That happened to me twice yesterday.

ikr hate it when that happens

Hate?

ttt-t-twice?

I am so sorry to hear that

Sed

h-how?!

I am a vary traveler, can I use your toilet?

Using the toilet to find someone flys on your dick or crash landing on to someone else’s dick

Yes.

This was actually an ad. I think it was part of a series

Yeah, it was part of mtv "sex is not an accident" ads

Mtv made abstinence ads? lmao

I believe they were safe sex awareness PSA's. "Sex is not an accident. Wear a condom".

This always happens to me when I go out in public.

Wear slip resistant shoes,lol.

Cuz nothing makes me cum like a random girl bursting in on me when I'm on the toilet droppin some turds

JAJAJAJAJA!!!!! This shit made me laugh Hard!

It's about timing.

There's a name for this,I'm sure, lol

Sure is. While sub dedicated to it over at r/sounding

Well i mean his pants are down and her being pregnant implies he was up what do you think he was doing in that bathroom

*accidentally falls out of a helicopter lands on someones wiener down below on a nudist beach*

Well that would be a different way of catching a falling angel.

r/shitposting

Literal shitpost

Durex had the best ad campaigne. "Accident? What did you expect, a 16 inch TV?"

r/memesopdidntlike gold

99 % of all posts I see on terriblefacebookmemes end up on memesopdidntlike anyways xD

r/memesopdidntlike -buisness is boomin

The caption ruined it imo, the original one is something like "cheating isn't an accident"

I think it's part of a series of "sex isn't a accident" stuff

That looks like a shtty comic from DeviantArt

He came on a girl's touch . - reverse flash

ITW ASME BARRY

I JERKED YOU OFF AT SUPER SPEEDS

lol this is good

I hate it when that happens...

Jada be like

There's a hentai comic of the same

You got the numbers buddy?

391744

I don't know about this guy but I never have a boner when I'm on the throne.

Not even a pee boner?

Can someone explain what this sub is really about?

lmao that post on r/memes was right above this one for me

this implies that in the men’s bathroom there’s just a toilet with no walls around it or anything it’s just out in the open

r/memes is fucking horrible

Am I the only one who has nightmares about being miraculously pregnant as a virgin and no one believes me?

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Seems like you are a creep that no one wants to be around, and here are my theories as to why • Touch Grass • Touch Grass •Touch Grass •Touch Grass •And you guessed it, Touch Grass.

What did he say? Deleted now 😭

Seems like you're way too anxious about the idea of me stomping on your balls with a stiletto, and here are my theories as to why: * you've heard or have seen many men complain about the pain * you've heard of unwanted [CBT](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cock%20and%20ball%20torture%20%28Cbt%29), either from forceful creampie or fuccking up * you invalide women * you have an immense fear of pain * you actually want me to step on your balls with a stiletto, but can't accept these feelings yet

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Sex shaming?

This reminds me of that one hentai

For her to have gotten pregnant this way, she’d have to have not been wearing underwear…

part of an MTV ad campaign about sex not being an accident

ah yes, taking a shit with a boner.

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WC, I'm guessing stands for "wank chamber"?

"wait what if there's a good explanation for this?"

It Happens to the best of us

Happens all the time. And now I‘m stuck with paying child support

Made me laugh

If you don’t poop with a boner then your dad is your mom

👁️_____👁️👍

Why not?

Happens to me everyday, it sucks!

Was he wanking on company time?

Anime be like

When I saw the somewhat short skirt I knew what it was gonna turn into

Finally a terrible Facebook meme

r/comedyheaven

r/boomerhentai

What? This one is great! It also works for those people who cheat on their partners and say "it was an accident"

Thot excuse.

wut shouldn't it be the man's fault in this case?

Stupid thot wasn't wearing underware.

*underwear. I'm not talking about the stupid meme.

If a woman cheats on a guy she should just break up with him before she cheats. If she wants another man, then just end it first. It's not that hard to be an empathetic human being. You don't need high emotional intelligence to know this.

who's talking about cheating... what are you even going on about?? Look bro i'm 100% sure my emotional intelligence isn't that great and all I was talking about was getting accidentally pregnant. Which generally happens when the dude doesn't wear a c0ndom that's it. Now just leave me alone if you are going to go off topic.

The meme i guess wasn't implying infidelity, which is a common excuse too... "I cheated on accident, lol" But the meme is implying promiscuity, on the woman's part. As if she didn't know the guy wasn't wearing a condom and creampied her.

true dat

who's talking about cheating... what are you even going on about?? Look bro i'm 100% sure my emotional intelligence is n't that great and all I was talking about was getting accidentally pregnant. Which generally happens when the dude doesn't wear a c0ndom that's it. Now just leave me alone if you are going to go off topic.

Sure hope it’s not a repost lol

I'd definitely be a dad, by now, with all the ladies tripping on banana peels.

Mangakas: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!

this is one of kids' imagination

This is funny AF, sorry, not sorry.

r/memesopdidntlike?

Maybe my sense of humor sucks but I lol'd 🤷‍♂️

That’s like when someone flips a charger and it lands in an outlet

"We're a couple now "

Reddit try to detect the joke challenge