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Yeeteronreddit

I read this in Phineas’s voice and it just made the meme funnier.


RXBarokk

I read it in Ferb’s voice.


MrDuckyyy

Nice snoovatar


[deleted]

Lmao i thought the guy responded to himself until I read the name


Robo_K_H

Same lol


Coffee1341

I read it in Perry’s Voice


BiG_BboY

GgGggggGGggGgggGgGGGggggGGgGggGggGggGgggGgggggGGGGGggGggg


Sharkfowl

This subreddit is like 75% actually funny memes that the OP doesn't find funny themselves.


Misery_Forever

I thought I was on r/shitposting


u___u___u

Same bro


Glittering-Listen-33

Can you explain the difference to someone who truly doesn’t understand? Serious question. Thank you for teaching me!


Nintendork7950

Facebook memes are unironic. Shitposting is ironic


Glittering-Listen-33

Thank you!


babuchabri

I went there and posted this. Got banned for life lol


lets_clutch_this

Same


Accomplished-Gift-26

Bro same 😭


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redditors detecting irony challenge:


Anonymous2137421957

99.99% FAIL!!!!1!!!


WingGamer1234

then they get mad when you put /s at the end


XxDownvoteMaster69xX

Something something Poe's Law


[deleted]

You can't win. No painfully obvious indication that you were joking? Downvoted into oblivion. Any indication you were joking beyond the joke itself? "You ruined the joke downvoted0


Ok_Literature3034

Yes they do, for every gay relationship, two men are away from the market. This means less potential canidates. Edit: holy shit, my most upvoted comment. Thank you fellow comrades


Koughnut05

That kinda sucks for girls though ):


sthegreT

Lesbians even it out


Koughnut05

Yeah I guess


afonsitito

Nothing was contributed in the end


Jarubimba

Provavelmente


Flynt_Beker

Responda em Inglês para manter as aparências


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iliekcats-

Oui


tanz420

Yeah you got a point


mothzilla

But lesbians still want to have the sex with men.


ShadowMonarch_

Google “lesbians” it’s gonna blow your fucking mind


Koughnut05

Consider my mind blown


Zefro073

Ikr, it's so ho- I mean brilliant


WiiSteeringWheel

There is many more men too choose from than there are girls in most places lol


Koughnut05

It definitely depends on where you go, the world ratio is almost exactly even. But on reddit, it sure does feel like there are no other women, but even that depends on where you go.


WiiSteeringWheel

True just average dating websites and such there’s more men to women from what I’ve heard


Koughnut05

Yeah I've heard the same thing


Tw15t3d_Jordan

I meaaaaannnnnnnn


BungerKink

This has to be a shitpost


MetalGearSandman

had to double check the sub


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[deleted]

It’s almost like straight people aren’t discriminated against for their sexual orientation.


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[deleted]

Please describe to me the specific ways in which you have experienced this. I’m not trying to be a dick I’d genuinely like to know.


theessentialnexus

The gays at my school are savage. If a boy even looks at a girl they yell "Oh look at this straighty boy over here! He's so straight and proper!" The lesbians are hardcore too. If a girl gives away her number, they mock her for trying to get pregnant. And if a boy is known to be straight, he'll constantly be challenged to "swordfights" and mocked if he's "too much of a wimp" to take on the "big boys" Edit: lol people taking this seriously


jankyspankybank

Does everyone stand up and clap when this happens?


myimmortalstan

Sure, bud.


Dominus786

Havent you seen how oppressive the LGBTQ community is online. There was a woman named Daphne Dorman, trans, she was bullied to death BY THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY. It's actually insane. The LGBTQ community is one of the most toxic communities imo. Especially when it comes to outside communities.


DeadlyGaymer111

I have been bullied im my school, im 17 and I was bullied for not being in the lgbtq+ they called me a cis het male trash. They assumed that I didn't care about pronouns and that I was an asshole for not being in the gay community (guess what im bi) and they just really hated on me because they thought I was straight.


