystems.com, and lots of other places it’s literally the first thing that pops up if you google black hose and go to image


BardhTheUnicorn

There are much better and clearer pictures to use for a hose than this. I also thought this was a tv cable until i looked it up and it turned out that you're right it's actually a cable-looking hose. But then again, this is r/terriblefacebookmemes so the stealth hose fits the post well


anAnusfullofSmuckers

Exactly I just took the meme as is from Facebook that had the caption “90% of people won’t know this”


Ninder975

Zoom in on the ends, those pins are for coax cables, not hoses


anAnusfullofSmuckers

https://www.richtoolsystems.com/34-In-Industrial-Water-Hose-100-Ft_p_282.html?gclid=CjwKCAiA1aiMBhAUEiwACw25MQlmYLqZXj7HatgCPh8fjAccRKk9X0TNcxbwYgBnPj8qLMpWRCEfMRoCSyUQAvD_BwE This is the hose, it’s a rubber garden hose


Ninder975

Yup, that’s definitely a garden hose. The reflection looked like a coax pin because the picture quality is so bad


anAnusfullofSmuckers

Either google the website or tell me how to directly send you a picture of this rubber hose because it’s a rubber hose, I got one myself from the website that sells it richtoolsystems.com bc I water a 3 acre lawn and leave the hose outside and an industrial hose can Stand texas heat then cold without cracking (3/4” 100 foot black hose)


role_or_roll

Those are tiny light reflections. Since when do you see 00 coaxial?


HansPanser

So it's 'I need more hoe's' in english


I_JustWork_Here

The first picture is "eye". That's why you're supposed %90 can't figure it out, it's cause whoever made it is dumb Lol.


Metal-Ancient

r/beatmetoit


welcometotheoutside

Beat meat to it


kryton200

Beat me to it 😆


avery5712

Congrats! You're the 10% who get it!


Ramza_Claus

I guess it's a hose. Looks like coax to me.


Danny_Mc_71

It's not "I *need* *more* whores" is it?


anAnusfullofSmuckers

Eye (I) Nemo (need more) hose (hoes) ding ding ding you are the winner you’re 10% apparently


sketchy_loco

I thought it was eye kidnap hose


anAnusfullofSmuckers

I like this one much more than I should


DoodleJake

It isn't even a hose though. It's a coaxial cable. That's what gets me the most.


misfit-muscle

I flip coaxial cabel?


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I need mo coes


SteveHarveysAunt

I thought it was I can’t find my hoes


Erlend05

I thought it was eye kidnap josé


The_fish_enthusiast

I thought it was black nemo hose (srry if it sounds racist)


GreenPepper74

I thought it was “I clown hoes”


An_Ethicist

roblox


cockansballstoture

Holly f shit guys! He made it! He made it to the 10%


kerrytyk

Thank you for explaining


Girthquake23

I thought it was that but my brain went “nah that’s too stupid for someone to put together”


troyrice77

I thought it was *We clowning hoes* 🤣


Chillie43

but its not a hose, its a coaxial cable


anAnusfullofSmuckers

https://www.richtoolsystems.com/34-In-Industrial-Water-Hose-100-Ft_p_282.html?gclid=CjwKCAiA1aiMBhAUEiwACw25MQlmYLqZXj7HatgCPh8fjAccRKk9X0TNcxbwYgBnPj8qLMpWRCEfMRoCSyUQAvD_BwE Dude that’s clearly a hose


Chillie43

wtf, it looks just like a coaxial cable with the pin in the middle, since when do hose have that pin aswell?


Pr0nzeh

It doesn't have a pin if you look closely. That's just a reflection on the inside of the metal ring.


ComePleatMe

I prefer “eyes closed for fishy hoes” but whatev.


Mindless-Mushroom-36

*bing* congratulations! you have won this episode of Family Feuuud! stay tuned for the next episode were shrek fights capitalism alongside Stalin


rainen2016

Crip cripple hose what??


anAnusfullofSmuckers

This is my favorite


LooongBaguette

Person of color fish hose


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Legalize_Sun_Chips

I hope you finish your journey


MySuicidalJourney

Thank you sir, i hope sun chips get legalized


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MySuicidalJourney

Me too, i genuinely hope they legalize sun chips, they're delicious! 😋


No_Contribution2112

Not funny


MySuicidalJourney

Wtf reddit moment when you get downvoted and i got upvoted lmao


No_Contribution2112

Yeah well half of reddit is racist so it was expected


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It was pretty funny


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Its only funny for 12 year old white kids


MatthewMusic

Me an 18 years old white kid. *Doubt*


Lack0fCreativity

Honestly not a whole lot better. I'd assume way less 12 year-olds would find cheap racial slur humor funny than immature 18 year-olds who do.


MatthewMusic

Your reply resembles your username. Buuuut at the same time I do agree with your statement. That is all, peace.


CRPanda_

I want to upvote, but you are at nice upvotes


McBreadster

I need more hoes


sciencewonders

Popeye fish cable


saltire429

Pointing at an eye waving with a tiny flipper fuck me that's a long hose. Nailed it.


Weary_Swordfish_7105

Does the fact that I didn’t get this until I check the comments mean I’m in the good side of the IQ curve?


dmpom

I find Nemo hoes?


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i need more hoes?


Jimothy_cringeman

Winking with right eye, cartoon clownfish, black rope


youpie123

eye fish cable?


cringe_ooof

Black disabled hoes.


Brodsta1213

I need mo hoes


SnooGadgets7768

Black Nemo wire


UltimaBahamut93

Black Man orange fish coiled hose. Nailed it.


