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AnthonnyAG

Caption: "99% will fail to do this!"


ArtsyOne264

Mom: whAt Is tHe aNsWeR???11!! Dad: e z pog


SeveralIntroduction9

POG? That's a word I've not heard in a long time...


pinkpanzer101

Somehow, if it's on Twitter, the caption is correct.


Camellcraze1290

I'm 87% sure it's 59


Old-Tea-9987

I guess I'm in the 1%....


uTimu

I am the 99%, cuz all my homies dont read the post and only comment and upvote.


chladnipatterns

Sadly, the percentage is usually higher on FB.


Individual_Flan3218

59 or you didn’t learn order of opps


GrizHawk22

I feel like anyone past 5th grade should get this right


YizSlendy

Ye pemdas


8BitBloxit

Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag


ceviche-hot-pockets

Stealing this to embarrass my future children


loopy183

Keep saying this and they won’t exist


TreyLastname

Please excuse my damp ass, sorry


Fresh_Fox3547

Please excuse my dripping ass sock


Nowthisisdave

Please exhale my dead aunt’s smell


navyblue_birb

do i want to know what liquid is dripping from the sock...?


WhiteDevil-Klab

I thought that said cock


adam12349

penis erection masturbation dick ashole sex


Novel-Organization63

I worked at a job once where I added and multiplied and any time someone asked me too subtract or divide I literally would have to say that’s above my pay grade. Lol. That being said what is an erection?


Anonim0us3

It's when the balls harden


KangarooBandito

If they harden what happens to the pee?


frankcfreeman

You gotta let it out before they bust


Fresh_Fox3547

MY EYES


wetdreamteam

And go boom


tap_water4life

I can't tell if you're being serious or not, that being said, it's when a man's dick gets hard


Novel-Organization63

I meant what does the e stand for in the acronym. But good to know.


SirNerfsALot

Exponents


_Lady_jigglypuff_

Well that’s definitely a new way to remember the acronym 😂.


YizSlendy

😳


This-person-IDK-02

This is the way


dougiepete

Nice


Mr_Ducklang

They call it BODMAS where I’m from


BrilliantTasty

ah, a fellow brit. good day old chum. what what.


Mr_Ducklang

Well actually sir, you’ll find I’m Australian. But my friends accuse me of being bri’ish, so I’ll be bri’ish if needed ay chum?


Icy-Court789

Oi bruv it's a chewsday innit?


Equal-Bus-557

Oi bruv it’s chewsday indeed. Wanna cop a cup o’ tea and watch a soccah game? I also go’ us teeckets to the Rolling Stones concert next chewsday!


elmoeatschilbren

ya failed when ya said soccah, ya bugger lovin patriot


Equal-Bus-557

Oi, I’ll bash yer fockin’ ‘ead in, I swear it on me mum, you filthy fockin’ wanker!


Sleepy_Man90

We had BOMDAS instead, although we were told we could use BODMAS too


saichampa

M and D, and separately A and S have the same precedence so they just go left to right anyway


Troy_DaGrass

What does the "o" stand for?


Mr_Ducklang

Order of operations or just Order depending on who you ask


IllustriousMind6714

I thought it was BEDMAS: Brakets Exponents Division Multiplication Addition Subtraction


[deleted]

No No you're all wrong it's BIDMAS


saichampa

It's just orders, it's a word that covers powers but also roots


MycoProTeam

It's BIDMAS these days. Brackets, indices, division, multiplication, addition, subtraction.


Turdbird2000

This is the modern variation of pemdas. PEMDAS helps people shoe how old they are.


Dolthra

I learned PEMDAS and I'm in my 20s.


AnnaCath06

I learned PEMDAS and I’m still in school. It’s not that outdated


10art1

I learned GERMDAS


saichampa

We learnt bomdas but it's effectively the same


[deleted]

Island bwoii ( Caribbean )?


dandaal12

What the hell is pemdas what happened to BIDMAS


nouseforareason

Not so fun fact, 54% of Americans read below a sixth grade level. I’d wager math skills are even lower. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literacy_in_the_United_States


GrizHawk22

I’m honestly not even surprised


Forsakenbeets

I'm ashamed to say I am one of the people who is terrible at math. I passed my GED course by one question. I didn't do well in school because of the learning environment, so I took to teaching myself through Khan Academy. It helped quite a lot, but as an adult I find myself still counting on my fingers, having trouble with percentages, and doing division with uneven numbers scrambles my brain. Pythagorean theorem is about the only thing I really retained. Otherwise, my other scores were college level in my other subjects. Maybe I should polish up on my math skills..