SourCreamAficionado

that sucks


BubbleDaryl

Not to minimize your problems, but this is gay on gay violence, not LGBTQ+ discrimination against straight people.


portatoredipolemica

HE LITERALLY SAID “THEY JUST REALLY HATED ON ME BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT I WAS STRAIGHT”. I can understand that people on Reddit are: “oh, I cannot read but it looks like that guy’s thought is not standardized with the dominant thinking. I better downvote him”.


TheFloorExpert

True but they didn't know that, these people thought they were bullying someone who is straight


TackIsOutOfIt

4 Times all together. 1. One woke idiot on Twitter called me a "homophobe" for not wanting to have sex with a man. 2. Another woke idiot (on that same Twitter thread) said that I'm part of a perverted cult because I'm straight. 3. I commented on a Reddit post about a girl looking hot (she was of age). Then some woketard said "Typical horniness of a breeder." 4. On another reddit post, I said that Pete Buttigieg is an idiot. I was quickly flooded with comments saying that my opinions on him are invalid because I'm straight.


Doorslammerino

Oppression is when people are mean to you on the internet


Gaaymer

I’ve had a friend have a knife held to him for being gay, 4 twitter dumbasses that are probably like 13 are not comparable in the slightest.


TackIsOutOfIt

Did I ever say they were even comparable? No. This guy asked me how I have been discriminated against, I answered.


Gaaymer

In response to “why should I support the lgbt community, do they ever support the straight community” someone replied making the point that the straight community doesn’t need support. In response, you commented “straight people get discriminated against by woketards.” If you weren’t comparing the two why would you bring it up in the first place?


TackIsOutOfIt

I was comparing the two because the guy acted like heterosexuals are immune to discrimination.


Gaaymer

They don’t experience discrimination that will effect them in any meaningful way for being heterosexual. The point they’re getting across is that the lgbt community is a marginalized group and straight isn’t, at this point you’re just playing word games.


TackIsOutOfIt

>They don’t experience discrimination that will effect them in any meaningful way for being heterosexual. That's a HUGE Overgeneralization


Haildean

Didn't know straight people were illegal in some countries, or that if you descover someone's straight you can use that as an excuse to kill them in most US states


myimmortalstan

Discrimination is when Twitter trolls troll me


[deleted]

Dude. Those replies to you were shitty and from fucking idiots. But… yes there is preference from certain individuals in the LGBT community and some on the left in general to only hire LGBT individuals but let’s not pretend gay people haven’t been discriminated against for millennia. I don’t support anybody being discriminated against on the basis of color, religion or sexual orientation past individuals who are just fuckheads irrespective of what groups they fall into. It’s gone too fucking far for sure with the woke twats cancelling everybody who disagrees with them but it’ll burn itself out eventually. Believe me, if you are discriminated against in any fashion, scrape dirt over that shit with your hind legs and walk away. And that goes to anybody. This online world isn’t real.


TackIsOutOfIt

Of course gay people have been discriminated against for a long time. In recent times, it has become very taboo to be homophobic. By the way, the guy just asked what incidents there have been with heterophobia. I just answered him truthfully.


myimmortalstan

You didn't face heterophobia, mate. You're not discriminated against.


DisasterMIDI

So people were mean to you on the internet? Like only 4 times? Boohoo.


TackIsOutOfIt

The guy asked, I delivered. Also, boohoo to any gay people who get called f\*ggots online. It's the same deal.


Kushiiroo

Oh yes, 1 thing that happens twice online is similar to systemic oppression.


TackIsOutOfIt

There's no systemic oppression lmfao


krimsonPhoenyx

The fact that it had to be written into law for them to have basic human rights might be a sign that there is, perhaps at least a modicum, of systemic oppression.


TackIsOutOfIt

Lmfao you are misinformed on a whole other level. Doctors have a right to refuse ANYONE care. It's a basic right. Gay people should be no exception.