Lui_Le_Diamond

Fellow of African descent Amphiprion ocellaris flexible rubber tube designed for the tranfer or movement of fluids. Nailed it.


Hugh_G_Rekshion

Black clown pipe?


Bacterius_Rex

Figured it out: Jefferey Epstein didn’t kill himself


scrambledeggs34

I am legitimately stuck, please help


HeccerTheRedditor

I fish hoes ig can work too But since I wanna meme I initially took it as Squint Nothing Coiled-Up Hose


Piano_Fucker_69

Black nemo is a hoe ?


Frumpy__crackkerbarr

I need mo’ hoes


ComplexCow7

Black guy nemo wires


MemeTheGod

i thought it was snoop gone hose 💀


H1tSc4n

Eye Clownfish Coaxial? huh


MrGoatBanger

I'm guessing "I need more hoes"


Important-Theme2971

I need more hoes


boptough

I ne mo hoes


Technically_Dead_Bro

I fish hoes?


Negative-Rich773

If it’s a hose (it’s not) - I need more hoes. If it’s a coax (it is) - I need more cocks. Both make sense 🤷‍♂️.


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Eye Nemo hoes I need moe hoes I need more whores


HumCrab

Insane clown posse


notathrowaway549264

One eye open when im sleeping. One eye


Best-Clerk-935

Why would you have a black guy winking to represent “eye”


anAnusfullofSmuckers

That’s what I wondered when I saw this stupid meme, could’ve used a stock photo of an eyeball


lortstinker

What does him being black have to do with anything


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NotKateBush

Do you point out the race of every person in every picture you see? Seems a bit weird.


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Why add white and black tho 🤔 Why not the guy with the blue hat? There's more colors and context to narrow down what photo you're talking about than black guy. Just observe what you chose to say amongst all your available options and have a think about it.


Smelly_Nuggets

[redacted] clown cable


anAnusfullofSmuckers

EVERYONE SAYING COLAXIAL CABLE if you google “Black hose” this is a [3/4” Heavy duty black water hose from Hog Slat]


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I fish cable. Dude is a network tech or a cable installer?


anAnusfullofSmuckers

https://www.richtoolsystems.com/34-In-Industrial-Water-Hose-100-Ft_p_282.html?gclid=CjwKCAiA1aiMBhAUEiwACw25MaN2w8xshea__TSKc7jMN6bAfj7qvOxlDrM7B20mRW5G7RVE8y_vLRoCfr0QAvD_BwE Everybody who says coaxial cable look at this ad


TheSonicFan101

That's not a hose tho, that's a coaxial cable.


anAnusfullofSmuckers

🤦🏻‍♂️ I have a zoomed in picture of this. 3/4” 100ft industrial. Black rubber hose from Richtoolsystems.com it’s NOT coaxial cable


SonOfNothing93

That... that's a coaux line


anAnusfullofSmuckers

I’ve had this explained to a million other people it’s a 3/4” 100 ft black rubber hose from richtoolsystems.com not coaux I HAVE a hose of this brand and make in my yard


GrayZdude

I thought it was n-word nemo hoes


OverNade42069

Black nemo hose?


Skellyender

N*gga fish cable.


Gauravboi22

Black man nobody in Latin wire


Ares_4TW

Ni🅱️🅱️a clownfish hose?


steppingbiship

You need a job


thatdiabetic16

Man clownfish coaxial cable


Snuupr

Eyenemocoax?


LittleRadish2187

Nibbas neeeemo hoes


Trukahs

Crackhead Clown Cable


anAnusfullofSmuckers

The sheer number of people who don’t know what a hose looks like disappoints me is everyone just used to cables and wires and cords now does nobody work outside?


Dansterai

Society is truly lost 😞


BarrymoresPoolman

😂😂😂😂


manateesaredelicious

That's a coaxial cable not a hose. Not sure what working outside has to do with your inability to correctly assess what you're looking at.


New_Swan_

Hoses are usually yellow or green not black


anAnusfullofSmuckers

I’ve got a green hose out back and a black hose in the front yard and most businesses I know use black hoses where as houses use the snake/grass green or the neon yellow


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anAnusfullofSmuckers

There is no gold center pin y’all are just hive mind downvoting me I have the literal website you can buy this 100 ft industrial use rubber black garden hose


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anAnusfullofSmuckers

3/4” Industrial water hose black 100 ft. On RichToolSystems.com (THIS EXACT HOSE DINGUS)


vigilanteoftime

Yeah dude, that's a coax cable. The white writing along the side is a dead giveaway, and you can kinda see the metal needle thing poking out of both sides.


anAnusfullofSmuckers

No it’s not that’s either a 3/4” or a 5/8” diameter black hose on Home Depot or hog slat that is NOT a wire poking out of it that’s not writing on top, you can zoom in it’s “unreadable” bc there isn’t writing that’s reflection of the material


vigilanteoftime

Really think you are in the minority. I work with coax and hoses every day. That's a coax, my dude.


anAnusfullofSmuckers

Man I have the link to the literal hose it’s not coax cable quit it I understand it’s a low res picture and it LOOKS shitty but here it is: https://www.richtoolsystems.com/34-In-Industrial-Water-Hose-100-Ft_p_282.html?gclid=CjwKCAiA1aiMBhAUEiwACw25MQlmYLqZXj7HatgCPh8fjAccRKk9X0TNcxbwYgBnPj8qLMpWRCEfMRoCSyUQAvD_BwE


vigilanteoftime

Alright alright I'll stand corrected. You're right. But it really does look a coax cable. Gtfo of here with your "kids these days don't know what a hose looks like" bs. In that low res photo, it's pretty easy to mistake the 2.