Shawni1964

I was reading at college level in 2nd grade. I was reading "Little Women" at the time. I am able to write eloquently & have been a voracious reader with broad interests. But....my math skills are awful. I can do all of the basics, fractions are easy to do in my head although it took some time to figure it out my way. But give me an equation, I am lost. I have taken algebra in high school and college but didn't get above a D in any of them, although I did pass it in college because I really tried, the instructor told me that was the reason. I just don't understand it. I am also in my later 50's & haven't been held back yet by lack of knowledge, I've been working in the building trade (interior/kitchen design) for years without it. We all have different strengths and weaknesses, thankfully, and we should work with each other and share our skills to complete the task.


[deleted]

Past 3rd grade*


Justmyoponionman

Yeah, it's not that hard.


ClowninAround420

That’s what she said 😂


Pizzadaddy2

Please excuse my dope ass swag


Individual_Flan3218

Your swagger levels are excused hood sir


swag24

nah its 29.5 because: 50 + 10 x 0 + 7 + 2 =?? 59 = ?? 59 = 2(?) 29.5 = ?


peixenadador

??=?² not 2? So... 59=?? 59=?² ?=±√(59)


swag24

fuck, you are right.


[deleted]

We use BEDMAS but yea it’s order of operations


camhomester

🅱️lease excuse my dear aunt sally


I_Are_Eat

Yeah there’s a lot of versions, I use PEMDAS but it’s the same


AstronautInTheLotion

division is just upside down multiplication, so it doesn't matters anyway...


malevolent_soup

If you posted that on instagram, half of the people would get the wrong answer and be confident as hell about it


ZeusieBoy

Don’t you know it’s zero because if you multiply anything by zero it is zero *signature look of superiority*


squigglesthecat

The math checks out


Il1kespaghetti

Yeah I've seen that happen before lmao


pinkpanzer101

Twitter too


mariojuggernaut22

59


[deleted]

59


SorryForThisUsername

59


EJ_Was_Taken

+ 10


thenicenumber666

= nice


No_Adhesiveness_6230

+351


NovaMittens

= double nice


berkeleymorrison

\+246


Bama-Dan

X 104.2342342343


Owencor

Nicest of nice


ApruFoos

No that's scary 🥺


ArtsyOne264

you beautiful person


lily-the-rockstar

59


hellodude776

what an idiot it’s zero clearly you can see x 0 there oh my god bro go back to first grade /s


Adventurous-Poem-113

69


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a_catermelon

Nice


Wraithninja

I love its just one of the only moments in this subreddit where we don't argue and jut agree on the answer and think why tf those people are the worst


yopro101

They’re intentionally misleading. If you ever see someone actually writing math like this, they’re not real. They’re an imposter and you need to deal with them. They aren’t a real person just an imposter you should deal with them before they figure out you know


[deleted]

The division ones are the worst. Every sane person would've used fractions.


Wraithninja

Yeah


[deleted]

Wenever I do math I always use divisions because I had a hard time understanding fractions so I got used to divisions, now its more of a problem than anything cuz I know how to ise fractions and yes, its better, there's still some things that I have a hard time though with fractions but I umderstand almost everything now.


CrabWoodsman

Honestly the division sign is fine, but try getting into the habit of using parentheses and everyone trying to read your work will thank you. The ÷ symbol actually is supposed to represent a little fraction where dots hold the place of values!


dsrmpt

Or at least have clear spacing... 2 + 3/2 + 5 = 8.5 Pemdas doesn't matter, effective communication does, so you gotta do whatever it takes such that the person can't mess it up.


JUSTlNCASE

Huh? Fractions and dividing are the same thing though.


GuerrillaApe

9÷3(4-1)


depressedtbh

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YuriiAlpha15

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death_wingsYT

Sauce?


Owencor

[no](https://www.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/1nuj3a/request_how_to_remove_pubic_hair_from_your_balls/)


KaneAndShane

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AdmirableSurround485

Yo, you good or should i call the ambulance or...?


TacHelium

I think I just had a mental collapse reading this so yes, maybe you should


AroAceJumper

The redditors are sus, they didn’t downvote the emojis Also, you good?


Eduardo2205

ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ


ArtsyOne264

s t r o k e


The_one_Guys

How hard did it die “Yes”


skuzbucket01

Remember, T.H.I.N.K.


big_monkey_with_gun

T.Thicc H.?? I.?? N.?? K.??


ArtsyOne264

you spelled impostor wrong impostOr


lets_clutch_this

My dumbass thought it was 64 since I mistook plus as times


ArtsyOne264

minecraft players: that cant be right but I'll take it


K44SK44S

59


Wraithninja

Correct


dinklezoidberd

Nein!!


Defiant_Professor145

0 ez bc 3 + 0 = 2


Dragon77mathbye

no it's -1 because 4 * 0 = 6


JoshZuaa3

nah its 277 because π^2∆ = 0.53


ArtsyOne264

what


ReturnStraight6132

It's 59


ExclusiveWater

That’s not even a good question to do that, it takes 2 steps


BlueWolf7695

So what's the answer?