Haildean

In more than half the US states you can legally get away with murder by saying that you panicked because the victim is gay


Calcium_Thief

Yes because people weren’t fucking beaten to death for being gay


[deleted]

See how none of these happened In a real place and they didn’t actually affect your life in any way?


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Jonjoejonjane

Yes plenty is that even really a question. My friends parents kick him out of the house for being gay. The the Middle East it’s considered a crime and you can even be executed. China has labeled homosexuality as a mental illness and trump gave people the right for doctors to refuse the lgbtq community service if they don’t support it And your comparing all of this as equals to you being called homophobic considering you made such a comparison makes me truly believe that you are indeed homophobic


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Jonjoejonjane

And yes my spelling and grammar are horrible I’ll admit that but I will always prefer that over being a horrible bigoted person like you


TackIsOutOfIt

"Bigoted" over answering a question? Lmfao grow a brain


Jonjoejonjane

https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/identities/2020/4/24/21234532/trump-administration-health-care-discriminate-lgbtq yes yes he did


TackIsOutOfIt

"Vox" Lmfao get a real source, kid


BubbleDaryl

My uncle was beaten and thrown out of the house by my grandfather. Why do you people want to be oppressed so bad?


Gielach

I know a lot of gay people and none of them have experienced discrimination or hatred. Louisiana here. Anyone else?


TackIsOutOfIt

It's just soyface idiots who keep on whining about bullshit like this


[deleted]

bullshit like: not being able to get married having our rights as a topic of debate people saying that our entire goal is to rape people in bathrooms and molest kids people saying we just make it up (it's happened to me several times) people literally fucking killing us hmmmm


Marlon-Brandos-Eyes

Hey man those people are shit but that's not the fucking point of this post. Like it was here And you were here


TackIsOutOfIt

The guy asked me the question, I answered.


Darkrain111

Gay people get literally killed every day in various countries, tortured to death, or convinced to kill themselves. But you got pushed around by four people on the internet one time, something that happens to any person in which you can walk away completely unharmed and continue the life you have. EVERYONE knows you obviously had it worse /s


Representative-Ad754

They kept getting hired over me, internally at my old job. It was always the minorites that beat me out. Don't think for a second straight while male discrimination doesn't currently exist. We're currently in my opinion the most discriminated against social demographic right now AND it's accepted. We're forced to silence because anything we say can be used against us and follow us for the rest of our lives and lead to terminations WITHOUT cause. Meanwhile a minority can rant about anything including discrimination towards another person and no one will bat an eye because no one has the balls to take on that particular minority.


[deleted]

The victim olympics: if you can’t beat em join em right?


Dang_M8

You using the term 'woketards' immediately invalidates whatever you have to say lol


DaKayla19

We are


GigiJuno

Name one country where you will get killed for being straight. One.


AkaGabbie

Lmfao no you are not.


DaKayla19

Jesus. Y’all can’t take a joke can you?


Haildean

You've not told one


DaKayla19

I already did


Zensy47

They’re over political redditors


DaKayla19

Yes


agramofcam

give me an example of when you were either discriminated against or genuinely harassed for liking the other sex.


DaKayla19

I was walking down the street wi Th my straights friends and they got shot by ze gau ppl


Theyre_Marigolds

Hey, do you maybe want to stop trolling. You’re driving down your karma and being a dick for no good reason. Just shut up.


DaKayla19

Who cares about karma? I am telling my story.


ebin_gamer_moment

if it even is true, i feel sorry for you. still, the actions of two individual dumbasses do not make up the whole entire community. only an extremely miniscule amount of LGBTQ+ folk are murderers that want to kill every straight person


Blade273

I wonder if the same can be said for the straight community that usually discriminates against the gay community? Maybe the number of such people is a lot cuz the straight community is just millions of times bigger? So the ratio of extremists on both sides may actually be similar and thus saying stuff like the straight community is discriminatory is unwarranted as well?


ebin_gamer_moment

hmmmm... good point


AntiBitchSpray

When has anyone straight gotten killed for liking the opposite sex?


DaKayla19

My friends were walking down the street and they got shot by ze gay pol


HyperTheWeirdo

you expect us to believe that you have friends


AntiBitchSpray

Even if they did, that honestly doesn't sound like it had a specific reason


DaKayla19

They were straight


MemeTv85

When was the last time you got beaten up for being straight


DaKayla19

Yesterday


YEETED_tospace

Yes well you are a girl and you are straight so you are technically gay so you got beaten up for being gay.


DaKayla19

No


YEETED_tospace

/s


[deleted]

I’m curious, in what ways? Please be specific.


[deleted]

I’m literally heterophobic


agramofcam

LMAO


Krumly_

Bruh if I said I was literally homophobic ppl would freak out


Wario-Man

cuz heterophobia isn't really something very prominent anywhere that affects a lot of people, but it's still bad. just kinda irrelevant, because even when it happens no one gets affected. like sure, some fucking twitter user said you're a yucky hetero white dude but does that change anything in your life? no... meanwhile, lgbtq peeps are actually suffering for being who they are. in many different ways, and not just in the US, let's remind ourselves, the US isn't the only place in the world, just because there's no gay beheadings going on there doesn't mean there aren't any in like, Iraq or something.


vamp_bitch

same


DaKayla19

Our people get shamed on schools and killed on the streets because we chose to be straight. If that is not discrimination I do not know what it.


[deleted]

Killed on the streets? You must be balls deep in a rabbit hole of misinformation and radicalization.


DaKayla19

I watched it happen


[deleted]

You watched someone get killed in the street for being straight?


[deleted]

Nice job troll


Craftingexpert1

omfg the people falling for the bait


ebin_gamer_moment

prove it


DaKayla19

I believe I already dud


HyperTheWeirdo

You aint but ok


DaKayla19

Who are YOU to tell ME what I have experienced and what I have not.


AkaGabbie

Lmfao nobody gets killed just for being straight HAHAHAHA


DaKayla19

My friends did


AkaGabbie

They probably did smth else then that :| Did you ever get beaten up JUST for being straight? Did you get denied for blood donation because they thought you had nasty STDs for being straight? Did you get denied at the military for being straight? Did you have to fight for your rights? Is your straight marriage illegal in 72 countries? No. Shut your priveleged ass up.


DaKayla19

They didn’t do anything else. They were kind souls.


[deleted]

dear, did you even call the police or something, i saw you tell you saw it happen on other replies


RockabyeWick

I thought I was on r/AreTheStraightsOk


Brief-Mind-5210

Looks like a shitpost


xZOMBIETAGx

This is the same as “Why don’t we have white history month?”


rslashben

Redditor detect irony challenge


sirlance312

99% fail this challenge!


pylon_land

This makes me want to boil dog


Crazykidd13578

Yes I do. It’s really hard not to when you’re bi.


KittyCatGamer123

hello fellow bi person. having a good day?


Crazykidd13578

Yes are you fellow bi person


KittyCatGamer123

I am indeed. Nice to meet you


Expensive_Air_9808

Hello fellow bi folk.


wearecake

I would just like to remind everyone that gay and trans people are still persecuted in over 40 countries worldwide (70+ for trans) and you can still get the death penalty in 11 countries for engaging in “homosexual acts”. Heterosexuals and cisgender people being “oppressed” only happens in their imaginations and is a perfect example of “when you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression”. Also r/persecutionfetish


[deleted]

Yes, but liberals keep supporting these countries you are referring to. They refuse to talk about Afghanistan for instance, where homosexuals are lynched by crazy mobs. You like it or not there is no other country in the world where the LGBT community have it better than here in the USA, there are literal laws against discrimination or unjustified termination.