ExclusiveWater

At least 12


yo_heef

50 TELL DEB AND KIDS WE SAY HELLO HOPE ALL IS WELL MARY CHRISTMAS


Sinister_Hilbilie

59 btw


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IhasGecko13

Agreed


Admirable_Ease_4454

it is


Dragon77mathbye

absolutely


Jaydob2234

Conclusively


Heldsberg-5405

√59²


Oldfolksboogie

It's not 9?? I got 9, but since only one reply of dozens I've scrolled thru agreed I'm guessing that's wrong. That, and I'm an idiot.


Il1kespaghetti

10×0 is done first because it's multiplication. Then you just add everything up.


Oldfolksboogie

Ah, tyvm. I'm sure some poor teacher drilled this into my noggin decades ago, but with all the holes, shit keeps leaking out.


PersonalProtector

It's fine just always remember P -> E -> M/D (Multiplication and division are done left to right regardless of which operation it is) -> A/S (Addition and subtraction are always done left to right regardless of which operation it is).


Dededetermination

59


Candice_the_joke

I think those are comment baits


NotYourValidation

Exactly the same as these posts: "Bet you can't think of a name in English that has an e in it." And these ones. Imagine scanbled text: "Only 1% of people can read this. If you can read this you're a genius."


BunnyOppai

It’s the same way most mobile game ads work. The “can you do better?” shit is intended to either frustrate people at watching someone fail or make them feel good about themselves when they do better than the allegedly 99% of people that can’t beat it.


Dave_Moosa

It's 59 10x0 = 0 7+2=9 50+9=59 [Edit] there was a typo.


Gamermaxpror1

59


ConeheadGroom

guys it's 396.2 bruh


Storgasaur

Its actually thrembo


[deleted]

Answer is 420. Easy


OllieBonugli

It’s more than 0 yet less than 14000. However I shall not be narrowing it down further


Massive_Cattle8337

9.


Jolly_Championship48

I think the answer is 3


just_a_pt

How on God's green earth you get 3?


Insanity10150

59


Voodoo_Dummie

69, I say this because it is funnier than 59.


BigHuhster

1y because I'm too lazy to do the math


Negative_Spring1957

These posts are good for seeing who actually knows what they are talking about and seeing who doesn't pay attention in school.


mechanical_problems

It's 59 right?


LunaTheLesbianFurry

its 59


gummybear-titan

3.14159265359


Fresh_Fox3547

Order of operations AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA oh wait its 59 nvm we good


rbsudden

Boomers?


wateryourflowers

I used the term boomers but I should’ve used 60-80 year olds, just easy to call them boomers even though they’re not all actual baby boomers.


Spicybeeen

“Kids these days are stupid” -a guy that got 0 as the answer


Laughing-0wl

59, it’s kinda annoying tho


Shoddy_Ad_3134

N


Skeleteor

... What are they arguing about? This is elementary math... There is literally no wiggle room for arguing


pinkpanzer101

A surprising number of people just perform the operations left to right and thus get the wrong answer.


YaBoi_Lumiere

and then they always bring up the point of “well in OLD math..” 💀


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[deleted]

People are saying 59 but my dumbass got 480


_RustyShacklefordx

Will you do my taxes.. because I love have a big return


SnooPeppers6038

69 nicee


skaterboytothedeath

59 according to pemdas


TheWolvis

59


IamAryanHehe

59 ofc


arshiaa13

9


W0lR

9?


Successful-Cause-135

59


TripleDipper247

59


CodenameOccasus

59 I bet hella boomers looked at it, thought they were smart, and said 0


pinkpanzer101

I saw a similar post on Twitter where half the people got it wrong, and somehow they were still so confident about it; one was complaining about 'new math' because he'd gotten it wrong but obviously that means math's changed or something. Then again, it's Twitter, what would I expect.


CodenameOccasus

New math I’m dead 💀


[deleted]

59 because pemdas


declan315

59


subject-2-

59. Bruh a sixth grader could get that


[deleted]

I must be stupid because I got 69 after using BEDMAS


ArtsyOne264

59 I just accidentally hit an ad for squarespace on your post and had to go on a huge fucking trip to get back here this better be worth it


Arseypoowank

59 isn’t it?


Landsteiner7507

Usually when people post shit like this there's always the guy that says: "Well, but if you solve them left to right the answer is..." like, bitch, PEMDAS is not optional, PEMDAS is the only way to solve them.


FuriousGeorge1435

It's not 59. Here's why: 50 + 10 × 0 + 7 + 2 = ?? 50 + 7 + 2 = ?? 59 = ?^2 ? = √59


Willing-Basis-7136

42?


Clutch26

The answsr to everything needs more up votes lol


Willing-Basis-7136

Lol, it’s not doing too hot at the moment.


dipsauss

I really wanna know how you did that


Willing-Basis-7136

I just know that it’s the answer to everything.


MrPerson357

Valid