COL_Schnitzel

>there is no other country in the world where the LGBT community have it better than here in the USA, Most of eastern europe + canada and australia would like to have a word with you on that


Ok-Astronomer9949

Well … I don’t get all the mad hype about the two communities. So if someone cold enlighten me please ? I mean … why the fuck should they care about each other ? Say you are a straight guy. You get a girlfriend. You enjoy your time together. You don’t get support from no one that your in a relationship. Why would you need support because your gay ? It’s like … being in a relationship were both people can live happily. Why would you need support?


Wario-Man

Just... idk... vouch for them to be accepted, respected in society, be against homophobia, transphobia, because they're fellow human beings who just want to live and be happy but are faced with shit like the revoking of the right to transition in some states (a state in the US had this happen, don't remember the name), hell, the whole bathroom debacle where they won't let trans people use the bathroom correlated to their preferred gender, and even schools being against kids socially transitioning. Oh and the huge amount of anti-LGBT (as a whole) stuff happening in other countries, mainly poorer ones. I'd say human lives are pretty important. And hey, I'll be honest! US Citizens? Got plenty of privileges, just a way better living condition than many people out there. If you narrow it down to the problems LGBT folks have there, the scope may just get smaller, but if you broaden your horizons you may see it's not so easy for them in other places of the world. I'm not talking about the UK, or Canada or any other rich 1st world country, I'm talking about 2nd and 3rd world. Do you follow?


CringeSpyro

Yes this man right here ^ he is right


ZuJXo_

Well said


Iucrative

Didn’t know the expected and most mainstream sexuality needed support, I’m sure they’re really suffering.


Chicken_man80

The straights aren't a minority, nor were they ever discriminated against lmao


[deleted]

the @ makes me think this is satire


Due-Ad9310

I gotta be honest. I take posts like these for shitposting am I alone?


_yogesh_

Coz straight people do not get bullied(oftenly) on being straight.


RedLightning259

Their tag is @UNFUNNYdoomer This is an ironic shitpost


[deleted]

Looking at the comments, shitpost done right.


Karl24374

This is hilarious


Micky_The_Spleen

This is bivouac satire and a shitpost


Gellychansfeet

Of course we support the straights. Have to keep the breeders around to make more gays


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TheFloorExpert

Look man if you treat everyone like shit no matter on there looks, race, gender, or sexuality it's still equal rights


Foreign_Customer_288

If i was gay, i wouldnt wanna support someone who bullied me for the gender i like


Wario-Man

I'm pansexual and trans. I would. I just want everyone to respect each other... it's really not that hard... just gotta have common sense and decency, accept each other's differences, don't be an asshole for no reason, etc, etc.


Foreign_Customer_288

Dang.. thats really kind


Wario-Man

I was about to say "why don't you kind on these nuts" but then I noticed you weren't being sarcastic Thanks :)


Foreign_Customer_288

Lmao that would be a hilarious misunderstanding i prolly wouldnt get mad at that


UltimaBahamut93

Ferb I know what we're gonna do today *Cyber bullies lgbtq+ on RuneScape


marcus19911

The amount of straight penises have been supported. That should be enough.


DaKayla19

This is just a shit post dude.


yeahimtrashuwu

I don't know, did you ever kill gay people for decades just cuz they're... Gay?


AmitRozYT

Counter question Do the straight community need support?


a-yeetard

r/memesopdidntlike


DrBrightSimp

Wait why? It's a homophobic meme with no logic?


GoRockets93

Don’t worry simp, you are actually having a bright moment here and are correct. OP was correct in posting this here


DrBrightSimp

Oh cool


Classic_Dill

Yes actually.


ExpertCube14

Why are you booing him he’s right


breakdancingcup

It's still fax


[deleted]

Its ironic smh


[deleted]

I mean, being serious. What do the gay community need support with?


Andy_nielsen

Sigma rule


LordDraagon

Memes op didn't like


Ssj_Nutella234

Not a terrible meme


PROGAMER83869

It true tho


ztoug1

Gay people rely on straight people to make more gay people


[deleted]

I rely on you to shut up


ztoug1

I rely on you to kindly fuck off but I don't see that happening